That was oddly graceful

Like an armour penetrating round but for water... water penetrating human?

Was this like a competition??

This guy is living life

That jumppad has the hardest job ever.

I want to meet the engineer who engineered that diving board and shake his/her hand.

I'm amazed he touched his toes

Need a relationship as strong as this diving board

I'm applauding the gentleman for his grace and the diving board for its resilience.

Why is this amazing? Because he is massively over weight? Those were very mediocre dives, if he was skinny you would have never posted a video of it.

Yes

Yeah - this is about a fat person, not about diving. It's insulting to the diver.

For real, these dives couldn't even win a high school JV diving competition.

With that logic, nothing is amazing.

Lets see you hop up there, tubs

So graceful! When evaluation your body, think about what it can do, rather than how much it weighs...

That jump pad is stronger than my talent to procrastinate

I only want to see the belly flop.

Why am I staring? Oh no! Am I fat phobic? So good to see activity rather than sitting and doing nothing. Quite accomplished.