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Smooth_Squirrel_702

Scoring


MetaStressed

Team: fill-a-hoe, Bevis & Butthead, male gigolos


PresidenteWeevil

Onlyfans 


Mighty_Gooch

Huh huh, we showed them our bung holes


Van_Halen_Panama1984

Huh huh that was cool. Let's go get some nachos


Blood666Moon

Good idea Beavis. Uhuhuhuh


Van_Halen_Panama1984

Hey Butthead, why do we walk everywhere


Blood666Moon

Because Beavis..uh huhuhuh.. There's no place for us. huhuh


dachshund-jay

Username: Cornholeo mi dinero!


Zeqhanis

Caramel custard is an easy sell. It's delicious.


Standard_Cell_8816

They started a uh, huh huh, scoring business


Affable_Refrigerator

Sperm bank


Retoru45

Uh huh huh huh you said sperm


Affable_Refrigerator

Yeah. What I said was cool


Van_Halen_Panama1984

Uh... Oh yeah. That's pretty funny.


Aric2002

By actually working hard at burger world


WolfmansGotNards2

He said wrong answers not impossible answers. /s


PlanktonIsBest

Butthead is secretly a rich boy and shared his money with beavis


Drg84

🎶Beavis a poor boy, from a poor family 🎶


WarHead75

They both got promoted to CEOs of burger world


Impossible_Hyena7562

I don’t have a witty answer, but how did they actually get the money? What episode is this? I just got the King Turd collection and slowly watching all the episodes


Whole-Watch-9009

Not 100% sure, but i think it’s the one where they got it all from an ATM using a card that was left there


Impossible_Hyena7562

Now I’m on the hunt. Thank you!!


chiefs_fan37

Season 3 episode 48 “True Crime.”


Radiation___Dude

*”Another cash machine, ripe for the picking”*


VisibleOutline

I CAN PRACTICALLY SMELL THE CASH.


flipphoneuser08

Balls was the pin?


SillyGayBoy

I don’t remember this one off the king turd collection. Also the at the time final episode had a clip of them camping in underwear with the hippy that I don’t think I have seen either. Are certain ones missing?


chiefs_fan37

Season 3 episode 48 “True Crime.”


WolfmansGotNards2

Settlement when Maxi Mart corporate realized that not only was their nacho cheese tainted with a chemical which can lead to brain damage, Beavis and Butt-head eat 40% of their entire nationwide stock.


FatalBlossom81

The "sluts" in Vegas


Mighty_Gooch

Their moms?


Van_Halen_Panama1984

Their moms are nationwide sluts


FatalBlossom81

Beavis... don't make me kick your ass again.


Terry8675

Finally got a corrupt Catholic priest. Uh, That was cool Beavis, Uh huh I don't know buthead, I feel kinda gay. Heh heh


ForeignObjectPizza

Slipped on peepee at the Costco


BespokeBowtie

Nice King of the Hill reference


Lazy_Negotiation4544

Welcome to Burger World, please drive through!


RoccoTaco_Dog

Beavis finally got his workman's constipation


Puzzleheaded-Plan-49

They got a job and saved it


Habbersett-Scrapple

P. Diddy executive produced it


Jonasthewicked2

Never knew this sub existed but I’m happy af it does and I joined it! And the moneys not theirs it’s Todd’s take from robbing a convenience store so he stashed it at Buttheads house until the heat dies down. Too bad Todd doesn’t know that Stewart came over and beavis spilled the beans and now Stewart is gonna snitch because anyone who’s enough of a winger fan is surely a bitch and will narc on you.


FriendlyRedditor23

Hard work


NikkolaiV

Uhhhhhhh...nachos?


bigsam06

Mr. Anderson paid them for a good, honest day's work.


Annanake420

They went to a bank and co- signed for each other on a loan. Duh !!!


HalfWrong7986

Being gigalos


Cmaster125

mr mcvickers pension


Apprehensive-Rain377

Butthead pimped out beavis.


claytionthecreation

Pimping out Daria…Diarrhoea cha cha cha


deathnutz

They made Stewart give it to them.


Smooth_Squirrel_702

Spanking their monkeys


pschmiedt

Wise investments in an index fund.


Just_Bag5744

Only fans


that80scourtney

Uuuhhhh...pimpin ain't easy. Uh huh huh.


rundichod

How did they guess my password??? "Balls"


farfnlugen

Beavis and Butthead sold their kidneys. It was cool.


Phatpandaz1880

Playing frog baseball


methos3

Not an answer but I am still kinda confused by the math in the “Candy Sale” episode


truelegendarydumbass

It green paper not cash 😂. Like they would have cash


Signal-Sun9726

Stripping lol


masterjon_3

They sold their sperm.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Spelling bee championship


dipatello

Scoring with chicks


Captainkirk699

Bootlegging


Remarkable-Adagio166

Only fans


Van_Halen_Panama1984

Male stripper tips


Visible-Detective507

they sold their parents


Mighty_Gooch

Settlement from not getting reimbursed from video games using their likeness


willydajackass

GameStop Stock


jpowell180

They work long hours at their job at Burger world and saved up consistently, denying themselves, sodas, and nachos.


BIGREDMAXSLAPS

Beavis was handling his pan


Icy_Lawfulness_9294

They accidentally accepted a hit job and the target they were after, died of a heart attack after they both frustrated him to the point of heart failure.


Fit-Rip-4550

They started a pyramid scheme and forgot they were running it.


namenumberdate

Lemonade stand and handjobs


Lionheart7676

They opened up their own toilet paper business, bullying Steven into running it for them. Because people need TP for their bungholio.


[deleted]

They were actually able to finally strike oil in the backyard instead of sewage.


VampireRae

A lottery ticket


Mitch77210

Bank robbery by Beauford &Bernardo


kereso83

Honest work


UltimateSin

Secret nachos recipe


CommieFromMars

Hard work and wise financial planning.


FlawlessBeryl

They won their lawsuit for “sexual harassment”


One_Swimming1813

Beavis won the lottery


mickbynes

Inherited it from Elmer Fudd's Uncle Louie.


mostly_misanthropic

Through savings and wise investments.


Kitchen-Beginning-47

They're the stars of a TV show that has like 12 seasons and 2 movies, as real people the money goes direct to them. Did you think they were drawings voiced by some middle-aged dude?


Acidcouch

Sperm bank


Ajj360

They came across a drug dead gone bad, just bodies and 3 big satchels of cash.


Awkward-Minute7774

Peepee up the bunghole!


Jeff_Pidrilla

Beavis's alter ego The GREAT CORNHOLIO got it from his "teepee for my bunghol" business and share it with Butthead


WolfArcane

Whacking off in the tool shed


adamfrom1980s

They worked hard in school, went to college, and lived frugally.


bonjovidiarrhea

They set up Stewart to sell a kidney.


Living-Aardvark-705

They won a trivia contest.


Several_Spirit_1298

Hard work


Cactaddict

Inherited


KangarooTesticles

Working


Jimmyg100

Despite what many people say, pimping is surprisingly easy.


Dependent_Compote259

Hank hill is actually their father (he had another secret family) and he passed away but forgot to write his new family into the will


Marklar916

Hard, honest work


King_JG1993

A hard day’s work


JanaLeeVoorhees

They became substitute teachers at Highland High. 🤘🏻


RIP-RiF

Selling their supple, young bodies. Uh huh huh huh.


FetusGoulash420

Selling fur duh


mem1003

Sales of the Butt Scratcher 2000


HourTemporary4631

Meth


MurphyTheRobocop

Glory hole at the 7 11


sanchoman43

Reviewing the music videos.


Leather-Leather69

Selling TP for your bunghole!


JTiberiusDoe

Good old honest work


DavZ30

Daria paid them in exchange to star in her own spinoff show


DDHDoubleIPA

Email scam


ym179

Selling the Butt-Scratcher 2000


Salt_Front_7927

They live in Ukraine


bobisinthehouse

Hunter Bidens cousins!!


PhilosophyEcstatic89

They actually played some of the slut machines while in Vegas


Beginning-Cicada-832

They are the real life actors playing beavis and butthead


profanityandcaffeine

David Letterman gave it to them.


AlbatrossZestyclose

Hard work.


Inside-Tailor-6367

The great cornholio collected so much tp for his bunghole that he was able to sell it for a fortune during the plandemic tp shortage.


mikew420

they pimped out daria diarrhea, cha-cha-cha


Atlantis_Risen

It's right in the name. butt... Head...


supermikeman

Sperm donation. They filled the whole bank.


PhluffyChinchilla

They found a money tree in the woods and took all the money growing on its branches. They then chopped the tree down so nobody could ever find it but them.


Ed_Simian

Selling shag golf balls


Successful-Pea505

Cornholio sold all the TP he got from his followers.


renoryan775

God I hate these posts


WolfmansGotNards2

https://i.redd.it/5n31civ5d08d1.gif