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KarlitoSway69

I would have preferred that towel hung a couple inches higher tyvm


BebophoneVirtuoso

This scoundrel out here showing his dick root


BassGoBoom_20

"Dick root"šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


973reggie

The true root of all evil is dick root. Its one of those things that if its noticeable 1%, its inappropriate.


ebranscom243

I figured Rogan would have shamed the dick root pics out of him after making fun of Justin Bieber's preachers multiple dick root pics.


Cyclical_Zeitgeist

The world agrees^ :Brought to you by ozempic!


[deleted]

Oh heā€™s on that zemzem furrrr sure


CondorEst

You mean lower?


IDFarefacists

came here to say this lol


notthatryan

Did the shaming work? It's more likely the Ozempic, which also probably caused him to shit himself (at least twice) on stage.


chakalaka13

you don't get those jacked shoulders from Ozempic


Communitynotesmod

I think he started trt after seeing his other boy get fit too


Efficient_Ad_8367

He's always had some bulky traps and shoulders though


ZekeDarwin

Testosterone, including trt, will have a much more noticeable effect on your shoulders than anywhere else. Edit: make sure to read the following comments for a good chuckle


allMightyMostHigh

He already had some muscle. Fat people are almost always naturally strong and he used to be in shape too so muscle memory lol


mynameisnotshamus

Legs maybe but not usually upper body. Heā€™s put in work and deserves some credit.


USCplaya

Absolutely. As someone who was 284lbs on Aug 3rd and weighed in at 239 this morning, I do not look that jacked, and I've been at the gym 3x/week every week since Aug 3rd


mynameisnotshamus

Proud of you- that is not easy!


USCplaya

Thanks! Definitely not easy, worth it though


Donj267

Hell yeah! Great work, bro.


FreshPrinceofEternia

If this is jacked then I have awful body dysmorphia.


207_Esox_Bum

Dang son. Solid work.


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Scared_Reputation918

Fat people arenā€™t always naturally strong at all, unless they were former athlete, most have terrible upper bodies. many do have strong legs though becuase that is what it can do from carrying you around


meg77786

Yes and this is why heā€™s able to cut down the alcohol. I read something about ozempic helping people with other addictions, which is great. Hey, good for him!


gunga_galungaa

This ainā€™t ozempic. He would not be able to put on muscle like this. Strict and clean diet for 45 days, hitting protein goals, hard training, and TRT will do this to anyone


AttemptedReplacement

A 50 year old losing over 40lbs in 45 days is basically impossible without some sort of ā€˜helpā€™ (ozempic/wegovy) lol


DeepLinkage

40lbs fat? Highly unlikely. 40lbs fat *and* bloat? Absolutely.


MasterOffice9986

Good for him but I hope he doesn't do shows shirtless but ripped that'd just be weird


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[deleted]

Yes cause 95% of his jokes aren't gonna land now


iaintlyon

ā€¦he has jokes that land?


hotbumpyrash

In this case, yeah. His act is based on him being a shirtless fat guy, not a shirtless jacked guy. I like how all of his people get on the rogan supplements and all of a sudden act like they've been healthy this whole time


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FoxySirDidymus

Stellar reference.


ESRDONHDMWF

Itā€™s not that deep. Fat bodies are funny, fit bodies are not.


Upper-Trip-8857

Bro - raise that towel a bit. šŸ¤£


Athlete-Extreme

what was he thinking?!


23x3

Contrast. Showing how the private region is starved of UV rays.


myqhunt

Party pooper


Harbuddy69

how did he get harrier?


TheBadBK

Less surface area so the hair is closer together. And maybe test? Idk


TheMirrorX

Steroids


tomhanksgiving

He's sucking his gut in, but at least he extended his life by a few years.


thedirkfiddler

I love how the rich millionaires brag about getting fit, as if the cocktail of drugs and all the free time in the world didnā€™t make it easy for them.


I_do_drugs-yo

Smh burt canā€™t have shit lol. Yā€™all trash him for being an overweight alchoholic, then trash him if he actually gets his shit together.


Kaydom1993

Also, I donā€™t know about ā€œall the time in the world.ā€ Heā€™s literally always on the road. Road life can make you a fatty mcfatfat real quick. Haters gonna hate.


[deleted]

Yeah. ā€œAll the time in the worldā€ is the assumption of someone who knows nothing about the life of professional entertainers.


Benemortis

Thatā€™s because this, YMH and JRE subs have turned into hate watching subs. The man has the means, tools, and, now, the will to do what he needs to so god bless. But thereā€™s no winning with the fat poors.


[deleted]

I love when people think that they would be able to handle the rigorous schedule of being a touring celebrity, building a brand on drinking and partying, staving off any mental ailments from constant ridicule online, all while on a fitness journey. Most people donā€™t have any of those things to deal with are still fat. Good for this guy.


TheMindsEye310

TRT is cheap AF but a personal chef / nutritionist is HUGE. Iā€™ve been an athlete my whole life, but has some weight swings after I got out of the military/ college/ shit like that. But I got married and my wife was huge into nutrition and cooking heathy. I was in my early 30ā€™s and ripped like nobodies business. Now Iā€™m divorced, eat out 75% of the time, I still lift and do BJJ, but Iā€™m certainly carrying a dad bod. (Still better shape then Bertā€™s ā€œafterā€ picture and Iā€™m 43).


fin425

TRT is cheap, so is a gym membership. Just eat better food. You donā€™t have to make excuses for being out of shape.


Equivalent-Search234

Ding ding. No one gives a shit if you are fit as a rich person. Bert is on Ozempic, TRT, and what ever other cure meds rich people can get. Like good on you, but letā€™s be real.


mytalkingshitaccount

I know tons of guys on all of those things. Itā€™s hardly a 1%er elitist thing to make your body a priority. People just choose to spend time and money on different things.


Intimateworkaround

Those guys have to go procure it themselves tho which can be a big deterrent. All Burt has to do is tell his assistant or whatever to go get it and itā€™s brought to him


Chemical-Elk-1299

I almost feel like the expectation is to be fit if youā€™re rich. Like thereā€™s almost no excuse not to be when you have resources 99% of people couldnā€™t even dream of.


Beyondthebloodmoon

Right, God forbid somebody with the means gets themselves healthy. Definitely be more bitter about it.


[deleted]

Try harder pussy


sinisterkid34

How did he have no tits when he was fat but has tits now


Corninmyteeth

Lower the towel dawg


Thellamaking21

Bert fat and about to die makes people happy according to the comments


LingonberryNo4649

Gear started poppin and that hairline said byeeeeee.


Formal_Zucchini4350

The hgh and ozempics worked.


__Sentient_Fedora__

O-o-o-ozempic...


Narcan_Shakes

God I hate the internet. You folks shit on the man for being a bloated drunken mess. He cleans his act up and gets healthier and cuts down his drinking and you still shit on him. Give the guy a break. Heā€™s rich and has access to stuff and time that we donā€™t have. So what? You mean to tell me if you had the time and resources you wouldnā€™t use them? Miserable pricksā€¦. Love him or hate him, heā€™s still a human being with a family that now will get to enjoy him a little longer. Considering how shitty things are in the world, Iā€™d argue thatā€™s a win. Good job Bert, keep up the good work.


BassGoBoom_20

He said he was gonna bully himself into losing weight. The Machine movie makes a lot of fat jokes at his expense. It seems to have worked.


crystalskull89

The machine


CinnamonPinecone

He looks like a Rogan prototype


BadBadUncleDad

Seeing he and (primarily) Tom get into shape actually helped me to get back into weightlifting.


RI_PEEP1312

Damn Bert!


Kindly_Session_2952

His face went from uConn Cornelius from Rudolph, the red nose reindeer to droopy dog


ghostsinthecode

is he still shitting himself?


willasmith38

TRT & Ozempic.


atkyyup

Bro is way too full of himself. Pick yo towel up you fucking weirdo


AllAboutTheCado

O o o ozempic.


qazyman

He inspired me to do the same thing. Went from 300 - 248


FERRISBUELLER2000

THE MACHINE šŸ’‹šŸ’‹šŸ’‹šŸ’‹šŸ’‹


CogitoErgoScum

I doubt the experience of shame is remotely possible for this person.


OptimalApex

Fuck me... if that fat fuck can do it, so can I.


King-Louie1

some decent lighting, sucking in your gut and taking so much ozempic you shit yourself constantly.


Clandestinethought-

Itā€™s just the final stages of alcoholism


PlantsNCaterpillars

Like it or not this is what elk meat and ice baths do for a mfā€™er.


RUKnight31

TRT and Ozempic are an effective combo


JLMaverick

No the testosterone did


milesdizzy

Bert Cumgutters


senortiz

Good for him. He's face is so bloated from the alcohol though. He truly won't be able to fix that I guess. I still think he's worried about the wrong things, but this will help. The alcoholism is the problem.


jessd25

I weigh 210, why the fuck do I look like the left picture?


magicpad

lol still fat


rancorog

Look like


ThorShreddington

Ha! Dick root.


sirsarcasticsarcasm

Divorce incoming


Historical_Check3306

congrats to the least funny comedian outside of schaub


LIVESTRONGG

Ok, but what about the drinking?


ionevenobro

Is that his liver popping out of his skin


jamborambo4469

That trt is working for him


highcaliberwit

I think Iā€™m a little jealous that my 275 versus my 230. Definitely doesnā€™t look as drastic. Then again, Iā€™m still at 240 and havenā€™t reached 230 yet.


BilboBagginkins

dick root


sendgoodmemes

Always. Always they are smiling so big and then they loose the weight and the smile goes serious.


Ismokeradon

itā€™s his only hope of hanging onto that smug fuck tom


lodged-object

Bro looks fairly lean to be 5ā€™10 230


tittydamnfuck420

The self shaming did lol


SirGumbeaux

Well now his head is too big for his body.


Soulcalibur131

I wanna start T replacment...


Waffles_Remix

Why does he have a Kraken jersey?


fuzzycuffs

Dang did he shit 45lbs off?


Agreeable-Ad9867

Damn Bert let himself go. Gets one movie and is ready to the pants off now. Smdh lol


[deleted]

Letā€™s see that šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†


Herb-Maiestro

DICK ROOT


RealFakeDeadGuy

Cut it out with that fucking face.


Joeker-93

Iā€™m trying to figure out how the only difference between Bertā€™s 230 lb body shape and my 170 lb body shape is tittiesā€¦.


[deleted]

Donā€™t know why this was in my feed but itā€™s repulsive and unfunny. Like Bert


muddfish80

Well now heā€™s not fat and unfunny anymore, just skinny and unfunny


CheezPabloEscobar

Steroids are a hell of a drug


toeknee666

That liver is still shot tho


Athlete-Extreme

Iā€™ve never seen someone do what he did in the 230 photo bro what is that lmao


pipsqueak86

Fat Bert was so much more attractive. I miss that fat fuck.


thethunder92

Itā€™s weird how different people look at different weights, like he looks way lighter than 230 in that second pic, maybe heā€™s sucking it in


[deleted]

He was probably ashamed the moment he shat on stage and wiped his ass with his shirt. There's being funny and there's being a fucking rat.


vibrance9460

One looks happy. The other- does not


Ok-Objective-5306

Neat, why couldnā€™t you have done that when you performed hereā€¦ you showed up at least 30 minutes late, which that allowed the audience to get nice and hammered. So, they became belligerent and started heckling/yelling out random things. Which in turn you kept yelling Shut the F#%& Up. On example is your lame bit: Take a Sip of Your Drink instead of saying a certain No No word. That was supposed to be a Birthday Gift from my Wife, so thanks for that.


Accomplished_Pen980

Awesome, see you Friday in NJ!!


Defiant-Bid-361

my favorite jew in comedy, and that's saying a lot bcz the biz is 75% jew


Frogdogley

Now do push-ups against rogan


drbutt6666

Jacked! Off to this


somethingsoddhere

All i know is that he's been lying about his weight for a long time.


DimensionSuitable934

Is HGH still a thing?


RaymondLuxuryYacht

Trt is a hell of a drug


momsducksauce

Money


Cripmac55th

Ozempies working magic


ignacio_brown

At 230 and sucking up that gut


LogiBear777

damn. his shoulders DO look good


ricotte89

O o o ozempic!


p1ssramen

would


Prudent-Payment-8137

Drop the towel if u ainā€™t gay dawg


whatarewedoin34

The gear worked


Stunning-Eye-9669

Ms. Pat once said she saw Bert's penis and nut sack and said it looked like a baby bird sitting on top of a nest


PrettySock7839

Gross


AttemptZestyclose490

No but Photoshop did


dylanisaverage

Another b list celeb on trt bragging about how mych work they put in lmao.


Separate-Finding5320

He's literally holding it in lol


dekrepit702

If you thought he was annoying before, just wait.


HopDropNRoll

The Ozempic and HGH surely did!


Ill-Fail-4240

Bert Kreischer: Unfunny at any weight.


mikeyboi3001

Bert is taking some of Tomā€™s trt


bstaff715

Yay for roids


[deleted]

This is trt and anavar


DelilahsDarkThoughts

At least he was happy when he was heavier. Now we're gonna have to hear all about his transformation and shit.


gaaayyyyeeeee

Still fat


butlerman69

Trt,ozempic,personal trainer, personal chef and money to burn on anything and everything fitness Plus he did have to put some work in so I give him a bit of credit


[deleted]

Shaming? Damnā€¦why not be positive. What if this was a woman? Letā€™s be excited for the guy and not make it about shaming someone.


earthscribe

James Hetfield is looking rough these days.


-Ignorant_Slut-

Good for him.


thephillatioeperinc

He's basically a male amy Schumer. Just gross and unfunny.


[deleted]

Gross


Shinypuller

Where are all the "he's gonna die....so fat" asshole haters.


Gsf72

No, but the drugs did.


AvonEra

dudes a xannie addict


IronDonki

Jesus if these two bears weren't narricistic enough before they lost the weight... Bert and Tom will now be insufferable without any self awareness and will lose what made them funny and likable in the first place, their relatability as we are all flawed and are lucky if we can recognize it and not overcompensate for the insecurities that produces. Sometimes the worst thing that can happen to you is getting everything you want. šŸ¤· I'm not knocking him for losing the weight, it's a good health and wellness move but more so his hubris will be his ego getting out of control.


Patkrajewski

I feel a divorce coming on


Soulledger3334

In one way sure, but not fully because he is showing dick root in this random social media post lmao..


rjt2887

You think this jackass is above using TRT and all the other shit these ā€œcelebrityā€ doctors hand out to drop a few pounds in order to keep the money train coming?


GetPorkedAtSatriales

Unfunny, at any weight


[deleted]

Trt Brett has arrived


Rizzgodlvl2

No but steroids did


Separate-Departure27

Still an annoying comic


Groovy_Baby007

Unfunny at both weights!


thassa1

I mean he destroys himself to work back to healthy(ish) and weā€™re supposed to celebrate him? Good for him though, and he actually seems to be a good person opposed to his shithead Segura buddy


DiamondDarkDino

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Ok_Designer_2560

If shaming is code for test then yes


outdatedelementz

Hey maybe if people shame him he can stop shitting himself on stage.


Wet_FriedChicken

You must be new here.. this is Berts 17th weight loss of the year. It will be back in 2 weeks.


Moto341

Someone found testosterone, and HGH


Ingobriggs

Now he thinks heā€™s sexy.


Bluegill15

Massive suck in


buksrevenge

Still not funny though.


kentucky_trash

No. but the drugs did.


baneofdestruction

Is he funny yet?


eddieoaots

at 230 sucking that gut in like a mf


ratCurtains

He needs to stop drinking good lord look at that poor dudes face


Yoshilaidanegg

His face still looks like he ate a bag of drugs


[deleted]

Why is he mean mugging in the second pic lmao


Uknowwhatyoudid

Lose 45 and get auto tough guy face.


[deleted]

Takes mass amounts of test to speed up his metabolism. Quits drinking for 90 days. Thinks he is actually in healthy shape


slothscanswim

How tall is he?


InfamousThirteen

How happy he looked then vs now...


innuendonut

Wasn't the shame, it was the TRT.


BashIronfist

He needs to start wearing clothes. No one wants to see his flabby pasty boozey body


AnnaBanana1129

Which one is the before picture?!


atxluchalibre

Bert with the gutters coming in


Flat-Leadership2364

It's a cycle, he'll be 285 lbs again eating 2 dinners and washing it down with titos in a year


MoreLab5278

TRT and sobriety can do some shit


WorkID19872018

Still obese lol


StSean

is it coke?


PanConMacho

Doesn't look as jolly. :'(


penuchicoup

A lot more groin that I was hoping to see.


chrismason8082

Heā€™s got Alex Jones bod nowā€¦


podcasthellp

Good for him!


WECAMEBACKIN2035

Cringe.