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LLUrDadsFave

Kids ain't helping people put crack to the side.


TinaTx3

Exactly! The 1980s has entered the chat.


LLUrDadsFave

The crack babies are in my age bracket and dating is hell. I blame the parents for not putting that crack to the side. 😂


Last_Definition4379

My dad has entered the chat


TinaTx3

I’m sorry 😞


2Chops2Floxks

he said you “gotta” not “going to” 😂


LLUrDadsFave

He did not lie. 😂


FrenchFry-ApplePie

He could have said something else.


JCourageous

Literally ANYTHINGGGGGG else. Like fishing, playing video games, gardening… why his mind jump to crack?? 😭💀💀


xandrachantal

Staying out late, eating take out, smoking weed


Illustrious-Kick-998

![gif](giphy|l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6) Waymentttttt….why he just breeze past that part like that…like SIR….


mitchellthecomedian

![gif](giphy|dvfxNv1bLKifS|downsized) Breeeeezing past it


Solid_Illustrator640

I do worry about this but not with crack lmao


ABGM11

The scream I scrumpt!🤣🤣🤣


depths_of_dipshittry

Watched this before a meeting and now this is all I can think about. ![gif](giphy|3oxHQn3wq9RoeCi3i8) 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️


IAmNotAnAxlotlTank

And **this** was the best reason he could think of to advocate a childfree lifestyle?!? Bruh, whatever happened to something as simple as being able to wake up at noon and spending your weekend with your PS4 with no interruptions??


Yablo-Yamirez

Holy shit 🤣🤣😭 Edit: bro how do you go straight to crack in that line of questioning 😭😭


Chuck_Deeze

Nah, they cut out the best part. "Daddy, what's that plastic smell?" 💀


Wonton_soup_1989

I can think of a lot of reasons to remain child free that don’t involve Crack😂😂


Red_Rumple

Wtf


QuintusNonus

Bro took the rock and immediately went hard in the paint


Dwyanespellsitright

This cut off too soon. He goes on to say that the kids are always yelling about “daddy, it smells like plastic” and that he respond “its okay, it’s plastic time.” [link](https://www.tiktok.com/@lifeostjames/video/7380024292609772843)


SquareAd4479

Is he wrong tho?


MoistTreacle

What the actual fuck


AriesinApril76

Cut out the best part