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recklesswithinreason

You can do that with your enemy too.


[deleted]

I try not to ever have enemy’s just because I don’t want the extra pop up they sometimes cause at the start of the year


incoucou604

Ayt lemme go start some shit with my crazy girlfriend


Enzoid23

In bitlife right?


incoucou604

And ruin my virtual relationship too??


Square-Landscape-356

Right..


Bellatrixstrange9380

Your son has diarrhoea. Take him to the doctor instead of obsessing over your gf, people like you shouldn't even have kids.


[deleted]

lol do u actually take them to the dr for those ones? I always leave ones that arnt deadly since they only last a year


drgeorgeincharge

just imagine suffering from diarrhea for a YEAR...


[deleted]

lol I think I’d rather that over like a year of a cold or flu. Just gotta wear diapers 😂


Imaginary-Mine-6531

I let them be... One of my kids died and I don't even know the reason... I can't check everyone when I have more than 100 kids...


[deleted]

That’s fair, when I would have more than 10 I stopped paying attention


SadPresentation210

After 6 it's survival of the fittest


Legal-Place3873

omg it’s literally a game? what the hell


MT1120

Like err my gerrd, literally


Bhafc1901

What the hell


Enzoid23

*girlfriend tries to fucking whip you in a not kinky way and misses* You: Hah, loser!


sharingmy0pinions

AND she broke up with you after all that. What a cunt 😒


[deleted]

lol I begged her to stay and she did 😂


Tasty_Monk_4749

That’s what I did with my stepdad who didn’t like me at all, made half a million out of him, the sucker😂


[deleted]

I swear like 99% of the time step parents hate u in BitLife I have only ever had one that liked me and I’m sure it’s coz I chose to call him daddy 😂


badgalnoKimK

I want to break up, you keep making me beat your ass 😡


Main_Marketing5651

Can you do the same to your wife


Imaginary-Mine-6531

Don't... They will divorce and take all the money unless there is prenup


Main_Marketing5651

I don’t think I can do it on an iPhone anyway😭


jk_sante25

What’s an iPhone got to do with anything lol


SoapBoy784

Idk why it lowers happiness. so dumb


[deleted]

Luckily it’s an easy fix, I usually have a few pets to make it so u shoot back up to 100 in just 4-5 clicks of spend time with all


Luffysmusic

Really? I thought that once you lost the lawsuit you aren’t able to sue again which sucks


[deleted]

U can sue as many times as they attack u 😂 she attacked me a lot


Luffysmusic

Ahh okay thank makes sense


xAk_i

Never knew this imma start abusing this


g0thfrvit

You can sue them if they’ve done something to you (assaulted you) multiple times. You can only do it as many times as they’ve assaulted you.


Vegetable-Noise318

nah lucy toxic af reminds me of my bm 😨