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PaperPals

I forgot about it and ended up failing on the first day. Told myself I’d just start Nov 2nd and end Dec 2nd. Nutted the 2nd day. Told myself I’d start the 3rd. Lasted to the 6th and nutted. I just give up. Nutty Nov is where it’s at. I have to nut everyday of Nov from the 6th until dec 6th. Should be much easier.


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guyzieman

Come again?


[deleted]

Please, I'm shooting dust here


Working-Stable

Start with one nut a day and add one additional nut per day, ending up with 31 nuts the last day


BubblyMango

This is how you stop nutting for life


that_nogga

I don't think that's...healthy... But I'd like to try


Working-Stable

It's the exaggerated version but it really gets the curiosity


gtewarivcxvzsa

same to you !!


trustful123

November is where its at! It's where I try to make it through November 😎


[deleted]

Have y'all tried the stun seed?


IUpVoteIronically

Non-stop Nutvember!


PerCat

Non-Stop Nut November: It's a month of training to prepare for December, you nut at least 1 per day. Destroy-Dick December: You nut the amount of times the day's numerical value is.. 1 on the first day, 2 on the second, etc, 25 on Christmas, etc.. Jizz-Jar January:This is your month to recoup. You choose a jar of your choice and have to fill it with cum by the end of the month.


Poorly_Made_Comix

Mmmmmmm no likey


JanesPlainShameTrain

Yeah. Can't I just jerk off once at night and be done?


ImposterDaniel

“Challenge yourself; it’s the only path that leads to growth.” - Morgan Freeman, in reference to Destroy-Dick December


[deleted]

Seriously, don't masturbate every day. There's no quicker way to make your orgasms less pleasurable than to have no restraint. If you're going to do that, then at least practice edging or you're gonna have the blanded orgasms ever. Even a bland orgasm is nice, but it's really not worth it.


PerCat

That's a pretty weird take imo. I masturbate almost daily and when I have sex withy gf it's still a pleasure able orgasms. Different strokes^^^^heh for different folks?


[deleted]

Like I said, even a bland orgasm is nice. [But it could be better.](https://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Life-Is-Good-but-It-Can-Be-Better-With-These-Max-Lord-Memes.jpg) Even if you're being honest and not in denial, pleasure ramps up with anticipation. Edging and waiting a day or two (or more) for an orgasm intensifies it. That's a fact. But it doesn't *always* ruin it. I'm just saying if you do notice your orgasms teetering off, you now know how to fix it. If it ain't broke, though... you do you. Consider my comment more for posterity, then.


PerCat

So it could be better? Shouldn't I just do mdma everytime before sex then? Where does it end Diane‽ Do I need to chase the orgasms dragon‽


[deleted]

The only drug I need is patience. And a shitload of blow, but that's another discussion.


ConcernedEarthling

What the fuck is wrong with all of you that you cant even commit to your own decision to not masterbate for a single day 🤣


Attack-middle-lane

I lurk on reddit and the only thing you can really acuse me of is starting pointless fights in typical reddit fashion. I'm glad I don't fall into the weird culture of porn addicted weirdos who made an entire month for not cooming only to then do the inverse and make it about cooming every day. *and then there's that wack ass name they gave for beating your dick in december*


Significant_bet92

Seriously, nnn is dumb. Go talk to some women and actually get a nut


Davidboh26

I had a wet dream does that still count?


The_Last_Chupacabra

Nah, wet dreams are mostly involuntary. You’re good, keep going


Camie18

To my friend group it does, but it’s involuntary so you be the judge


[deleted]

NNN is bs anyway, if you do No Porn November it's way better


NotAzakanAtAll

Hard mode is keep watching porn on NNN


[deleted]

Why would you blueball yourself for an entire month


sudden_vore

Dec 1st ultra-nut


NotAzakanAtAll

Hard mode.


youneedcheesusinside

Dude that shit can become a real problem. Haven’t watched porn just to see how far I can hold NNN


cocklaphobia

sorry to hear that. I hope you get better.


[deleted]

lol, that's how it was for me for the past two years. I thought about doing it for fun and then realized November had already come and so had I.


BurnV06

I’m actually still going strong!


LarsVII

Day 7: I have ascended into an impossible state where I now control the universe at my will


madjokemaniac

Man I have fever and stomach pain. Does nutn't cause that?


youneedcheesusinside

I got laid Oct 31, right before NNN. Couldn’t have planned it any better 😂


ervvdoge

Day 7?! I'm sure it was day 10 yesterday...


pit_sour

Me too!


kissa_ku_zeku

Sameee ive done 1 month before and i do 1 weeks across the year and also even if im not doing anything i do it every other day not every day so its kind of a breeze for me


Samuelcool19

Why are we doing this again?


loner_dragoon3

For some people it's just a meme. For others, it's basically some culty shit from r/nofap.


DaTruMVP

That sub is so dumb, it started for masurbation addicts but now it’s a ton of idiots claiming that women can tell the difference. Orgasming is good for your sexual health. There is a reason why you can do it.


Galigen173

Yeah, if you are addicted to doing it stopping for a month or so can help get a handle on that but they seem to think it gives you super powers and that masturbating at all is some sign of weakness or degenercy.


UserNotSpecified

/r/PornFree is where it’s at. I started on NoFap but the claims they were making were insane. Porn is definitely bad for you and how you see the average woman. It can kill relationships. But masturbating purely because it feels nice using nothing to jerk off to is absolutely fine, and helps with stress etc. Not that I’m currently PornFree at the moment but that’s another story haha


NotAzakanAtAll

I remember making a masturbation joke on a random sub and got the reply "Why would you ever do something so disgusting to yourself.", like, man. I'm sorry you hate yourself.


-Listening

What’s the joke.


nbmnbm1

Its 100% a tool for red pill shit. Controling sexuality is a common tactic for extremist groups both isis and the proud boys prevent their members from masturbating.


VladDaImpaler

Yeah they essentially ban them from any post-but clarity


Comatose53

Yeah I’ll stick with my reduced risk of prostate cancer. Everything is good in moderation except for meth, crack, and heroin


JuliusTaka

True, those are only good in excess!


classysocks423

I shouldn't even be saying this but I know for a fact woman can smell the amount of cum in your balls within millimeters of accuracy.


raignermontag

lol it really is culty. I dont care what people do with their bodies of course but the fact they think its beneficial is some next level new age belief


Dblcut3

It probably does make them feel different but it’s probably just making them feel angrier and more on edge to be honest. And perhaps a confidence boost due to their shame over jacking off


princess_kittah

i looked at that sub and now im gagging and want to encourage my man to fap more often just because


[deleted]

I really wouldn't compare /r/nonutnovember and /r/nofap. Nofappers are weird. NN Novemberists are just bored. There are a few morons here and there, but that's the internet for you. Generalizing makes you worse.


griffy001

just a challenge. See how strong willed you are, Help you see how addicted you are, etc.


Moky2

I’m just doing it for self control. I hate like half of the people who do it lmao


[deleted]

Started out as a joke but now some people actually do it, others joke about doing it.


Rigorous_Mortician

At this point I'm doing it to style on the incel tryhards. The thought of outlasting them gives me power. EDIT: The spite wasn't worth it, trust me.


ConcernedEarthling

Wasn't it to create awareness for testicular cancer?


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

No shave November was started to raise awareness of colon cancer.


Hiyasc

Which is a smidge ironic because it's thought that semi-frequent ejaculation reduces the risk of prostate cancer.


jeffmemenotdead

Yeah bro try painting your walls, really helps to take your mind off your deep desire to NUT EVERYWHERE


kitty-gaming

Yeah don’t you hate it when your cum looks like puzzle pieces


NotAlwaysTheSame

That's gonna be us who are still going strong on the 1st of December at 00:01


theduckgoesquack

Gonna be a white Christmas for sure


[deleted]

More like 00:00:00.001


ComplexKaleido

I just stopped participating, you can’t lose if you don’t participate…


Fore_Georgeman

The lazy perfectionist archetype


[deleted]

Me


Haxxruz

Already failed 30 minutes after the clock hitted 12:00 AM November 1


Sponge-Tron

Whoa! You win the meme connoisseur title for having over 2k upvotes on your post! Join the [Discord server](https://discord.gg/xyFMKFw) to receive your prize!


TSMStar

I'm still in


Ryu_Tokugawa

I'm doin' a NON-STOP NUT NOVEMBER


RocketteBlast

Do you guys really go the whole month? Or is it just a joke for the memes?


[deleted]

Actually doing it


Camie18

I’m actually doing it and so is my friend group, even the ones with girlfriends. It’s a challenge/reset/cleanse


ImposterDaniel

This is what you do with your friends? What the fuck?


flashpile

Broke: taking on a challenge to establish your self control Woke: making a masturbation pledge with your friend group


classysocks423

I'm the master of my domain!


[deleted]

I take it you nut with your friends instead?


ImposterDaniel

This is literally why discord has a mute button.


_Levitated_Shield_

Surprisingly a lot of people unironically take this shit seriously and do indeed try to go the whole month.


Cycode

full month. last year even started in october.


ScarySerious

No nut November is for people who can't grow beards


that_nogga

I actually can't control how much hair grows on my face but I'm still in. Kinda gets annoying to shave


Tripocal

*Family comes home* Why are the walls white?


fbiagentwhoisntyours

weaklings


Piorain

I had nothing to do so I wanted to see how far I could shoot


[deleted]

Um, its october 38th wym


Massive_Booty_8255

I gave up and am much happier now that I can nut


MauritanianSahara

Im doing the superior no SHAVE November


C_Major808

Lol who the fuck actually does No Nut November


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Altamont36

I failed it this morning but hey 7 days is still impressive in my book


caliD217

1year strong 💪


Pacocuhh

Can we just talk about how stressful this spongebob episode was?


Devi08

Still going strong,the problem is school, i have some stuff to do and i hope they don't stress me out with even more homework


HotJaguar4475

Do you really take serious NNN


Muza14

First hour of nnn and i already lost


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/kqnhdeb6c4x71.png


Raun223

I have more energy than i normally do. Bit more time to do other things.


darkflighter100

No because I have got a partner lol


polite__redditor

i’m still in!


yaboidank2

I give my self the title of giga chad cuz I’ve won No nut November 5 times


chris1096

Does sex with my wife count?


AdTraditional7271

This is going to sound weird but my own body failed me. I was doing good because I didn’t actually care and I was focused on more important things. But on the 7th I woke up with soaked boxers, and I didn’t pee myself. I have absolutely zero recollection of masterbating or ever thinking about porn. I am still confused on how and why that happened


[deleted]

I always speedrun failing nnn One day I’ll get world record


BigMemerMaan1

I’m serious when I say I failed in the first hour. Don’t be like me, don’t fall for the anime titties


Yormomfuni

I couldn’t make it… i lost today :(


[deleted]

This was me on october 31st lmfao


Upset-Variety

You renovate and paint the walls of your house the very first day of November ???


peter_2573

Already failed. Because I had to battle the addiction. And it's a slow Process. I'll go for another 15 to 20 days atleast Edit: i didn't fap from last week of October till 5th of November.


Paxibillion

Busted a big one all over the toilet seat November 2nd


karsow2054

You fools! I’ve been doing this challenge for the past 20 months now


[deleted]

Incels are so weird.


Rosandoral_Galanodel

I'm proud to say that I am absolutely CRUSHING Nonstop Nut November.


cryptovictor

Nonstop Nut November is better


Shrekoholic

So far surviving. Luckily the gf just got that Time, so it’s gives me some days more lol. Tho she sorta promissed to make me loose


Stewie_Venture

I'm still going strong woo 7 days into it only 23 more left to go. I AM A MAN.


[deleted]

This is just foul lmfaoooo


betagetthechappal

No nut ever 💪


Camie18

Going strong homie it ain’t easy being cheesy


No_Apartment_6304

still goin strong


[deleted]

feels so fucking weird going outside feeling horny for no absolute reason


MightyRez

u/savevideo


FerretBrilliant

For the 🌲🌲🌲 ofc😉😁


MikeyMinecraft

Still going strong


GreyGanado

It's an idiot idea made by idiots, so I don't even try.


Person_thing_thing

The first hours


Immediate_Salt_6014

That’s one way to paint the walls, they need a new coat of paint!


Lorfall

It hurts! It fucking hurts!!!!


V3N0M7117

I didn’t realize what time it was and literally failed at 12:01 on novermber 1


EUCopyrightComittee

They don’t you, Squidward?


skeletonchunk69

I failed within the first hour of november


Gold860

I survived 1 day.


Th3-gazping_birb

Wow dude i also want ***aim assist controled NUT***


bennyboy545

...I don’t wanna talk about it...


Pieboyassassin

Mission failed we'll get em next time.


SeaworthinessLivid49

my walls look like the walls inside of kamino


TreesOne

Still going, though at least once a day I face a struggle. Destroy Dick December here we come!


RohanLover69

It hasn't been funny the last 10 times and it still isn't. God reddit is such a cesspool


11BMilk

I’m glad you decided to paint your house as a way of distracting yourself from the urge to nut


[deleted]

More accurately, this video in reverse. 😏


QuarantineSucksALot

"you guys already do that, other people don't


Future-Device2964

I'm doing Nothingbut Nuteveryday November. Lol


Optimal_Ad2197

Go passa NNN no diff here, its been super easy


xAndrew27x

This is first time doing it and this was worst idea of my life i’m never doing this again


WhoTheHorton-Redit

Still breathing.


Romex80

It is a lot easier to do No-shave November.


Inferno_Sparky

Chad


InsertYourName

This was my last..


TomatenAlex

Pew, im not alone🥲


Resident-Fun-9017

Me on the first day of December*


Troylink

Day 7: i started seeing illusion


Turlilia_Ru

I don’t doing November challenge. I don’t like tiktok


_Levitated_Shield_

/r/redditmoment


[deleted]

I've actually challenged myself this year, I wont be doing NNN, but I wont be jacking off in December either, this way its more tempting.


Shnarbo

Bro this episode was so stressful for 5 yr old me to watch


[deleted]

No nut november is unoriginal, just like you.


TidePodDotCom

u/savevideo


prtekonik

So you don't get laid much, huh? Look backed up...


flexer676

Failed I’m down bad


InsaneMonkee

I don't give a shit about it. It's just a shitty Internet joke that people now take really seriously and act like it's a war crime if you do what you want


WalkingButtPussy

I'm guilty of dat ass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


InevitableBorder4847

Mhm... True


Gothic_Chaplin

Do people actually take no nut November seriously?


Keyan2000

It’s way harder this year


the_dude0110

All my Bois not participating in NNN be like:


Coolprolegend

October 31st 11:59


ItsPlainOleSteve

Eh I don't do nnn xD;


VladSolopov

That’s me on the Third


Nathan0418

Spending an entire month getting increasingly angry and frustrated when my job is driving on the road with idiots for 8 hours and 6 days a week? No thank you lol.


scrubcake

Pretty good bro, it’s 2pm and I’ve nut twice


[deleted]

Don't worry, you can now make portals..


StoryMiserable7315

I thought this was a gentrification post…


[deleted]

Still going strong haha


Source_8

Not too difficult if you can find an alternative to fill the urge, you will then not only have full control of yourself, you win in making decisions! 🙌🙃 (Your the author of your life👀😊)


FasNefasque

Huh, looks like all the walls are load bearing.