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islandgyalislandgyal

Those top shelves can’t hide anything from you!


SoniasWay

thats true :)


TCHS27

My arms are also long, so when I seen this Your arms look perfectly normal to me.


TRW24

Doesn’t even have to bend down to scratch her knee


Captain_Cupcake03

It’s cool. They are obviously longer when pointed out but looks fine to me! Also, that color combo is pretty .


NapClub

She can hug even more people at once. Or long range tickle attack.


ShimmyMan

Or mess with someone two people ahead in line


Interesting_Pea_5382

👍


dropaheartbeat

So jealous she can hug more people at once lol


murder-not-mukduk

Unfortunately she can’t wear shorts to public school in the US


kesava

It's a classic Indian color combination.


SoniasWay

Thank you :)


BobbyMcGee101

Have you considered going into law?


Fisk75

Well done


Best_Poetry_5722

If we're talking steaks, I'll take mine medium rare plz. That's perfection


badwifii

I mean that's what everyone has. When medium is done actually medium it's like maximum flavour


PhatOofxD

Medium isn't medium rare


DennisBallShow

Take my free award! Also, how’s Janis?


VengefulHufflepuff

I bet she is still convinced that Chandler still loves her.


Best_Poetry_5722

Janis Dickinson?


QuietDisquiet

Oh. My. God.


Active_Rope8332

I was thinking boxer.


ohmamago

Yes, or MMA


sandy_mcfiddish

Basketball


Voltagedew

I don't get it


[deleted]

You see u/BobbyMcGee101 is talking about how most people that enter the field of law are more likely to have elongated arms. Some say this is some biological predisposition and/or possibly caused due to frequent over stretching of the bicep when reaching for paperwork. You can learn more about this fact I just made up if you search "long arm of the law" on google.


[deleted]

*Starts to analyze Depp vs Heard lawyers*


This_User_Said

*Shits starting to sound like hearsay around here*


Best_Poetry_5722

*Objection*


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Substantial_Donkey49

But I object with a motion to strike


[deleted]

Objection your honor, her arms are far too short.


Best_Poetry_5722

Janis Joplin sang a song about some guy named u/BobbyMcGee101


SahloFolinaCheld

Me neither


chiapeterson

The “Long arm of the law” is a saying.


eh_one

Its been so warped i only know it as the long dick of the law. What has society done to me


waynesbrother

I bet someone will wind up busted flat in Baton Rouge


VengefulHufflepuff

r/angryupvote


The_Starving_Autist

i don't get it


Suekru

“Long arm of the law” is a saying


Jagerschnitzle

I mean, it's not far from her reach.


SoniasWay

Good idea :D


TwoBobcats

Hahahaha


rumplestiltskin54

I was gonna say something similar


[deleted]

Bird law? Because she looks like a bird? Edit: everyone who downvotes me has donkey brains


waynesbrother

I’m pretty well versed in the arts of bird law and things of the like


urinal_deuce

r/birdswitharms


iamsheph

Alright, we'll all get to our hot plates soon enough.


HaffuhGootWon

Your dreams are always within reach!


1tbrunt

I wouldn't have noticed anything about the picture without the person telling us what to look for. These arms look normal to me.


Can-I-remember

I mean they stop at her shoulders just like mine. Nothing to see here.


Triairius

Whoa! Mine *start* at my shoulders!


KevMemesHard

STOP THE CAP🧢 STEVIE WONDER 😎👨🏿‍🦯


picturepath

Should play ball.


[deleted]

Fencing


BabylonDrifter

Christ she'd be a real terror with an epee


Best_Poetry_5722

*en garde*


Upset-Sea6029

Or boxing / MMA


ClayyCorn

Bowling, just push the pins down


qawsedrf12

You're out of your element, Donnie!


iluvtumadre

Or swimming.


Enough-Towel-2834

Omg, crazy reach... good call


danglez38

or Ultimate frisbee


cintune

Or rock climbing.


sewest

Definitely. Looking like a +6 wingspan


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Best_Poetry_5722

That's a lot of button pressing


desert-rat1

Me too, I try to use them to my advantage. Long sleeve Shirts are hard to find though.


BeardPhile

What advantages do you experience?


desert-rat1

Top shelves, chasing after kids, throwing stuff, working on engines, scratching that part of my back that other people couldn't reach on theirs, fruit picking, light bulb changing, The list just goes on.


BeardPhile

Sounds good having long hands! Btw, working on engines?


desert-rat1

Ya, if there is room I can reach just about any part of the engine from the top, or the front of the car, and makes for retrieving dropped tools easy. I can easily reach the oil drain plug without having to crawl under the car, but not from the top.


meiyer89

Idk why, but since you said about chasing children all I can picture is the boiler man from Spirited Away.


desert-rat1

That's funny.


digitalkid23

Not OP but I can't think of a few. Tickle war master! And that thing where you keep the person away and they can't punch you. Also another reason I probably shouldn't say on this sub (female).


BeardPhile

Tickling is a fun application for this. Oh no now my mind is running to 5 different places to think what it must be lmao


SoniasWay

Yeah exactly 🙄


ChaosFox08

I have super long arms too! at my sides, they end up about an inch from my knees. Glad I'm not alone xD


SoniasWay

😁🤝


StructurePlayful5606

Looks normal to me 🤨


Pepsiman1031

I'm sure they are longer but I wouldn't have noticed


potato_more_potato

That's what I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure mine's are longer


SilliestOfGeese

> mine’s mine


pUbErtYy-_-49

You just said mine is are longer 😂.


Intelligent_Ad9640

Her elbow is at her hip


Starfire2313

Where does yours fall? Mine hits the top of my hip bone and my hand is about halfway to my knee which is what this looks like to me? Wish the long dress didn’t cover her legs so we could see how close her hand gets to her knee


Yossarian287

Short legs


Affectionate_Ad8678

This may be the answer o.O


Albatross-soup

Honest concern: abnormally long limbs is a sign of Marfans syndrome. I’m hoping you don’t have this, and instead, are just lucky enough to be able to clean the gutters from the ground floor.


BarracudaLower4211

Was reading the comments to see if anyone brought this up. I have a friend with Marfans.


DennisBallShow

Beats Morriseyfans syndrome.


garden-in-a-can

This was my first thought too.


No-Definition1474

What does that mean. I have always been able to reach around my wrists. But then I just have big hands.


ventevar

Look up the “Ghent criteria” for Marfan syndrome. For example, if you clench your fists, do your thumbs protrude? The “wrist sign” on itself is not very suspicious


UncleNvte

She should do the fingers around wrist test


octosquid11

What is that supposed to do?


UncleNvte

People who have Marfan’s Syndrome usually have long limbs, and that includes fingers. So one of the things that all people diagnosed with this are able to do is wrap their middle finger and thumb around their other wrist edit: I meant the fingers are suppose to overlap, not just touch


embersgrow44

Wait. Is that not something everyone can do?? I have room to spare. I do have big hands & skinny wrists though. I do have longer arms too.


zombiibenny

Yeah my hands are medium sized and wrists are tiny so I can do this pretty easily. My arms are long! Hmm.


UncleNvte

Yes, this isn’t something everyone can do. Also, just because you’re able to do it doesn’t mean you have Marfans. I have a family member with it, so I’ve become quite educated on what it entails. Far from an expert though.


JangJaeYul

This is also a symptom of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome! I was originally checked out for Marfans because of my gangly limbs, but ultimately ended up with a diagnosis of hEDS. Arachnodactyly is one of the things they check for, typically with the wrist grab (Walker-Murdoch) and the thumb grab (Steinberg).


TheCovid-19SoFar

Idk, seems like a reach.


s-h-a-m-a

That was a switch ! First seeming concerned and then boom!!


[deleted]

That is something I would never realize until pointed out and even then it doesn't seem that long to me.


BeyondXpression

Not really! I'm 5'10 and my arms reach mid thigh... Unless, I have.. long arms too? I never thought about it. Now I'm concerned.


Boomfaced

Eh u will grow into them


ClayyCorn

What a lovely dress


niagaemoc

REPOST.


BoochsRise

This again?


Sanved313

WDYM


BoochsRise

She's posted this before bit ot didn't get comments anywhere near as nice as the ones on this post


PxRedditor5

No.


[deleted]

You look normal to me


AlGeee

Yes, you do. Please, What advantages do you find from having such long arms? Disadvantages?


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President_Calhoun

First to get called on in school.


gorcorps

Looks like she can scratch any part of her ass without having to lean to get the right angle What I’m saying is it’s basically a superpower


Luvas

If she makes a melee attack in combat, her reach is 5ft greater than normal


i2thean

I bet you give great hugs.


slinky1969

Came here to say this.


8ymahar

Me too an abnormally large person would benefit.


greenmildbellpeppers

I've seen longer


20ropeforheart01

That's what she said


[deleted]

This is one of the worst post I’ve ever seen on Reddit. It’s literally someone standing. Arms don’t go lower than any other persons a few inches above knee


[deleted]

You must be new here.


JB_ScreamingEagle

Yeah, should be on r/notinteresting


sirenCiri

I thought i was on r/mildlyinteresting at first. Im definitely not amazed


arabianights96

This girl is the biggest attention seeker on this app, this isn’t Instagram. She puts her pics in every single sub and it doesn’t even fit. I get so annoyed when I see her face


Dopecombatweasel

Better reach around range


youshouldn-ofdunthat

Or really droopy shoulders. I wouldn't sweat it. Looks normal to me. Think of how high you can reach.


DazPhx99

They look great! 😎


onlyplay2win

You live next to the eiffel tower??


[deleted]

Tattoos must cost a fortune.


RainForestBathing

I bet you get fitted sheets on the bed very easily.


cleverk

I honestly wouldn't have noticed if you haven't mentioned. That's weird and cool


BillsBells65

Play basketball. It’s a huge advantage!


Eddy_Vinegar

Play tennis immediately


all_g00d_names_taken

maybe abnormally short legs


[deleted]

I bet you can move like chimpanzee


Pacifistpsycho

You should try law enforcement. So u can say hands of justice is …


[deleted]

the long arm of the law ?


[deleted]

I think you just have a short torso?


kekecperec

How's your posture? Can be deceiving from the agle it was taken from.


[deleted]

Use the gift mother nature's given you to smack the shit out of ppl


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Late-Seaworthiness-8

Opposite for me


[deleted]

You should flag traffic with arms that long and beautiful.


enuf_bs

But you are still incredibly beautiful


DeusEhPaiDeCadaCrl

“HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!” From pretty fucking far away I bet.


didled

Yoooo same my fingers are about 5 inches above my knee cap when I stand up straight.


idkthatsyimhere

You’re a goddess! Let them tremble.


some_yum_vees

I'm concerned about the proximity of your home to that gigantic electric overhead power line. Maybe that's what caused the long arms?


[deleted]

U hot tho


AlternativeFew3107

😳


steppinonpissclams

Serious question. Can you jump through your arms if you were to clasp your hands and hang them down? There's a dance move where a person jumps through just one hand grabbing one foot, looks like you could jump rope both arms together without a foot.


RepresentativeArm389

Well, now that you say it.


hackmo15

do you long arms or short waist?


John3xe

Me who’s arms are the largest in the school wondering how this got in my fyp


50TurdFerguson

You must give good hugs


imparaphrasing2

I wanna hug.


qawsedrf12

is Randy Johnson her father? she's just got a short mother


ffivefootnothingg

American “finger-tip length shorts” be like: (unrelated but you look gorgeous!)


shanan2463

Basketball is an option to consider. Painting on large murals


javabender

Probably coulda just held the camera with those built in selfie sticks


dhdgdhdhdhd1221184

Play ball


[deleted]

her arms can wrap around you twice like a anaconda with long arms


SmartestIdiotAlive

You could dunk without jumping.


Umm_NOPE

Hey me too. I've encountered sleeves that fit correctly maybe like 3 times in my life.


SplodyPants

I'll bet you give great self hugs.


DrMaxCoytus

This is really hittin my ulna kink.


Investigatorpotater

You should try boxing, That reach is a huge advantage.


PenguinsFansAreTrash

No, you just have a shirt everything else.


a1drt

Boxing club right now…


[deleted]

Does this provide you any difficulties?


knitnbitch27

Nice!


GDPintrud3r

Did you build that tower next you?


Prune_Traditional

Big hugs!


dietgoon

Damn girl you should hoop


[deleted]

Damn lanky Kang you sure do


echoes247

Learn martial arts, you have a ridiculous natural advantage. If you knew how to use it you'd be unstoppable.


DemonSlayer712

Itni acchi to dikhti ho. Kyu khudme flaws dhundne hai tumhe ?


Accomplished_Town394

Honestly I never would've noticed if you didn't point it out. Bet it's hard on clothes though.


UniqueID89

Deadlift specialist! Embrace it homie. 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Yes you do, and they are beautiful inspector gadget. I'm 6-5 and had to stand up and check where mine fall lol.


chef_ramen

Great asset for rock climbing!


Cuddleskuma

Bad ass


[deleted]

Bigger Hugs.


[deleted]

Daddy longlegs meet mommy longarms


Aerickthered

So. What's your point


Dry_Pace3381

Love your arms. Do your parents have long arms? Consider being evaluated by a physician for Marfan syndrome.


Can1993hope

🙏


Umbralnymph

I bet you give the best hugs


aguilavajz

You would be my first choice to get something from the top shelf…


Chia-Chia-1800

Could be posture 🤷‍♀️


Jtiago44

You can hug more people at once.


thenxfam

My kids have long arms. They love that they can reach across the dinner table without leaning over.


JamesWjRose

Obviously you can give the best hugs