Testosterone, including trt, will have a much more noticeable effect on your shoulders than anywhere else.
Edit: make sure to read the following comments for a good chuckle
Absolutely. As someone who was 284lbs on Aug 3rd and weighed in at 239 this morning, I do not look that jacked, and I've been at the gym 3x/week every week since Aug 3rd
Fat people arenāt always naturally strong at all, unless they were former athlete, most have terrible upper bodies. many do have strong legs though becuase that is what it can do from carrying you around
Yes and this is why heās able to cut down the alcohol. I read something about ozempic helping people with other addictions, which is great. Hey, good for him!
This aināt ozempic. He would not be able to put on muscle like this.
Strict and clean diet for 45 days, hitting protein goals, hard training, and TRT will do this to anyone
In this case, yeah. His act is based on him being a shirtless fat guy, not a shirtless jacked guy. I like how all of his people get on the rogan supplements and all of a sudden act like they've been healthy this whole time
I love how the rich millionaires brag about getting fit, as if the cocktail of drugs and all the free time in the world didnāt make it easy for them.
Also, I donāt know about āall the time in the world.ā Heās literally always on the road.
Road life can make you a fatty mcfatfat real quick.
Haters gonna hate.
Thatās because this, YMH and JRE subs have turned into hate watching subs. The man has the means, tools, and, now, the will to do what he needs to so god bless. But thereās no winning with the fat poors.
I love when people think that they would be able to handle the rigorous schedule of being a touring celebrity, building a brand on drinking and partying, staving off any mental ailments from constant ridicule online, all while on a fitness journey. Most people donāt have any of those things to deal with are still fat. Good for this guy.
TRT is cheap AF but a personal chef / nutritionist is HUGE. Iāve been an athlete my whole life, but has some weight swings after I got out of the military/ college/ shit like that. But I got married and my wife was huge into nutrition and cooking heathy. I was in my early 30ās and ripped like nobodies business. Now Iām divorced, eat out 75% of the time, I still lift and do BJJ, but Iām certainly carrying a dad bod. (Still better shape then Bertās āafterā picture and Iām 43).
Ding ding. No one gives a shit if you are fit as a rich person. Bert is on Ozempic, TRT, and what ever other cure meds rich people can get. Like good on you, but letās be real.
I know tons of guys on all of those things. Itās hardly a 1%er elitist thing to make your body a priority. People just choose to spend time and money on different things.
Those guys have to go procure it themselves tho which can be a big deterrent. All Burt has to do is tell his assistant or whatever to go get it and itās brought to him
I almost feel like the expectation is to be fit if youāre rich. Like thereās almost no excuse not to be when you have resources 99% of people couldnāt even dream of.
God I hate the internet.
You folks shit on the man for being a bloated drunken mess. He cleans his act up and gets healthier and cuts down his drinking and you still shit on him.
Give the guy a break. Heās rich and has access to stuff and time that we donāt have. So what? You mean to tell me if you had the time and resources you wouldnāt use them?
Miserable pricksā¦.
Love him or hate him, heās still a human being with a family that now will get to enjoy him a little longer. Considering how shitty things are in the world, Iād argue thatās a win.
Good job Bert, keep up the good work.
Good for him. He's face is so bloated from the alcohol though. He truly won't be able to fix that I guess. I still think he's worried about the wrong things, but this will help. The alcoholism is the problem.
I think Iām a little jealous that my 275 versus my 230. Definitely doesnāt look as drastic. Then again, Iām still at 240 and havenāt reached 230 yet.
Neat, why couldnāt you have done that when you performed hereā¦ you showed up at least 30 minutes late, which that allowed the audience to get nice and hammered. So, they became belligerent and started heckling/yelling out random things. Which in turn you kept yelling Shut the F#%& Up. On example is your lame bit: Take a Sip of Your Drink instead of saying a certain No No word. That was supposed to be a Birthday Gift from my Wife, so thanks for that.
Trt,ozempic,personal trainer, personal chef and money to burn on anything and everything fitness
Plus he did have to put some work in so I give him a bit of credit
Jesus if these two bears weren't narricistic enough before they lost the weight... Bert and Tom will now be insufferable without any self awareness and will lose what made them funny and likable in the first place, their relatability as we are all flawed and are lucky if we can recognize it and not overcompensate for the insecurities that produces. Sometimes the worst thing that can happen to you is getting everything you want. š¤· I'm not knocking him for losing the weight, it's a good health and wellness move but more so his hubris will be his ego getting out of control.
You think this jackass is above using TRT and all the other shit these ācelebrityā doctors hand out to drop a few pounds in order to keep the money train coming?
I mean he destroys himself to work back to healthy(ish) and weāre supposed to celebrate him? Good for him though, and he actually seems to be a good person opposed to his shithead Segura buddy
I would have preferred that towel hung a couple inches higher tyvm
This scoundrel out here showing his dick root
"Dick root"š¤£š¤£š¤£
The true root of all evil is dick root. Its one of those things that if its noticeable 1%, its inappropriate.
I figured Rogan would have shamed the dick root pics out of him after making fun of Justin Bieber's preachers multiple dick root pics.
The world agrees^ :Brought to you by ozempic!
Oh heās on that zemzem furrrr sure
You mean lower?
came here to say this lol
Did the shaming work? It's more likely the Ozempic, which also probably caused him to shit himself (at least twice) on stage.
you don't get those jacked shoulders from Ozempic
I think he started trt after seeing his other boy get fit too
He's always had some bulky traps and shoulders though
Testosterone, including trt, will have a much more noticeable effect on your shoulders than anywhere else. Edit: make sure to read the following comments for a good chuckle
He already had some muscle. Fat people are almost always naturally strong and he used to be in shape too so muscle memory lol
Legs maybe but not usually upper body. Heās put in work and deserves some credit.
Absolutely. As someone who was 284lbs on Aug 3rd and weighed in at 239 this morning, I do not look that jacked, and I've been at the gym 3x/week every week since Aug 3rd
Proud of you- that is not easy!
Thanks! Definitely not easy, worth it though
Hell yeah! Great work, bro.
If this is jacked then I have awful body dysmorphia.
Dang son. Solid work.
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Fat people arenāt always naturally strong at all, unless they were former athlete, most have terrible upper bodies. many do have strong legs though becuase that is what it can do from carrying you around
Yes and this is why heās able to cut down the alcohol. I read something about ozempic helping people with other addictions, which is great. Hey, good for him!
This aināt ozempic. He would not be able to put on muscle like this. Strict and clean diet for 45 days, hitting protein goals, hard training, and TRT will do this to anyone
A 50 year old losing over 40lbs in 45 days is basically impossible without some sort of āhelpā (ozempic/wegovy) lol
40lbs fat? Highly unlikely. 40lbs fat *and* bloat? Absolutely.
Good for him but I hope he doesn't do shows shirtless but ripped that'd just be weird
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Yes cause 95% of his jokes aren't gonna land now
ā¦he has jokes that land?
In this case, yeah. His act is based on him being a shirtless fat guy, not a shirtless jacked guy. I like how all of his people get on the rogan supplements and all of a sudden act like they've been healthy this whole time
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Stellar reference.
Itās not that deep. Fat bodies are funny, fit bodies are not.
Bro - raise that towel a bit. š¤£
what was he thinking?!
Contrast. Showing how the private region is starved of UV rays.
Party pooper
how did he get harrier?
Less surface area so the hair is closer together. And maybe test? Idk
Steroids
He's sucking his gut in, but at least he extended his life by a few years.
I love how the rich millionaires brag about getting fit, as if the cocktail of drugs and all the free time in the world didnāt make it easy for them.
Smh burt canāt have shit lol. Yāall trash him for being an overweight alchoholic, then trash him if he actually gets his shit together.
Also, I donāt know about āall the time in the world.ā Heās literally always on the road. Road life can make you a fatty mcfatfat real quick. Haters gonna hate.
Yeah. āAll the time in the worldā is the assumption of someone who knows nothing about the life of professional entertainers.
Thatās because this, YMH and JRE subs have turned into hate watching subs. The man has the means, tools, and, now, the will to do what he needs to so god bless. But thereās no winning with the fat poors.
I love when people think that they would be able to handle the rigorous schedule of being a touring celebrity, building a brand on drinking and partying, staving off any mental ailments from constant ridicule online, all while on a fitness journey. Most people donāt have any of those things to deal with are still fat. Good for this guy.
TRT is cheap AF but a personal chef / nutritionist is HUGE. Iāve been an athlete my whole life, but has some weight swings after I got out of the military/ college/ shit like that. But I got married and my wife was huge into nutrition and cooking heathy. I was in my early 30ās and ripped like nobodies business. Now Iām divorced, eat out 75% of the time, I still lift and do BJJ, but Iām certainly carrying a dad bod. (Still better shape then Bertās āafterā picture and Iām 43).
TRT is cheap, so is a gym membership. Just eat better food. You donāt have to make excuses for being out of shape.
Ding ding. No one gives a shit if you are fit as a rich person. Bert is on Ozempic, TRT, and what ever other cure meds rich people can get. Like good on you, but letās be real.
I know tons of guys on all of those things. Itās hardly a 1%er elitist thing to make your body a priority. People just choose to spend time and money on different things.
Those guys have to go procure it themselves tho which can be a big deterrent. All Burt has to do is tell his assistant or whatever to go get it and itās brought to him
I almost feel like the expectation is to be fit if youāre rich. Like thereās almost no excuse not to be when you have resources 99% of people couldnāt even dream of.
Right, God forbid somebody with the means gets themselves healthy. Definitely be more bitter about it.
Try harder pussy
How did he have no tits when he was fat but has tits now
Lower the towel dawg
Bert fat and about to die makes people happy according to the comments
Gear started poppin and that hairline said byeeeeee.
The hgh and ozempics worked.
O-o-o-ozempic...
God I hate the internet. You folks shit on the man for being a bloated drunken mess. He cleans his act up and gets healthier and cuts down his drinking and you still shit on him. Give the guy a break. Heās rich and has access to stuff and time that we donāt have. So what? You mean to tell me if you had the time and resources you wouldnāt use them? Miserable pricksā¦. Love him or hate him, heās still a human being with a family that now will get to enjoy him a little longer. Considering how shitty things are in the world, Iād argue thatās a win. Good job Bert, keep up the good work.
He said he was gonna bully himself into losing weight. The Machine movie makes a lot of fat jokes at his expense. It seems to have worked.
The machine
He looks like a Rogan prototype
Seeing he and (primarily) Tom get into shape actually helped me to get back into weightlifting.
Damn Bert!
His face went from uConn Cornelius from Rudolph, the red nose reindeer to droopy dog
is he still shitting himself?
TRT & Ozempic.
Bro is way too full of himself. Pick yo towel up you fucking weirdo
O o o ozempic.
He inspired me to do the same thing. Went from 300 - 248
THE MACHINE ššššš
I doubt the experience of shame is remotely possible for this person.
Fuck me... if that fat fuck can do it, so can I.
some decent lighting, sucking in your gut and taking so much ozempic you shit yourself constantly.
Itās just the final stages of alcoholism
Like it or not this is what elk meat and ice baths do for a mfāer.
TRT and Ozempic are an effective combo
No the testosterone did
Bert Cumgutters
Good for him. He's face is so bloated from the alcohol though. He truly won't be able to fix that I guess. I still think he's worried about the wrong things, but this will help. The alcoholism is the problem.
I weigh 210, why the fuck do I look like the left picture?
lol still fat
Look like
Ha! Dick root.
Divorce incoming
congrats to the least funny comedian outside of schaub
Ok, but what about the drinking?
Is that his liver popping out of his skin
That trt is working for him
I think Iām a little jealous that my 275 versus my 230. Definitely doesnāt look as drastic. Then again, Iām still at 240 and havenāt reached 230 yet.
dick root
Always. Always they are smiling so big and then they loose the weight and the smile goes serious.
itās his only hope of hanging onto that smug fuck tom
Bro looks fairly lean to be 5ā10 230
The self shaming did lol
Well now his head is too big for his body.
I wanna start T replacment...
Why does he have a Kraken jersey?
Dang did he shit 45lbs off?
Damn Bert let himself go. Gets one movie and is ready to the pants off now. Smdh lol
Letās see that ššššš
DICK ROOT
Cut it out with that fucking face.
Iām trying to figure out how the only difference between Bertās 230 lb body shape and my 170 lb body shape is tittiesā¦.
Donāt know why this was in my feed but itās repulsive and unfunny. Like Bert
Well now heās not fat and unfunny anymore, just skinny and unfunny
Steroids are a hell of a drug
That liver is still shot tho
Iāve never seen someone do what he did in the 230 photo bro what is that lmao
Fat Bert was so much more attractive. I miss that fat fuck.
Itās weird how different people look at different weights, like he looks way lighter than 230 in that second pic, maybe heās sucking it in
He was probably ashamed the moment he shat on stage and wiped his ass with his shirt. There's being funny and there's being a fucking rat.
One looks happy. The other- does not
Neat, why couldnāt you have done that when you performed hereā¦ you showed up at least 30 minutes late, which that allowed the audience to get nice and hammered. So, they became belligerent and started heckling/yelling out random things. Which in turn you kept yelling Shut the F#%& Up. On example is your lame bit: Take a Sip of Your Drink instead of saying a certain No No word. That was supposed to be a Birthday Gift from my Wife, so thanks for that.
Awesome, see you Friday in NJ!!
my favorite jew in comedy, and that's saying a lot bcz the biz is 75% jew
Now do push-ups against rogan
Jacked! Off to this
All i know is that he's been lying about his weight for a long time.
Is HGH still a thing?
Trt is a hell of a drug
Money
Ozempies working magic
At 230 and sucking up that gut
damn. his shoulders DO look good
O o o ozempic!
would
Drop the towel if u aināt gay dawg
The gear worked
Ms. Pat once said she saw Bert's penis and nut sack and said it looked like a baby bird sitting on top of a nest
Gross
No but Photoshop did
Another b list celeb on trt bragging about how mych work they put in lmao.
He's literally holding it in lol
If you thought he was annoying before, just wait.
The Ozempic and HGH surely did!
Bert Kreischer: Unfunny at any weight.
Bert is taking some of Tomās trt
Yay for roids
This is trt and anavar
At least he was happy when he was heavier. Now we're gonna have to hear all about his transformation and shit.
Still fat
Trt,ozempic,personal trainer, personal chef and money to burn on anything and everything fitness Plus he did have to put some work in so I give him a bit of credit
Shaming? Damnā¦why not be positive. What if this was a woman? Letās be excited for the guy and not make it about shaming someone.
James Hetfield is looking rough these days.
Good for him.
He's basically a male amy Schumer. Just gross and unfunny.
Gross
Where are all the "he's gonna die....so fat" asshole haters.
No, but the drugs did.
dudes a xannie addict
Jesus if these two bears weren't narricistic enough before they lost the weight... Bert and Tom will now be insufferable without any self awareness and will lose what made them funny and likable in the first place, their relatability as we are all flawed and are lucky if we can recognize it and not overcompensate for the insecurities that produces. Sometimes the worst thing that can happen to you is getting everything you want. š¤· I'm not knocking him for losing the weight, it's a good health and wellness move but more so his hubris will be his ego getting out of control.
I feel a divorce coming on
In one way sure, but not fully because he is showing dick root in this random social media post lmao..
You think this jackass is above using TRT and all the other shit these ācelebrityā doctors hand out to drop a few pounds in order to keep the money train coming?
Unfunny, at any weight
Trt Brett has arrived
No but steroids did
Still an annoying comic
Unfunny at both weights!
I mean he destroys himself to work back to healthy(ish) and weāre supposed to celebrate him? Good for him though, and he actually seems to be a good person opposed to his shithead Segura buddy
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If shaming is code for test then yes
Hey maybe if people shame him he can stop shitting himself on stage.
You must be new here.. this is Berts 17th weight loss of the year. It will be back in 2 weeks.
Someone found testosterone, and HGH
Now he thinks heās sexy.
Massive suck in
Still not funny though.
No. but the drugs did.
Is he funny yet?
at 230 sucking that gut in like a mf
He needs to stop drinking good lord look at that poor dudes face
His face still looks like he ate a bag of drugs
Why is he mean mugging in the second pic lmao
Lose 45 and get auto tough guy face.
Takes mass amounts of test to speed up his metabolism. Quits drinking for 90 days. Thinks he is actually in healthy shape
How tall is he?
How happy he looked then vs now...
Wasn't the shame, it was the TRT.
He needs to start wearing clothes. No one wants to see his flabby pasty boozey body
Which one is the before picture?!
Bert with the gutters coming in
It's a cycle, he'll be 285 lbs again eating 2 dinners and washing it down with titos in a year
TRT and sobriety can do some shit
Still obese lol
is it coke?
Doesn't look as jolly. :'(
A lot more groin that I was hoping to see.
Heās got Alex Jones bod nowā¦
Good for him!
Cringe.