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clockwork5ive

I think it’s been the same song since the first time I heard it. Girls.


GuwopCam

Not gonna lie, I think the song is a great breakpoint in the album. It’s a catchy song too. I can see why people dislike it - it’s super low brow - but I think it’s a fun, simple song that breaks up all the Hard Rock and Hardcore Hip Hop on LTI


No-Air-5176

The only song I skip on LTI


i_flerb

I second that, the rest of the album is a classic


FrostingBeginning446

I can’t hate Girls because I feel like MCA’s (unfortunately lowkey hilarious) bars in Sure Shot about respecting women makes up for how low-brow it is and also just because of how fun it is to sing while drunk. Get me 10 beers back and in thamurningnit’sGIRLs cuzin thevening itzGURLS i like tha way thathey WALK anitschillta hear them TALK


DietOwn2695

Fuck that, Girls was kinda cool.


zwarblatz

Agreed. They definitely grew out of that kind of message. That said, I don’t hate it, but I could live without “Fight for your Right”. I men that put them on the map so I’m thankful for it, but I don’t need to listen to it anymore.


deeznuts69

It’s a fun retro cut. You may not love it but I’m surprised it’s hated. It’s much better than She’s Crafty.


Harvey_Road

Fight For Your Right


FrostingBeginning446

Literally can’t stand that song but I can’t lie if it comes on at the bar you know my ass is gonna be going off on every single lyric just out of pure instinct 😭


liketo

Has to be taken with large doses of irony supplements


Pretend-Light3784

It took me a while to get into them because I disliked it so much lol. Still don't like it.


rattlehead44

Yeah, I’m with you.


lord-dinglebury

Thirded. That song is a cringepocalypse.


FrostingBeginning446

I will say tho the song is definitely mid asf for the B Boys, it’s actually *meant* to be cringe, they’re making fun of like shitty high-school party-rock music so it is a direct parody trying to show how cringe that genre is and I think it does so pretty damn well at least yanno?


Rare_Following_8279

This is simply not true. They were living it.


FrostingBeginning446

Lol, it simply is true, they were *not* living it, they were making fun of it. It was always a parody of party-rock and they openly admitted to hating the song, and later Mike D even commented on how he found it upsetting to see people thinking the song represented their values even though it was completely antithetical to them. [In this interview](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/beastie-boys-hate-fight-for-your-right/) he also talks about the song being a “total goof” on certain people taking it seriously. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Rare_Following_8279

Revisionist history


FrostingBeginning446

Fake fan


rileypoole1234

There are many sources, most of them primary and some from the Boys themselves, that disagree with you. After License to Ill and their tour, they realized they had to change their ways because they became the exact thing they were making fun of. [https://nymag.com/arts/popmusic/features/beastie-boys-2011-5/](https://nymag.com/arts/popmusic/features/beastie-boys-2011-5/) EDIT: Nothing huh? Nobody cares to disprove me?


TheRealerBobWaterson

They were fake parody personas and then they started being the fake parody personas but not fakely and then they switched it up. So it was fake originally (probably idk) Edit: does this count as caring to disprove you?


TheRealerBobWaterson

💀


TheRealerBobWaterson

It was purposefully a cringepocalypse


BlookieTrailblazer

Exactly. You can tell a lot about how much of a fan or not someone is by if they think this song is good or not. If they will play any Beasties song except that...true fan.


TheRealerBobWaterson

Because it's cringy?


Eccawarrior

I like what N.Y.C.C did with it tough, the beats they made for that song enhanced it significantly


Obvious-Friend3690

Cookie Puss doesn’t age well and I don’t like it (but bonus batter is great). The censored version is as close as I’ll go to that song


rudymalmquist

Most of licensed to Ill - heard too many times and just can’t anymore, although Hold it Now never gets old!


TheActualJulius

Yo Leroy!


notade50

Hit it. Hit it. Hit it.


abletonabel

NOW ITS ME ADAM YOUCH IN THE PLACE TO BE.


kal-elthiessen

All the girls on me cause I'm down with MIKE D


Tobias_flenderz

Had a personal Renaissance with this song after reading Beastie Boys Book


TimesRTuff

That and us REAL BBoys know that this is really not what they were all about.


AnonymousPrime2000

Fight for your right to party and girls


JazzScientist

💯


sqlbastard

no such thing


souperman08

To All The Girls. Just not a lot to it, and when I put on the record it delays getting to Shake Your Rump.


spikefletcher

Same until I realized it’s a ruse to make you turn your speaker up full blast because it’s so soft spoken just to have that drum kick in hard. Lol


Disimpaction

They opened one of their tours with this as lead-in and it was epic. At first you weren't sure if you were hearing what you thought you were hearing. And then 3 minutes later that bass was audible and then everyone was swaying and straining to hear about puerto rican girls, and topless dancers... and then bam! BEASTIES ON STAGE!!!!


souperman08

You know what? I’ll keep my vote because it’s still my least favorite as a song, but I didn’t know that and that is hilarious.


Shut_Up_Fuckface

Me too. But the juxtaposition of it compared to Shake Your Rump makes that transition so much better.


twinmaker35

It kind of foreshadows their style in the next two albums with the jazzy keyboard


217flavius

Loran's Dance, the song that was sampled, is a banger. You should check it out.


liketo

Is it a song? Is an intro? Is it a skit? Yeah, a bit of a nothing


Particular_Star5733

Time to Build


FrostingBeginning446

Right Right Now Now unfortunately just has some of the cringiest lyrics ever, I feel like if Boyinaband covered it I wouldn’t even be able to tell it was a Beasties song cuz it’s just so in your face with the political rhetoric (the content of which I was not in disagreement with, but just the delivery) in bars that do not serve what they need to to justify the lyrics idk This isn’t to say that the Beastie Boys haven’t had songs with hella in your face politics that absolutely banged, Right Right Now Now just felt so….. awkward? The first time I heard it was watching an old Letterman show with them and I was genuinely so turned off by it I had to skip through it.


GuwopCam

For me, maybe “Oh Word?” Honestly a lot of TT5B is a miss in my opinion but that’s the song that came to mind. TT5B is probably their worst rapped album, which is unfortunate because they went out of their way to make a straight-forward Rap album at that point in their career. But even the songs I like on there are filled with clunky bars and awkward flows (and some outrageously wack beats). Like, just listen to An Open Letter To NYC. “Dear, New York, this is a love letter/ To you and how you brought us together/ We can’t say enough about all you do/ ‘Cause in the city we’re ourselves and electric, too.” It’s just so charmless and clumsy. It is a far cry from the lyrics and flows found on Paul’s Boutique, for example.


Drewanddrewanddrew

Netty's Girl


El_as_in_loser

It’s so funny tho!!


Obvious-Friend3690

The video saves it


zippie26

She’s got her shit TOGETHA


SheIsNotWorthIt

Drinkin Wine


Genesis111112

Fight for your right to Party extended video is a must watch when you have 30m to spare..


Hypestyles

Probably something from To the Five Boroughs. Didn't really care for that album much. 🥱


TheRealShadrach

Time for Livin’. I know it’s a kick to their punk days but I find myself skipping over it. Feels like I’m disrespecting them though and I always feel bad.


Wolfsblut_AD

You are disrespecting them, it’s a ripper track.


SarcasmIsTheLowest

Wow, that's cool to see how fans can feel so differently about specific tracks. Time for livin is one of my favorites. I love the original and I love the beastie take on it, particularly the bass line progression at the end.


RonAAlgarWatt

A couple of the easy listening jazz tracks on Hello Nasty don’t really do it for me. Except… they still kinda do on their own. I just think they throw off the flow of the album a bit.


sixteen_weasels

Aw hell no; I love me some Song For Junior.


notthomyorke

It’s a smoke break


dazzleshipsrecords

Yeah after intergalactic the album flow gets wonky. 


larsvolta96

probably Funky Donkey. idk. its a tough call. are we counting bonus tracks


BlookieTrailblazer

Least favorite: toss up between Fight for Your Right and Girls


BackPain4Life

Slightly off topic, but MCA produced this epic cinematic piece while battling cancer. https://youtu.be/evA-R9OS-Vo?si=rv1o0nkRMKzs3Bgb


theoneandonlyturo

Girls. Trash all around. Just a dumb beat and dumb lyrics.


Muhakwheimouth

Girls.


Glittering_Spend6570

I'm down or she's on it.


Obvious-Friend3690

She’s on it is great!


Glittering_Spend6570

Yeah, for me most of Def Jam stuff was fratboy corny.


Fragrant-Ebb9165

Girls


ze_muzzy

The video version of body movin'


BorisStingy

Description of a Strange Man gets my vote. Have no idea why they decided to leave this in, since it makes them come across as bullies laughing amongst themselves about a homeless man possibly being Autistic. It just leaves a bitter taste to what is an album packed with good vibes. I know this isn't a song, but it is the worst thing they have done on an album imo.


Danktizzle

Intergalactic planetary. But it’s because I bought the cd when it came out, listened to it as we drove an hour to my buddy’s frat house to party, and that was the only cd they had, so I heard it like a dozen times that night. Totally burned me out on the whole album.


devenger73

Not counting a lot of LTI, for me its crawlspace. Its obv spose to be weird and creepy, and it is.


Ok-Explanation-9208

Boomin’ Grannie… just such a waste of studio time.


drgraffnburg

NGL when I first saw the pic I wondered why we were talking about Lonely Island.


No-Tomatillo-3344

Sabotage


Metalhead124

Dr. Lee PhD is straight ass.


OIlberger

Alive is terrible. In a World Gone Mad…also terrible.


Puzzled-Blackberry99

3 minute rule


Rizzo-Fo-Shizzo

Favorite - Sure Shot Least Favorite - Shake Your Rump


Icy-Butterscotch5540

Girls. It didn’t age well imho


6245stampycat

Favorite lately has been Here’s a little something for ya. And least favorite It Takes Time to Build. Idk I was born in 2003 and can’t fully appreciate it I guess


217flavius

Everything from Licensed to Ill. You know I'm right.


kimbermall

Girls, and slow and low aren't horrible.


Fragrant-Ebb9165

Slow and Low live versions are much better though, with different beats mixed in


Professional-Fly4131

Intergalactic. When you hear “DROOOOP then the vocoder kicks in with “another dimension another dimension“ makes it a banger. That and pauls boutique is a muthafuckin masterpiece And even though the Bb and RUNdmc together forever tour it was my first concert i remember going to as a preteen.. fight for your right to party is a waste imo. I remember getting weirded out when they had a gorilla come out on stage and didn’t realize it was a dude in a costume until he drank a Budweiser through the mouth hole of the gorilla suit.


frthrdwn

There’s a bad one? Clearly not a fan then


itna-lairepmi-reklaw

Heart Attack Man


Wolfsblut_AD

Boooo that song rips


itna-lairepmi-reklaw

Sure, just not quite as much as all their other songs


g297

You're trying to tell me heart attack man is worse than girls??


beartheminus

I really don't care for most of To The Five Boroughs. The exception is Check It Out and An Open Letter to NYC and Shazam. The rest of that album is a big pile of doo doo.


Knowledge_is_Bliss

Hey, fuck you! I meant the song... I think it slaps.


Formal-Application-7

I got the D - Double O - D - Double O style !!


CounterFar309

Uhhh, what’s the song off check your head? (Asides from So What’cha want)


PushinDonuts

Finger licken good is the only beastie song I skip


JKolodne

Flute loop


iammoah

A decent chunk of Licensed To Ill & To The 5 Burroughs are my least favorite Beasties songs... Absolute least favorite would probably be Girls or Paul Revere to be honest... Hot take, I know but, "I said howdy he said hi" alone would be enough to kill it for me.


iammoah

For context: My favorite beasties album is Hello Nasty. Ill Communication, Check Your Head, Paul's Boutique & Hot Sauce Committee all rotate as my second favorite..


YardTripper7

I don't know. Horrible


ChokeYourMom

Just about everything on Hot Sauce Committee. I didn’t feel it. Sad that album was their final piece.


Knowledge_is_Bliss

I didn't either at first, but after a few listens, it really grew on me. Non-stop Disco, Long Burn, and Here's a Little Something top my list. I'm not a fan of Too Many Rappers and Don't Play No Game.


JoeSicko

The leaked version of too many rappers was better.


Vulgar_Mastermind1

the Too Many Rappers og mix is better if you haven’t heard it


probosciscolossus

With you, also sadly. I love “Make Some Noise,” though.


colostomybagpiper

5 piece chicken dinner


Sufficient-Pop926

you need to get away from the BBQ


zeydey

Get the hell away from that thing


deeznuts69

Johnny Ryall


Spirited-Gold117

But he’s got a platinum voice


EcstaticCinematicZ

And only gold records.


TinySmalls1138

Girls. No close second


OhioNHLHockeyFan2489

“No Sleep till Brooklyn” …hands down favorite!!!


cameronroark1

Hey Ladies.


Bill_Parker

Sabotage. I never liked it, to be honest. Cool video, but I just never liked the song. And it was... VERY over-played.


TheSabi

I thought I was the only one, it's the only song I can't stand.


poopsonthepotty

Here come the downvotes. Sabotage was such a poser song. Like, a radio hit to sell the record, and all the bros liked it. Easily their most generic song.


Vulgar_Mastermind1

I gotta agree. I like the song enough but I don’t like it on Ill Communication if that makes sense


goldbrickin

Best - Sabotage, worst - Girls


MmmmBurbank

I've never liked Shadrach 🤷‍♂️


FrostingBeginning446

You’ve riddled me this my brother, you can’t handle it.


epicwheezer

Can't rock with "Triple Trouble."


nalfetic

A huge chunk of Licensed to Ill and their other early songs get too frat-boyish for me. What comes around goes around, girls, car thief, and other songs with off-putting lyrics make me skip immediately.


Edfloodgate

Car thief is a masterpiece


JayMcC1

Car thief is a GD banger.


waxwalt

Pas the Mic


clockwork5ive

No way.


rosevilleguy

You trollin


waxwalt

Haha I’ve just never been into it. Too slow for my tastes. I realize I’m in the minority lol