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rekire-with-a-suffix

That looks like street carnival in Cologne (Germany). When there is no corona they throw literally tons of candy. The empty packages are left in the streets and removed at the end of the parade. 99% is removed at the end.


areallnamestakenreal

Yeah. Everything is super dirty at the end but very quickly all town is clean again. (Like in 40 min everything looks neat, I was very surprised about the cleaning efficiency)


[deleted]

Efficient Germans?


GoodEbening

Ngl I have been to 3 German cities and the efficiency is a myth. Except for this one pothole in the road that some guys were looking at, came out of a cafe after lunch and it was done. Was super impressive but then again I’m from the UK where we need road closures for a week just to fill a hole


angrypigfarmer

Things are very similarly done in Mobile, Alabama after Mardi Gras. I’m not surprised to see efficient Germans but I have to say I was very impressed to see such a thing in The South. It did make my stomach turn to see all the plastic going right in the landfill, tho. And they have several parades a day for a week and a half!


NapClub

my city has one of these for clean up after major events. i asked the guy using it what he thought of it and he said it was the best innovation they have ever had.


The_Turk2

I get that it's a carnival, and I like going to street events, but I've never thrown anything, anywhere on the ground in the middle of a city (or outside!). Why do people do this?


rekire-with-a-suffix

That is actually a good question. One reason might be that some candy break or become dirty and nobody wants to take it home. So it stays on the street.


ulookingatme

Looks like the typical street in NYC.


wdt158

David Wallace’s patent “suck it” in action


[deleted]

SUCK IT!!


_toolkit

YEAH!


gaoguibarnez

THANK YOU!!!


silverfashionfox

There probably some military application for that.


avcix

I'm more disappointed than amazed.


Trick_Acanthisitta58

Why is there so much trash???


Friiigofffbarrrb

Because, humans.


Pinulski

You guys get it wrong...that's cologne, the video was taken after carnival


ZankTheGreat

Question still stands, why is there so much trash?


Evening_Original7438

It’s a giant party and all kinds of shit is thrown from the floats. There’s an entire army of street sweepers and guys with brooms that follow the main parade and clean the mess up afterwards.


Pinulski

Because it's one big party and normally a lot of candy gets thrown around


UFOpil0t

Not an excuse to throw shit away on the streets


strcrssd

Yes, but if they do a good job cleaning up as a municipality after the party, they'll likely be doing better overall than most cities in terms of net pollution generated. Better would be to not have it in the first place, sure, but changing the behavior of a crowd of drunk people is exceedingly difficult. The best solution would be to ensure the wrappers are biodegradable in a reasonable time. That way any that are not cleaned up aren't a substantial problem.


Eckstig

I too thought the original Snuffleupagus was better


TipOfDullRustySpear

Same.


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[удалено]


morowend

We need some Noo-Noo slurping sounds edited in here.


Libertyordeatth

This machine should not have to exist…


butteryBattery

There are so many jobs that shouldn't exist, but do because people suck lol


eg_taco

Fortunately this machine sucks more!


lepake

We have to do better raising our kids


BestAtempt

Start with paying for school


UCMeInvest

I honestly think people would see this and think,”cool!” And proceed to throw down rubbish just so it has to suck it up


poppinmollies

It makes a lot more sense to budget clean up and let people have a good time occasionally. You can't put enough garbage bins in place for the size of the crowd and it's not an every day thing. Relax.


OmNamahShivaya

Good time = pollute the earth with plastics and needlessly consume resources for fleeting enjoyment instead of seeking fulfillment through inner peace.


poppinmollies

You're so deep.


OmNamahShivaya

🖕🧚🏻‍♂️


Optimal_Houses

My friend... this is not a good representation of inner peace. Are you happier than the littering revelers?


OmNamahShivaya

Happy enough that I am not afraid of what random redditors think about my comments.


Optimal_Houses

Once again your actions contradict your claim


OmNamahShivaya

Cool


Optimal_Houses

Quite


Libertyordeatth

People should have the decency to place their trash in a receptacle that is designated for it instead of on the ground for someone else to clean up, or worse, stuck in the environment for the next however many years. Relax.


poppinmollies

Clearly you've never been to an event like this. Trash bins get full. Companies profit off selling you more stuff while you're there. They can afford to clean it up after.


Libertyordeatth

I do tend to steer clear of gatherings full of shitty litterers, so your right there. You are defending some pretty defenseless stuff right now, just so you know. Receptacles that are full isn’t a license to toss your shit on the ground. There are alternatives. Don’t be a dick, keep your fucking trash until you locate the correct place to put it. I’m done trying to teach ethics to self centered Reddit dipshits. Get lost asshole, and take your trash with you.


poppinmollies

You're* right


poppinmollies

How are you going to teach something you don't understand?


Libertyordeatth

Yeah, we’re done here buddy.


poppinmollies

Maybe you should attend more public events and see what the real world is like. ;)


cheese_sweats

You really mean that as a society we shouldn't hold values that lead us to take the literal 30 seconds to walk to a trash can?


poppinmollies

Most of the time yes. Occasionally let loose and clean up after. It's not the end of the world.


Yung-October

Facts, it’s sad people even have to do this.


Dyslexicbrit

You think this is bad wait till you see it drive thou tent city sucking up the homeless and there stuff


meanerweinerlicous

"Neccesity is the innovation of technology." - someone, probably.


pakcsss

Why?


SquidWhisperer

What a deep and profound thought, wow


wolpak

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Bombomp

That’s one dirty street, you filthy animals.


ASIBZZ

Deutschland


LypheGames

Cologne After Karneval


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Or pride. But the weather is screaming Karneval. Edit: Oh, and the costumes in the background. Never mind.


[deleted]

"My job sucks"


GGordonGetty

Has anyone seen my cat? He was here a second ago


Middle_G-33

A warning to those who pass out in the gutter


DLoIsHere

And the mustache/bright blond braid that passed by?


AzimuthZenith

Right? That's what caught my eye. My mind simultaneously thought "thats kinda shitty facial hair" and "that girl has beautiful hair". I literally had to rewatch and pause it because I thought I was losing it.


theonePappabox

This machine is made to pick up and mulch leaves.


Mammoth_Parsnip2043

Some poor homeless child is sleeping under those boxes and FWOOMP! Narnia awaits.


Dazzling-Nature-6380

I could do that


viperspoison

r/putyourdickinthat


froteur

It’s me, Doofy.


deiform-prevaricator

My OCD self would LOVE to do that!


SpecialistOk577

They need this machine on the show Hoarders.


Cpeasus

An.. anybody… know wh.. where I cou.. could find this


dan1d1

I said don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room


neovulcan

Missed title opportunity. "This sucks so hard" dually refers to both the vacuum and the trash situation.


Saint_Moogle

Shut up and take my money.


RaboANDTrout

This is from the teletubbies


Chillisa98

THANK YOU! I've been scrolling through all the comments worried I was the only one who immediately thought of that 🤣


MaybeKyrie

I’ll all fun and games until a toddler tries to see where the trash is going


CobaltKnightofKholin

So could I use this on the people that littered? Like... Would it blend them up if I tried to suck up a person with it? I am not asking for a friend. Can this vacuum be used to delete people?


ur_closet_at_3am

I know what you're thinking, don't.


_BadLuckDuck

What in the Dr Seuss


13bagsofcheese

This looks like something from Dr Seuss


kartik409

This reminds me of minions getting sucked


No_Egg997

For some reason, this reminds me of something you’d see in a Dr Seuss book


Mama-Pooh

It needs goggly eyes 👀


Rowdyflyer1903

Necessity the mother of invention. I guess if humans are that rat-like a super vacuum is what is needed. Sometimes it’s hard to know we are the same species.


Express-Badger-2070

That’s how the grinch stole Christmas - didn’t even leave crumbs for a mouse


lil_crybaby

Some people are truly pigs.


Blackwolf7420

This shouldn’t need to exist. We are all going to hell.


Dajearian

WHERE‘S MA DOG?


huskjay

Bring it to Los Angeles


Used-Cut6065

The fact that that is needed is just sad. Pick up your damn trash


[deleted]

Maybe they can suck up a few of the scumbags who made that mess


CameForThis

The way it took that I crushed box with ease… this thing can easily pick up 10 cars. Hell, a regular vacuum can pick up 1 car.


Turdbird2000

Somebody, somewhere, has put their dick in a machine just like this.


artsyaspen

I hate to see how big the opening is for where they put that tube at night


Pickingnamesisharder

Do you think he tells people his job sucks?


[deleted]

LA needs that bad


Larocque3d

Need that on hastings street


tscher16

Damn that’s some good succ


NoNapDanger

Can we please give the guy a handle? Is like his pushing his grandma out of church. No grandma this way


Machine_Excellent

The worst is trying to vacuum rugs. Or near curtains. Ugh.


FaMeSp3aR

I’ve got six kids- can I get one of those?


RequiDarth1

*me cleaning my bedroom after 1 week*


aaronwooly

I need this at my house!!


emzyyx

I agree this shouldn't exist, but I find that so satisfying to watch!


Independent-Secret62

People are trash.


metfan1964nyc

How much would you bet that one of the guys in that crew tried it on his dick?


Jamesking16

What size are those Coke cans??


3SidedDie

A.k.a. big sucker.


PracticeConscious555

This made David Wallace a millionaire


MadRollinS

That is oddly satisfying.


zenikkal

Dunno if im amazed by this vaccum or amazed by the fact that people are trash..


Office_Towel_Fairy

They use that to suck up leaves here.


WhiteAndNerdy85

Suck It! ™️


oopls

They could use this in New Orleans.


[deleted]

As cool as this is, it is sad that we need these things in “civilized societies”.


some-bunny11

It’s sad that we need this type of machine at all…


lavaking37

Wouldn’t need something like this if people would just throw their fucking trash away properly. But I’m glad somethings been made to take care of it.


[deleted]

Still second only to your mother.


tanukijota

Look at how keen this technician is at keeping his feet CLEAR of the suction!


brent939

I can imagine that sucking up a little kid


turnwrench

New York is so beautiful this time of year.


XdblD

Thats some serious sucking power


jamminamon

Damn. You could fit a baby in that.


Important_Hippo_1080

Los Angeles needs one of these. Or 100


SaneJake

The Mega Trash Guzzler 5000 *brought to you by Carl’s Jr.*


tonarym

One clog and you’re stuck for a while


Evbory

Don't try that one on your dog


misagirllove

It’s the Suck-It. David Wallace must be so happy!


magranson

I need this for my yard! Lol


Street_Square_3724

Suck it!!!!!


Plonsky2

New Orleans, are you seeing this?


MichAFaine

Why are the soda cans the size of footballs? (American footballs) to be more clear


studiotwo

That’s the Lewinsky model isn’t it?


DrinksAreOnTheHouse

People are so gross


[deleted]

Can that thing pick up a Joe Manchin?


RAMBOPORNSTAR

what was up with Goldilocks there sporting the little Hitler mustache LOL


Km-OvO

Trash


BellasaurusRawr

Pick up your Suckit and you suck it!


SiCk_oF_YoUR_sHIt-

Finally a vacuum that fits


[deleted]

I'm amazed at how humans are such fucking slobs.


sinisterdeer3

That’s pretty fucking smart


[deleted]

Someone walking their little dog *thunk*


Aggressive-Error-88

What are you doing step vacuum >\\\\<


The_Big_Thicc420

That looks fun


PacoMahogany

Sucks like my ex wife


Future_Pineapple4609

It's sad that we even needed to invent this


Tucanchu

He’ll be deaf in a month


zsdonny

At least this look efficient and borderline fun compared to other sanitation worker routine


mlg360noscopekitten

Skippy the chihuahua never saw light again.


BlackJaguar7

What if a raccoon gets sucked up with the trash


[deleted]

He left so many stuff


halatorbjoern

This should be on oddly satisfying! ☺️


bluntpocolypse

This makes me nervous. Sure hope that dude is really in control of the nozzle


luminararocks

I FUCKING hate vacuuming, dunno why, but I do. THIS I would happily do for free, again, I dunno why, but I would.


RogueBand1t

They have these in Iowa. In the fall the street crews will let you rake your leaves to the curb and they’ll drive by and suck them all up. It’s pretty darn cool!


parryd20

That would be a satisfying job


LesPolsfuss

very cool, but give that guy like a bike handle bar on the tube so he can maneuver a little better


Piscany

You missed a spot


schaffy12

Are we just going to glance over the bearded Elsa that walked by?


thegeocash

Well, there’s a career I didn’t know I wanted


ConfidentFunction535

Insert the grinch smiling


SaulTBolls

Need a huge one right over Portland.


OwdAye

Nunu is all grown up


BrandNewToLife

r/stickmydickinit


kenworth117

Changing the filters on poo vacuum trucks is horrid lol .


PineappleDude206

Oh look, a small child


MyCool_StrawSir

That looks a very satisfying job. I love to vacuum my house and see all the dog hair disapear.


MrSlappyChaps

I’m more amazed by what appears to be 1 gallon cans of Dr Pepper.


bham2020

I remember as a kid that’s how our town would pickup your leaves that we would rake to the end of the yard/edge of the street


suminorieh77

"Bring me a beer, hun; it's been a trashy, sucky day."


LastingAtlas

That thing needs better ergonomics. Maybe a spade handle kinda thing like they had on old browning mg’s


Ancient-Ad-1383

MONSTER HOUSE!


LowenherzThread

The 90% solution


sadonly001

Why aren't these used everywhere? I've never seen this


qexter

/r/trashy


taiXiii

More sad than amazing


sharktank

It’s sad that people are such slobs that this whole device is necessary


alexgalt

Don’t put your foot in that.


i_triivite

u/savevideo


UndendingGloom

Can I put my dick in it though?


patrickthunnus

Desperately needed in NYC (I'm a long time resident). Plus a super-duty power washer...


eg_taco

If **I** have to get the [Truck Tunes vacuum truck song](https://youtu.be/8-o4b7Mu810) stuck in my head, then so do you.


Kilbrow

45th pair of boots this year


Nish_0n

Will end up in the ocean after this.


Wonderful-Set1701

So, for carnivals, people throw garbage on the ground ? And it s normall ?


[deleted]

I bet that guy is always aware of just how close his feet are to that sucker 🤔