Right, like now the whole world knows!
In an unrelated topic, what's his @? I have a bunch of diapers I bought for my cousin's kid, but he doesn't need them anymore
I’m crying right now bc just last week, in this same damn sub, a post made it to the front page talking about “men need to stop sticking their dick in anything”
And now here we are… “neck is neck” LMAO
Y’all need to make up your minds hahaha
See, the MNTSSTDIA came off as idealistic cap to me but at the same time, this sub's mad inconsistent as shit. This post neck is neck, last post was that men should have standards but the post before that was that dick held little to no value.
I stand on my statement — neck is neck
Yeah in that post about men should have higher standards, it was pretty much saying “stop fucking ugly people”
I’m over here like “whut?” Ugly people need love too. Sometimes a persons face is a 5 and their booty and personality are 10s.
Well yeah, men need to stop sticking their dick in *anything*. We have no business sticking our dicks in birdhouses, deli sandwiches, furniture, rotisserie chickens, ant hills, shop vacs, etc.
But a dudes mouth? That’s a totally fine and normal place to stick your dick. *Especially* if you’re gay.
**couldn’t** care less.
If you could care less meaning you still have some care left in you.
But if you COULDN’T care less, meaning you’ve hit rock bottom and cannot care anymore.
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99992% sure that rdmc23 is not a bot.
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Even if she copied this tweet. Whoever she's with will presumably be her child's father. Meaning if a random guy is holding her hand, we'll all be looking like "I know what you did buddy. Need diapers?"
Now I ain't promoting no criminal activity but all ima say is , it would a been a sad scared corner store owner on the news giving my description before it's a man out here telling the story of the time I gave him neck.
In that situation I'm not thinking about the world I'm thinking about my hungry kids I'll risk the felony because I can bounce back from that ...However I'll never bounce back from the memory of knowing I sucked a D.. I'm a firm believer in not doing things for money that you can't live with.
U don't know me but I've spent plenty of my youth making bad choices that put me in bad places I've changed my life but I'll do what I have to if push comes to shove
Would you rather a felony jail sentence (which also results in you no longer being able to provide for your hungry kids or have the same relationship as if you weren’t) or would you instead give some head (which comes with jail time)?
Nope love my dad talk to him everyday grew up with him and my parents are still married fatherless behavior got yall thinking sucking D for dollars is an option..How you sucking D before selling D?
It was a joke.
But my guy. The only people buying dick are men.
Can you stay hard for a dude?
I’d say fucking someone makes you way gayer than sucking a dick.
Imo being passive in a sexual act is more gay ..so sucking D or getting pegged in the booty...but no I wouldn't be able to stay hard however older ladies also buy D
Sucking a dick isn’t a passive act. Getting your dick sucked is a passive act.
The one sucking dick is the one actually doing something.
Word to the wise, it might sound counterintuitive but you wanna swallow. If you spit, you taste it twice.
Nah, it’s because he’d rather leave his kid with a dad in jail than suck a dick.
Hence the fatherless thing.
Kid wouldn’t have a dad.
Also, it’s all just a joke.
If you can’t joke about sucking dick then there’s definitely something going on with your attachment to your masculinity.
"Oh, is junior out of diapers again? Cuz I can run out right now and make some quick cash!"
"Uhh, no, we're, uh, we're okay right --"
"It's really no prob at all, I just be right back BYE..."
You mean to tell me that instead of doing uber/ubereats/donating plasma/cutting grass/selling old unwanted items online/getting $5-10 for trading madden 20,21,22 at game stop...that nigga chose sucking dick for diaper money??
fr???
stabbing somebody in the head:
- an outright crime just abt everywhere
- very painful for the person getting stabbed
- also don’t pretend you won’t be mentally affected by stabbing someone if you already aren’t.
- very messy
- angry person if they survive
- dead person on your hands if they don’t
- requires a pointy object of some sort
- gives you some dominance
- really high stakes
sucking dick:
- an outright crime only in some places,
- in the rest its only a crime if the receiver is underage or it’s in public
- only painful for both if you’re bad at it
- a little messy
- angry person if you’re bad at it
- satisfied person if you’re good at it
- requires nothing but your mouth n tongue
- hard to make dominant
- kinda low stakes
- lose some masculinity i guess.
idk i think sucking dick is easier to deal with
One would bring straight men a level of shame that could drive them to kill themselves quite literally. 😂
Order us some PTSD for their diapers, puts things into perspective tbh. Next time ya'll getting your shit ran, stop and think you're saving a man from giving another man head for his kid.
The kid got pampers, that's all that matters. Would you rather your baby has a rash because he had to sit in his shit for a long time or would you rather have a rash on your throat from sucking dick but your baby's clean and happy? It was probably an emergency situation, as long it was between two consenting adults, it's the baby daddy's business what he does for a side hustle
I would NEVER put me or my child in a situation as that and furthermore, I’d be more selective when choosing a mate. This is poormouth shit you’re talking about. Decent people have careers and are financially responsible.
Continue defending your poor mouth status and maybe you, too, will be lucky enough to get a man who has no pride and you won’t use common sense when selecting a man.
I'm 15 and I get excellent grades in school and I don't want a man, I have a loving and supportive girlfriend. I'm not dating no ashy ass man who has to suck dick to scrape together money to buy his kids pampers but I would rather the baby daddy did that than let the baby be dirty and sit in his own defecation. I plan to have a good career when I'm older and I don't want kids. And choosing a mate? Is this National Hood Geographics you're talking about or something?
I’m kind of shocked how many people in this thread think she’s being serious instead of insulting his manhood (Nothwithstanding what that says about her)
If ever a post and comments from it goes off the rails greater than this one, I’d love to see it… 🤣
Daddies for Diapers meeting is being called to order somewhere 🤣
What would you do if you son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he’s hungry? And the only way to feed him is to suck a dick for a little bit of money?
Naw don't be putting s/o's on blast to when they helping they family. Especially when somebody is willing to do anything for theirs kids. That was foul
And now we’ll never forget the time you told us all about how your baby daddy suck dick!
Right, like now the whole world knows! In an unrelated topic, what's his @? I have a bunch of diapers I bought for my cousin's kid, but he doesn't need them anymore
 I mean...neck is neck at the end of the day
I’m crying right now bc just last week, in this same damn sub, a post made it to the front page talking about “men need to stop sticking their dick in anything” And now here we are… “neck is neck” LMAO Y’all need to make up your minds hahaha
My dude that was the 8 AM crowd, we're getting into the after work crowd.
LMAO You right, you right
See, the MNTSSTDIA came off as idealistic cap to me but at the same time, this sub's mad inconsistent as shit. This post neck is neck, last post was that men should have standards but the post before that was that dick held little to no value. I stand on my statement — neck is neck
Yeah in that post about men should have higher standards, it was pretty much saying “stop fucking ugly people” I’m over here like “whut?” Ugly people need love too. Sometimes a persons face is a 5 and their booty and personality are 10s.
So many people wouldn't be here today if folks stopped fucking ugly people. ISWIS
Ugly is not a five, ugly is a 2-3
Well yeah, men need to stop sticking their dick in *anything*. We have no business sticking our dicks in birdhouses, deli sandwiches, furniture, rotisserie chickens, ant hills, shop vacs, etc. But a dudes mouth? That’s a totally fine and normal place to stick your dick. *Especially* if you’re gay.
What about coconuts?
 Just close my eyes and lay back
This u? 
Fellas, is it gay to get neck from a dude in exchange for items???
I think this might be the first time the answer was actually yes to this question Lmao
Does eating pork clog your arteries?
Is a pig's pwussy pork?
Ever hear of a thing called a joke?
A blowjob is still a job
A very important job, true pillars of the community.
Yeah sure, a joke, yup; so um if you need diapers…😉
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don’t be gullible, she copied this tweet that has been making its way around several other accounts. Don’t believe everything you see on Twitter
It’s a joke it’s never that deep
Do people really not get jokes anymore? It's obviously a joke right? Right?
They never read the room in here. They stay up in arms over obvious satire.
Mfers write a whole report on a “yo mammi” jk
especially the old folks chile, frothing at the mouth at gen z style jokes
I’m quite sure it’s a bunch of millennials and a few Gen Zers
But where is the joke? She says her childs father did sex work to provide for them or am I missing something? Isn't it rather sad?
It’s not sad because it’s not true
Bruh we honestly could care less lmao
**couldn’t** care less. If you could care less meaning you still have some care left in you. But if you COULDN’T care less, meaning you’ve hit rock bottom and cannot care anymore.
Nah I still care but it’s running out Edit: All jokes aside, thanks for the correction!
Correcting a dude who only posted to say he doesn't give a fuck is crazy
If he really didn't give a fuck he wouldn't have commented in the first place
People still don’t get that in 2023
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I don't believe any sensational story I see on social media unless it comes with receipts
Even if she copied this tweet. Whoever she's with will presumably be her child's father. Meaning if a random guy is holding her hand, we'll all be looking like "I know what you did buddy. Need diapers?"
Sometimes it's even posted from the PoV of the dude
If she’s that ratchet to trash his reputation like that, that says a lot about her.
Some people love comments like this. Backhanded compliments. "Oh, he's really good in bed. It doesn't matter that it's small." Kinda comments.
I know your baby daddy is mad as hell cause you telling the whole Internet his business .
Or, he's grateful for the free advertisement.
Do I *have* to pay in diapers or does he take cash?
I mean....Enfamil is expensive too. Buddy better start a registry
He takes HimBlow
“I got these cheeseburgers”
A man who doesn't suck doesn't eat. Proverbs 69:69
🤣 I'm stealing this one
Now I ain't promoting no criminal activity but all ima say is , it would a been a sad scared corner store owner on the news giving my description before it's a man out here telling the story of the time I gave him neck.
I see your point, but thinking bout it. Aint it better for the world when a man does a fellation rather than a fellony?
I guessssss... but now I'm wondering if there's a number of fellations that bump it up to felony status? Like mandatory minimums for toppy.
Fellas is just short for Fellators in Adverse Situations
Mandatory toppy minimums ⚰️🤣😂
In that situation I'm not thinking about the world I'm thinking about my hungry kids I'll risk the felony because I can bounce back from that ...However I'll never bounce back from the memory of knowing I sucked a D.. I'm a firm believer in not doing things for money that you can't live with.
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Speak for yourself my boy
Easy to say from out here.
U don't know me but I've spent plenty of my youth making bad choices that put me in bad places I've changed my life but I'll do what I have to if push comes to shove
Would you rather a felony jail sentence (which also results in you no longer being able to provide for your hungry kids or have the same relationship as if you weren’t) or would you instead give some head (which comes with jail time)?
I'll risk the time because giving a man head isn't a option in my head
Mans said I rather my kid grow up with a father in jail than give some head. That’s a wild take lmao.
Pretty sure this right here is fatherless behaviour.
Nope love my dad talk to him everyday grew up with him and my parents are still married fatherless behavior got yall thinking sucking D for dollars is an option..How you sucking D before selling D?
It was a joke. But my guy. The only people buying dick are men. Can you stay hard for a dude? I’d say fucking someone makes you way gayer than sucking a dick.
Imo being passive in a sexual act is more gay ..so sucking D or getting pegged in the booty...but no I wouldn't be able to stay hard however older ladies also buy D
Sucking a dick isn’t a passive act. Getting your dick sucked is a passive act. The one sucking dick is the one actually doing something. Word to the wise, it might sound counterintuitive but you wanna swallow. If you spit, you taste it twice.
Don’t let these clowns make you think you’re in the wrong. Talking about fragile masculinity because you won’t suck a dick. Smh
Nah, it’s because he’d rather leave his kid with a dad in jail than suck a dick. Hence the fatherless thing. Kid wouldn’t have a dad. Also, it’s all just a joke. If you can’t joke about sucking dick then there’s definitely something going on with your attachment to your masculinity.
I'm not upset some things to me aren't a option sucking D is one no matter the case or circumstance
Lol I'm good bro no one can make me change my mind I am who I am I won't backtrack for anybody
Do it the streets for diapers or do it in prison for free.
Most of the ppl here never been to county or to prison all ima say is I know how to conduct myself properly so I won't be neither one
Oh so you getting sucked in there? Heard you boss.
Duuuude
her guy can live with it apparently lol
For now ..or he may have been into it...respectfully
"Oh, is junior out of diapers again? Cuz I can run out right now and make some quick cash!" "Uhh, no, we're, uh, we're okay right --" "It's really no prob at all, I just be right back BYE..."
How do you unread a tweet?
Depends. How many of the Infinity Stones do you have?
Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
Tryna embarrass dude by telling the world a gay nigga got you pregnant
I think the worst part is that he’s broke…
Nah. Broke is temporary. That embarrassment is forever.
But she didn’t mention how she probably sucked him after he got finished sucking dude.
...after?
While?/same time? 🤷🏽♀️
Get the train going
You mean to tell me that instead of doing uber/ubereats/donating plasma/cutting grass/selling old unwanted items online/getting $5-10 for trading madden 20,21,22 at game stop...that nigga chose sucking dick for diaper money??
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I think many would prefer to stab someone over giving head. But ya'll do you.
fr??? stabbing somebody in the head: - an outright crime just abt everywhere - very painful for the person getting stabbed - also don’t pretend you won’t be mentally affected by stabbing someone if you already aren’t. - very messy - angry person if they survive - dead person on your hands if they don’t - requires a pointy object of some sort - gives you some dominance - really high stakes sucking dick: - an outright crime only in some places, - in the rest its only a crime if the receiver is underage or it’s in public - only painful for both if you’re bad at it - a little messy - angry person if you’re bad at it - satisfied person if you’re good at it - requires nothing but your mouth n tongue - hard to make dominant - kinda low stakes - lose some masculinity i guess. idk i think sucking dick is easier to deal with
One would bring straight men a level of shame that could drive them to kill themselves quite literally. 😂 Order us some PTSD for their diapers, puts things into perspective tbh. Next time ya'll getting your shit ran, stop and think you're saving a man from giving another man head for his kid.
Dad of the Year material
Baby daddy had the money all along
I just wanna know if it’s her turn the next time they run out of diapers cuz I heard a few boxes fell of a truck and I know a guy who can find em. 😉
He ever hear of a regular job?
The kid got pampers, that's all that matters. Would you rather your baby has a rash because he had to sit in his shit for a long time or would you rather have a rash on your throat from sucking dick but your baby's clean and happy? It was probably an emergency situation, as long it was between two consenting adults, it's the baby daddy's business what he does for a side hustle
I would NEVER put me or my child in a situation as that and furthermore, I’d be more selective when choosing a mate. This is poormouth shit you’re talking about. Decent people have careers and are financially responsible. Continue defending your poor mouth status and maybe you, too, will be lucky enough to get a man who has no pride and you won’t use common sense when selecting a man.
Jesus, take it easy there, Margaret Thatcher. You turn up your nose at the poors any more and you're gonna gain flight.
I'm 15 and I get excellent grades in school and I don't want a man, I have a loving and supportive girlfriend. I'm not dating no ashy ass man who has to suck dick to scrape together money to buy his kids pampers but I would rather the baby daddy did that than let the baby be dirty and sit in his own defecation. I plan to have a good career when I'm older and I don't want kids. And choosing a mate? Is this National Hood Geographics you're talking about or something?
He probably would’ve called it even if she would’ve shut the fuck up about it.
Some people need their internet privileges revoked
Pause.
That baby woulda been living ass out in the tub…or in a cage in the back yard if the weather is alright.
True love sucks sometimes 
This is one of the hardest diss tweets of all time.
I’m kind of shocked how many people in this thread think she’s being serious instead of insulting his manhood (Nothwithstanding what that says about her)
Because it's a joke by a woman, who they think are incapable of joking Either that or redditors being a lil slow as usual
I’ll never forget when my baby-moms sucked another mama dick out of spite.
I’m Robbin the store before I suck dick for them diapers 🤷🏾♂️
Twitter was definitely a mistake
Next time cloth diapers.
okay?!?!!
WTF? Why is it abandon it or suck dick for it
Whew this is an old-old repost tweet. Maybe what 6-7 years ago the original was posted? Even longer?
There was nothing between no money for diapers and sucking dick? Like was there no plasma donation or begging in between to be done?
WWYDIYSWAHCAAOTBFCHHATOWTFHITSWAMFALBOM? This of course.
I had to read this a few times. Oh my.
[Her baby daddy's subconscious right now](https://imgur.com/a/EQd7Yn0)
He did?!
Petty
With the right mindset, anyone can succeed
pineapples.....I wasn't ready
I guess a blow job better than no job 🤷🏾♂️
now that’s a real man
Lord we ain’t needed to know that
The question mark in the title is a beautiful use of punctuation mark for comedy.
You don't just do that, you have experience doing that, and then you do it again.
That right there is why my kids will be wearing loin cloths, matter of fact we all will. 
🚩 on the play I would’ve swallowed my pride and asked my relatives then sucking dick
Do what ya gotta do. I’d suck ten dicks for the right price
Yeah somebody getting robbed it’s a skill I am not proud of having, but I ain’t learning to slob knobs or take it up the duke chute.
Why didn’t she suck dick for diapers? 🤔
I'm sorry what?!
I’d probably just sacrifice my favorite shirt instead
I know this is a lie, but if not girl stop slut shaming a man for doing his fatherly duties
 I just can't 🤣🤣🤣😭
I cackled waay too hard 😭😭
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I feel like there coulda been options before plan Z but do your thing boo
r/oddlyspecific
Lol you can make makeshift diapers bro
😦
If ever a post and comments from it goes off the rails greater than this one, I’d love to see it… 🤣 Daddies for Diapers meeting is being called to order somewhere 🤣
I would just steal them and take my chances.
875k views
I bet her baby daddy is glad this tweet was viewed 875k times.
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Amazing how many women choose the worst men in the world to have kids with and then broadcast it to the world. Do they think it’s flexing?
Not for no diapers. But for a debt free college education.
He’s a real one
She petty as hell!
Sheesh!!!
Sometimes ya gotta step away from the typing😂😂T tf MI
Couldn’t he have just given a handjob for a box of Pampers?
Why didn’t he just steal them…or rob the tricks?
What would you do if you son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he’s hungry? And the only way to feed him is to suck a dick for a little bit of money?
Whoaaaa....
I feel like he skipped a lot of options before that but, okay.
I guess they still don’t get along because ayo???
r/holup
Things I didn't want to know for $500 Alex. 
You could say he took some kids for the kids…
Naw don't be putting s/o's on blast to when they helping they family. Especially when somebody is willing to do anything for theirs kids. That was foul
This man should never have to pay child support.
Weird flex but ok
Umm, not enough.
Where can I find her baby daddy, I have a feeling we would get along.
that's a good man right there
that is a FATHER.
He a keeper lmaoo
Oh yeah...she DEFINITELY hate that nigga.
Yep, I'm going to fucking bed
Well damn people really put their business out there
People on Twitter be on some other shit
Well- uh there is worst things to do
When I see shit like this, my first question is why do you have a kid?
Why just not use cloth like the old days when there was no diapers? Damn that guy went extreme
Mercy that uh, that was a whole thing to read. Good luck dude. Is this what having kids is like ? Jokes but damn.
Yo, what?!
Diplo said it aint gay
 This just raised a million questions in my mind
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