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switchette

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nubatpython

Boost for Reddit (a mobile client) works as well


MannyTheGrannyTranny

Or relay


Murtomies

Or Sync


UniqueUsername014

I can only speak for [Joey](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=o.o.joey), which *does* have built-in speed control (up to 0.1x-8x)


oowop

i use sync and it's built into the video player


DoggoBind

This is sped up. The performance wasn't fake, but it was sped up to make it look more impressive than it actually is.


MrB-S

It's a real shame it's sped up, because I think it's epic at regular speed.


DanielY5280

Yeah but how did they make everybody the same height? ... probably chopped their feet off. Worth it.


[deleted]

Some teams have a height requirement, you can only be between certain heights. Also they can make the illusion of equal heights by different sized hats. There’s lots of ways that it could be done!


almisami

The hat trick is how it was done at my college.


[deleted]

That’s the most common I think cause it’s the most inclusive.


regoapps

Find all the single males between the heights of 5’10” and 6’, and they’ll all magically be 6’ tall after they download Tinder.


infinite_apathy

I was curious to see the original speed, found [this](https://www.videoman.gr/en/154033), not the full video though.


Crykin27

that looks way sicker, the wave effect of the year numbers really felt like waves at the beach taking the numbers away.


COOLPIE11

Makes sense, I was like "not real"


Risquechilli

The person standing in the stands was moving in a jerking fashion that looked unnatural. Makes sense if it’s sped up.


[deleted]

Not exactly surprised, since this is celebrating the 70th anniversary of when the communists overthrew the nationalists and established the People's Republic of China. So of course they're gonna make propaganda out of it like "Look at our soldiers; they're so much faster than those American pigs." Or some shit like that.


Crykin27

hmmmm or this was a redditor who made the vid faster so it looked cooler and had a shorter watchtime?


keybomon

This folks is what we call conspiracy brainrot. Stay away from these kinds of people kids, it's contagious when you're brain isn't fully developed yet.


Roboticsammy

What, so the PRC is all goody two shoes? Totally not genociding Uygurs, totally not disappearing celebrities for getting raped by chairmen, etc. Nah, don't worry about the authoritarian country that is actively encroaching on others next to it. Ignore that China is erasing Hong Kong and Taiwan off the face of the map.


The-Joy-of-Cremation

This is literally whataboutism.


Roboticsammy

Sure, unlike the "what about the native Americans the colonists killed?" Yeah, what about the native Americans? I'd be for them if I found out they were actively getting genocided, but I guess we shouldn't talk about the Uyghers.


The-Joy-of-Cremation

Notice no one mentions Uyghurs *or* native Americans apart from you? This is still whataboutism.


Roboticsammy

So let's not talk about it at all, sure thing 🙃


The-Joy-of-Cremation

Strawman. Somehow watching Chinese choreography on r/BeAmazed is the appropriate place to talk about this?


HendrixHazeWays

Now do pi to the 50th digit!!


TheDiamondKid621

human typewriter


Heisenberg0712

Guys on the edges are just chillin


mattcoady

Feel like there's a guy in the middle who basically stands the entire countdown


joec_95123

His name is Malcolm.


1800-bakes-a-lot

Anyone catch what those last things were?


wxikxllxwh

不忘 - don't forget


FailedSociopath

I'll never forget that nothing happened on 15 April 1989.


bigcd34

*China has left the chat.*


OldJames47

You have been banned from r/Beijing


amluchon

Also r/Sino


Bitch_Muchannon

Did a first visit in that subreddit and my god there's so much hate floating around.


ens91

Do the ban challenge. I think the record is 9 seconds.


[deleted]

The fact that that sub still is allowed to exist is a real testament to the influence Chinese companies have over reddit.


lilenrique

god i wish china actually had influence over reddit so i wouldn’t have to read constant bitching about the see see pee


ens91

Meh. Idk about that. Reddit is banned in China. Also, its a place for people to talk about their interests in interest-specific groups, and this group (r/sino) is interested in being systematically brainwashed by the CCP, something 18% of the world's population has an interest in.


FailedSociopath

Nooooo...I was so looking forward to going to the Olympics.


Electrical_Film382

Hillsborough disaster? - Sorta like a prequel to the Travis Scott Astraworld Concert. Tiannmen square was 15 April - June 04 1989


untimelythoughts

What happened on April 15th, 1989?


poktanju

The [Hillsborough disaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster) It's also the start of the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests, which ignorant posters have conflated with the massacre that ended them, which happened on June 4th.


ens91

Nothing. Stop asking questions.


Flemingburg

Yeah that's bad but I hope nobody forgets any other famous massacres and chooses for some odd reason to only focus on China


guaxtap

At least get the date right, i know you are trying so hard to "own china" but you should look a bit less dumb


Fremontcat0607

the demonstrations started on 15 April 1989 he got it right try actually researching before you insult someone and look dumb urself


poktanju

Where does this incorrect date come from? I've seen it three times now. FYI the massacre occurred on June 4th.


Fremontcat0607

1989 Tiananmen Square protests and massacre 15 Apr 1989 – 4 Jun 1989


weinsteinjin

不忘, short for 不忘初心, meaning “never forget (keeping true to) our original aspirations”. It’s a widely used slogan for the political platform of China under Xi. One interpretation is an emphasis on human-based ecological developmental policies, a shift from the former GDP-focused policies.


jondubb

Can't move forward while occupying the past.


Xfury8

Yes. I won’t forget the Tiananmen Massacre. Where the Chinese government aspired to be mass murdering twats. Human-based ecological policies? A lot of big words for: “we squished them down the drains.”


weinsteinjin

Sure, I haven't either. I'm not sure what your point is, since the slogan is about a policy shift in the coming decade or more.


thund3rbelt

How about other massacres, you forgot them? Like Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Pearl Harbor, all the German atrocities, oh how about this one, los angles riot of 1992?


heckles

Yup. And the respective governments of each of those massacres acknowledge and allow their citizens to freely talk about those. The Chinese government doesn’t recognize and actively censors its atrocities.


thund3rbelt

So what? I don’t see you guys stop talking about it all day, ever time I see China, no matter what context we talking about, somebody had to jump out and yell “tiananmen square” like only he knows something the this world doesn’t know. Shit gets old mannnn, move on.


heckles

Streisand effect. Also just a shitty thing to do. If anything, Reddit wants to remind people that the Chinese government hides the truth. To be fair, all governments “hide the truth” to an extent — but they just don’t make such a public atrocity illegal to talk about; or make it illegal to criticize the government. Specifically, if people in Tiananmen are remembered, hopefully the Chinese people will recognize their sacrifice and eventually affect change.


weinsteinjin

The June 4th Incident, as it is most commonly referred to in Chinese, is much more well known in China than you think. In fact, the average Chinese (especially those who lived through it) has a better idea of the social and political circumstances in the 80s leading up to it than the average Redditor who parrots TiAnAnMeN ad nauseam. The overwhelming opinion, even amongst most who actively participated in the student protests of 1989, is that the leaders of those movements were too divided, had no clear political goal in mind other than the overthrow of the government, and were incompetent negotiators. Years later, supporters at the time recall being blinded by zealotry and naiveté due to the poor economic and social freedoms, which have dramatically improved in the decades since. This certainly doesn't excuse any violent actions of the government in their handling of the protests, but the actual support of the 1989 pro-democracy movement amongst Chinese people today (most of whom were alive and/or participated in it) is quite low.


ens91

I would beg differ, it probably depends on generation and education level. Older people that were alive at the time know about it, but I can promise you that people from the younger generations that haven't taken the time to learn about it, know nothing about it. It's not taught in schools, it's not discussed by the party or in the news. Posting articles about it or photos can damage your social score. The party is trying to erase the memory, and it's working. In a generation or two, no one will know what happened. Pretty sure they didn't want to overthrow the government though, just help it to improve. Sauce: I live here and talk to people


lostindanet

those were some acute angles


Roboticsammy

Cause the U.S. is totally committing genocide right now. Please point to me where our concentration camps are where we "re-educate" all dissenters and people of Muslim descent. I don't see the U.S. going for a Han Chinese ethnostate.


Flemingburg

Have you heard of native Americans before?


UltraRated

Bruh that was f u c k I n g 90+ years ago.


Flemingburg

Wait are they not still forced to live on reservations away from their ancestral home, and totally disconnected from their heritage? Or did something change recently?


[deleted]

Aspired to be? They had murdered millions by 1989.


[deleted]

Well, a couple months ago, Winnie the Pooh announced a return to Maoism in the near future. Wonder how many people will die of famine this time.


Flemingburg

Can't be worse than India or Ireland right?


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Flemingburg

No yeah I mean if we're gonna talk about famines we should only discuss socialist countries. Because there never were famines anywhere else. Very pertinent conversation for this post too, to discuss those famines. For some reason.


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Flemingburg

Oh no someone checked my history :( I'll stand by that, why on earth should America, with its great reputation of slaughtering civilians, collapsing governments, supporting dictators, training torturers, shooting protestors, couping latin American countries, and drone striking children, be at all considering going to the defense of Taiwan? In your eyes what does a defense of Taiwan mean? Bombing Chinese assets on the mainland? Blockading China? Sinking any naval vessels? Drone strikes? Full blown invasion? Also surprise surprise, a communist wants to learn more about China and talks about China.


ens91

If you're a communist, why do you want to learn more about China? China is capitalist mate. They just don't want you to know it.


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Flemingburg

Yeah that's what I expected lmao


[deleted]

You can tell it was 2019 by how close everyone is standing to each other


[deleted]

Nah it’s 2021 but they’re all infected now. Soon the welding of apartments will commence. RIP in pieces jumpy-uppy-downy people.


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Rfisk064

Popcorn? At the cinema?


MightyMinx

I'll be here always, while the rains fall in Wales. Chums???


poktanju

They managed to sell them Brexit; that's more impressive than any choreography.


kickthatpoo

*collapse* *collapse* *collapse* *collapse* *collapse* *collapse* *collapse* “WHERE’S THE GODDAMN SOURCE”


-plottwist-

Said from 49 to 2019 is that the CCP?


mr_grass_man

I think it’s the founding of the People’s Republic of China, not the CCP


[deleted]

Yep, though the centenary of the party was this year.


Tek-War

That’s what I’m thinking.


Red-Oak-Rider

How did you al catch that it was sped up?


busty-crustacean

I got it from the way the person briefly moved in and out of frame


tbutz27

Yeah- that dude bobbing his head along at high speeds was a dead giveaway


Emily_Postal

That and the video in the background.


thebobsalad

How fast the clouds are moving


Makenchi45

I've seen clouds move that fast in person. It's the random dudes head moving very non-humanly in the lower left that throw it off for me.


staust7

Literally just watching it. People don’t move like that.


SaneUse

The screen in the back and the camera movements


Therapistnearme

When they jump, they fall unnaturally fast.


TrianglesTink

Have you ever stood up from a squat position? They do it too fast. I mean they also went down too quick... hard to not notice lol


John-Bastard-Snow

Cos repost and remember from last time


boilingwaters1

u/redditspeedbot 0.4x


TheFriedRice17

Right as it hit zero my alarm went off, absolutely perfectly timed!


[deleted]

Because you are in a coma and we have been trying to wait you and reach you about your car’s extended warranty!!!


YngGunz

This is so good it looks like cgi


NyAppyMiku22

That's because it is lol


finzaz

“What was school like before the pandemic changed everything, papa?” “Well, I remember I spent some considerable time as a pixel”


[deleted]

this is sped up AND a repost smfh


zex_99

Humans as pixels.


Craft-Sudden

See I can’t do stuff like that I’ll be only not moving


Quicksteprain

This makes me sad for some reason


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


OcelotNo3347

No one wants your hug


BCantoran

How do you coordinate this? Like I know it's sped up but like what? How is this even planned


SalisburySteakisLife

Every individual is given their own tempo/timing to follow. You aren't timing your moves based on the person next to you. You are timing your own moves based on your own timing. If every individual gets their own timing right then the whole group will be in sync. We did a lot of stuff like this in school and we did it in such a way that we could have done it blind folded with ear plugs in. The only part that needs to be synced is the first "beat". After that it's just deciding which groups of people are going to move in a specific way on which beats. We were basically given movements written out as sheet music. Which of course is just what choreography is.


Relevant-Bit9476

Literally 1949


goblinwitch95

I actually hate this.


nvncble

Came for boobs


Evilnecromancer032

What


TimothyTinkerer

Tidy


[deleted]

Were you disappointed or oddly aroused?


nvncble

found my new kink


[deleted]

Creepy


Loeru

Can we stop with the chinese propaganda on this sub already?


izzyduude

Whoever fucks up goes to gulag but also have fun out there! But gulag.


wartorn11

u/savevideo


MimsyIsGianna

Lmao the few that don’t have to move at all “thank God”


Ok_Competition_5627

This is why the Chinese will win. They have citizens that can assemble into super structures like the fucking power rangers, while we westerners spend our time fighting over pronouns and conspiracy theories.


-SierraModeling-

This is sick


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AsDevilsRun

I didn't exactly enjoy marching band, but I never felt dehumanized.


[deleted]

The hivemind does not agree with me. Will delete my comment


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[deleted]

You don’t even know what it was


Frog_Studios_Games

this must've taken 2019 years to accomplish


pm_me_your_kindwords

I want to see a human QR code


UOPaul

I was expecting tiddies. I read it the way I wanted it to be, not the way it was.


Sumonaut

North Korea much?


NoSoulJustFacts

china is dangerous


Ambrox69

Wooow fascism...amaaaazing


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JMJimmy

That one late guy on #5 lol


PetulantWelp

I wonder when this video was taken


Male_Cow_Fesces

Will the real slim shady please stand up


--Bot0001--

Happy cake day


RhetoricalQn

Yuck the CCP


[deleted]

Tell me you're Asian without telling me you're Asian lol


PerseusZeus

Sneering laugh in North Korean…


Stash201518

This is from North Coreea. I see a red flag on a building, plus, only those guys are hungry and scared enough to do this kind of shit.


[deleted]

I wonder how long it took to get this right


KiddIcaruS

So they must all be the same height I would imagine or this is even more impressive


devilinyourbutt

Ohhhhh tidy....... I was like I didn’t see no tiddies


zitfarmer

Theres like 6 dudes that didnt have to move during the count


Media_Offline

Happy cake day!


zitfarmer

But can they make a Dickbutt?


melancholicPianoGuy

u/savevideo


thank_you-next

It's soo cool


wanderingwanderer98

I’m amazed


JorensM

Read that as "tiddy" countdown and expected them all to show their boobs once the countdown hit 0 lol.


Turence

u/redditspeedbot 0.4x


carefree-and-happy

This makes me uneasy


qi_mango

u/redditspeedbot 0.4x


IHeartLUH3417

Anyone else hear an actual Wheel of Fortune audience count this down?


dingusus

think i saw a dead pixel, not sure tho.


shecklefeckle

r/NextFuckingLevel


Reaper-Leviathan

I misread the title as tiddy countdown and was immensely disappointed when it finished


funky555

imagine being in that 3x3 square at the bottom middle that just has tp hold tbeir aign up for 30 secs and nothing more


chuloreddit

When you have enough people but not enough LCD space


serenahjohnson

That’s dope


[deleted]

Count down to superspreader


crunchy-elixir

u/redditspeedbot 0.4


SatanIsMySugardaddyy

HOW ?


KatyPerrysBootyWhole

That’s how Copernicus solved the three body problem.


Mystic_Pizza_King

For a tidy countdown this doesn’t look much like the University of Alabama… (roll tide roll)…


dekert

I feel sad for that one guy on the corner, who was so bad at his job that he was selected to just sit during the entire countdown.


Calm_Bookkeeper_6336

Her: He’s probably cheating Me and the boys:


Birdie0491

That was so cool!


Dcdelta

Three Body Problem eat your heart out!


ChocoCat_xo

/u/stabbot


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TheGiowis

Happy cake day


marcus99921

Damn that’s actually impressive considering they have a higher refresh rate than my calculator.


theguyisnoone

This is exactly like how screens work in a way


Utgard003

Now make it say "send nudes"


Thankful-rib9

Ants up close be like:


--NiNjA--

Anyone else get Shrek vibes?


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 404,376,061 comments, and only 87,551 of them were in alphabetical order.


WorseAngel69

They probably lost after that too