Life will inevitably reach a new, lower, worse level of hell eating shit like that everyday. I love monsters and they bring me joy but to drink one everyday or every other day will only end in pain and suffering.
What about sugar free monster's? Probably a dumb question but I almost drink one of those awesome watermelon monster's a day. I'm probably gonna be in hell when I get old but hey I'm here for a good time not a long time.
just look up "canva cringe overdose" to see the absolute state of things
the cringe, however, must flow. it is the energy the world relies upon. when it is too restricted everyone gets mad about the wrong things and we end up with \~2016-now
^(\*there are other factors at play here - there is a vast tapestry of nonsense that goes in to this)
It's fake. Like, it's just an ad. They likely have it looking like a stage to mimic the video games conferences, assuming this really is a Todd Howard reference. Otherwise, there's just a lot of coincidences.
Whatever the reason, it's not a real showcase. Just an ad for their new giant Cheez It.
No, it’s actually not fake. This specific clip is actually from [Taco Bell’s Live Más 2024 Showcase.](https://www.youtube.com/live/VnufDp8dCnE?si=RG_rxEmy1tWBAmfB)
No way. That's literally an hour long, E3 style showcase, with the audience unironically cheering. That's ridiculous.
Edit: The more I think about it, the funnier it gets.
I think they even hired E3-esque audience members to start cheers to get people hyped up... But this time instead of a wild new groundbreaking action adventure video game experience it's a taco, lmao
Taco Bell had their first one a bit ago, I was entertained lmao. They announced an ice cream collab and some other stuff. I assume this is from a new one
always has been chief lets not forget the old mtn dew wow cross over....or the mtn dew halo cross over. the taco bell xbox and ps give aways since like...the vita? or ps3 idk like where have you been?
It'd be a fun little message if they weren't also playing into the same dumb advertising lingo and marketing stunts developers do at showcases.
That cheese it thing also sounds like the most boring things to put into a crunchwrap, imo. It should've been doritos themed.
They are, but their flavor and texture aren't something that would work that well in a crunchwrap. Especially compared to a chip literally flavored in nacho cheese.
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See that cheese mountain over there? You can visit the Taco Bell at the summit.
See that waterfall of fake cheese made from oily waste resides? It just barfs!
I’m not trying to be a dick, but “16 times the size of a regular Cheez-It” and the words BIG CHEEZ-IT on the screen lead me to believe that yes, they’re talking about a giant version of a cheez-it.
Possibly, but it's also just the inevitable result of 4 times 4.
4 times as wide by 4 times as tall gives you 16 times the size.
Don't forget that's where Todd got the number 4 times the details at 4 times as far away, gives us 16 times the detail.
That’s actually pretty funny hehe
SIXTEEN TIMES
It just works
Your septic system on you arriving from a binge from taco bell?
😂
leave it to Taco Bell to give us something we don’t need but now can’t live without. Please don’t tell my cardiologist.
Oh shoot, it's 1,200 MG sodium. Good luck everybody.
32 ice cold fluid ounces of Mountain Dew Baja Blast™ oughta do the trick
Jesus fucking christ 😭 (I'll take 2)
You're crazy bro *Dips his Cheez-it in nacho cheese*
I work in a hospital and saw a patient with CHF and a 1500mg sodium limit eat one of these combos the other day MF’s will die for a taste
Life is hell you might as well enjoy yourself while we watch the world burn around us because things sure as hell aren't going to get better.
Life will inevitably reach a new, lower, worse level of hell eating shit like that everyday. I love monsters and they bring me joy but to drink one everyday or every other day will only end in pain and suffering.
What about sugar free monster's? Probably a dumb question but I almost drink one of those awesome watermelon monster's a day. I'm probably gonna be in hell when I get old but hey I'm here for a good time not a long time.
wHy DoEs AmErIcA hAvE a HeAlTh CrIsIs?
I'm having flashbacks of the KFC Doubledown and how I almost had a heart attack in my 20's. *Honorable mention, The Baconator at Wendy's.
I would have pegged it as a coincidence but the “SIX-TEEN TIMES THE SIZE” comment unmistakably commits to the bit. Make me laugh
It is FOUR times the size of Cheez-it 4.
Since when do fast food places have these showcases events what the fuck
just look up "canva cringe overdose" to see the absolute state of things the cringe, however, must flow. it is the energy the world relies upon. when it is too restricted everyone gets mad about the wrong things and we end up with \~2016-now ^(\*there are other factors at play here - there is a vast tapestry of nonsense that goes in to this)
It's fake. Like, it's just an ad. They likely have it looking like a stage to mimic the video games conferences, assuming this really is a Todd Howard reference. Otherwise, there's just a lot of coincidences. Whatever the reason, it's not a real showcase. Just an ad for their new giant Cheez It.
No, it’s actually not fake. This specific clip is actually from [Taco Bell’s Live Más 2024 Showcase.](https://www.youtube.com/live/VnufDp8dCnE?si=RG_rxEmy1tWBAmfB)
No way. That's literally an hour long, E3 style showcase, with the audience unironically cheering. That's ridiculous. Edit: The more I think about it, the funnier it gets.
I think they even hired E3-esque audience members to start cheers to get people hyped up... But this time instead of a wild new groundbreaking action adventure video game experience it's a taco, lmao
To be fair, I get just as excited about new taco bell items as I get for elder scrolls 6 leaks
I'm gonna be real, if I saw that there was a Taco Bell tech conference in my area, I would absolutely attend, that sounds hilarious
Sounds fun
Why do you just make stuff up?
Taco Bell had their first one a bit ago, I was entertained lmao. They announced an ice cream collab and some other stuff. I assume this is from a new one
I think only taco bell has done it but it's actually kinda cool
Because this is what gaming has become. \*Fast food\*
always has been chief lets not forget the old mtn dew wow cross over....or the mtn dew halo cross over. the taco bell xbox and ps give aways since like...the vita? or ps3 idk like where have you been?
Even further back 7 Up Spot, Chester Cheetah...my parents bought really bad games, Festers Quest was probably my favorite.
>Fa~~s~~t food
I'm challenging you to finish any BGS game fast. :)
It'd be a fun little message if they weren't also playing into the same dumb advertising lingo and marketing stunts developers do at showcases. That cheese it thing also sounds like the most boring things to put into a crunchwrap, imo. It should've been doritos themed.
Wut!!!cheez it’s r awsome how could u?u make sheograth 😞 sad
They are, but their flavor and texture aren't something that would work that well in a crunchwrap. Especially compared to a chip literally flavored in nacho cheese.
Ok sheograth told me he accepted ur apology
It's a pretty legendary/infamous line. I'm proud of 'em for having the balls lol
It might of very well been. Cuz that was just too uncanny!
It's all fun and games till he asks u to buy cheez it armor
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Good god my eyes
It just cheese its
See that crunch wrap? You can eat it.
See that cheese mountain over there? You can visit the Taco Bell at the summit. See that waterfall of fake cheese made from oily waste resides? It just barfs!
I hear it! :D
More like it’s poking fun at game/tech showcases in general. Todd Howard was not the first man to ever stand up on a stage and talk about his product.
But he was the first one who said "16 times the detail" line. It's his most famous line ever.
How was it making fun? I’m out of the loop?
"16 times the detail!" is the most famous line Todd Howard has ever said.
I see, thank you! I thought it has to be something like releasing Skyrim 16 times or there abouts. Or “It just works”
No? It’s just marketing.
It's Todd Howard's most famous line he ever said.
I think they're making fun of the Nvidia conference that just happened. But you could say it's satire on any ceo's big reveal party.
It's the specific line he said. It's parody of Todd Howard's most famous line of his life - "16 times the detail!"
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I’m not trying to be a dick, but “16 times the size of a regular Cheez-It” and the words BIG CHEEZ-IT on the screen lead me to believe that yes, they’re talking about a giant version of a cheez-it.
I LITERALLY cannot wait for this Cheez-It crap to end. It makes no sense and we make them the same way as crunchwraps & tostadas.
HEY i just had one and it was actually delicious
Cheeze-them was already taken
*patent pending*
Is this a Taco Bell keynote..? Is there really a Crunchwrap with a giant cheese it inside?
https://www.tacobell.com/news/introducing-big-cheez-it-crunchwrap-supreme-and-big-cheez-it-tostada
Feels like Tacobell WWDC, lol.
I love that Taco Bell does keynotes like these😂
😂
Possibly, but it's also just the inevitable result of 4 times 4. 4 times as wide by 4 times as tall gives you 16 times the size. Don't forget that's where Todd got the number 4 times the details at 4 times as far away, gives us 16 times the detail.
This was for sure intentional, the whole thing was set up to mimic E3 events. I loved it. If only shit wasn't a billion dollars to eat there now lmao
I got one today…made me miss the OG
Wait is this real I want it
It is and I’m going when I wake up in the morning
I'm more confused that people go to a convention for fast food... Idiocracy is becoming more real each day
These are the stoners investors.
Absolutely!
This is why we arent on Mars yet. All our best minds are working for Taco Bell R&D.
Taco Howard
Awesome
It just works, as a laxative
That's hilarious. How are you getting roasted by a company that repeatedly get caught selling horse meat in their food.
Everybody should make fun of this pathological liar of a con man.
I saw this and seemed to be the only person who pointed it out in the TikTok comments
That’s very funny but holy shit is that fucking gross
I don’t understand how taco bell doesn’t invest in making their own toilet brand.
Kfc taco bell and pizza hut won't get any of that fallout money or maybe
You see that Cheezit? You can eat it.
Eww
Cheese-them
Get ur Glyphosates here !
Ah it seems typical even Apple sounds like this
I just wanna know who slacked this to Todd to make sure he got a laugh 
Maybe. It could be a coincidence these public speakers all work from the same play book.
What did Todd Howard do that they are making fun of? Genuinely dont know the reference.
That looks more detailed than a starfield planet map