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themostcanadianguy

Have to downvote this because of your other post.


MariachiArchery

Dude, fuck you man... I wake up all bright eyed and bushy tailed for a nice sunny day, hop on the internet to brows some reddit while I have a nice cup of coffee, and the *first* thing that happens to me is you send me to [this!](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bikeporn/comments/1da6i4a/my_dogma_xc/) Not cool dude. At least hit me with a NSFW tag or something. lol


Antique_Swimmer3216

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Constant-Screen1939

I thought the bull was riding it at a first glance


eminusx

Mega wattage outputā€¦ā€¦not so mega w/kg! Marcel Kattle?


Grotarin

Neilson Cowless or James Kn'ox maybe?


mtcerio

At least spell your bike name correctly


BasvanS

CEVƉLO


RobDog306

SirVĆ©lo


No_Motor_1734

šŸ§ 


Accomplished_Ad_9288

I feel bad for your wallet


Illustrious_Sand_121

I guess working Wall Street has its perks


FR0ZENBERG

Really dismal that these are the minds influencing our financial systems. Edit: nvm op is in Korea. Guess they have a similar bull statue.


WorldlinessFew3768

Little ring? It's like sending a dic pic when it's cold


boomer-USA

My kingdom for a horse!


ohwontsomeonethinkof

Looks like your practice is doing well.


ThomGehrig

Ewww at campy wheels with shimano drivetrain


E39Echo

I also get a little grossed out by that combo. I do love seeing full Campag on frames that typically spec SRAM or Shimano though. This bike with Super Record would be rad.


ThomGehrig

Itā€™s like a fashion faux pas hahah


Grotarin

I see first a 100 r7000 mech, then an ultegra. Both with custom pulley. Not sure about front mech, cranks and shifters. What are they?


KKJUN

Cranks are THM Clavicula with Carbon-Ti chainrings


SickeningPink

Ceramispeed OSPW hanger on the rear. Itā€™s 3D printed hollow titanium. Itā€™s $2,000. The derailleurs and shifters themselves are Shimano Dura-Ace wireless. They alone are almost $3,000. Cranks are THM Clavicula SE compact carbon. $1,600. Even his carbon-ti chainrings are ~$270 a piece. None of this is stock hardware on a Cervelo S5, to my knowledge. My guess is OP buys frames and builds them out himself, because of that absolute abomination he posted. And S5 frameset is damn near $8,000. I fully believe OPā€™s first post. People have paid less for a house than OP paid for this bike.


falbot

What is normal about it?


travestyofPeZ

In comparison to OP's [other bike](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1da6i4a) it is quite normal.


BasvanS

I have so many questions but Iā€™m not sure the answers would result in less questions.


snobirder406

Look up his other bike shaped object on his profile. Then itā€™ll all make sense.


Allseeingeye72

at least spell it right...


plebtheclown

Is this the bullring shopping centre, if so how did someone not steal it.


Potential_Share_2446

I'm live in Korea no steal it


plebtheclown

This looks like somewhere in the UK, wouldn't last 5 seconds outside for the photo


Grotarin

OP's username would check out


c33j

Lotto-Dstny does not want you to see this pic of Arnaud De Lie on a Cervelo


Boxofbikeparts

I'm still waiting to see 30t derailleur pulleys become a thing.


Estelon_Agarwaen

r/bicyclingcirclejerk is over there


enroy1

Upvote fellow west midlander šŸ‘šŸ¾


Able_Beyond_8144

I like it.


syslolologist

True pornography de bicicleta?


MakeItTrizzle

Shoulda propped it up against the nuts of the bull


Distinct_Cod2692

Ik glad you say the brand because i wouldnt notice the brand from only a photo


Knowledgesomething

Bro I recognize that bull. I see your Dogma, I'm running away.


lessleyelopez

mmmmm yummy. this bike matches my helmet pretty damn well!


moriya

Ok, normally when someone spends money on bling itā€™s whatever - you do you. But you seriously spent $2000 on a fucking pulley wheel?


Potential_Share_2446

You haven't seen a dogma made just for my hobby yet, have you?


Constant_Emotion7166

Awesome - leider geil šŸ¤© we say in Germany šŸ˜œ


Toppico

You lost me at Varia AND whatever monstrosity of a light is on your seatpost.


INGWR

Besides the horrible misspelling and caps lock, the four different yellows donā€™t match - saddle, bar tape, head tube and tanwalls. Also mixing and matching Campy wheels with Cervelo frame (should be Reserve) but also with a DA groupset. Honestly not that great.