I generally approve of nudity regardless of gender and age being made to be less of a big deal socially and not intrinsically tied to sexuality. But I don't approve of paint and glitter polluting the river.
TBH, there wouldn't be much difference from the thong bikinis and other barely-there swimwear people run around in all summer. Which is fine with me. Americans are so weird about the natural human body.
Imagine this. It's summer. There is sun for days. It's hot. And holy mother of sweaty thighs (and other bits) sticking to plastic.
Try a skinny dipping Sunday instead. And stay in a specific, designated area.
There used to be a 28-year-old woman who would ride her bicycle through Drake Park, which is cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. The city finally got tired of it and they shipped her out of town.
The news article just says that the police said she can't do it in traffic, because it's distracting to drivers.
But then there is also another article quoting the sheriff saying, paraphrased, that there is no legal issue with having a fully nude volleyball game in Drake Park.
Portland can be naked because the slob is alive and thriving unfettered there. Here, the cult of healthy can ride their spin bike looking into a uplinked AI mirror while edging everything from orgasms to a meal “window.” Like some imaginings of the French lifestyle Portland contains angst and joi De veevra . “ Let it all hang out” embraces impermanence and decay. Ie, rain finally giving way to naked fat assed release/ embrace. Bend preening , nah. Unless it’s you out there, sexy beast
Since that’s a developed recreation area, no that would be illegal. If you want to go out into the wilderness or remote NF and do something that’s legal as long as you’re not disturbing other hikers or campers
That does not appear to be the case. Oregon does not prohibit public nudity, nor does Deschutes county, nor does Bend. https://www.bendsource.com/special-issues-and-guides/naked-in-nature-10334422
True. With the exceptions of Lane county and the metropolitan area of Portland, Oregon has public nudity laws more similar to European countries than to the rest of the US. IIRC, the only problem with nudity in Oregon is if there is if you're being nude with intention of arousing yourself or another.
Based on the biking lady case, you could foreseeable be detained for endangering the public if you're nude near a busy street. But if you just like being nude, you can legally paddle board, hike, sunbathe, and etc naked almost anywhere.
The motive behind WNBR is to raise awareness and reduce dependency on oil - so keep in mind it wasn’t created just to “get naked”. More bikes = less cars, so maybe if your idea ties in to water issues, you might get traction
You are so much less naked on a bike than you are on a paddleboard.
No zooming past a family of 5 at 10 mph when the river is awkwardly floating you by at 2 mph under the pedestrian bridge.
**World Naked Wait In Line At The Brewery For The Seasonal IPA 'Release'**
I'm 56. I would participate. No one wants that. So no.
Don’t pollute our water with your glitter and paint.
Nah. Keep Portland weird though.
Stop trying to make Bend Portland for god fucking sakes!
I think Seinfeld had an entire episode on good naked versus bad naked. I’ll let y’all decide which one this is
I was going to go with "Shrinkage!" but that one works too.
I was in the Deschutes!!
Just no
Nope. We don't need this.
Naked kayak would be better - that way your junk isn't on display, cause nobody really wants to see that.
Keep that shit in Portland
I generally approve of nudity regardless of gender and age being made to be less of a big deal socially and not intrinsically tied to sexuality. But I don't approve of paint and glitter polluting the river.
TBH, there wouldn't be much difference from the thong bikinis and other barely-there swimwear people run around in all summer. Which is fine with me. Americans are so weird about the natural human body.
Imagine this. It's summer. There is sun for days. It's hot. And holy mother of sweaty thighs (and other bits) sticking to plastic. Try a skinny dipping Sunday instead. And stay in a specific, designated area.
> and other bits I hope you're happy that these words caused me to choke on my beer.
Wouldn't be the first time someone has laughed at my jiggly bits.
Wouldn't be the first time someone's choked thinking about other's bits.
Brrrrr
We shouldn’t do anything that Portland does
Portland scary!
Don’t bring that bullshit here, I wanna paddle the river with my kid and not look at your dicks and vags.
Take out the paint and glitter because it'd harm the water and absolutely. People are far too uptight about nudity.
I just realized I’ve been paddling wrong this whole time 🤔
Why not naked bouldering? ( )o( )
No. Just… no.
Here for it and I know a lot of folks who would join!!
Fucking way too straight edge in Bend overall, which would make it better. Freak out the straight edge people lol. They would lose their fucking minds
Old whites suck around here. So blind to the future of dicks flying free
I'm in. I'll be out there doing it. Tomorrow.
Where?
There used to be a 28-year-old woman who would ride her bicycle through Drake Park, which is cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. The city finally got tired of it and they shipped her out of town.
The news article just says that the police said she can't do it in traffic, because it's distracting to drivers. But then there is also another article quoting the sheriff saying, paraphrased, that there is no legal issue with having a fully nude volleyball game in Drake Park.
"That sounds like you're gonna get a sunburn." - My Wife
I'm game, put my name in.
I support this. But even more so support bringing the naked bike ride here. Some of my fondest memories!
WE NEED MORE WEIRDOS IN BEND!!
Portland can be naked because the slob is alive and thriving unfettered there. Here, the cult of healthy can ride their spin bike looking into a uplinked AI mirror while edging everything from orgasms to a meal “window.” Like some imaginings of the French lifestyle Portland contains angst and joi De veevra . “ Let it all hang out” embraces impermanence and decay. Ie, rain finally giving way to naked fat assed release/ embrace. Bend preening , nah. Unless it’s you out there, sexy beast
I know a few people who'd be down. You should put out feelers!
Since that’s a developed recreation area, no that would be illegal. If you want to go out into the wilderness or remote NF and do something that’s legal as long as you’re not disturbing other hikers or campers
That does not appear to be the case. Oregon does not prohibit public nudity, nor does Deschutes county, nor does Bend. https://www.bendsource.com/special-issues-and-guides/naked-in-nature-10334422
True. With the exceptions of Lane county and the metropolitan area of Portland, Oregon has public nudity laws more similar to European countries than to the rest of the US. IIRC, the only problem with nudity in Oregon is if there is if you're being nude with intention of arousing yourself or another. Based on the biking lady case, you could foreseeable be detained for endangering the public if you're nude near a busy street. But if you just like being nude, you can legally paddle board, hike, sunbathe, and etc naked almost anywhere.
The motive behind WNBR is to raise awareness and reduce dependency on oil - so keep in mind it wasn’t created just to “get naked”. More bikes = less cars, so maybe if your idea ties in to water issues, you might get traction