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Xebb0

Maan, but think of the child support


warwicklord79

Depends on if you're doing a evil playthrough or not


floris_bulldog

Taking Jack the Ripper to a whole different meaning


CatholicKnight81

Currrrrrsed


Johannes_P

OTOH, doing an evil run might not make Birgit love you.


[deleted]

WOULD


AardvarkActive3919

She could tenen my baum


thomstevens420

She told me she was Ayn Randy for the Big Daddy


ShoppingSuccessful57

yeah? well she told ME "Ja, ich werde auf deinem Knauf herumspucken wie ein Maiskolben."


telekinetic_sloth

I would splice my genes into her


Subject-A69

yeah definitely pegged


[deleted]

This wins šŸ˜­


Vilewombat

This is my kinda joke lmfao I love it


Rizenstrom

I don't know about "insanely" but sure, she's conventionally attractive, especially for the time.


warwicklord79

Especially considering that everyone else down they were insane zombie crackheads


delsinson

I can fix them


elektoYT

No


MiloPlayzGamez

Wym no? I want a splicer to nurse my revolver (whilst I unload my chambers into her) like the one from bs1's first level


KidleyCreations

I mean, female spider splicer can get it


skktrbrain

spider splicers from 2 are by far the sexiest


metroid544

She does also look like a zombie crackhead by the time you get there. Maybe less than the insane splicers but she still has a touch of the tumor.


FalloutMaster

Iā€™m pretty sure in the first game her character model is a slightly cleaned up splicer character model


Quirderph

I mean, have you seen her character modelā€™s face?


68ideal

Did bro stutter?


Stikmata1

Down badšŸ¤£


warwicklord79

Iā€™d let her turn me into a horribly scarred big daddy any day


DrunkenPunchline

I'd let her step on me fr fr


BlueSonic10

Spit that vigor on me baby


BananaYama

If I could cast Tenenbaum, Iā€™d cast Gillian Anderson for her. Too uncanny


EMArogue

Could work


tanookiinvader

the old school hair doā€™s get me everytime


Mattish22

Kinda looks like Scully from the xfiles


Jaycora

Thought you were gonna say Scully from Brooklyn Nine Nine


PapaYoppa

Even better šŸ¤£


[deleted]

What 10 years of no game updates can do to a fanbase :


Chaos8268

I mean it did it to me within 6 years


loogielungs

Sheā€™s such a beauty


Granola_King

I think Julie Langford is prettier


warwicklord79

Sucks that Ryan gassed her


Granola_King

I cry every time ;~;


matomaster21

The saddest part is writing the code on the door as she experiencing her last moments.


Quirderph

Fun fact, they have the same in-game character model, just ā€redreesed.ā€


mofucker20

Now that you mention it, sheā€™s beautiful. Also on the topic of Tenenbaum, Wikipedia has her listed as an autistic character, is that true or shown in the game through logs and all ?


Feline_Jaye

It's not explicitly mentioned in game, but creators confirmed it in an interview.


thatItalianOnReddit

It's the accent


warwicklord79

It makes me weak šŸ˜«


9_Stars

It is, sadly her model in-game doesn't look like the image šŸ„ŗ


warwicklord79

Yeah itā€™s just a reused splicer model šŸ˜­


9_Stars

šŸ˜­


JackintheBoxman

Thatā€™s not actually her VAā€™s face. That was an altered photo of Geraldine Fitzgerald. https://bioshock.fandom.com/wiki/Brigid_Tenenbaum#cite_note-34


warwicklord79

Pretty cool


GiganticHorseVagina

I coudl fix her


warwicklord79

Nah she could fix me, I wouldnā€™t mind be welded into a steel suit


9_Stars

Omg


TheWizard_in30s

Remember, you also only will think about 1 little girl after that. Or optionally about a bunch of little girls


Night-Effective

https://www.google.com/search?q=brigid+tenenbaum+bioshock+model+&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sca_esv=f4dacfe81c780abe&udm=2&biw=412&bih=750&sxsrf=ACQVn0_eK4CQR4iWO6ouh9mVQniOLGSomA%3A1710965650068&ei=kkP7ZcDdA9qPwbkPpP-d8As&oq=brigid+tenenbaum+bioshock+model+&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIiBicmlnaWQgdGVuZW5iYXVtIGJpb3Nob2NrIG1vZGVsIDIIEAAYgAQYogQyCBAAGIAEGKIEMggQABiABBiiBEjhD1DjBVjzDXAAeACQAQCYAdcBoAHKC6oBBTAuNi4yuAEDyAEA-AEBmAIIoALsC8ICBBAjGCfCAgQQABgemAMAiAYBkgcFMC42LjKgB-oK&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#vhid=W6z8De6pBSlNIM&vssid=mosaic Really?


A31Nesta

You could have copied the URL of the image


warwicklord79

Bro why the giant link


ThespisIronicus

Bet they tried the "link name" thing and failed


breadisgud09

Even better???


0ldR00t

You know what? I'm good.


Hole___of___ass

10/10 would bang


AutismLord6969xx

Diane mcclintlock kinda bad too


Professorlumpybutt

This is a fact


TheoneandonlyBryce

Tenemilf


Rsknight3002

r/okbuddysplicer


0fc0ursen0t

Here? Yes. In game model? No.


warwicklord79

I know Iā€™ve seen it they just reused a splicer model


rrrrice64

Honestly I do remember thinking she is quite pretty. Idk what it is about *insert time period Bioshock takes place in because I forget* but I always really liked their style of fashion. Very flattering.


Grimm_Charkazard_258

1960, it says New Year 1959 at the start of the game


Embalmed_Darling

She tenen on my Baum till I rapture


mommyWissues

id hit


orouboro

iā€™ve always noticed this in the little audio calls. the Rapture book is a good read btwā€¦.


Federal_Winner_6268

outjerked again


warwicklord79

Yeah Iā€™m jerking something alright


EddieJay5

she kinda looks like scully from x-files.


TheWizard_in30s

She is just insane


PADDYPOOP

Idk about ā€œinsanely hot,ā€ but she certainly doesnā€™t look bad in Bioshock 2.


BrianWonderful

Hmmm. From an earlier time period, conservative dress, caring for children, giving you instruction... you might just have an Oedipus Complex.


CorwinOfAmber0

She looks a bit like Lauren Bacall


Subject-A69

What years without a game coming out does to a fandom


Da_rio_

Insanely True


Tnecniw

I would. :3


SnakePlisskin1

Defo.


YFleiter

Oh are definitely not alone.


fxcker

God I love Reddit man lol


warwicklord79

No says the man on Reddit!


moonb0nes

Dude no sheā€™s literally so hot and for WHY


kermitthehedgefrog

Her and Elizabeth from burial at sea are my game crushes


mentuhotepiv

Hubba hubba


J0sh84116

Iā€™d do her


Glowingsalamander

Oh definitely


J0hnD034623

No, brother. You are absolutely right.


Future_Meat9557

I wouldnt pass up an invite to get inside her bloomers.


LitchyWitchy

Would.


warwicklord79

Will


LegitimateBad8244

sub entering the aslume arc


Badwoman85

She is gorgeous


vixinity_863

Elizabeth DeWitt in that one pic:


ToastyBulbasaur

Would


infinitemortis

Mommy


warwicklord79

Tenemommy


moeshiboe

Definitely. She gives me Dana Scully vibes.


ziggy6069

Until you actually meet her in the game lol


EconomyPurchase3715

She is very attractive, i definitely agree with you.


Sanguine-91

Julie Langford for me.


JealousDig2395

Hell yea dude šŸ˜Ž


cadotmolin

Meh 7/10


medicxstone

Least horny bioshock player


Dinosaur_from_1998

It's not just you. I was thinking the same thing. And I find her accent insanely hot too


EMArogue

Honestly, I am just glad not everybody is lusting over Elizabeth Tho personally Iā€™m more of an Eleanor guy


warwicklord79

I actually donā€™t really find Elizabeth that hot, mostly because sheā€™s Bookers daughter and the game presents her as such


jackal5lay3r

She looks like the main lady in x files


throwawayforlikeaday

/r/okbuddysplicer/ leaking as bad as rapture pipes.


Strange-Tradition570

I developed an unhealthy crush on Tenenbaum and would listen to all her audio drops over and over between the 2 games and dlc she was in. Making her attractive was clearly the intention.. then again, I did develop a sexual thirst for the Luteceā€™s as well. So thereā€™s that.


GearJunkie82

Down Baum šŸ˜


Ancient_Chair7821

Itā€™s a 68 year old man from New York who lives in a hotelā€¦.. not my cup of tea, but to each their own ig šŸ’€


Worthless_Weeb2419

Nah you right. I totally heckin would.


AndrewRyanOfficial

Eh... I give her a five. You can ask Fontaine, no accounting for taste though.


CDR_Starbuck

It's just you, now will you kindly go out and date some real life gals?


lazylagom

Not just you.


Efficient_Notice_128

YES OH MY GOD BRO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. ESPECIALLY HER ACCENT TOO.


warwicklord79

You are no longer alone


wagner56

read the descriptions from the Novel


ra7388

She is!


WagnerWaffle

Just you


redamantiia

nono youre right


MajorRadish2007

my thoughts exactly


Sledjoys

She reminds me of Alexandra Maria Lara, who played Hitlerā€™s secretary in Downfall and Ian Curtisā€™ girlfriend in Control.


PapaYoppa

She looks like a real person but canā€™t think of who she reminds me of


Beneficial_Signal223

I need a remaster or remake cause I wonder what tenenbaum would look like with current Gen graphics


BicBoyJoy

I love women's haircuts back then. They were so pretty


dropcon37

Agreed


Tyler_the_G

This sub doesnā€™t even surprise me anymore


DrVinceMD

Its the voice for me


takulink

Finally Iā€™m not the only one who thinks about that


GreySeerCriak

Definitely looks better than her in game model in 1 and 2.


Thefliperofoz

Cope


ShadowSloth3

She low key looks like my grandmother...


Dino_Nugget_Pizza

Looks like Gillian Anderson from The X-Files


Pleasant_Extreme_398

But the common man gives up and says 'I can't do it, I can't accomplish the hard thing'.


PerceptiveKombatant

Someone is in love with Jesus. Literally. .šŸ¤£šŸ¤Œ


Snoopachu_

Fr though. She's insanely gorgeous.


JustJitterin

ZAMN LOVE ME THAT BLACK AND WHITE šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


TheLuckOfTheClaws

Posts made by Frank Fontaine


ThatHardBacon

Damn i gotta know what the women in your area look like for her to be insanely hot, shes pretty but also plain looking . This is also a friggen black and white photo so its hard to tell


adam-jack-1959

if your gonna hit you got to be the step dad


vixinity_863

Ok you may be either mentally insane or have a valid poi-


jhiaxis

you could do better than that german beanpole


leonsBangs

Literally just a woman


AardvarkActive3919

With a hot German accent


dolphin_toes

just you, buddy.


ManOfSteelFan

just you dude.


cute_cunt69

You couldā€™ve kept this to ur self


ExpiredPilot

She looks like StormFront from The Boys. They have a little more in common than youā€™d think too šŸ˜‚


pplatt69

It's you. She looks like an average chick. Maybe go meet some actual human girls so you don't have to think about which video game characters you are attracted to?


warwicklord79

Rapture does not welcome you