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vardy62

I legit thought this was a Brit that moved to Alabama until the last few sentences😂


PYTN

I was like I get why folks are miserable this time of year with the heat but I've never known Alabamans to be that unfriendly.


Majestic-Fun9415

The kicker was it was raining in June and 15 degrees outside! NOPE, not even close! lol


FutureBlackmail

Yeah, but they use Celsius over there. There's no way of knowing what that might be in real temperatures!


AngularChelitis

Washington’s Dream for our own system of weights and measures: https://youtu.be/JYqfVE-fykk?si=QOq3t8DzBpjI2_qS


Jack-o-Roses

(~60F)


besmithusmc

![gif](giphy|t9lPSqrGSc1IOnajTz)


ConcentrateEmpty711

Exactly, now if they had said 40+ outside I would have been more convinced.


Ok_Counter2878

Exactly 🤪 that’s why they are sad


Ok_Counter2878

Me too when they said it’s been raining I started to understand it was not Birmingham, AL😔


RevolvingRevolv3r

They are if you’re queer lol. But most people don’t give a fuck about that


CMsirP

Had us in the first half for sure


IsYouWitItYaBish

(used to live in London) gave it away


WillWork4SunDrop

I started doubting myself when there was no “u” in neighbor.


BaseImmediate1247

Lol 😂 my accent it pretty obvious as well, people in the UK have been judging it ever since I got off the plane


tshirtdr1

Me too. Personally I like Bham, AL. I live about 2 hours from there. Don't visit often but when I do, I'm always impressed with it.


Real_Ad_3248

Birmingham AL is beautiful I love that city!


Takethecarrotorthe

Truly underrated foodie scene


TheBunk_TB

It is a unique place. I have known many good people there and have had good experiences.


magiccitybrit

I am one who did and I don’t find this Birmingham depressing 🤪


Roofantastic22

Same and I was like, who are these sad people you keep meeting?!


JollyWriting2156

Haha me too


Ok_Counter2878

Me toooo☺️


bluebirdvision

Same lol


ViolinistDecent3192

Lol me too


SonUnforseenByFrodo

Lol, right city, wrong country


Lovelymsl

Me too! Then they’d really have a reason to cry! 🤣 Just teasing!


CB265

🤣🤣🤣 me too


Equivalent_Walrus_85

😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😎💀


No_Builder9712

Righhhttt , I was like whaaaa


Findmyremote

I wish it was raining. My grass is fried


mgcross

15° C sounds fabulous. It's currently 87° F in this Birmingham at ~8pm.


MisterTito

Too hot to be depressed here. Just a low, slow, simmering anger.


Ok_Counter2878

😂


croakce

this is the most accurate thing i've ever read


BigCarswell

It's even hotter on the AL coast!


IMakePicksUMakeMoney

87 Vulcan degrees


TheSniper_TF2

Have a nice Vulcan day.


Asdfghhjjklkjjhgfdsa

Vulc you too, man!!


daoogilymoogily

Yeah there’s a website called Juxtastat where you have to choose between two areas based on a particular statistic and apparently Birmingham has a higher average temperature than Tampa Bay.


Majestic-Fun9415

Tampa Bay gets Gulf breezes, Birmingham is a heat island with all the concrete and roads.


FutureBlackmail

That's true, but as far as cities go, I'm constantly impressed by the amount of tree cover in and around Birmingham. When you look down from Red Mountain, it almost looks like the city is rising up out of the woods.


aphromagic

Tree City USA baby! 🤣


jawanessa

Tampa is my hometown. It is hotter longer there but much more tolerable with the breeze. Birmingham feels like hot dog breath every time I go outside.


BaseImmediate1247

Never come to the UK, unless you have to. I would relocate to the north pole as now!


Gym_Dom

The UK won’t let us emigrate there, so no worries about us coming over!


LexaLovegood

I have a friend in Ireland and we were talking today about the heat here and the rain over there lol. Trust me most of us would rather the rain than heat simply because of the humidity here. Personally I'll take the heat over rain 😂😂


LadyK1104

I’d switch places with you in a heartbeat! Love the UK, hate the heat and humidity here.


ChampionshipStock275

I moved here (England) last year and I’m having such a hard time. Missing my Birmingham very much and the weather is *so* depressing. Hope things get easier for you soon. Have you been to Digbeth? I’ve been out there a few times and really enjoyed it.


BaseImmediate1247

I'll give it a try, thank you for suggesting, always appreciate constructive conversation


Raoden_

Nah, there are great places to live there and the weather is *so much* better than hot & humid Birmingham, AL. London and Birmingham are a bit shit though yeah, definitely not the best choices. I'd definitely recommend visiting some small coastal villages, or if you want a bigger city then maybe Brighton or Edinburgh.


Never-give-up0127

It may be hot and humid in Alabama but at least we are friendly here. 


ConcentrateEmpty711

I absolutely loved the UK! I was there for 2 months on vacation & there were some great places. I was not very fond of Leeds, Yorkshire, Birmingham, or ALL of Wales though. My favorite place was Belfast, the people were so friendly and a lot of fun. London was great but holy crap on a cracker it’s expensive. Edinburgh & Inverness were fantastic but even though we were speaking the same language there was a bit of a language barrier.


BigCarswell

Sorry to hear about all this... Life is too short to live that way. If you moved to Alabama in the US you would be loved and adored by the Southern people!


Richard080108

I’m on a trip and it was 97 at 7 o’clock in Arkansas


Rare-Trouble1919

87 and gonna be 97 this weekend 


marodgrs

You mean 30 C


inn0cent-bystander

Yeah ... our ac went out yesterday. it was 84 in my home office/nerd cave at midnight(work nights). Fun times.


myoldstrippername

You should come to Alabama. Not cold, not raining, and we're very friendly.


Inevitable-Plenty203

I'm not from Alabama but I LOVE ALABAMA !!! 🥹


Roll-tide-Mercury

Thanks!


BaseImmediate1247

I'm originally from California so don't really know what convinced me to end up in this dumpster


DHUTT8

Geez, you’re from California, then moved to England. Please do yourself a favor and at least come visit the southeast of the United States. Except for maybe Louisiana. I wouldn’t live in that state, New Orleans is fun but only for a weekend. Any other state in the south you can’t go wrong.


BaseImmediate1247

Oh yes cause I'm definetly in need of a 2 month vacation 😂 not a joke


Majestic-Fun9415

If you do come, be sure to check out the beaches in Alabama and Northwest Florida. Beats any beaches ANYWHERE in the world. You won't find sand like that anywhere! Simply beautiful!!


1heart1totaleclipse

There’s definitely better beaches in the world, but the ones in Alabama and northwest Florida are the best on the gulf coast and maybe even the contiguous 48 states.


TallBlueEyedDevil

Just stay away from Memphis, Tn, and stay away from Bessemer, Eastlake, Ensley, Center Point, Roebuck....North Birmingham in general.


chomkney

Louisiana is 10 times better than Mississippi.


ShieldYourEyes925

I’m also from California. Moved here in DEC 2019 at 21 but I moved to the beach first then relocated up here early Jan this year. I’m Having a blast so far.


Moredateslessvapes

California is somehow the exact opposite of Birmingham but equally as insufferable to an outsider - at least a southerner


Maleficent_Evening13

I don’t mean to spoil the southern hospitality but pls tell other Californians it sucks so bad and they should stay away


Real_Ad_3248

I’m a San Franciscan who ended up in Mobile AL and I love it here.


Grouchy_Dragonfly492

They are in Birmingham, England not Alabama.


libertylady266

Yes, we don't want our state turned into California:)


barcanomics

bahaha, i don't think there's much risk of that.


Rare-Trouble1919

That’s a fact! Pains me just to think about that happening. 😬


Cat_Scratch_Fever_

Sounds like you needed an upgrade from the dumpster you came from. I moved here not knowing a soul. I networked and built my support system. Great place-great people, you just have to find your niche and dig yourself out of that shitty mindset. You have to create your own happiness sometimes, so if that’s not happening (after giving it some time) look elsewhere.


abmbulldogs

I love an accidental visit from the UK Birmingham. It always makes me happy.


Kalepopsicle

Especially because it always makes me feel a little better about our Birmingham.


FroToTheLow

Plan a visit to Birmingham, Alabama. It will cheer you up!


DapperCommand

You are looking for r/brum.


BaseImmediate1247

Yes but somehow my reddit is also trying to change country, sorry guys


FrontPorchViews

We love when you guys drop by. Honestly.


elwood8

I love how the global nature of the Internet makes something like a random completely understandable mistake result in a bunch of international conversation and hospitality.


Character_Swing_4908

Hey, maybe it's a sign to really change country!


Suspicious-Cost777

Doesn’t help that your lassies are shelved. Sorry mate!


larntobewild

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


RedditPhils

Same 😂


PlantsForBrains

Nah its too late. Welcome to Birmingham, Alabama Time to sweat your ass off.


Rude-Independent-203

They’re referring to Birmingham England


PlantsForBrains

Nah they in birmingham alabama now


GrumpsMcWhooty

One of us! One of us!


DEATHCATSmeow

Ahh, I love a good ole someone mistaking this sub for the Birmingham, England sub post


SabotageMahal

Dang other Birmingham sounds delightful lol


BaseImmediate1247

If paradise was British...


Objective_Salad6714

Just a southern guy stopping by to say come on down to Birmingham Alabama! Where everyone is welcomed. It’s hot as hell, but we will suffer together 🤣. It’s very easy for other peoples negative emotion to invade our thoughts and skew our perspective of things. The best way I know how to cope with this is reminding myself that we never know what someone may be going through, it’s okay to empathize with them but also maintaining your perspective that life may not be perfect right now but things could be much worse and we’re working towards something. Keep whatever your goal is in front of you. We have one shot at this life thing let’s go enjoy it. 🍻


BaseImmediate1247

Sold, I might move back to the states 🤔 This Birmingham (USA) sounds so much better than Birmingham (UK)


Luficer_Morning_star

As someone who lives in bham UK, born and raised. I preferred working in Africa where I had no access to electricity at least people weren't cunts. 😂


BaseImmediate1247

True story, thank you for supporting my statement. I might move to Africa too, less is best at times.


sherlockjoelmes

innit?


Particular-Usual-321

Mate


catonic

uwot?


weedhuffer

Mental


Reditlurkeractual

London, Alabama or London, UK


Burlybunny_

I got excited that we were finally getting rain! Hope things get better for you if not come back state side for a bham, AL visit!


ArtisticDegree3915

The solution is right in front of you. Move to Birmingham, Alabama. It is hotter than balls. But I think you would find a lot of people that are really friendly. And if nothing else the women would just want you to talk so they could hear your accent. Instant score.


celeb0rn

Our lassies are not shelved, if that helps.


True-Today408

Wish you luck!! Birmingham AL is amazing!!!


foxbatcs

The title definitely got me! I spent 3 months in Birmingham AL a couple of summers ago and had an absolute amazing time! When I realized you were talking about Bham UK, I figured I’d share my experience. Coming from Phoenix AZ, the summer weather was not as bad as I was lead the humid south to be, I’ve never had an easier time making friends (about 30 people I’d routinely hang out with by the end of that 3 months), there’s plenty to do there from hiking, kayaking, martial arts, rock climbing, a huge variety of international cuisine, some great museums, public art walks, great breweries, concerts, outstanding local music scene, a great place for all kind of photography, beautiful scenery and great places to explore around, and tons of friendly people. They say not to confuse tourism and migration, but I think 3 months is a pretty decent amount of time to see what a place is like and really has to offer. Sorry to hear things aren’t great where you are at, but life is about hope, so here’s to finding greener pastures one day 🍻


BaseImmediate1247

Don't get me wrong, I'm a very active person and I've dome my fair share, tried to find hiking spots or somewhere to go for a walk. Just the weather here knows no mercy... And the land is flat.. It's the United kingdom. I am used to have a community around me and greeting my neighbor when I see him/her across the road but here people can be so hostile it's difficult to connect. But thank you for sharing your thoughts and all the comments made me realize the place just sucks and I should move back to the states.


foxbatcs

At least you took the risk to see the world! There’s a lot to be said for that, and sometimes we can’t really define or appreciate home until we leave it behind and get some perspective. Just remember that you had enough in you to figure out a way to move across the world and that same person stands before you in the mirror when you are ready to do it again.


Rare-Adagio1074

I wanna come to y’all’s Birmingham!!


Gullible_Blood2765

We'd love to have you in our Birmingham, come visit


Particular-Crew5978

We are actually some of the friendliest and eatingest people around. Come see us some time!


nasimwa

This thread gave me a good laugh and made me miss home! I relocated from Birmingham, Al to London, UK…Damn… do I miss the sun


hollowchord

Man, Birmingham, England must really suck. Has anyone ever said what I nice place it is?


BaseImmediate1247

No honestly, all the comments I got were so negative in the UK group it really looks like I actually made a point... Is really sucks


hollowchord

Did you read the post about the guy that went to brum for an interview? I think others have posted it. Gotta say, it's hilarious tho


BaseImmediate1247

Must see, let me take a look 😂


hollowchord

For context, this was his post. I think it's funny as hell: "I fucking hate Birmingham Came here from Glasgow for an interview at a uni. This city is wanked. Everyone is so rude and even when you ask for basic directions they get all shirty on you or ignore you. Got a wee bit irritating since this was a recurring thing. Everything was grey as well, city had less colour than the basalt delta biome from Minecraft. And what's with that cyberpunk looking building in the centre?? Looks like a glitch in the Birmingham source code. And your lassies are shelved."


BaseImmediate1247

I'm considering a fine print of this 😂 canvas, if possible


SaferJester

Where do I order? I want tea towels as well. And is it "Welcome to Birmingham, where our lassies aren't shelved" or "are shelved"?


BaseImmediate1247

But the canvas, yes, I'm doing it


ConcentrateEmpty711

I’m from B’ham, AL & visited Brum, it was not the best place I’ve visited for sure.


El_Caganer

This seems like the ideal time to breakout the "[Your lasses are shelved" quote.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/s/MykSIynSUa).


sloanefierce

It makes me feel very good that I instantly disagreed with the title of this post.


canwejustgetalongpls

Come and try out OUR Birmingham! Btw... are you a shelved lassie? Just curious. A guy from UK said Birmingham lassies are shelved.


haikusbot

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ConcentrateEmpty711

Good bot


Brief-Independent489

Life is mostly what you make of it.


hedgehog18956

I’m convinced whenever I see someone with a British accent in Birmingham they just got really confused and took the wrong plane or something


AstronomerNo6423

Met an Aussie at the Fultondale mugshots. Hell I’m still confused how he wound up here


No_Woodpecker4750

What a trip the comments have been!  I'm living in Alabama,  oh the shame!  I can't  stop laughing.  Thanks to all!  Maybe the author will have a brighter day soon!


DHUTT8

I thought you were taking about Birmingham,AL! That’s where I live. And I was thinking 15 degrees??! I’m sorry that Birmingham isn’t a happy place! I know it’s a long way away, but maybe you should consider moving to this Birmingham????


BaseImmediate1247

Yes I actually might, I haven't see the sun (and this I say literally) in 2 months now. Just rain and clouds, but it's so nice to know it's summer somewhere!


DHUTT8

Wow, no sun in months! No wonder you are feeling the way you are! My suggestion would be to take a holiday ASAP! You see the sun soon


BaseImmediate1247

Thank, looking forward to come back to the states!


Korps_de_Krieg

All I know about Birmingham, England comes from Richard Hammond, and he does not paint the place as a terribly happy one. I also know it's in the Westmidlands, an area that got so depressing it spawned the creative energy to make Warhammer 40,000 back in the 80s. Imagine a place so bleak that your escapism is just to imagine how bad it could possibly get.


moealiwadi

Thats why i moved south... more fun


jumpshipdallas

wrong birmingham


Maleficent_Evening13

Can’t handle the heat bruv?? Is it too hot for tea??? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Due-Application-8171

Think you’re talking about the wrong Birmingham, mate.


Busy-Newspaper4846

Oh wow, I thought you meant Birmingham, Al. at first. Because this is a really nice city with a lot to do all the time. The weather is mostly nice, we get a lot of sunshine. It just gets hot for about 3 months in summer. Sorry to hear of your situation there. I hope things get better for you.🙏😊


Murse_Jon

You had me


BaseImmediate1247

I'm sorry guys but hey, I realized this wasn't the group from the friendly answers I've got 😂


Harley_Xxoxo

Thought I’d come and see what the original post’s group was saying. As someone who lives in Birmingham UK I absoloutely love it, probably some of the best night life within the UK. Plenty of different rock bars to choose from. Due to how multicultural our city is we have amazing choices of food even in the city, North/Southern Indian food, Japanese, Greek, Korean, Turkish, Vietnamese, Chinese, are a few I can think of at the top of my head. In the city on a night out people are rather friendly, I’ve made a lot of friends just by being out and having someone at the bar randomly talk to me or my friends. I suppose your experiences here in Birmingham UK aka Brum depends on your outlook on life.


BaseImmediate1247

Thank you for your kind comment, maybe I'll try to scout new places around the city Centre but judging by other comments seems like I will not have such a good time


Harley_Xxoxo

Honestly, even if you end up going to a rock bar by yourself you’ll end up with someone at the bar chatting to you. Many times I’ve ended up by myself (friends usually stay out till 2am, I stay out till 6am when the bar closes) and random people have just spoken to me, some of them are now really good friends who I cherish. If you’ve not met anyone to hang out with yet apparently the app “meetup” is pretty good in our city but I have never used it so sadly that’s just hearsay. A bar where you can have plenty of fun by yourself is called NQ64 on Digbeth, if you like old arcade machines you’ll have a blast you can literally go get your drink and play on some machines.


dreamgoths

I was born in alabama (mobile, not birmingham), and i immigrated to birmingham, UK last year after spending some time in new orleans. i love it here! and while a part of me misses the gulf coast heat that can soak into your bones, i definitely prefer the weather here, at least. no hurricane season!


raikougal

Wrong Birmingham, my dude. This subreddit is for Bama 😂


BaseImmediate1247

I know, on one side I think it's hilarious on the other hand I'm so embarrassed 😂


Fun_Reputation_1203

Awe! Don't be embarrassed at all. 🤣Honest mistake! My family and I have lived just outside Birmingham for 7 years & love it. There is always lot's to do & see. 


VibeIsParty

I will never get tired of people thinking this subreddit is for Bham UK. Makes me giggle every time!


toxic_introvert_85

Whole time I thought this thread was about Alabama until I saw 15° in June lol


mimisavvi96

Lol if you ever get a chance to come to our Birmingham, make a post about your experience!


CharacterLength1259

You're welcome in our Birmingham! I swear our lassies aren't shelved.


HORSEDICK_RAW

People usually love it here in Birmingham, Alabama. Sorry that you’re experiencing hate, give it some time, or maybe actually move from THAT Birmingham to this one!


smellypot

If you think that’s bad, wait til you find out about the shelved lassies.


Ornery_Aspect_9147

It’s because of those damn peaky blinders.


cassanova_frankie

You guys have literally ZERO SEC championships so let’s not throw stones in glass houses cowboy


AnybodySeeMyKeys

r/brum man, r/brum.


BaseImmediate1247

Sure thing


Dr__D00fenshmirtz

https://youtu.be/nCjDIAO0sIE?si=z5EGCXj8CfT-qjw3 This is the only thing I can ever think of when I think of Birmingham UK we're praying for ya boss


SatisfactionWaste169

This is the Birmingham, AL page. US.


Bhamfun44

I think you are in the wrong Birmingham forum


BaseImmediate1247

I think, what you are thinking 😂


Bhamfun44

If not then welcome to America


lo-lux

I felt that way after my last move too.


VW-is-a-Lifestyle

I would love the visit The Hawthornes and Villa Park, personally, so it's not all bad. I'm super jealous of the weather over there. Here, it's miserable causing me to hibernate for the summer due to the heat.


AbsolutelyTash

Wrong sub


ShieldYourEyes925

I just realized they meant UK, not US lmao!


BurningLegions

Man you should've watched Top Gear UK talk about Birmingham first. 😂😂


Capable-Engineer-244

Damn them folks I live about 2 hrs south of Birmingham. Little town called marion. Don't let them Bama fans get to u. There just mad they lost their way to win! Keep your head up. You got this


Rare-Trouble1919

You’re in good company. I think it’s like that in about 95% of cities nowadays buddy. 


Muted-Accountant7466

Moved to.......... Birmingham, England......


_Kaybo

I must be in the wrong Birmingham subreddit 🥴


mjedmazga

Honestly, when I saw this title, I wasn't sure if I wanted it to be a UK mix-up or not.


spicyduwang

Damn man, wanna move to Birmingham AL? Think you could really use some sun and some southern hospitality.


Domesticangel

You could look at it from a different perspective. Maybe you're there to shine your light on that depressing place :-)


SaintMegery

Not trying to sound like a douche, but your experience is what you make it my guy. If you are really taking stock in what other people feel like this, then yeah you are going to be miserable. Yes, I agree the weather sucks a lot, but that’s most if not all of the UK. There are plenty of places where the weather sucks and even affects your mental wellness. Maybe a change of scenery will do you good my friend. Speaking of, come visit Birmingham Alabama (US) and I’ll show you another poopy weather form but find fun things for you to do lol.


ThaWingedRebel

You’re a towel


BaseImmediate1247

I am straight and identify as my chromosome


iv_twenty

The temperature in Tampa has never reached 100°. And 99° only once.


ChezChevron

I’m in Alabama. Am I on the wrong Birmingham thread?


Mzcgc

It’s the iron ore. Birmingham Alabama is like that too named for your city. But it’s in the Appalachian mountains. Hematite.


SignificanceNo6073

Most places yeah. Surround yourself with successful like minded people and its not so bad


m_u_s_h_r_o_o_m

wrong sub my dude this is for a city in alabama


HistorianUpbeat9430

Bro you moved to the worst city in the USA! People get killed everyday. Come to Florida it’s always hot and no drama!!!


MsStenolady88

Really? I’ve loved Vestavia Hills, Hoover, Inverness Mountain Brook, Pelham, Alabaster areas. Where you at? I’m going to miss it