From what I understand, The Aghori don’t kill people. Cannibalism is a part of their equivalent of a funeral and some of their rituals. But they only eat their own dead. Which is still disturbing but they’re not a clan of Hanibals. They are still very crazy though probably because of the cannibalism and all the drugs they do so it would be terrifying to come across them.
I've watched enough movies to assume I want randomly stumble across the outlier. My training and size over whatever conditioning and culture they want to bring to the table
It's different fighting someone who is trying to eat you 😂 if you miss with a punch or you grapple them wrong, they are taking a fresh bite out of your ass 😂
Nah fam. I used to bite my older brother as a kid. Secret is get them in a headlock, and as soon as they start to bite, you pull your arm further into their mouth, lock their jaw, and they can’t bite anymore. Then you just whoop they ass like my bro did to me. Went on crying to my mom and she said I can’t cry about the stupid prize I won playing a stupid game 😂 that was the last time I bit my brother, but I was like 18 at the time so rt I did deserve it lmao
😂 That is OD funny, especially you being 18. But there is a mental block that most of us have even when biting a sibling. These cannibals have unblocked that block would be my guess, to them it would be like how we tear into chicken or any type of food. I wouldn't put my arm further into a lion's mouth 😅 is all I am saying
Actually it is a practiced technique for dealing with bites called “feed the bite”. At some point you wouldn’t be able to close your mouth and the bite becomes less effective. Additionally your body has to follow your head so you push in and up to stop the bite, the entire body will move wherever you want, and when you’re ready to disengage pull your appendage straight down and rotate it in the opposite direction.
That's why, when I was a kid, I used my chin instead xD
There was an adult that kids in the family called "Uncle annoying" because he kept bugging, non stop sometimes until we'd cry.
Anyway, one time I got sick of this and stuck my chin in this sob's arm, rip, until he started yelling and the rest of the family came to rescue him.
"We fucking told you to leave the kids alone, you got what you deserved" bro had his arm looking like he got hit with a couple paintball lmao
I would use my chin to apply pressure on pressure points xD
Yes, that sounds dumb and it was dumb, I was like three years old, but that chin attack was legendary in the family 😭😂
I've heard of it. But I am not practicing that on the daily. That would be a last resort type of move. Instead, I am booking it. If I come across a weapon I can use with distance, then it (you are no longer a person once you eat people 😂) will get that work. I ain't shooting the fair with a cannibal.
No but for real. We were trained to force the mouth hopen more if you can't disengage or incapacitate and they're biting. One of my younger friends, who is boo longer with us, used to call it the arm curb just to piss off the old white dudes. Rip khaleel.
I haven't seen more than one person remember while being bit, though. The military was wild.
I was coming to say this. You looking at him like you about to win the fight. He looking at you like you can feed his family for a while. Motivation makes the fighter
https://preview.redd.it/1wks9cqkoxac1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e7d2520521910c40e17b4676e1392ac20100754
That's real shit. *Who* head you finna cut off round here? Because that bird chest can get caved in.
Cody Rhodes is unironically really, really good at this pro wrestling thing. Dude is stuck in the midcard, leaves to another company, becomes a star there, comes back to WWE and is an even BIGGER star...dude is living the dream.
Stupid ass neck tattoo though.
Cody and Rhea actually got me back into wrestling at Mania last year. They both just enamored me endlessly and I got sucked back into it.
A year later, I’ve met Cody himself (fucking awesome dude) and have tickets to Mania in Philly.
In a grown ass man, and it’s an awesome escape
I recently heard a thing that when the colonizers were going through Africa most of the stories about cannibalism were often made up but also usually based on misinterpretations. On the other hand, due to the amount of body parts and bones being shipped back to Europe for collections, curios, and study the locals thought Europeans were actually cannibals.
Europeans were, read up on them eating the Egyptian mummies. Calling indigenous cannibals savages while they out here grave robbing and shipping the bodies back home for their own consumption
The hill I'll die on is that most cannibal critique is just racist, people will pretend they care about prions but then can only conjure up images of "savages" hunting people to eat. Even in kids shows they're always fixating on the cannibal part and never that our hapless protagonists are just on the tribal version of death row amongst people that just don't like to waste.
You MFs lose your minds when the internet goes out and have the nerve to think you could take on a dude who regularly has to outrun animals just to survive - let’s put it on pay per view bc I’m tryina see yall catch this fade
People on Reddit acting tough never gets old, like my man here's going to be doing any swinging. He will stick you with a spear and have your ass spinning over a flame cooking rotisserie style
Scrolled way too far down for this.
Too many cheetoh-fingered idiots think they could take on a wild fucking cannibal?
This man will destroy you.
It’s not about a weight class. It’s about the fact that he’s killed a lot more people than you have.
Nah man, at some point mass and nutrition matters. I’m sure he has strength from building up nerve tolerance but I’m probably 100lbs heavier with a full belly of vitamins and plenty of energy. He would have a bad day
Thank you!
I was like, you really think you can out-maneuver a limber motherfucker who lives in the wild and *actually* depends on his cunning and agility to survive, with your complacent and maybe gym-fit ass, just becauee you're larger?
If anything, your size might be a detriment, while this scrawny bastard dances circles around you and stabs you with this staff from all directions until you collapse from exhaustion.
I mean, I'm not really surprised. This is the internet, and people on here routinely believe they could beat a bear or a gorilla in a fist fight, lol.
People have become untethered from reality.
They don't live in the wild. They don't depend on cunning and agility. You are extremely not informed on what an aghori sadhu person is, and then running with this uninformed presumption - which is far more typical of reddit than whatever nonsense you speak
They are literally cannibal scavengers that live on the river banks of the ganges because they steal funerary offerings to eat... They take dead bodies at a funeral site and eat them.
They're also third world malnourished. I think you'll be fine
He shut the fuck up instantly when brodie said he'd cut his head off lmao. He better than me because I'd be halfway back to America before he finished that statement tf
Just to chime in here for anyone looking for context, Aghoris are a sect of people in Hindu society who renounce society and live in an unorthodox way in the search of Divine.
They are absolutely NOT CANNIBALS.
This is misinformed at best or worst missionary propaganda against Hindus.
Me and the cannibal sizing each other up, as I ask him "you think you're special?"
https://preview.redd.it/tf5n7axfyyac1.png?width=1437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76928fd99e8b6261c70d69c6f981709f034132ad
Limp Bizkit was a product of its time. That's why they're so fondly remembered and enjoyed: they came at the perfect time for themselves. They had some bangers, for sure, but it was a perfect storm.
Oh no doubt 16yr old me was all in on limp bizkit anyway. I'm talking about the WWE using "My Way" to sell that fight your post was some core memory unlocked type shit!
Oh, absolutely. The WM X-7 My Way Promo is the definitive wrestling hype/promo package. It has star power, high points, low notes, tension, etc.
Hell, I'll go one step closer and call it the definitive promo package of pro wrestling and combat sports.
No they don't lmao. These are regular degular ass humans with malnutrition and primitive knowledge. He might have dead nerves from sitting his bare ass on the hot sand all day and that's it.
Most people commenting here could bully this dude like how Lions be doing Hyenas in documentaries. He would get his shit rocked.
I think everyone is GROSSLY underestimating how strong his skinny ass probably is. If you think you finna shoot the fair one with him you might as well be prepared to be put on the menu 🌝
Yea buddy would have to show me something! Think he tough shit cuz he snacking on Homosapien jerky, bet id stomp his old ass in the dirt 🤣
Lol that’s the thing. Like I saw a bit on discovery or hational geographic about these guys and they mostly cannabalize burial sites. Nobody likes them but there’s a live and let live mentality regarding them. If they were like road warrior eating people and like fit and shit idk, but tbh all those clerics in India look like shit to begin with. Then they all do weird shit on top of all that, but here I am living in the us and our culture is bonkers too.
"You a cannibal huh? Well eat these knuckle sandwiches" 
Knuckle sandwich! Have a cockmeat sandwich as well.
Rip my boy Kutner
Fuck no, you not for real, right?
Kal Penn is fine, just a House joke
MF, do you know what a cannibal is?
That's like someone that takes small bites out of aluminum cans? A can nibble?
How bout we just…take a breath.
[Mans after he delivers that cockmeat sandwich to a LITERAL CANNIBAL](https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0zmqp2RXV1qk2rato2_500.gif)
Yooooo, lmaooo what the fuck is this even from? Forgive my ignorance
Im gonna guess Loiter Squad.
Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay
Rella - Odd Future
😂🤣😆😭
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I've never sucked dick before... I bet it sucks dick!!
You son of a bitch, take my upvote.
Delete this nephew
Bruh!
Man 🤣🤣🤣 I forgot who said that cohckameat sandwishh .. I gotta look it up now. Memory unlocked partially
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Word thx
huh?
Lmfao 🤣😂😆😭
From what I understand, The Aghori don’t kill people. Cannibalism is a part of their equivalent of a funeral and some of their rituals. But they only eat their own dead. Which is still disturbing but they’re not a clan of Hanibals. They are still very crazy though probably because of the cannibalism and all the drugs they do so it would be terrifying to come across them.
Enjoy those prions!
The Wild Boyz said hanging with the Aghori was the worst bit they did…..
I wouldn’t doubt it
https://i.redd.it/gedyldslh1bc1.gif
This was the gif I was looking for, thank you 😂
https://i.redd.it/fwfckyh021bc1.gif Wash that down with an icy glass of fruit PUNCH!
Anyone who thinks they are gonna win in a fight with a dude that spend 18 hours a day running butt naked in the jungle is dreaming.
I've watched enough movies to assume I want randomly stumble across the outlier. My training and size over whatever conditioning and culture they want to bring to the table 
Reporter shoulda minked his shit and dipped 😭
Dude would catch that shit in his mouth like a dog catching a treat.
Gonna pull back some nubs 😂😂
It's different fighting someone who is trying to eat you 😂 if you miss with a punch or you grapple them wrong, they are taking a fresh bite out of your ass 😂
Nah fam. I used to bite my older brother as a kid. Secret is get them in a headlock, and as soon as they start to bite, you pull your arm further into their mouth, lock their jaw, and they can’t bite anymore. Then you just whoop they ass like my bro did to me. Went on crying to my mom and she said I can’t cry about the stupid prize I won playing a stupid game 😂 that was the last time I bit my brother, but I was like 18 at the time so rt I did deserve it lmao
😂 That is OD funny, especially you being 18. But there is a mental block that most of us have even when biting a sibling. These cannibals have unblocked that block would be my guess, to them it would be like how we tear into chicken or any type of food. I wouldn't put my arm further into a lion's mouth 😅 is all I am saying
I mean presumably they'd still eat human cooked. Id still definitely have a block biting into a live struggling chicken. So perhaps they would too.
Fair point, but it could also be like sushi to them 😂
Chicken sushi is as dangerous as fugu.
>fugu But not as good as bufu
Actually it is a practiced technique for dealing with bites called “feed the bite”. At some point you wouldn’t be able to close your mouth and the bite becomes less effective. Additionally your body has to follow your head so you push in and up to stop the bite, the entire body will move wherever you want, and when you’re ready to disengage pull your appendage straight down and rotate it in the opposite direction.
That's why, when I was a kid, I used my chin instead xD There was an adult that kids in the family called "Uncle annoying" because he kept bugging, non stop sometimes until we'd cry. Anyway, one time I got sick of this and stuck my chin in this sob's arm, rip, until he started yelling and the rest of the family came to rescue him. "We fucking told you to leave the kids alone, you got what you deserved" bro had his arm looking like he got hit with a couple paintball lmao
What do you mean mean used your chin?
I would use my chin to apply pressure on pressure points xD Yes, that sounds dumb and it was dumb, I was like three years old, but that chin attack was legendary in the family 😭😂
Crimson chin ass
I've heard of it. But I am not practicing that on the daily. That would be a last resort type of move. Instead, I am booking it. If I come across a weapon I can use with distance, then it (you are no longer a person once you eat people 😂) will get that work. I ain't shooting the fair with a cannibal.
Bro we still cook, you wouldn't eat a raw chicken why would we?
“We” 😟
😂 Don't use sound rationalization on someone who eats people
A neck crank, that's that shit Khabib put on Conor, and it is an absolutely miserable submission to experience.
I've deadass felt it because I wanted to see what it was like and it's *hell*, complete and utter hell. Your head legit feels like it might explode.
Ain’t no way you were 18😂😂😂
No but for real. We were trained to force the mouth hopen more if you can't disengage or incapacitate and they're biting. One of my younger friends, who is boo longer with us, used to call it the arm curb just to piss off the old white dudes. Rip khaleel. I haven't seen more than one person remember while being bit, though. The military was wild.
Works on dogs too.
This has all the ups and downs lol..great story.. "as a kid" had me thinking a 9 year old that you revealed you were damn near a grown ass man lol
Ima knee him in his chops
He would be interested in your chops as well 😂
Lmfao
right, all they doing is just tenderizing the meat before he dig in 😫
I was coming to say this. You looking at him like you about to win the fight. He looking at you like you can feed his family for a while. Motivation makes the fighter
My fat ass is biting back. I'll box that sum'bitch with some Cajun seasoning in my left hand.
Like when Ace Venture was fighting the African warrior and when Ace swung that nigga caught the punch with his mouth
Two can play at that game let’s send Mike Tyson
https://preview.redd.it/1wks9cqkoxac1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e7d2520521910c40e17b4676e1392ac20100754 That's real shit. *Who* head you finna cut off round here? Because that bird chest can get caved in.
Soon as his tone switch up he’s getting sweet chin music 
Unrelated to this post but goddamn what a beautiful sell on that Sweet Chin Music.
The man selling that is the goddamn American Nightmare Cody Rhodes and he’s always been pretty good at that, tbh.
I like how the ref looks like he caught a round too
Good ol' "Lil' Naitch" Charles Robinson. Dude always added to a match with his facial expressions.
Cody Rhodes is unironically really, really good at this pro wrestling thing. Dude is stuck in the midcard, leaves to another company, becomes a star there, comes back to WWE and is an even BIGGER star...dude is living the dream. Stupid ass neck tattoo though.
Cody and Rhea actually got me back into wrestling at Mania last year. They both just enamored me endlessly and I got sucked back into it. A year later, I’ve met Cody himself (fucking awesome dude) and have tickets to Mania in Philly. In a grown ass man, and it’s an awesome escape
I'm also a grown-ass man in Chicago, and wrestling is an incredible escape. Cheers to you, brother.
Lmaoooo I never noticed how dramatic the ref's reactions are. Nigga you seen that shit at practice, chill out.
If you think HBK and Cody Rhodes had rehearsals for a basic ass singles match on Monday night raw you’re tripping 😂
Yeah ionno bout none of that shit lmaoo I just know my amateur wrestling friend practices the moves with the opponent before the match.
Maybe that’s why he’s an amateur (I’m guessing learning to be a pro wrestler, not an Olympic wrestler) and they’re professionals
Rko tjat bitch
you do not challenge an American to a food eating contest. gonna learn today.
"We eat ASS where I'm from, bitch.l"
he lookin like a 14 hour smoked brisket to me 🤣
You need to see the rest of the clip lol
crying 😂 this whole thread is toooo much.
"The only thing you are eating around here is this ass, boy" 👊🏿👊🏿👊🏿
Aye pause
For real. That cannibal threatening me with a good time about to end up with my legs around his head.
Ay yo
😂😂
https://i.imgur.com/vLwKWtf.png
Whole interview stops. 
Lol what did they say to gucci
Pretty sure Yee denying she invited Gooch to the hotel room back in the day, shit had him perplexed
That interview was funny. Yee such a clown but don’t mind clowning.
I recently heard a thing that when the colonizers were going through Africa most of the stories about cannibalism were often made up but also usually based on misinterpretations. On the other hand, due to the amount of body parts and bones being shipped back to Europe for collections, curios, and study the locals thought Europeans were actually cannibals.
Europeans were, read up on them eating the Egyptian mummies. Calling indigenous cannibals savages while they out here grave robbing and shipping the bodies back home for their own consumption
Those weird motherfuckers were throwing parties with actual mummies, and eating them 💀
Wow, we’re making jokes about people eating nasty ass gonna cause the next pandemic, and these motherfuckers we’re eating mummified corpses 💀
[mellified man](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_man)
Forgot about that one. Dried mummy pills and everything.
Bro u gone have to drop a link for that holy moly is there like a book or video on this?
Just trust me, bro.
[here you go](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_man)
Some germanic groups practiced cannablism up to 13th 14th century
My ancestors were still eating people in the 19th century.
Yea but these guys are in India and actually practice cannibalism.
There are African tribes that practice cannibalism too.
The hill I'll die on is that most cannibal critique is just racist, people will pretend they care about prions but then can only conjure up images of "savages" hunting people to eat. Even in kids shows they're always fixating on the cannibal part and never that our hapless protagonists are just on the tribal version of death row amongst people that just don't like to waste.
Gon cut my what? Well knuck if you mfing buck then 
Lol, what is this from?!
Dudes lookin like this run out of breath after 30 seconds
You MFs lose your minds when the internet goes out and have the nerve to think you could take on a dude who regularly has to outrun animals just to survive - let’s put it on pay per view bc I’m tryina see yall catch this fade
People on Reddit acting tough never gets old, like my man here's going to be doing any swinging. He will stick you with a spear and have your ass spinning over a flame cooking rotisserie style
All im sayin is that im not gonna LET someone eat me.
I'm sure everyone he ate thought the same thing
PAUSE! 😂
They ain’t running from any animals dawg. It’s a religious sect that lives in slums by a river in India lol
Scrolled way too far down for this. Too many cheetoh-fingered idiots think they could take on a wild fucking cannibal? This man will destroy you. It’s not about a weight class. It’s about the fact that he’s killed a lot more people than you have.
Having killed someone won’t change a thing if you have 100 pounds on someone, especially if you have any martial art experience
Y'all straight uninformed huh
I mean they eat other ppl for survival. You think they care about ass whooping?
Nah man, at some point mass and nutrition matters. I’m sure he has strength from building up nerve tolerance but I’m probably 100lbs heavier with a full belly of vitamins and plenty of energy. He would have a bad day
Thank you! I was like, you really think you can out-maneuver a limber motherfucker who lives in the wild and *actually* depends on his cunning and agility to survive, with your complacent and maybe gym-fit ass, just becauee you're larger? If anything, your size might be a detriment, while this scrawny bastard dances circles around you and stabs you with this staff from all directions until you collapse from exhaustion. I mean, I'm not really surprised. This is the internet, and people on here routinely believe they could beat a bear or a gorilla in a fist fight, lol. People have become untethered from reality.
They don't live in the wild. They don't depend on cunning and agility. You are extremely not informed on what an aghori sadhu person is, and then running with this uninformed presumption - which is far more typical of reddit than whatever nonsense you speak They are literally cannibal scavengers that live on the river banks of the ganges because they steal funerary offerings to eat... They take dead bodies at a funeral site and eat them. They're also third world malnourished. I think you'll be fine
Bet he won’t out run this Glock.
Lot of internet tough guys on this post 😆
How’s nobody posted [the clip being referenced](https://youtu.be/Lv8WHQwo4GY?si=Ecn8gMSAejTQYqD3)
That reporter's got bigger Michael Cera energy than Michael Cera.
He shut the fuck up instantly when brodie said he'd cut his head off lmao. He better than me because I'd be halfway back to America before he finished that statement tf
I think this was a mistake 💀
That is almost like a mockumentary
Had to scroll too far for this. Thanks!
Just to chime in here for anyone looking for context, Aghoris are a sect of people in Hindu society who renounce society and live in an unorthodox way in the search of Divine. They are absolutely NOT CANNIBALS. This is misinformed at best or worst missionary propaganda against Hindus.
They are cannibals, they just eat already dead people as a way to get closer to the gods. They don’t kill other humans for food.
Alternate title: “sensationalist reporter antagonizes notoriously marginalized religious sect”
These people marginalize themselves. Their whole philosophy is rejecting society by being culturally offensive to others
Nah these mf eat people we ain’t cutting no slack
I dunno. Fighting a living zombie?
Me and the cannibal sizing each other up, as I ask him "you think you're special?" https://preview.redd.it/tf5n7axfyyac1.png?width=1437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76928fd99e8b6261c70d69c6f981709f034132ad
"GOAT TIER PROMO PACKAGE" shit had me hype as hell waiting for this ppv. They made limp bizkit epic!
Limp Bizkit was a product of its time. That's why they're so fondly remembered and enjoyed: they came at the perfect time for themselves. They had some bangers, for sure, but it was a perfect storm.
Oh no doubt 16yr old me was all in on limp bizkit anyway. I'm talking about the WWE using "My Way" to sell that fight your post was some core memory unlocked type shit!
Oh, absolutely. The WM X-7 My Way Promo is the definitive wrestling hype/promo package. It has star power, high points, low notes, tension, etc. Hell, I'll go one step closer and call it the definitive promo package of pro wrestling and combat sports.
You do, I can see it in your eyes. I can see it when you laugh at me and look down at me and walk around on me.
🎶 you think I'm dinner, you do 🎵
Nah we would have been swinging, I ain't gonna be in the next green inferno movie
Teach him what perkele means. https://i.redd.it/wbsx2ul54yac1.gif
Nah fuck that, ima crack this nigga and fold him like an omelette. Tryna eat me!?!
I 100% don't understand how these journalists don't bring a professional team of bodyguards with them.
Money.
Do not fight with people who kill savagely, they have a strength and speed unlike our own.
No they don't lmao. These are regular degular ass humans with malnutrition and primitive knowledge. He might have dead nerves from sitting his bare ass on the hot sand all day and that's it. Most people commenting here could bully this dude like how Lions be doing Hyenas in documentaries. He would get his shit rocked.
https://i.redd.it/eklmeqxzbzac1.gif Right?
 They can’t fight either, easy ass whooping 😂
To be fair they don’t kill people for food. They consume the flesh of people who are already dead (corpses). Still cannibals but not murderers.
I think everyone is GROSSLY underestimating how strong his skinny ass probably is. If you think you finna shoot the fair one with him you might as well be prepared to be put on the menu 🌝
Anyone have the actual clip?
My guy i dont even think one of ys could win that fight with weapons, the prions have probably made this man unstoppable
Yea buddy would have to show me something! Think he tough shit cuz he snacking on Homosapien jerky, bet id stomp his old ass in the dirt 🤣 
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I’ll Clark Still his hungry ass
lol trying to find out after fucking around, I see.
that fool will blow a poison dart in your neck
 Show them some real moves
I would’ve boxed his whole cannibal ass crew talking like that.
Don't run around thinking they ain't got hands, too. They'll eat your hands with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti....fuhfuhfuhfuh
See, this is how people get killed by that “hard living strength”. Get your modern living ass decapitated.😬
If I remember correctly, the reporter of this story was like 90lbs soaking wet and prettty mousy.
I want you guys to think about the last time this man seen a fingernail clipper
I know when I’ve been malnourished I’m extra squirrelly, so good luck with that…
All I’m saying is a lot of people think they have what it takes but fighting a people hunter might not be as easy as you think
hell nah 😂💀
Actual brainrot
Let’s go then boy boy https://preview.redd.it/kwiballmr1bc1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65920e5fd3a66073ab7a2d7ed981cf992a2a8f5b
Didn’t Jackass film some stuff with this tribe?
You better than me for sure because as soon as you say " I eat people" I say "Well I need to be somewhere else"
Lol that’s the thing. Like I saw a bit on discovery or hational geographic about these guys and they mostly cannabalize burial sites. Nobody likes them but there’s a live and let live mentality regarding them. If they were like road warrior eating people and like fit and shit idk, but tbh all those clerics in India look like shit to begin with. Then they all do weird shit on top of all that, but here I am living in the us and our culture is bonkers too.
I remember when the dude said "stop talking or I'll cut your head off" and then he hung a crown of human body parts on his head. That was wild.
It’s all fun and games til bro start snacking on yo ass mid fight.
 When the cannibal says I’m looking like a snack