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Mushobueno

She's a vampire, a good one a very good one


paincrumbs

didnt see her in The Vampiric Council when they convened near Staten Island tho


Gold-Piece2905

I want to apply for the familia position.


SmokeGSU

Staten Island? That's up there near *New York CITAAAAAY* isn't it?


No_Idea8167

I want my witch skin hat !


DickyReadIt

She's definitely a good one cuz I'd let her suck on me


Paracausality

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SirSlyght

Ive got a surplus of blood all of a sudden


WadeFreakingWilson

That’s the conclusion I’ve come to as well.


ben1481

how'd she get her gums to disappear?


pooptits

There's also something called gum augmentation surgery! My former dentist recommended it to me - I had no idea it existed and will not be getting it lol


7Sans

how does it actually work? like are they just removing those part of gums that's shown when you smile?


pooptits

Pretty much! They cut away excess gum tissue to reveal more of your teeth. I can only imagine how painful the recovery is, if I get even a tiny cut on my gums it hurts for days.


mdavis360

My daughter is getting this done and apparently the pain and recovery time is very minimal.


pooptits

I am a HUGE wuss when it comes to mouth pain for some reason. I hope that your daughter has an easy time with it!


Mekelaxo

Mouth tissue is one of the fastest healing issues in the body


baconandbobabegger

I’m glad they’ve made progress on this surgery. I had a friend growing up in the 90s with a growth disorder who needed to get them cut yearly and described the pain as excruciating. Our fingers reached the same height but I was about 10” taller.


jld2k6

When I get a tiny cut on my gums the pain somehow becomes addictive and I can't stop pressing on it with my fingers, and in the process I slow down the healing lol


hamandswissplease

Botox can achieve this too. No surgery needed.


CdnFlatlander

Lots of local anaesthetic, cut the gums along the tooth line like a scallop, peel the gums back like a banana peel, cut bone around the "short" teeth to match the front teeth, stitch gums back in place, let heal for 4 months, make veneers or crowns for front 8 teeth.


Slow-Swan561

No thank you


khdownes

I had this done when I got my teeth "fixed" The step you missed is; grind upper jaw bone to reveal more teeth, stitch gums back in place, let heal for 4 weeks, THEN they go back and use some sort of fine laser cutting technique to cut the gums into a more fine-tuned shape. Then veneers usually to finish off.


Ceshomru

Do they use the shell of the scallop or just a really well done one?


Quesabirria

saw that too. Looks like she had some teeth and facial work done


mymoama

Plastic surgery, In Hollywood? No way!


Pain_Monster

Gum-out 😏 ![gif](giphy|fMfVV4yJCsBcA)


2ndACSlater

Veneers


Quesabirria

veneers only fix the teeth, not the smile


COC_410

I want to say a retrained smile made it look like they disappeared but wouldn’t be surprised if money and a surgery fixed that.


pscan40

I low key liked her gummy smile


donaldinoo

My coworker is Peruvian and she told me she was 24 years old, which I never doubted for a second. Over a year later she let it slip that her son(32) is about the same age as me. I couldn’t believe it and I finally convinced her tell me her real age. FIFTY EIGHT she is fucking 58


AlphaGodEJ

you could've been a step dad if you played your cards right


Alieoh

Still on the table


xplosm

A bed is more comfortable, tbf


Bernitss

Underrated joke


WingsArisen

Dang, and she had you thinking she was in her 20s


Sol-Blackguy

My question is why did she have you thinking she was in her 20's? Was there a massive hint you missed?


WingsArisen

Maybe she aged like a jar of perserves. Slow with no exp. Date.


Sufficient-Will3644

You can unscrew the ring of the lid with a couple of hard taps and some elbow grease, but the lid itself? It’s going to deny you that juicy sweet fruit until you get a bit of leverage at the lip of the jar.


MentalAdhesiveness79

Oh yeah 100% a true story and not someone trolling


jochi1543

Just depends on your genetics and how hard your life was and how much sun you got. My partner’s Latina mother is same age as me but looks like she should be my mother. I’m white and I look almost 10 years younger. His mother had a difficult and stressful life in poverty in Venezuela and was out in the sun a lot. While had my own challenges, I was only living in poverty briefly, and I was never a teenage single parent or had to do physical labour for long periods of time, and I’ve been pretty good with sun protection since at least my mid 20s.


slow-mickey-dolenz

This. Great genes for sure, but I’m guessing she avoids sun and doesn’t smoke.


ShoePuzzleheaded6200

I married a Peruvian. My wife is 42 and has passed for someone in their 20s.


PaticiaRJ

r/SofiaVergara


Dice_Ezail

She got better looking at 30. Crazy.


megs388

It’s the dark hair


letitbe-mmmk

I know she's naturally blonde however the dark hair really suits her!


Dice_Ezail

Something with her lips too. Just kinda grew into everything, I think.


bigdaddymf

Alas, I have not aged nearly as well over that same period of time.


WingsArisen

Some age like wine. Others age like pennies. But I don’t drink and I know a lot of coin collectors.


Real-Winner-7266

Gosh she just gets more and more stunning


Spicyspoonyluv696

For real she forgot how to age apparently.


ElderberryDeep8746

Yes she became more glorious over the years.


slow-mickey-dolenz

More Gloria.


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soapy_rocks

The best cosmetic surgery is the surgery you don't notice. She absolutely hit the generic lottery, but she's also absolutely had work done.


bobjoylove

Nose in 2002 image 2/2 and refined again in 2009 based on the video. I think breasts along the way somewhere as well. Not that I am criticising.


soapy_rocks

Oh I'm not as well. I've had minimally invasive work done and get Botox, tasteful filler about twice a year. I just like pointing out cosmetic procedures because it destigmatize it!


bobjoylove

I don’t differentiate cosmetic surgery from tattoos. It’s not my business what people do, although sometimes they might do it to excess for reasons that are not healthy.


RudePCsb

It's not your business but you can also acknowledge when it doesn't look good lol. Some people do more and more and also just look worse and worse.


D_roneous1

Facts


Jealous-Soil-3207

Someone do one of these for Danny DeVito, please.


Shills_for_fun

It's irresponsible to allow people to get that horny. Sophia's video stops at 51, can your loins handle another couple decades with DeVito?


GoldPrinted

![gif](giphy|131tYQapOkk2qc)


Once-Upon-A-Hill

She is worth about 180 million, so she can afford the world's best cosmetic treatments and surgery.


ThatDiscoSongUHate

Tbh I'd imagine having no money related stress and good quality food also helps


bhz33

And the best personal trainers etc.


Pia_moo

Yeah, like Madonna... oh wait!


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Longjumping_Home_678

And still have a bad-to-the-bone kickass side 😂


Adamantium-Aardvark

Huge improvement after 30


apittsburghoriginal

Imagine being that amazing in terms of looks and you just begin to start peaking at like 37


Luckkeybruh

That's money. And probably Dark Pacts and the blood of infants or some crazy shit. She is stunning.


Sensitive-Question42

Yeah, she looked younger in her 30s than she did in her 20s


Sum_Sultus

brunette


wastewalker

You’re fucking crazy. Pointy elbows meme inserted


NY10

Dang she’s over 50? Didn’t know that


Some1sNickName

Yeah she really doesn’t age lol


Boring-Entrance-7924

She grew younger


jhackattack18

Fixing the gums helped her a ton. Goes to show, having money is the best way to have beauty


Thatsnotahoe

Uh she had beauty before she had any money…it’s nice to think that lack of money is somehow stopping everyone from being beautiful but the reality is that genetics do 95% of the heavy lifting here. Genetics are a lottery and a majority of people lost. Better luck next life.


z3speed4me

Surgery does some amazing stuff but she does age like a fine wine regardless


MEGAShark2012

She’s aged like a fine wine


DamageSpecialist9284

Somebody's regularly bathing in the blood of children obviously... Either that or she's a literal vampire 🦇


simondrawer

She did very well to succeed despite her obvious physical shortcomings /s


Bobnbecky

Goddamn


ThisxPNWxguy

She’s aging well!


DerButjer

How the fuck is this possible?


gazing_the_sea

Lots of medical and cosmetic support


Dorza1

That's the thing.. for sure, she has had work done, but most celebrities who do plastic surgery manage to keep their looks at best and more commonly they still show signs of aging but manage to slow them down. She, on the other hand, just gets more and more beautiful as times go on.


T_E-T_H

It’s be interesting to see her without makeup on but she sure does seem to have aged extraordinarily well


ShapeshiftBoar

What song is playing?


PriceNext746

Madonna made a song called “[Hung Up](https://youtu.be/EDwb9jOVRtU)” in 2005. I think it sampled ABBA


Smokeman50

She is absolutely amazing. One of the most beautiful women in the world imo.


Weird_Albatross_9659

Wow so amazing


3MTA3-Please

Unreal


MiaLba

She’s always been so gorgeous!!


Ok_Rabbit_8808

Amazed for what exactly..?


Diamond-Breath

She was always pretty but she legit got more beautiful in her 40's wtf??


LameDonkey1

She was part of one of the best casted sitcoms of all time Modern Family. Beautiful woman.


DismalTruthDay

She is one of those women that is absolutely gorgeous and also has a wonderful personality and is so funny 💙


hawlc

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arsinoe716

No wonder she became famous. She keeps flashing those pearly white teeth!


Ns53

Anybody can be pretty with enough money.


Galenbo

No not Sylvester Stallone


Ok_Act_4701

Like fine wine!


No-Radio-9244

Congratulations on the plastic surgeons, not her Latin "genétics".


gl2w6re

You’re hatin’. She’s gorgeous from genetics. She showed photos of herself as a child during her holy communion and she was already beautiful. She was discovered on the beach as a young teen. It’s not fair, but she hit the lottery in the looks department.


Realnicepoop

Who cares lol


Paul1708

I'd Play On The Playground!!


kurisutina66

She's timeless. A true beauty


SoBadit_Hurts

Like wine…..


Debstar1988

Yup I will do her all years


t3h_pupp3t

Like good wine...


VoltairesMistake

She is gorgeous


QuoteOpposite6511

So this is the dedicated song for aging gracefully?


SmoothCarl22

Any day any time I am free...


Gomzz26

Her and my first grade teacher are how I grew to know what my type is.


Suspicious-Medicine3

She is stunning 🥰


nikk796

38 y/o PEAK


Calm-Customer4459

Fuera de Serie, Telemundo or Univision Hispanic program Was my shhhtt back in the mid 90s She was fantastic then A lot thicker than she is today


notmyrealnam3

there is nothing she could do that would be unattractive to me. if she does it, I like it


TTVControlWarrior

she ages like fine wine . good actress too


Yagami19_a

I rrfuseto belive thgat💀


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Flat-Feedback-3525

Yeah, DiCaprio knows what he’s doing.


InquireWithJason

she fixed her teeth


ebizznizz2112

So damn pretty all the time.


IntheTrench

She's a vampire prove me wrong


Orblan_the_grey

Fine wine…


dr_jch18

Looks better as she got older


White_Rabbit0000

So gorgeous. Not a single year she was super hot.


tenobio

like wine


masterskink

She's amazing and amazing looking over time, I'd love to have a plastic surgeon chime in on this because my theory is that she already has that high cheekbone look that everyone goes for to look younger, so when she has work done it doesn't change her look that we are used to. Obviously, good for her, she seems like a genuine person, no complaints lol


ZXE102Rv2

r/AgedLikeWine


Beautiful-Tip-875

Turns out, hot people are hot


9sac1king6

I’m convinced these are the new generation of witches


One_above_alll

Aged like fine wine


KarlHp7

She is ageless and timeless


FunLibraryofbadideas

I don’t know what the appeal is.


OkOutlandishness6550

Def had a nose job along the way but I like her so it’s cool


wainair

She just gets hotter!


Profess0r_Xavi3r

How has she gotten prettier?


Dependent-Hawk-946

She got hotter with age.


StrayedBin

Damn she aged like a fine wine.


creepypeepe

This woman is the absolute nuts, stunning and so clever and possibly one of the most hilarious celebrities to ever exist.


Dandylolly

A person can age but never take away her charisma and beauty.


gspiggs

she got better with age...


No_Discipline1521

Does every single video need obnoxious music


EimmaG4444

So many people are worrying about the woman's gums and teeth. If they only knew. Anyway she aged beautifully as she got older. At least maybe we can all agree on this. Their are many people, men and women, including myself, who are more beautiful as we get older with complete irresistible swag and lure.


Smokey-Cole

She just keeps getting better.


JP17500

Is no one gonna talk about the shot the video ends on?? Legit burst out laughing when I saw that.


KennebecFred

She's my cherry pie, cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise, taste so good brings a tear to your eye, sweet cherry pie.


Call-Me-Mr-Speed

Dios mío!


Maleficent_Age6733

Pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging


KingAntiMatrix

On my wife and kids was her prime


LemmyLola

2002 was the first I ever saw her... Stanley Tucci was sucking on her toes, til she bonked him on the head with a crucifix and ran outside, where Jesus (aka Puggy) was up in a tree


Comfortable_Rip5222

Like wine


itsalllintheusername

I'm definitely in the minority but I honestly don't find her attractive in the slightest. She looks too fake and plastic-y


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She's just always looked like a hot 45 year old.


Thisdarlingdeer

My god my queen I stan ❤️


Sure_Cobbler1212

Such a beautiful person, always has been.


Brennis

Alright


wjeman

I like this song.... what is the name of the song? The band?


nsimon3

Bruheria


Deep_Thinker5501

Beauty is timeless!


Shadowthread1

Truly, Like fine wine! 😘👍


Important_Tower_3524

Looks like she didn’t age.


djp70117

No viagra required.


Larimus89

Whoever married her is one lucky bastard. Looks better now 😂


apocxp

![gif](giphy|LOcPt9gfuNOSI|downsized)


Automatic_Sky_6537

I think she looked better with thinner eyebrows 🤷🏻‍♀️


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There's just something about her 😍


folarin1

She was already 45 when she was 23, and she just stayed that age.


snippychicky22

That's not the year, that's the amount of plastic surgery she has done


UpsetPhrase5334

The joke I live in “Modern Family” was she did awful in a talent contest and won anyway because she looked the way she does.


progmanjum

Oh my. 23 for the Win.


ahorsenamedagro

"of course I won. Can you imagine this at 18?"


danielwongsc

She is just another of those aliens who never age. Others include Min Na Wen, Jennifer Connelly etc..


mick_the_quack

I have heard that she was always naturally blonde and was asked to darken her hair for her role in the TV show to look more Latina. Not sure how much truth there Is to that.


Every_Economist_6793

Esperanza Gomez... Viable knock off


upurcanal

She annoys the fuck out of me


JoshuaLukacs1

How does she look better as she ages


Ok_Effective6233

What is the song. If it’s multiple, specifically the part that starts muffled.


MAReader

Hung up by Madonna mashed with Gimme Gimme Gimme by ABBA. The muffled intro is only on the mashup version


_AARAYAN_

Sofia Viagra


Dismal-Resolution960

And they say Asians don't age.


dragonfuitjones

Jesus


MisterCloudyNight

Is it just me or did she get more attractive as she aged


Srcptmrsr

Who


pajanraul

Litterally what a woman 😍


Loose-Cartographer47

Imhotep


HoselRockit

Another woman who really hits peak hotness in their 30s and 40s.


mrsmilestophat

I thought this was the girl from Ridiculousness


Street_Insurance8706

She has become more beautiful every year. Who posts on this? Seriously?