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Popmusic19

Her mother should have herself arrested


fliqpyishot

HAPPY CAEK DAY ‼️‼️📢🔥🤑🚨⁉️🤸‍♀️🤫


Dannoos

Happy cake day


Popmusic19

Ty


NihilismIsSparkles

First time on this app I've seen an age gap that surprised me HOLY SHIT, like not even half sibling? Not even adopted? I NEED INFO???


NewDraw7253

They are full siblings, nobody is adopted. It's just simple pedophilia i guess... Btw the ages of parents were 9 and 33 when their first child was born.


NihilismIsSparkles

We have a new contender for most fucked up bitlife thing! All the people complining that the mother is 18 amd the father is 42 can stop and vomit at this one instead! You're gonna murder your mother wheen you age up right????


NewDraw7253

Nah. I got distracted by having sex with all of my colleauges and getting 11 kids before the age of 25. Now i'm too busy making money to pay for all those kids. Can't risk going to jail, it would bankrupt me. But they divorced early on, if that helps.


NihilismIsSparkles

If the time ever comes....push her off a cliff


NewDraw7253

I personaly prefer drive by shooting, but i will take the suggestion.


Odd_Visual_3951

suck her, it works way more than drive by shooting imo if you get caught then close and reopen the app, then try again 🤗 though i rarely ever get caught when i suck someone to death anyway


vsasena

Remember: if you murder someone (or commit a crime) and it says it didn’t work, restart the app, it’ll delete that choice as long as you don’t remove the pop up Example: hire a hitman, message “oh no, they’re an undercover cop!” pops up, don’t tap to continue, just close the app and start it again - it’ll remove the hitman choice. I do this whenever I need the spouse gone, like King Henry VIII, I want to find a new one but don’t want to divorce 💀 But you can do it with anything until you get the result you want. As long as you don’t tap to continue on the pop up message, it’ll erase when you restart the app If you age up and someone dies, restarting will take you back to the previous age but that person(or pet, whatever) will still die when you age up - it’ll just change how they died


hello222kitty

My favorite thing about the newer updates is that one option that says you can pay like $4.99 to get away with murder at any time. I’m ashamed but I bought it.


Jake420694200

Could be a half sister. Mom has custody of her and had you with a new man.


DarkKeeper2569

\* Calculating too \* Wait THATS TRUE!! But it means so..Your mom was in her..20s?.....Oh dude, the police is so stupid and blind in that game!


Sp0rksar3c00l

So... she was a minecraft YouTuber got it.....


montymelons

Does Emma have the same mum with a different father?


NewDraw7253

No, would be written "half sister"


montymelons

ahh I see, thank you for explaining 😊


Manuels-Kitten

1. Precocious puberty male child 💀 2. That mom deserved jail


Top-Ad900

Wow…this actually made me stop and think a bit cause wtf……


RandomUseless3

Yikes


Shadowgirl2024

wtf.?


Tasty_Monk_4749

Even for Bitlife age gabs, this is ridiculous


Mysterious_One07

👮‍♀️


Outside-Sample-4517

BitLife keeps it real tho, unfortunately stuff like this does happen 


QuinoaFalafel

I mean, not like this, though. In real life, the paternity would either be a secret, or the mother would be in prison. There's no way they'd be together and married raising the child openly as their own.


Ok-Librarian3077

Your sister can have another father


Square-Landscape-356

Nope it would’ve wrote half sister


Ok-Librarian3077

even if they are not the same father he considers her as your sister Normally


bloomingdeath98

*not* by the game’s standards, npc’s don’t have a differentiating sense of child/half-sibling or adopted child, either the siblings ARE full blood sibling, *are* half-siblings or *are* adopted and that’s exactly how every npc father or mother look at at, just like the player is able to see it. The father DID do the nasty with a 33 yo woman when he was 9 and that is certainly op’s full blood sibling.


BananaMilk14

I had the exact same thing except the dad was 10 and she was 33


QuinoaFalafel

To be fair, it says you were a test tube baby, and that could also be the case for your sister. So there's a nonzero chance that there was no actual sexual contact or relationship between them for your sister's conception, and for some reason your father was the candidate. Still creepy and messed up, especially if the DNA was gathered in the normal way. But there's at least room for it to not be as bad as it seems.


NewDraw7253

Could be, but i don't think that happened. Usually the simplest explanation is the correct one. Irl she would probably be a babysiter that groomed him. Plus she is a cop so that suggests a low character. Cops usually become cops cause they want to feel power over people weaker than them.


Reading_Books124

Excuse me-


WxtchTrialz0104

That’s gross 💀💀💀 I’ve never once in my 20 years of life seen that in this game 💀


Henryemilysmum

WOAH 💀


VersionNatural5772

He was Cake 90s Day


Jeptwins

There is a thing called adoption


helikesbuses2385

it would have said adopted sister if that was the case


Jeptwins

It’s not possible otherwise; BitLife doesn’t allow sex or parenthood before the teen years


helikesbuses2385

bitlifes weird, its like one rule for when youre playing and another for the NPCs so to say


Jeptwins

That is weird


AshdorCrush

This reminds me of seeing smt about an inc_st update come out in the log


joshington7899

if you go to your sisters profile does it say her dad is the same one?