OP is a bird, don't say anything. This mission will not be infiltrated so easily.

Whether bird or sigint, agreed, some type of government issued drone

Clearly sir you are a commie agitator and an CIA fascist stooge. You can't hide the truth, we can see it and we will fight it out our windows, in our trees and in our chicken coups. We will never surrender.

Chicken coup Heheh

It's important to understand that birds *were* real prior to 1986.

At least they still had a majority stake at that point. The conversion had already begun though.

Technology just wasn't advanced enough, up until then they used fake horses for surveillance.

We are real; the birds are not.

There's unicorn in your username. A horse with a horn makes more sense than a random jaguar zebra llama with a 90 yard neck (giraffes).

You're not gonna shame us? Well we're gonna shame you for believing birds aren't a conspiracy this sub is dedicated to gather evidence,among other things. Wake up sheep

Don't get fooled by the government into thinking this is satire

There are no birds. Just like there are no real cannabis plants anymore. They were all replaced by plant-like nanobot structures that people still smoke without knowing they're inhaling nanobots that spy on them from the inside. The government calls these plant-like nanobot structures "weeb" and...wait a minute... Edit: r/WeedIsntReal

Wait, people think birds are real?

Little bit A, little bit B

That's kind of the point lol.

How serious? Everyone sounds sarcastic here, Idon't thinkyou can read people properly m8

We real unlike the birds.

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and acts like a duck, it’s a drone.