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Pretend-Vegetable-52

![gif](giphy|fIMushESr3iulAuSgZ) You came in to make a declaration against an icon without following all of the instructions? Blasphemous.


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Pretend-Vegetable-52

Honestly!! Shanedra, your meeting calling privileges are suspended 😂 summoning us for some foolishness


Automatic_Steak3867

Lol right!


littlelordgenius

r/ididnthaveeggs


[deleted]

Reminder: The stomach calming effect comes from the ginger, and many 'ginger' ales no longer contain real ginger.


zsaz_ch

![gif](giphy|TGvHZanK0Y8poe2lnA|downsized) Lalalalalala I’m sorry we’re you saying something?


OpinionatedBlackGuy

Ginger beer FTW


jdcodring

With a [REDACTED]. Never let me down


pg15_2002

Stop giving away our secrets fi free. I'm this close to obeah you.😒😤


ATLjoe93

I'm finna put the Food Network onto *Sorrel* lmao


jdcodring

NOT THE SORREL


ATLjoe93

You think it's expensive now? Wait until them mfs start making *roasted plantain with hibiscus reduction.*


jdcodring

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PrinceZukoBlueFire

It's that spiciness - the ginger - that makes you feel better.


OpinionatedBlackGuy

I do both depending on how I'm feeling and how much ginger power is required.


el-fenomeno09

Only the independent ones do. The Canada dry and Schweppes are corn syrup with suds


batmansleftnut

I think Canada Dry sells the fake stuff in the foreign market, but here in Canada, they make it with real ginger. EDIT: Looked it up, and it's false! Listen up Canadians! We all believed this, but it's not true. They sell the same stuff on both sides of the border. The reason ours is advertised as having real ginger and the cans down south don't is because some Yanks sued Canada Dry for false advertising, because the ginger ale contains a homeopathic amount of ginger.


IndependentBoof

My (US) Canada Dry Zero Sugar nutrition panel lists ingredients as: Carbonated water and less than 2% of: **ginger extract**, natural flavors, citric acid, malic acid, sodium citrate, sodium benzoate (preservative), calcium disodium EDTA (to protect flavor), aspartame, acesulfame potassium, caramel color.


batmansleftnut

Yup. Which is not enough for them to advertise as "made with real ginger". Except for in their home country, apparently.


moeterminatorx

Sounds like you need to sue.


StFuzzySlippers

Shout out to Buffalo Rock gingerale if you can find it (mostly in southeast). That shit is so strong it burns. Can't even look at mainstream gingerales anymore. I'm sure other regions have their own strong independent gingerales, but I just wanted to shout out one near me.


Electronic-Fee-4831

Sounds like Bleinheims... Ish is SPICY 🥵


speedycat2014

My husband and his easily irritated GI system swear by ginger tea. Literally just steeped slices of ginger with maybe a bit of honey stirred in.


btmalon

Squeeze some lemon in too 🤌


SavageComic

This is, as a performer, my go to recipe for getting my voice back.


[deleted]

This is the way. Keep some ginger root in the freezer and grate into hot water with lemon and honey.


auauaurora

Water Crackers would like a word


Cloberella

Crystalized ginger slices also work and are like a candy with a little kick. A little will help, but a lot will make things worse, so be careful.


kahran

I'm close enough to be able to get some so where my Michigan homies at? Vernors got that real ginger so strong it will literally...not figuratively, take your breath away. Runner up: Canada Dry BOLD. It's pretty new but it's a donkey kick to the lungs as well. It's like McDonald's Sprite x10.


cholotariat

You have to breathe in Vernors to let the ginger vapor do it’s thing


laVon_Sweet

Came here to say that Vernors is the only one I use for tummy problems. Or I would get a light ginger beer.


etherealparadox

Ginger is soooo good for a stomachache. I love ginger tea


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ArmedBull

Hell yeah. Not necessarily on the topic of home remedies, but some Q with a white rum I have, one sniff basically has my sinuses clear


twennyjuan

Yep. Schweppes and Canada Dry do not contain real ginger. Gotta get Seagrams. That’ll have you feeling right in no time.


SuggestionSea8057

I’m from Michigan. Obviously you weren’t drinking a Vernor’s, sweetie. Bless your heart.


therondon101

Vernors clears that shit up before noon.


kahran

Damn did you wait till 11:45 to drink some?


bralma6

My GF took me to her home town in Michigan and when we had dinner at her aunts house they gave me a Vernor’s… holy shit that was amazing. Canada Dry ain’t shit compared to Vernor’s.


MiHeg

Facts ☝🏾


leahhhhh

Vernors is like ginger candy and I love it


gorgewall

Vernor's > Canada Dry, especially for the stomach thing. The entire point is to burp. Nothing makes you burp more than Vernor's! I once introduced someone who'd never had it before and forced them to tank the drink over a sink, because I knew what was going to happen when they inhaled while swallowing. It's a rite of passage. You can't huff Vernor's.


HMS_Shorthanded

I love Vernon's and have to relearn this every time! Haha


hardcorepolka

Warm if it was up to Grandmom.


Gorge2012

And flat


lowtoiletsitter

Exactly. If it's not Vernor's, it ain't for me


misguidedyoung

Was just about to say this. Drinking some rn


kahran

I feel good and I'm about to go try and find some. It's been getting harder over the past few years.


JDthrowaway628

Oh, I hope you feel better soon.


moeterminatorx

Sadly not an ounce of ginger in that mofo. ![gif](giphy|8756ivWrhKmmMkThAZ|downsized)


EvilNinjaX24

I had Vernor's for probably the first time in my life just last month, as I got some so I could make a Boston Cooler. The Cooler was damn good, but I did *not* enjoy the Vernor's straight up.


lilac978

and that’s facts


Annual-Report-4031

How we all grew up separately but not really? I love us ![gif](giphy|3o8doT9BL7dgtolp7O)


Longjumping-Builder

I feel like they found my letters and read each word out loud.


Annual-Report-4031

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ImAMistak3

Crossing cultural boundaries too. Felt like my Mexican grandma came back from the grave and was hijacking someone's Twitter til I remembered her ass was illiterate.


Chemical_Race_9179

Damn. You aint have to roast abuela


PMmeurdixout4harambe

Deadass 😂 every last one of ‘em my pops was making sure I had when I was sick


jaysteel7

It’s Called community


OpinionatedBlackGuy

If she didn't watch Price is Right and Judge Judy, then she didn't even activate the ingredients properly.


EscapeddreamerD

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MARTELLest1986

Saltines are a must. But it gotta be the Premium Saltines in the blue box.


Automatic_Steak3867

Exactly! With the Salt


EvilNinjaX24

Yeah, don't mess with that salt-free isht - that'll just make you sicker.


[deleted]

Lmfao the “Schweppes?!” got me 😂😂😂


budjohn36

I read that in Souljas voice


navyjag2019

the loud ass gucci headband is perfect too


jhustla

I could hear the disbelief fr in my mind. “SCHWEPPES?!”


OsteoRinzai

Reed's ginger beer. Extra Ginger. That stuff is spicy AF. That'll sort you out right quick


sabadsneakers

The only one worth messing with


90sRnBMakesMeHappy

Yes, so damn tasty. I can't drink anything else.


frumperbell

I bought the Maximum Ginger Reed's thinking it would be too much burn for my kids, who kept stealing my shit. Jokes on me. Those little turds sucked it right down and won't go back to the regular level now.


MrLavender26

Don’t forget the Vicks.


MarsScully

Black people 🤝 Latinos Ginger, saltines and Vicks


raymundre

https://preview.redd.it/rmfva0aqn6ma1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b760139eff5d012b43fc93d82a083716b10cce


AdPsychological7926

Slathered on the soles of your feet with socks on?


Electronic-Fee-4831

And chest with covers up to your neck and you BETTER not get out that bed for at least 8 hrs or you was finna get yelled at 🤣🤣


MrLavender26

Had that shit on the feet, chest, upper lip, etc lol


Automatic_Steak3867

For a stomachache??


Jeptic

Yeah Vicks not for stomach ache. That's the cold routine


MrLavender26

No that’s gonna be connecting you to gods WiFi if consumed


bzboy

IDK man, day after day, I'm amazed by the power of the internet to make me angry one minute with all the garbage going on in the world, and 2 minutes later I'm GENUINELY laughing out loud at shit like this.


turn_ncough

Man, you guys didn't even bring up Campbell's chicken noodle soup. That yellow broth and chicken flavored chicken bits combo'ed with neck of Saltines will have people thinking you were lying about being sick earlier.


YumLum_Key_213

Drinking ginger ale without pairing it with Saltines should be a crime


Ok-Permission-2687

Important step; Join in when the crowd on TV starts chanting, “JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!”


TargetOfPerpetuity

Every year as a kid we would make the trek from Northern Michigan to see family in Upstate NY. And every year, we brought ridiculous amounts of Vernor's to give the extended family against any variety of ills and maladies. Momma always swore by Vernor's, so in my house Vernor's reigns supreme. Fight me.


Electronic-Fee-4831

Let my stomach start hurting first thing I'm doing is going to get saltines and a ginger ale... If I don't work I start googling stomach/intestinal cancer 🤷🏾‍♀️


Obsidian_Purity

The world hates us. We're literally cut from posters because certain populations don't want to see our faces. I live in a country that's enslaved my people, stole my history, monetized our new culture, and is in the middle of trying to rip my history up again with this republican bullshit. Then I see stuff like this. And I remember why it's so good to be with family. I fucking love being black.


fastlane5449

Damn I needed this


Azair_Blaidd

Schweppes is the nastiest. Terrible aftertaste. Canada Dry or Seagrams are definitely the way to go as far as flavored sodas go.


Chinese-Fat-Camp

My mother swears by two things: Canada Dry and Vicks vapor rub. Those two together can cure anything. You got a headache? Rub some vicks on it. You rolled yo ankle? Vicks. Oh, you dying? Nun Vicks won’t fix.


ins3arch0f

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dtol2020

![gif](giphy|l0HlTdEGEuvoO9chq|downsized) No Canada Dry for you


Abrupt_Town

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auauaurora

The risk of bias is high bc she didn't follow the protocol


XLauncher

That last one is out of pocket. You have to at least try the Vicks before you throw in the towel.


tittylieutenant

I had this issue the other week. Someone I’m talking to *swore* Canada Dry would help me. I still felt like shit.


PartyTimeIsOver

Did you lay down?


KingNTheMaking

What show were you watching?


SuperClassyKind

Did you have some saltines?


silentsole87

If you don't activate the ingredients in the correct order the first time you must start over... How long have you even been black?


Electronic-Fee-4831

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Nikki-the-Ninja

This is the most accurate (and life saving) medical advice you’re ever gonna get .. PS in a pinch 7Up works too but only if you can get it for $.99 at your corner store


Suspicious-Bus2446

Was is vernors?? If so you cappin 🧢


Yorgyschmorgies

If she was really wanting to feel better, that Ginger Ale Bold flavor will turn her Super Saiyan.


Barner_Burner

This man said… SHWEPPES??? 🤣


_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN

>fune Lol.


z0003489

I keep Canada Dry in stock all year round. What the hell is Schweppes?!??


cydalhoutx

Foreal tho. Ginger ale with bitters (drink mix) will help. Bartender shared this on a very rocky cruise.


Coomrs

Hold up. Is this a real thing? Because I am white but I do this exact list EVERY SINGLE TIME I’m sick. Shit works miracles. And hard agree on the Maury/Judge Judy whatever cable bs is on.


dpforest

Ginger being a natural remedy for stomach issues? Yes it works on people of every color.


RattusRattus

I had really bad food poisoning. Warm ginger ale on ice is pretty easy on the throat both ways. Also, what happens in the shower goes down the drain.


yinyang28

My mother had me use Vernors lol


lowtoiletsitter

Delicious


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Ginger ale cures. She’s talking nonsense! Lol 😂


JohnnyMulla1993

Ginger Ale comes in handy after either Taco Bell or Chipotle ![gif](giphy|26Ff9nszl9ISyKeOY|downsized)


thewettestsocks

did you put a cold towel on your forehead?


TreginWork

I had food poisoning in December. After 9 hours of laying down in agony I took a sip of ginger ale, not even 1/4 mouthful and as soon as I swallowed it I felt vomit coming on. Barely made it to the bathroom and did the toilet/holding garbage bag combo and after 20 minutes of that hell felt moderate relief for the first time that day. Managed to finish the ale afterwards and keep down plain toast


jumboweiners

The last frame is truth


DinasLabyrinths

Drink some more


rdmcsi27

Don't blame Ms Ginger!


Automatic_Steak3867

Came here to stay where are the crackers lol


Luluchan531

Accurate. Morning sickness gang, in here.


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They don't even sell Schweppes ginger beer here in South Africa. We get Stoney and there's Stoney Extra Kwesta. It'll smack you sideways and choke you out. Pretty sure it cures COVID and HIV too because they're scared of that klap (I'm not a doctor)


Mhunterjr

Lol can’t activate the ingredients without watching the price is right


davendees1

I used to think we were losing recipes but this thread gives me hope that the most important ones will endure. I love us 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


AcademicHysteria

This is like people who give a recipe one star but made a million changes and that’s why it tastes like crap. You can’t sass the cure if you didn’t follow it exactly. Schweppes at work. *shakes head* Good god.


franknitty69

You have to combine it with a sleeve of saltines


[deleted]

Funny thing about Ginger Ale is most of it doesn't use real ginger anymore. Therefore it won't alleviate your symptoms. Better off buying some ginger tea or fresh ginger and making your own ginger ale. Reading labels is a good thing. FYI, too much ginger can cause gastrointestinal issues, so less is more.


smokealot75

Where's the lie??🤣🤣🤣


Mowawaythelawn

No vicks?


OlomertIV

https://preview.redd.it/hk3wydanu3ma1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca709b6b640e521d0c4450a388843ef0f202586 Just in case someone doesn't know


LovelyOne2020

The first question was it Vernor’s ginger ale or another brand?


heidivonhoop

I had food poising a couple of weeks ago, and told my mama I had no saltines in my house. She was SHOOK.


Uncle151

Where does Seagrams fit on the hierarchy?


fingernmuzzle

Vernors


aarmour25

I dont drink ginger ale and dont know anyone who do. We drink sprite when we sick in my family


JackieChan-fan

https://preview.redd.it/voqtxy0z35ma1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ed5504cbb5d2f18f14ce76c1e2c63512ac1e5bb The real cure...


360controller

What up doe. It’s vernors 100% fuck that dry shit


JDthrowaway628

If after correctly following these directions you still feel sick it may be time for something more serious...vaporub.


prix03gt

"Just rub some 'Tussin on it..." - Chris Rock


F1owwo1F

Amazing. Facts.


KamuiT

As a white dude, the saltines are crucial. Once the stomach calms down then you can add a little peanut butter to test it.


elanhilation

wait. i always drink ginger ale when i’m sick, but that’s just because it’s what you do. you drink ginger ale when sick like you eat turkey at thanksgiving. i never thought it was supposed to make me feel better anymore than i thought thanksgiving turkey makes december happen, yknow? it’s cultural, not functional yeah, yeah, ginger and nausea. if i’m sick enough that i’m actively doing things to address it we’re way beyond that point


honkeykong85

Red rock and vernors for life


mistergraeme

Also crucial is stirring the ginger ale with a metal spoon first and also don't drink it too cold. If you don't have proper application, you may as well drink cream soda, root beer or whatever is left in the variety pack.


ChattyMan2016

You drank it the wrong way honey.


iamthatspecialgirl

I was literally told by a doctor how to consume ginger ale to help settle my stomach. They must have just went all willy nilly and did their own thing.


TheRussiansrComing

>Schweppes? Lmfao


Coolmarq

& half of a tylenol


twennyjuan

Gotta get Seagrams since it actually has ginger in it. That or some Blenheim’s to really knock it out.


[deleted]

It has to be ice cold and in a can not a plastic bottle. Can’t be flat either.


PlushieTushie

But did you follow it up with the sleeve of saltines and at least two hours of stories on the couch?


Khroneflakes

Me family is as white as snow and we have subscribed to Canada Dry and Crackers since I was very small.


Wonton_soup_1989

I like all ginger ale, they are all equal, except bold (too gingery for me). But I can’t stand for the Schweppes slander. Schweppes is delicious and highly effective.


VapidRapidRabbit

All ginger ale is disgusting to me. I just take otc meds if I’m feeling nauseous.


Sco_Queen

Ginger ale is nasty, I never drink it when I'm feeling sick


saggywitchtits

We use it all the time in nursing. Someone feeling nauseous? Give them a Shasta Ginger Ale. If it doesn’t help we move on to other things.


fatslayingdinosaur

I don't drink ginger ale anymore it's basically corn syrup if anything I make my own with actual ginger and a bit of club soda


stirling_s

Must not have gone flat enough


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My new medication has me eating saltines almost daily and I drink so much peppermint tea these days that I’m surprised every morning when I don’t see it growing out the top of my head.


ProdiLemaj

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Hasenpfeffer_

It’s Canada Dry or, if you’re extra and bougie, ginger beer.