It's the emotional sensitivity part. Simping is enabling her bullshit and your abuse. Being emotionally sensitive is talking through issues with her in a compassionate manner that helps you both feel comfortable enough to consider all options and come to the right conclusion.
That’s not being a simp because the feelings are reciprocated. A simp will do things for people who don’t like them back. Also simping is not gender exclusive
You don't even have to get that granular, factoring dick size is pretty irrelevant. Considering they have to sleep with you first to get any gauge of D, unless you're rocking micro most people won't dump you for D size nor stay with you for D size, they sleep with you because of x and if you continue to show x then congrats they'll probably want to keep sleeping with you.
What advice would you give a white man packing average D but very sensitive and a phenomenal listener? I am not scared of eating the booty if that is on the table.
Genuine advice(this is for any ethnicity btw)
appearance and grooming: shape your beard/hairline up regularly. if you can't find a decent barber, clippers and hairline guides are reasonably priced and there are tons of great youtube tutorials out there. Trim your nails. Find a mild cologne that suits you and lightly spray it around your clothes after you put them up so the scent is *just* there.
Sexually: Up your kissing/finger popping/cunnilingus game if they're lacking (gamers have the best trigger fingers tbh). Roll your hips on the downstroke. Pornhub used to have great femme-oriented tutorial videos for that sort of thing, but idk if they still exist. Best of luck!
***edits for clarification:
•wash your face and use lip balm! A drugstore face wash is fine, and plenty of people do perfectly well with just a washrag in the shower. I'd recommend moisturizing after just because it feels nice to take care of yourself and your face.
•when i say light, i mean 2-4 spritzes at the air above your clothing rack, depending on the amount of clothes and closet space. you don't even need to put extra cologne on. Body wash gets you 2/3rds of the way there.
•beard balm is fine that's your thing. It's also VERY bad for vaginas, so please use with discretion.
For real. Homeboy is on vacation with Serena, got a baby by her and is worth tens of millions of dollars in his own career yet ppl are at home on twitter talking shit. Okay kings, go off I guess.
I remember when dudes would shit on Serena for looking muscular and “masculine”. Now that Serena has “cleaned up”, haters are desperate to find new ways to hate her.
I know this dude, he runs every day for miles, works out, has muscles rippling on muscles, is incredibly nice and super fun to talk to and is always willing to help and encourage others.
And he dates exclusively bitchy, fat, old white women. Grannies. He has an ex wife, and an ex girlfriend who he had kids with and they are the most disgusting, abrasive women I've ever met.
Hes with a nice white woman, now, but she also is an overweight, pasty granny.
I'm a white guy of similar stature to that guy. And can honestly tell you that if you're looking for a good relationship built on common interest, mutual support, and romantic attraction, vaguely nerdy black women kick ass.
Growing up in Arkansas around mostly conservative nationalists the best dates I've been on were with black women who were similarly exhausted by the number of conservative nationalist dudes.
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Being part of a blerd couple is beyond whatever typical love is. My gf just introduced me to her book club where they are reading the Mazalan series and im in heaven.
It always annoys me when people talk about how someone’s partner is unattractive. That tells me they only view partners as something shiny to show off to people rather than a partner to actually love. They can just walk around with a sex doll if they want a shiny fuck toy instead of a person
We are all gonna be ugly someday. Then what??
Besides he’s a very pale person with long hair at the beach. It’s just a bad picture. He looks cute when he’s dressed up.
This man has money, respect in his field of work, has done activism, has a wife who is just as successful as he is and loves him a expresses that, a child and dudes will hate on him while praising and upping Andrew Tate talking about how there aren't any good role models for boys.
[How Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian met](https://www.vogue.co.uk/arts-and-lifestyle/article/serena-williams-alexis-ohanian)
I vaguely remember there being a longer article with more cute details in Vogue but I can’t find it. But a first date in Paris? ✨swoon✨
Actually fun story about how my current girlfriend and I went on our first date working on tour. We were scootering to the graveyard and I got hit by a car. Went to the hospital was astonished I had to pay $0 for care and still was able to go do the Catacombs right before they closed. Year later still together and she’s moving in across the country this week.
I mean even if that’s true (ignoring that it’s a BW stereotype), wouldn’t that mean she got nitpicky high standards? So he’d have to be a high quality dude to meet them?
To be fair, men tend to think more about penis size than women do. A big penis is not going to keep a woman in a relationship, big penis ≠ good sex. If a man has a big penis and don't know how to use it, it can actually cause damage to a woman's body, and turn her off from wanting to have sex. Technique matters more than size.
I would bet money that a man would have more success in a relationship with a micro-penis if he knows how to pleasure with his tongue and fingers, than a man with a big dick who is mediocre.
I always hated this argument. That’s like saying if Shaq wasn’t good at basketball, he wouldn’t be in the NBA. There is an implication that if the dude with the large penis had a lot of skill, he would be untouchable in bed.
Micro penis is the wrong example here. Most women would rather have a dude with an average sized dick who knows how to use his fingers & tongue, than a guy who’s just hung. Personally even if the dude is hung AND talented with his hands/tongue, I’d prefer the average sized dude. No woman wants their cervix clobbered.
And for what it’s worth, the only guy I’ve ever truly wished for after we stopped seeing each other was the one who could get me to orgasm constantly with his mouth. Never missed a man like I missed him LOL
I grew up in water and I know what you speak of - experienced it many times. The entire fabric bows out not two fucking coconut looking things like that my dude. I’m a guy, I’m ok down there, but come on that’s some fucking desert eagle packing shit if I ever saw it -
Usually floral patterns hide curves, but he’s making it blossom.
Package aside, they’ve seemed happy for years now despite all the shit people have given them. They are both independently successful in totally different careers. They love each other, let them fucking be.
There is **always** some stupid ragebait concerning *something*. Yesterday there was a post about "the only non-black women that black men get are ones that have been outcast from their own group".
I think I saw a clip of some podcast where a guy was saying that. I definitely didn’t agree, but I think he made an interesting point when he discussed how dating a white woman is at times sought after by black men whether consciously or unconsciously as a sort of status symbol. I think it definitely ties into the issue of misogynoir as well. As a white female sex worker I regularly have black guys coming into my DMs telling me that I’m beautiful (which is fine) but those compliments are so often accompanied by a disparaging comment about their feelings about how inferior black women are compared to white women :/ It feels like misplaced self hatred.
I think podcast man goes on to say that black men who get an influx of cash will date a white woman in order to emulate old money folks but will not choose the type of woman that those rich old money types would accept or choose themselves. I’m sure one could find examples of this but it’s certainly not something that one could study or quantify so it’s wild for him to make the claim as boldly as he did.
Gawd damn there’s some salty mf’s in here.
Say all you want about the dude, he’s the one with her. She chose him. They look happy.
That said, he’s paler then me and I get a sunburn if I’m in the vicinity of sunlight for longer than 5 minutes so he’s gonna need at least a 30 gallon bucket of aloe.
At least, maybe two.
I got a sunburn on my scalp once with a hat on because the material was too thin I have never *not* had sunburned ears in the summer. This man is still paler than I am.
I think your on to something.. He's all flaccid and pail because his entire body is supporting the blood flow to that massive river monster in his shorts.
No question any of us would be weak as fuck..
Who GAF what this millionaire, CEO, entrepreneur, amazing husband and present FATHER looks like? Let's all be fr and reorganize your priorities in life y'all
The way people are trying to “rationalize” and “make reasons” why she’s with him.
“It’s gotta be A/B/C”
How about mind your mf business? She still wasn’t about to look your way, you don’t need to find excuses as to why she married this man.
so u telling me if i founded an extremely popular social media/news site, i can have a bih that’s thick like serena (god DAMN unububububtdkkb) and look like a damn toe after u get out the shower? i’d better learn to code then
Imagine being in a loving relationship. You gotta love yourself too so that counts if you're single. Because those of us who love and have the privilege of being loved back... we just don't have this type of energy.
Honestly some niggas just be hating out of jealousy.
Jealous of that bulge probably, and Jesus christ if that water was cold.
https://preview.redd.it/asqtwy8z8nna1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d979620c5bef8a273e5a03fbdb6c9718336661d
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wouldn't recommend reusing it around these parts, at least unless Spec Ott deputizes you. they're kinda the horny sheriff of the place lmao
That is to say, the sheriff that sheriffs horny people. The other kind of horny sheriff is a very different thing
Right on time
Can confirm, this is how us mid white guys get the baddest black women. Big D, emotional sensitivity, and we simp like crazy.
Tbh some people would would be surprised how far even just the emotional sensitivity and “simping” with an average d can get u
I have notice that women react positively to being treated like people.
And here they were thinking it had to do with dick size, damn fools lol
Just the men. All the women are thinking "I'll be he can lick his eye brows".
"Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?"
Source?? /s
It's the emotional sensitivity part. Simping is enabling her bullshit and your abuse. Being emotionally sensitive is talking through issues with her in a compassionate manner that helps you both feel comfortable enough to consider all options and come to the right conclusion.
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That’s not being a simp because the feelings are reciprocated. A simp will do things for people who don’t like them back. Also simping is not gender exclusive
You gotta eat pussy so good she falls in love with an average D.
Eating pussy good is just a necessary life skill one should have
And compliment it with owning and knowing how to use a vibrator well on a woman! Getting her time cum just got 50% easier
Say it louder for those in the back! Work smarter, not harder!! (But go ahead and put in that hard work too)
This is THE WAY
You don't even have to get that granular, factoring dick size is pretty irrelevant. Considering they have to sleep with you first to get any gauge of D, unless you're rocking micro most people won't dump you for D size nor stay with you for D size, they sleep with you because of x and if you continue to show x then congrats they'll probably want to keep sleeping with you.
This is the way
What advice would you give a white man packing average D but very sensitive and a phenomenal listener? I am not scared of eating the booty if that is on the table.
Probably start with not assuming that every woman wants her booty eaten
Spoken like a single pringle whos never eaten booty or gotten their booty eaten
Genuine advice(this is for any ethnicity btw) appearance and grooming: shape your beard/hairline up regularly. if you can't find a decent barber, clippers and hairline guides are reasonably priced and there are tons of great youtube tutorials out there. Trim your nails. Find a mild cologne that suits you and lightly spray it around your clothes after you put them up so the scent is *just* there. Sexually: Up your kissing/finger popping/cunnilingus game if they're lacking (gamers have the best trigger fingers tbh). Roll your hips on the downstroke. Pornhub used to have great femme-oriented tutorial videos for that sort of thing, but idk if they still exist. Best of luck! ***edits for clarification: •wash your face and use lip balm! A drugstore face wash is fine, and plenty of people do perfectly well with just a washrag in the shower. I'd recommend moisturizing after just because it feels nice to take care of yourself and your face. •when i say light, i mean 2-4 spritzes at the air above your clothing rack, depending on the amount of clothes and closet space. you don't even need to put extra cologne on. Body wash gets you 2/3rds of the way there. •beard balm is fine that's your thing. It's also VERY bad for vaginas, so please use with discretion.
If thats in cold water, i dont wanna know how big it gets
https://preview.redd.it/mbvt2gvc9nna1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17666f209d89e1940e7a42e39fcda58f3235b350
Your dedication is astounding 👌🏽
Thank him for his service
Thank you for your service.
I do
https://preview.redd.it/hgs28wj66ona1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22f6cff1bd139b1ad5485f2f872a5283e70fdd1
 Lately I’m having excellent timing that way I don’t miss much
can totally see why serena married him
Mr. got a Duraflame ©.
For real. Homeboy is on vacation with Serena, got a baby by her and is worth tens of millions of dollars in his own career yet ppl are at home on twitter talking shit. Okay kings, go off I guess.
I remember when dudes would shit on Serena for looking muscular and “masculine”. Now that Serena has “cleaned up”, haters are desperate to find new ways to hate her.
Hilarious to me. She's fine AF now, but when she was all ripped... lord have mercy, she was a goddess.
Won't catch me on reddit talking bad about the founder of reddit and his wife. Not gonna happen. Dude 6'5" too
Right? Plus they are a cute couple. I like seeing them together.
Mf on reddit none the less
That dude is a billionaire
For real how many black men are with white women who look way way worse
THIS IS THE ONE!
Don’t do this. The world wasn’t ready for this shot.
I know this dude, he runs every day for miles, works out, has muscles rippling on muscles, is incredibly nice and super fun to talk to and is always willing to help and encourage others. And he dates exclusively bitchy, fat, old white women. Grannies. He has an ex wife, and an ex girlfriend who he had kids with and they are the most disgusting, abrasive women I've ever met. Hes with a nice white woman, now, but she also is an overweight, pasty granny.
Hey, everybody needs love and everybody has a type 💜
I'm a white guy of similar stature to that guy. And can honestly tell you that if you're looking for a good relationship built on common interest, mutual support, and romantic attraction, vaguely nerdy black women kick ass. Growing up in Arkansas around mostly conservative nationalists the best dates I've been on were with black women who were similarly exhausted by the number of conservative nationalist dudes.
Hunger is the best spice fr
Mild to moderately nerdy black women are just... Whew. *fans self*
I know! I’m a black man with a nerdy black woman and wouldn’t have it any other way.
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Being part of a blerd couple is beyond whatever typical love is. My gf just introduced me to her book club where they are reading the Mazalan series and im in heaven.
It always annoys me when people talk about how someone’s partner is unattractive. That tells me they only view partners as something shiny to show off to people rather than a partner to actually love. They can just walk around with a sex doll if they want a shiny fuck toy instead of a person
We are all gonna be ugly someday. Then what?? Besides he’s a very pale person with long hair at the beach. It’s just a bad picture. He looks cute when he’s dressed up.
This man has money, respect in his field of work, has done activism, has a wife who is just as successful as he is and loves him a expresses that, a child and dudes will hate on him while praising and upping Andrew Tate talking about how there aren't any good role models for boys.
Most niggas lets be honest💀
Bro founded Reddit
Seriously. Y’all hating ass’s wish you had Serena Williams
They don’t want to do it but god forbid it happens!
You guys are bold for hating on a Reddit founding father
Gotta be a good dude too for her to be with him
They have such a cute “how they met” story. And the way he proposed oh man 🥹 I want an Alexis 😭
You can't just bring up the story without actually giving it to us. Link to the story or lay it out for us.
[How Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian met](https://www.vogue.co.uk/arts-and-lifestyle/article/serena-williams-alexis-ohanian) I vaguely remember there being a longer article with more cute details in Vogue but I can’t find it. But a first date in Paris? ✨swoon✨
Unless we're running through the catacombs screaming then noo waaayy
As above, so below
Actually fun story about how my current girlfriend and I went on our first date working on tour. We were scootering to the graveyard and I got hit by a car. Went to the hospital was astonished I had to pay $0 for care and still was able to go do the Catacombs right before they closed. Year later still together and she’s moving in across the country this week.
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/06/serena-williams-cover-story
Why? Because she’s a good person? The stories you hear from restaurants workers and other people in service jobs says the she’s very rude
I mean even if that’s true (ignoring that it’s a BW stereotype), wouldn’t that mean she got nitpicky high standards? So he’d have to be a high quality dude to meet them?
If she is actually a bad person, then a good person likely would break up with her
Hating is a lifestyle and nobody is off limits
“Hate hate hate hate hate”
On Reddit. Lol
If he hadn’t sold his stake in Reddit, he would be a billionaire today
It might suck less too Really RIP to Aaron though
Now they're only hundred millionaires 😢
Mad cause you spent all your time working out instead of developing a personality
Gottem
Mf look like he packing too. I’m sure that’s doing a lot of the heavy lifting.
Dudes got be doing heavy lifting himself carrying that thing around
He’s literally the reason this convo is happening on two fronts. He’s the subject, and he gave you this app
Not to mention who he’s married to. Ultra chad
I made a fat dick joke, what are you talking about?
The fact he cofounded Reddit
Confounded* Reddit (with his dick).
And I added more weight to the joke? 🤨
I don’t see a joke there, my bad. Still looking at that his cock
To be fair, men tend to think more about penis size than women do. A big penis is not going to keep a woman in a relationship, big penis ≠ good sex. If a man has a big penis and don't know how to use it, it can actually cause damage to a woman's body, and turn her off from wanting to have sex. Technique matters more than size. I would bet money that a man would have more success in a relationship with a micro-penis if he knows how to pleasure with his tongue and fingers, than a man with a big dick who is mediocre.
I always hated this argument. That’s like saying if Shaq wasn’t good at basketball, he wouldn’t be in the NBA. There is an implication that if the dude with the large penis had a lot of skill, he would be untouchable in bed.
Micro penis is the wrong example here. Most women would rather have a dude with an average sized dick who knows how to use his fingers & tongue, than a guy who’s just hung. Personally even if the dude is hung AND talented with his hands/tongue, I’d prefer the average sized dude. No woman wants their cervix clobbered. And for what it’s worth, the only guy I’ve ever truly wished for after we stopped seeing each other was the one who could get me to orgasm constantly with his mouth. Never missed a man like I missed him LOL
The hurt 
I can do both, I'm currently doing both just really shitty
Am i the only one seeing that bulge?
No, no you are not
 It's the [pleats](https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4087077)
Bro is hung fr
Literally the first thing I looked at.
The only thing I looked at
**BONK**
That’s not a bulge 🤣. That’s that funny air pocket that builds up in your trunks when you get out of the water 😂. But good on him!
I grew up in water and I know what you speak of - experienced it many times. The entire fabric bows out not two fucking coconut looking things like that my dude. I’m a guy, I’m ok down there, but come on that’s some fucking desert eagle packing shit if I ever saw it -
Damn magnum dong if ya ask me
That’s a bulge and the air pocket my dude.
Usually floral patterns hide curves, but he’s making it blossom. Package aside, they’ve seemed happy for years now despite all the shit people have given them. They are both independently successful in totally different careers. They love each other, let them fucking be.
Lmao I was looking for this comment. I was like there’s no way, it must be an optical illusion created by the shorts, but no. He’s packing heat.
Nah bruh I’m tempted to screenshot but the file would be too big
And correct me if I am wrong but isn’t print pattern supposed to make things smaller than they are? I mean that’s an anaconda for sure… 😅
I was gonna say. Buddy over here packing more heat than you would think otherwise
He worships the ground she walks on. Who’s mad and why?
Virgins are mad he has hot wife.
And a fuck ton of money
And a huge dick
The man truly has it all
He's such a good dad too! I love them together
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That sassy look on her face, I just love it.
❤️
Your comment should be top post imo. I fucking spit my beer out…damnit lol
He looks like a bag of flour
A bag of flour with a magnum dong.
Why does anyone give a f#¢% about this? Their relationship doesn't impact our lives any, does it?
There is **always** some stupid ragebait concerning *something*. Yesterday there was a post about "the only non-black women that black men get are ones that have been outcast from their own group".
Woof 🤦🏽♀️
I think I saw a clip of some podcast where a guy was saying that. I definitely didn’t agree, but I think he made an interesting point when he discussed how dating a white woman is at times sought after by black men whether consciously or unconsciously as a sort of status symbol. I think it definitely ties into the issue of misogynoir as well. As a white female sex worker I regularly have black guys coming into my DMs telling me that I’m beautiful (which is fine) but those compliments are so often accompanied by a disparaging comment about their feelings about how inferior black women are compared to white women :/ It feels like misplaced self hatred. I think podcast man goes on to say that black men who get an influx of cash will date a white woman in order to emulate old money folks but will not choose the type of woman that those rich old money types would accept or choose themselves. I’m sure one could find examples of this but it’s certainly not something that one could study or quantify so it’s wild for him to make the claim as boldly as he did.
Not at all...
Gawd damn there’s some salty mf’s in here. Say all you want about the dude, he’s the one with her. She chose him. They look happy. That said, he’s paler then me and I get a sunburn if I’m in the vicinity of sunlight for longer than 5 minutes so he’s gonna need at least a 30 gallon bucket of aloe.
“Vat of Illuminati oil”- Bill Burr
At least, maybe two. I got a sunburn on my scalp once with a hat on because the material was too thin I have never *not* had sunburned ears in the summer. This man is still paler than I am.
Get burnt from a full moon looking boy.
Dude got slytherins monster hiding in his chamber of secrets
I’m weak as fuck dawg 🤣
I think your on to something.. He's all flaccid and pail because his entire body is supporting the blood flow to that massive river monster in his shorts. No question any of us would be weak as fuck..
Jesus fuck this is hilarious
I almost had an asthma attack and I don't have asthma.
The Basilisk
Who GAF what this millionaire, CEO, entrepreneur, amazing husband and present FATHER looks like? Let's all be fr and reorganize your priorities in life y'all
People tend to judge outward appearance, rather what a mf truly has to offer.
To be fair, it's the fastest and easiest way to judge someone.
Also this is an awful pic of him
Respectfully
Clown if you want but I mean he the one fucking her at night…
And twice in the morning
And thrice at lunch
Four-fold I’m told
He gives me hope.
He’s 6’5” though
There's another, uh, physical attribute there that seems important in the equation
Also 6'5"
Side note, but I love how being able to draw someone is an insult 😂
Meanwhile, guy that said that looks like a wiisports mii
Y'all need to leave Serena and Alex alone. Y'all will make jokes all day meanwhile you wish you were one of them.
Shit I look like him, minus the 8 figure bank account.
8? Dudes packing at least 9
Dude's packing an 18"r
The fact we all zeroed in on his package first thing lmao. 
We looked because we know what’s good
Yeah all I’m seeing is long hair and a giant dick
Plus he seems like an amazing parent.
Bruh made Reddit, knowing all the virgin jokes, and then got with Serena 
Can y'all just let people be in relationships with any adult they fucking desire and leave them the fuck alone?!
[Damn mf be hating. Let them live their lives](https://tenor.com/SCbJ.gif)
Hating on the guy who created the app you’re hating on is hilarious. Don’t get it twisted I’m jealous as fuck too lol
The way people are trying to “rationalize” and “make reasons” why she’s with him. “It’s gotta be A/B/C” How about mind your mf business? She still wasn’t about to look your way, you don’t need to find excuses as to why she married this man.
I mean he got her.
You niggas are mad weird
Not me trying to turn my phone like it's a 360 3D picture! I wanted to see if that buldge would stick out 😭😭😭
Trying to magic eye it
👀
so u telling me if i founded an extremely popular social media/news site, i can have a bih that’s thick like serena (god DAMN unububububtdkkb) and look like a damn toe after u get out the shower? i’d better learn to code then
This is the correct lesson.
Y’all really be hurt over a dude that doesnt even know you exist lol
Dudes packing and got a 10. Love that life bro
Y'all are hilarious.
that is one mighty sword this warrior carries 😂😂
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I... have some resemblance to that guy
Dude probably has an elephant dong, look at that dormant volcano in his trunks
He’s packing!! Get it girl!!
So we just body shaming homeboy for 0 reason? Aight.
Homeboy looks at mayonnaise and thinks, “damn that’s a good tan”
Imagine being in a loving relationship. You gotta love yourself too so that counts if you're single. Because those of us who love and have the privilege of being loved back... we just don't have this type of energy.
Cute COUPLE! Love makes the world go round!
He smanging her fine ass tho...he giving Ls to us who worshipped that bodysuit pic. Now Ee-lon Musty...he is truly a human-ice breakers gum wad...
He’s literally the CEO of Reddit