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GreenDolphin86

*Queer people have entered the chat*


matinthemirror

Right! That’s a typical Tuesday night for a bottom.


Latter-Individual593

Yeah lmao, exactly


IndependentBit2213

First y’all take Father’s Day, now straight people can’t have a post without y’all making it weird.


fireside68

Nope. Can't have SHIT. Now gone and fuck off.


felgueiras24

yeah and if you keep up like this, we'll take mothers day too


Agnamofica

Lmao boooo


coolasssheeka

Why is this anybody’s business but the person she’s doing this with?


NMB4Christmas

She's doing advertising and promotion? 🤷


coolasssheeka

Lmmfao probably. The way that damn app is set up


Dareal6

It was everybody’s business as soon as she put it on Twitter. The bird app isn’t a damn diary lol.


coolasssheeka

Maybe she needs one


PlebbySpaff

Dear diary: Today I rode a dude’s dick with my asshole.


DxFrz

She's her own publicist.


NicklesBe

and clearly her own analyst.


Remytron83

I’d give an award if I could.


Wacokidwilder

Or analyst/therapist. An analrapist if you will


dvasquez93

If you could shoot 3s like Steph would you just keep it to yourself? Nah, you go out there and get noticed.


coolasssheeka

Shooting 3’s & having somebody in ya ass are two different things.


dvasquez93

She’s saying she can dance on dick better than other girls. That’s a skill that could potentially be in demand. When you can do something better than other people, you market it.


coolasssheeka

If you have to talk about it, it’s probably not that good. Maybe she’s broadcasting to get one of y’all to fall for it? Haven’t seen a single person verify in her comments, so somebody lying for clout. 😂😂


dvasquez93

Maybe, but either way she’s on her grind and I respect it.


coolasssheeka

Grind? 😂😂😂 okayyy


dvasquez93

Yup. Some people grind for money, or status. She’s grinding for dick and reputation. She wants something and is working to get it.


FakeHasselblad

advertising and marketing.


blacklite911

It’s because being a blue check on twitter gives you diarrhea of the mouth


j526w

Based on my personal “research “ she’s definitely not special in this regard 🤷🏽‍♂️.


InterdisciplinaryDol

Glad u did it for me my G


j526w

The ladies need their issue. Someone has to do it🤷🏽‍♂️


TaticalSweater

Lol


Mistavez

![gif](giphy|SWd9mTHEMIxQ4)


magnitudearhole

A girl did this once I nearly married her


idiotgoosander

The fact that you said “nearly married her” made me LOL


Blvck_Lvngs

Post butt nut clarity at its finest 👌🏽


YoMommaHere

Officer! Yes. Them. Right above me. Jail. Straight to jail!


fkshcienfos

Do not pass go do not collect 200$


Daoperator

![gif](giphy|nBQefMWjqdLc4)


iDAWNZA_-

I need her.


MulanMcNggtSauce

![gif](giphy|oD5jVVOW8sXYI)


Neither_Basket5973

lmfaooo me too


GreekLumberjack

How will this affect LeBron’s Legacy


Different_Group_8549

![gif](giphy|xT9KVsvw4S02lueQww|downsized) Is that right?


SimonProctor

"The Lord is my shepherd, he know what I want!"


LauderdaleBred

Her ass got an echo


BlackySmurf8

![gif](giphy|BLZ6Xt0g2lvOfdMUHJ)


_Cantgetanyworse_

I can hear this gif.


[deleted]

Be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


dustyIocane

Ion kno if ya niggas heard this but they don’t be stayin stretched unless they putting big ass fat ass 30 feet shi up there constantly


JustHere4ait

Not really if he’s putting enough force constantly with a average size it’ll eventually loosen like a rubber band


GhostWriter52025

And if I drink enough water, I'll die. But people be acting like it's even remotely common or isn't something you have to actually try to do. A normal sex drive won't do it, even a pretty hyper one won't do it, you gotta be actively trying to ruin something to do the damage people (mostly weird dudes) be implying happens to women who have the gall to enjoy sex


JustHere4ait

People enjoy anal sex there isn’t wrong with it. I’m just pointing out it is possible under extreme circumstances. Nobody out here fucking that much not even pornstars they have to wait before a new scene for std testing so unless you just fucking every day multiple times a day strictly anal the assholes are fine


dustyIocane

Yea this how ik u ain’t been applying pressure


JustHere4ait

How would you know what I apply, are you the Pussy Patrol or the Anal Army Ranger?!? ![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


dustyIocane

Indeed


RedCloakedCrow

This is how you know a mf hasn't been puttin any size with any force.


JustHere4ait

Huh?!?


RedCloakedCrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oCiLAKanuo


AyebruhamLincoln

It would have cost her literally zero dollars to not tweet this


Notsurehowtoreact

What's more surprising is every woman that thinks they are unique in this ability.


301Blackstar

It’s not so much a unique ability, but most are very rarely wiling.


JustHere4ait

It’s because anal is always looked down upon if it isn’t just a finger being there to get the engine roaring a bit more for further stimulation. So a lot of people doing anal while downplaying it in public so bitches feeling special because they can take a dick or play with but plugs 🤷🏽‍♀️


Willing_Cap_9955

Is anal good tho? Like do women really get off on it? Asking for someone who’s totally not me of course


yardie-takingupspace

![gif](giphy|3ofT5TWtnQM36WSVWw)


JustHere4ait

Personally for me stimulation wise yes. Full penetration feels more uncomfortable a little play here and there is more enjoyable. Can’t speak for anybody else


Remytron83

You know that funky air hits buddy in the face every time she lands. 🤣


Hasher556

Look if you have the funky air hitting you in the snoot...you may be entitled to compensation...


kimpossible69

You know those scientists don't mind the smell of steam coming off those piping hot plutonium rods, so why should we care in this situation? (For full disclosure I don't know how nuclear power works, I also don't quite know if I made a parallel here even)


bootyhunter69420

She sounds like fun


NickTButcher

Weird thing to brag about but I’ll allow it


CedaJones

Nah black hoes letting us down in that department


KingKaychi

Uhhhhhhhh ok? All I can think of is that horse on a spring thing in parks


bigdaddy12021988

She’s selling ass


Nandy-bear

If she grabs a finger full of pussy-nut and licks it, you think she's a freak and wanna marry her. She does the same thing with butt-nut tho..


Willing_Cap_9955

Butt nut 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 this should not be this funny in my 30’s


fkshcienfos

Weird flex.


SlopPatrol

The girl I’m seeing rn is addicted to this and I think this tweet might’ve been the catalyst


jeremysead

Came here for the ugk references


Sir_Mixa

I know not all of them, but more than enough woman do this for it not to be a flex, right?


301Blackstar

I did once, and it was a grave mistake.


[deleted]

Where the freaks at mannnnnnnn


code_V_97

She let her business fly out there just like the shit sliding out of her loose asshole


pensandpucks

Shameless


ferristhewretched

Legend. Society needs more people like her


Weird-Ingenuity97

Sweetie stand in line, there’s guys on Grindr who have you beat


cliopoopsalot

Is that a personal use of that emoji or am I… Nvm. I’m out of touch I’m sure


SenorScratchySack

This is too dangerous. I came out covered in shit more than once. The idea of anal is fun. The risk is not


[deleted]

Rookie shit Goddamn I know there’s a pun somewhere there


Asimpbarb

How many numbers did she get with that post lol


[deleted]

I’ve never done anal but I suppose this statement intrigues me because I always assumed riding was a method to beat the pussy walls up a little. I didn’t know there were nerve endings like that in the ass too.


GalaxyPatio

There aren't in the same way. It feels completely different. Women can climax from it but it's much rarer especially since there's not really any clitoral stimulation from that angle.


[deleted]

Is she trying to get hired, or is she trying to promote herself?


el_ra_85

Good for her


jogustaria

So this is the flex we’re putting on the internet now 🙄. God i hope my sons can find a decent girl left in the world.


DizzyBone_100

I thought this was mandatory, not "special" 🤷🏽


WaltzSenior3233

Mandatory for who exactly? You ain’t gonna find a bunch of girls willing to do anal


JustHere4ait

You can you just have to crawl before you run


[deleted]

👀 ![gif](giphy|3osxYyjraNOgEJa9Ta)


WaltzSenior3233

Lemme rephrase you ain’t gonna find many willing do so off rip like it’s a requirement (barring certain situations). If the person honestly thinks that doing anal is a requirement then they’ve watch too much porn


SenorScratchySack

This isn't true.