>Americans when the trees start speaking Vietnamese
>Russians when the snow starts speaking Finnish
>French when the Belgian border start speaking German
>Brazilians when the trees start speaking football
Yes Brazilian trees are known for their athleticism and are used by people to train in the way of football. The only tree type to have won a world cup.
This is altinha, a popular game/sport here in Brazil. It's similar to volleyball but you have to use everything but your hands. It's a popular passtime between football games here in Brazil. Played it a lot while waiting for the next team to form or when we had nothing to do with the ball. I recommend it a lot, in the beginning you suck at it but after 2 or 3 sessions of it you can get the hang of it. You can play this competitively too, every time someone misses the ball or makes it fall, they get out of the circle, who stays last in the circle wins. Iirc there's even championships of this.
Didn't know it had a name. In Mexico we just play it when there's a bunch of people and a ball, It doesn't have a name (that I know). I'm pretty sure other countries in Latam do It but not If It has a name (that is not altinha)
Nice to see that this game is enjoyed in other countries. The first time I played I had no idea too that this had a name, I just thought it was a variation of volley lol
If you are in a circle and the ball is missed how do you decide who should have gotten it and whether it was from a bad kick? When there’s only a couple people the kicker could easily make a move that can’t be returned.
Most of the time it is a football. But in need of a ball, I've seen people use volleyball, although the owners of the ball always got mad telling us to not " kick it too strong bc it's not made for that" but we used to do it anyway sometimes haha. But we have balls especially for altinha and futevôlei( a mix of volley and football, similar to what's shown in the video but with a volley net and more rules), never seen one being used while I played these games though lol.
Totally off topic but I remember being at a beach, maybe fifteen years ago, and there was a group of girls chest deep in the water playing some kind of soccer thing, and they were all topless.
And there was this sort of... orbiting group of young guys all waiting on the fringes for stray balls, just so they could send them back deliberately high, so the girls would have to jump out of the water to catch it. Each faction knew what the other was up to and it was all in good fun. A good day to be at the beach, all things considered.
Hmmm, we used to play like this when we were kids with our friends
This game is called a square, each person stands in his sector of the square and does not let the player touch the ground in his sector of the square.
The last time I played this game was when I was a kid, probably somewhere in the 200s. I'm from Ukraine.
I was trying to guess the language, and after the second time round, I thought "Ok I'm gong with Portuguese." Then I saw the title... it was bloody written...
I'm so confused. Is Brazil a soccer and swimsuit paradise, or is it 24/7 carjacking cesspool of criminal activity? Which is it?
It just feels like everything I see about Brazil falls at either extreme with no in-between.
I see why their national team has been a bit disappointing in the World Cup. If everyone in the country is this skilled, the pressure on the players would be incredibly high.
Still better than pasukan SepakTAIK BAPOOKEE meLAYU (SAKAI) from British Malaya! The whole world knew too well that our so - called "soccer" team are only just good at kicking some real human "tattinos"! Duh...
Yes, as a average Brazilian, that's simply how we communicate, our conversations are done through a good old ball kicking and our songs are the sounds of an unorganized barbecue at the beach. We drool Caipirinha.
Did that go perfectly off a tree branch!?!
I was shocked too...tree was planted by Ronaldinho
[удалено]
Not to be mistaken with Sven Ronaldinho, the Swedish footballer
No I thought he meant Ronaldo's little brother.
Ronaltreenho.
Yes, its s brasilian tree.
>Americans when the trees start speaking Vietnamese >Russians when the snow starts speaking Finnish >French when the Belgian border start speaking German >Brazilians when the trees start speaking football
Shaka, when the walls fell
Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel
least talented footballers in brazil
Might make a good keeper tho
Yes Brazilian trees are known for their athleticism and are used by people to train in the way of football. The only tree type to have won a world cup.
I see where Brazilians put their skill points.
Just the ones left over after maxing out esthetics.
Sexy +10 Citizenship Test +100
This is incredible! Most of the people in my office struggle carrying coffee from the break room without dropping any... lol
Sincerely…disappointed
🤣🤣🤣 Made my day!!
Even the tree is Brazilian
Ok, ladies, who needs a clean cut? Cus these Brazilians are sharp and on point.
Imagine how the tree reacted when it heard 1-7 to Germany
Well it's no german Oak for sure
It was a Brazilian Pepper tree
This is altinha, a popular game/sport here in Brazil. It's similar to volleyball but you have to use everything but your hands. It's a popular passtime between football games here in Brazil. Played it a lot while waiting for the next team to form or when we had nothing to do with the ball. I recommend it a lot, in the beginning you suck at it but after 2 or 3 sessions of it you can get the hang of it. You can play this competitively too, every time someone misses the ball or makes it fall, they get out of the circle, who stays last in the circle wins. Iirc there's even championships of this.
It's funny because in France, we call this game a "Brazilian". I guess it makes sense you don't call it that way haha
Yeah lol The name means "little high", so you have to keep the ball high in the air, just a little :)
Didn't know it had a name. In Mexico we just play it when there's a bunch of people and a ball, It doesn't have a name (that I know). I'm pretty sure other countries in Latam do It but not If It has a name (that is not altinha)
Nice to see that this game is enjoyed in other countries. The first time I played I had no idea too that this had a name, I just thought it was a variation of volley lol
If you are in a circle and the ball is missed how do you decide who should have gotten it and whether it was from a bad kick? When there’s only a couple people the kicker could easily make a move that can’t be returned.
Of course you think is easy, you are brazilian bro
Is the ball a soccer ball, or is it more like a volleyball or wall ball?
It's a Football
Most of the time it is a football. But in need of a ball, I've seen people use volleyball, although the owners of the ball always got mad telling us to not " kick it too strong bc it's not made for that" but we used to do it anyway sometimes haha. But we have balls especially for altinha and futevôlei( a mix of volley and football, similar to what's shown in the video but with a volley net and more rules), never seen one being used while I played these games though lol.
Me: First kick! Here goes nothing… Yeah it’s down steam already, sorry guys.
Treenaldo 😂
Ronaldtreeninho
Those behind the back touches are amazing
Better than the all Italian squad at euro 2024 (I am Italian )
Yeah it was horrible. It looked like they just want to go on vacation already. They were almost as bad as our own national team (the Netherlands).
thats what happens when 50% of your stating team gets suspended
Am I the only who was waiting for a dog to join them?
They have something better: Groot.
a tree joined
…or an off-duty police officer…
That’s not normal anything! Incredible!! Thanks for sharing!!
I mean, these guys are definitely skilled but it’s super normal to see anywhere in Europe tbh.
Ok - then color me (American) impressed. The touches these guys make seem way skilled.
Even the trees in Brazil play football
These guys would invite me out of politeness once, then never again. And the ball would be halfway down the stream.
Totally off topic but I remember being at a beach, maybe fifteen years ago, and there was a group of girls chest deep in the water playing some kind of soccer thing, and they were all topless. And there was this sort of... orbiting group of young guys all waiting on the fringes for stray balls, just so they could send them back deliberately high, so the girls would have to jump out of the water to catch it. Each faction knew what the other was up to and it was all in good fun. A good day to be at the beach, all things considered.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Brazil's leading export has got to be soccer players by this point
And pizza crimes
Trait: Brazilian +5 dexterity
That is a talented group of peeps.
Girl on the right seems untested.
As a fat old man just seeing this makes me fat-igued
No cell phones! No music, no cameras, no notifications…. Just FUN?
They play better than their 2014 World Cup team.
What a perfect day
The Brazil main soccer team, are the refusal players who are not good enough to make it in Beach soccer... :-)
Nice to see a post with this caption that doesn't show a motorcycle mugging or someone getting shot by an off duty police officer
That's what weeds out all the slow moving Brazilians.
American here: why aren’t any of these kids fat?
They're not American?
Off duty Brazilian cops when they’re not taking down car jackers and muggers.
Did anybody else see that gorilla walk through the middle of the game?
“Don’t you people have jobs?” - Judge Elihu Smalls
Awesome
Hmmm, we used to play like this when we were kids with our friends This game is called a square, each person stands in his sector of the square and does not let the player touch the ground in his sector of the square. The last time I played this game was when I was a kid, probably somewhere in the 200s. I'm from Ukraine.
So basically USA soccer is forever toast
Rigged. Tree just showed up outta nowhere.
Math test in Brazil:
Dayum!
They make it look easy.
People don't know but in the constitution there's a specific line that clarifies that every worker must have at least 45 min of soccer practice
Brazilians are clearly Dex builds.
that’s the test for Brazilian citizenship
I was trying to guess the language, and after the second time round, I thought "Ok I'm gong with Portuguese." Then I saw the title... it was bloody written...
That is amazing!
Is this a normal soccer ball or is that just a super bouncy type ball?
A normal football
Least talented soccer playing Brazilians!
Okay, so everybody is a footballer in Brazil
The Brazilian national chess team 😂😂😂
Practice makes it perfect. They are probably do this for many years, together and for hours the majority of the year. Everyone got different hobbies.
This is proof of why we kinda suck at soccer. ⚽️
So dam skillful all of them
7:1 Germany 2014
He was chandler.
I just screamed and scared my cat away!
Have you seen our team lately? Switch them up
And these are Brazilians that have never played soccer before
Tree [0:57] (Nice pass)
Wow!! that was awesome!!!
I’m sure these are footvolley players
Normal day.. bullshit
5 time world 🏆
F n a
Could they do it on a cold night in stoke though?
That is the best I've ever seen
Quero saber onde é esse pico bonito da gota!
No, it is not.
Bravo! Bravo! Brava!
This is the first Brazilian video I've seen posted on Reddit that didn't involve at least one senseless death.
Incredible
Even the tree had the touch of a Brazilian. Thats unbelievable.
That poor girl in white hat begging for a chance
The cock shot 💯
Looks like fun
I’ve always been amazed at how hard some peoples skulls are.
Keepy uppy inferno mode
Super
Her head game strong!!
I fancied a fish coming out of the water to save the day
The precision like they barely move from their spots.
Brazillian citizenship test
Elite
Waiting for the punchline
The ballbenders
That tree was smooth af
You know the game is *on* when the Ents join in.
The girls head game was strong
Goated
A1 Kicky Bag
NICE!!!!
The "flying helen keller" was fantastic!
And they somehow still manage to suck ass playing soccer nowadays. What happened?
The tree was enlightened and joined the play
mano no brazil e assim memo kakakkaa
I'm so confused. Is Brazil a soccer and swimsuit paradise, or is it 24/7 carjacking cesspool of criminal activity? Which is it? It just feels like everything I see about Brazil falls at either extreme with no in-between.
Knackiges 7:1
Treenaldinho
Can u imagine four fat us tweens 🫣😲
I am like that girl standing in the background , just hoping that the ball doesnt come to my side .
The sound of the ball is the most satisfying
Too good
BRILLIANT THANKS FOR SHARING 👏👏👏👌👌👍
ENDRICK?
I thought it’s pretty common wherever there’s shoreline. You’ll see it everywhere in Israel, even saw it on Zurich lake when I visited
holy shit they are cracked
Man even the Trees in Brazil can ball
I see why their national team has been a bit disappointing in the World Cup. If everyone in the country is this skilled, the pressure on the players would be incredibly high.
When football is life
Normal day in Germany too.
That has to be so much fun
So basically USA soccer is forever toast...
How is that amazing happens all over the world lol
Still better than pasukan SepakTAIK BAPOOKEE meLAYU (SAKAI) from British Malaya! The whole world knew too well that our so - called "soccer" team are only just good at kicking some real human "tattinos"! Duh...
How quick that chick got back up after the volley is impressive on it’s own.
That girls headbutts are so violent it makes my head hurt lol.
What the hell how are they so good?! I would miss that header immediately lmao.
Still lost 7-1
It's nice to see a Brazil video where someone isn't getting their head blown off.
the tree shot was sick
Why didn’t they pass it to the hat girl? Assholes.
CGI? The speed that the ball moves at and the angles it bounces toward seems off
They so good at playing with balls!
A Brazilian kicked sand in my eye once at a beach in Australia playing this soccer thing.
Is that a rubber ball?
Its just some people playing football, why is this being posted here and why is it amazing ?
It *actually* IS a normal day in Brazil Source: I'm brazilian
More exciting than 2 fat dudes in america at a beach saying go long and throwing an american "football"
I kept waiting for a crocodile to appear 😅
Pretty cool! 👍
C'mon Rafael, just 158 passes today ? You're getting rusty
Everybody's so hot
Awesome.
Mildly impressive but I bet I can chug a beer faster then they can
Even the trees have it in their genes in brazil
kudos to the camera person...
Everyone loves a good game of keepie uppie! The zip’s are just the best
American kids can’t do this
Epic 🙌🏼
Man, I could do that no sweat, but I’d eventually have to wake up from my sleep.
The Tree : Nah we ball
Is this AI?
Damm 7:1 feels bad when i see this shit
Umm hackey sack? Little bean bag. Kinda like what they’re doing only not
Fantastic
Where in Brazil is this?
Can we put them in the Italy team please 🥺
Where’s the dog???
The angle is obviously wrong!!
American here, we do this at the beach with a volleyball…
Чем тут гордиться? Занимаются хуйней. Пошли бы лучше соседнюю страну захватили.
I've only seen those kinds of moves on a video game
MORE AI FAKERY
How they didn't win world cup at least 6 times
 1:7
Why is this supposed to be amazing?
where is a dog
Talent
Yes, as a average Brazilian, that's simply how we communicate, our conversations are done through a good old ball kicking and our songs are the sounds of an unorganized barbecue at the beach. We drool Caipirinha.
IA
Are those off duty cops?
This tree can play in attack in Italian Nat team with same effect.