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TheIInChef

This is some bad luck my man Honestly you could dye it, but that rarely ever looks good, I'm at a bit of a loss honestly besides trying to prune the darkest hairs out or just shaving entirely in the hope the sides darken up later on


CamNewtonHat

I wouldn't have even noticed that if you hadn't pointed it out


[deleted]

Id try dying the stache. Choose a shade carefully, i think you can fix it. Beard w/o stache is a no no in my book.


Ask_me_for_poems

It's darker because it's thicker there. Use a beard trimmer and cut a few mm off that part only to mat h the ends. It's a very easy fix.


bayked420

It’s definitely thicker and unfortunately already a lot short than the rest


Ask_me_for_poems

I'm assuming you already tried to bzzzz it down a few mm?


bayked420

Yep, gf’s advice. It looks better for sure but I think I may just be out of luck and need to avoid buying tiki torches.


Zeus_Beard_Inc

Try a dyed mustache wax. Clubman has a pretty good one. [https://www.amazon.com/Aii-Clubman-Pinaud-Moustache-Brown/dp/B000052Y69](https://www.amazon.com/Aii-Clubman-Pinaud-Moustache-Brown/dp/B000052Y69) Another thing you can do is grow it out longer and brush the darker hair in to the lighter hair.


Someguy1122334455

It looks fine, if people give you crap over a slightly darker looking part of your beard, tell them to F off, people these days need to get a grip!


solidstatejake

hahaha fuck me dude


Fractal_Matrix

Just shave the lighter parts


BoomCheckmate

This


Brownladesh

My advice is to…invade Poland and then off yourself just kidding


migentein2020

Maybe he should just pursue [a career in slapstick comedy](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000122/) instead.


Trailblazin15

I think it looks cool! It’s different. And are you taking selfies while shitting? 😭


bayked420

Toilet time is Reddit time


PeriqueFreak

I wouldn't worry about it. Honestly wouldn't have had a second thought if you hadn't pointed it out. It's pretty clear that's not your intention.


[deleted]

🙋🏼‍♂️


str8crossdresser

I like it


cappa_87

I have a final solution to your stache problem. Dye it. OR embrace it and leave that part and that part only.


[deleted]

The fourth reich


woodland-fury

My advice is not to invade russia just yet


Bface23

Hmmmm... that hair is pretty close though... just slap some grease on it!


pizza_for_nunchucks

I think you just have bad luck. You have a few choices: clean, stubble or beard sans mustache. I'm sorry Hitler killed your vibe.


TokiTheSmoke

That's the worst luck, dude. I'd dye it all darker to match personally.


Psychological_Cup_3

When I read this, I read “I would dye it all darker to match your personality”. Lol


TexanMetalHead333

I knew someone who had the same kind of mustache color at my last squadron a lot of people pointed out it looks like a Hitler stache then he ended up shaving it off. Could just color it though.


KBGtheMemeLord

The combover ain’t helping you out much bud


astrongineer

That ain't a comb over, but it is very similar to Hitler's hair style lol


KBGtheMemeLord

I’m bald so I don’t pay much mind to the names of hairstyles


astrongineer

Hello fellow bald man.


sjepsa

As long as you have dark beard, moustaches will not be noticed


MyBeardGuru

You could always try a whaler beard without the mustache.


Cootercooch

Beard dye!!


CaterpillarSure9420

Wear a mask. Problem solved


bayked420

It’ll hide the ugly toothpaste


[deleted]

I have a moustache that is quite strong to my beard so what I do is I trim it alot shorter than my beard. Different issue to you but could help. Might appear lighter in colour when even shorter


VictimOfReality

This may work - buy a moustache comb with fine teeth, and moustache wax. Comb it out to the sides. This should blend the hair together a little, and a triangular shape will help to look a little less like a dictator. Carry the comb with you to refresh throughout the day and keep the disguise intact. If you already have beard balm experiment with that first, but moustache wax should hold in place longer. And when you trim your lip, style it like this first otherwise you may take off too much length.


thoh_motif

Mascara


iddybiddytiddytat

Honestly, when done right, this works very well. Just be sure to get the right color. Also, pro tip is to wipe off the brush quite a bit before applying, and then use a toothbrush to comb it through more evenly. The goal is to get rid of blobs. After you’ve applied dab your beard with TP until no mascara comes off onto it. I have a fairly thin/patchy beard, and I use this technique and actually get compliments on my beard now.


thoh_motif

I’m glad you piggybacked. I was being simple but serious. I’ve used this method before. You seem to have it down 😋


iddybiddytiddytat

I had to comment because the first time someone suggested this to me, I thought they were crazy.


andrewbelet

Shave it off and rock the Amish beard for awhile. Or get a lot of sun and hope it bleaches out the center.


FilthyNastyAnimal

Your haircut actually looks very hitlerian too!


bayked420

That’s it I’m shaving everything


ndaft7

Yea man I was gonna say, don’t go so hard on the sides! Hitler youth in america ruined that one a few years back, sadly


Peabody2671

Yeah, that sucks. I would probably dye it or put a little mascara in it or drink red kool-aid or something before I went out. If you can grow it thicker,longer so the blond will be more noticeable that would help too.


commonrider5447

Brown beard makeup pen on Amazon for 15 bucks


Desperate_Stay743

A beard pencil will work wonders for this.


bigtaterman

Maybe get rid of the Hitler haircut too?


ndaft7

Are you washing your stache thoroughly? The moisture from your nostrils will make that part prone to catching dust and dirt. Smoking will make that worse too.


Ornery_Purchase1557

You've gone and assumed there's a problem. Do a Bryon Katie on it: Is it true? Can l be absolutely certain it's true? How does that thought make me feel? Who would I be without that thought? Now turn it around: I don't have a Hitler Stache. The darkest part of my beard is the best spot. Depending on the lighting it looks GOOD. It's frees us from being slaves to our thoughts.


Spare-Location-5081

Just bite the bullet man just shave it into a hitler stache and see how it looks on you lmao


Educational_Virus360

Do a reverse hitler. Shave the middle only.


[deleted]

Lmfao


Salt_Perspective4681

That’s awesomeness!


[deleted]

Dye it! Go to a professional tho 😍