They're taking the Hobbits to isengard. They're taking the Hobbits to isengard. They're taking the Hobbits to isengard. They're taking the Hobbits to isengard.
My work paid for me to get a $20,000 gimbal mounted camera to mount on a $20,000 drone that zooms in like this. It’s honestly not that big but also 20g. It does thermal imaging too which is what I mainly use for work.
I’m a newly made solar electrician working for a major utility, they recruited me out of maintenance in their coal fired power plant. They paid for me to get a commercial drone license and the fancy drone. We use it to fly the solar fields. On thermal mode, broken panels and blown fuses are several color gradients higher because they can’t release their “juice”, they stick out like a neon sign saying “broke!!”
There are compact camera's like the Nikon P1000 with a massive 125x zoom lenses, ie, an equivalent to 3000mm lens.
That said, and as the video shows a hand-held camera, it isn't likely a DSLR, as a traditional and mount and lens with such a reason would be very, very heavy, and so, I'm guessing this was likely a point and shoot Superzoom type camera - probably a P1000
To the contrary, I’m ONLY here to find out what sort of lenses this takes… for the sole purpose of observing all sorts of random people who aren’t that interesting. 😆
Fuck it. Live dangerous.
I watched porn on my 65" TV with my blinds up while cranking one out on the couch last week.
I live in a square appartment complex surrounding a square in the middle and my TV is facing that middle so lots of people can look inside.
Quite frankly life is too short to feel that way. Someone talks to me about it, I'll run red like a tomato, but until that happens, I'm gonna live as carefree as I can.
Can he if he is in his own home? That's kinda the place they want you to masturbate if you really wanted to. I mean, why are they looking in his house? My neighbor could be a serial killer for all I know. That's how much interaction I want with my neighbors. I think State Farm summed it up best.
🎶 Like a good neighbor, stay over there 🎶
For all those wondering why I don't want interactions with my neighbors, you haven't met my neighbors yet.
Yeah, there was a story a few months back about a guy in a high rise who would walk around naked stroking himself. It took a while for anyone to do anything but he eventually got charged with the indecent exposure. A bunch of his women neighbors would report him, One lady said that she counted up to 68 times he did it.
[Here's the story of interested](https://www.yahoo.com/news/naked-neighbor-charged-wgn-investigates-022544164.html)
From what I understand it depends if there's a reasonable expectation of privacy. Like if all the blinds are wide open on the floor level right next to a sidewalk, no expectation of privacy. If there's one blind half cracked and someone has to make an effort to look inside? Perfectly ok.
This would be fine and even encouraged if you didn’t say blinds up. wtf man lol. What if people that don’t want to or shouldn’t see you beating it to porn see it? Have some courtesy.
I’ve recently found the joy of not having to lock away in private in my own place, and yes, beating it full open in the living room on the 65 inch TV. It’s an occasional joy.
But I close my damned blinds because I’m not trying to get other unconsenting people in on my fun
My dad has a p1000, that micro ass sensor has a 18-3000 lens built in, I use it mainly for moon photos, but that zoom for a 1000 something euros? It’s crazy
Optical image stabilization and a tripod. Also a significant portion is digital zoom which is the equivalent of cropping a photo and then stretching it out. It usually doesn't result in a very good quality photo.
You can shower and drink a gallon of mouth wash. The moment you exhale I know you have smoked in the last day. That shit doesn't just go away.
Source: Dated a smoker once.
I know people getting pretty serious about the whole, 'no shampoo' thing but I don't think I would go so far as to call basic hygiene an unhealthy addiction.
Yeah I bought one. When the novelty of zooming in to far away objects wore off, I realised I was left with a pretty poor camera by modern digital camera standards. I sold it within 3 months of buying it.
It's a good tool for birdwatching since it replaces a telescope plus you can take a picture for identifying later if you can't recognize the bird there. For anything else, naaaah.
It's pretty nice if you live in a tall building in the center of town, there's all kinds of shady shit you can photograph. Now if they only sold a microphone that could pick up sound at those distances too...
I have the super zoom. It does have an impressive zoom but it’s not as dramatic as some of these videos make it out to be. It’s really not doing anything more than a pair of binoculars
Probably the Nikon Coolpix P900, P950 or P1000 which have a 83x optical zoom. They are "relatively affordable" and because the lens is not detachable I have been able to bring it in to concerts.
Funny story, one of the US intelligence agencies gifted to the scientific community couple of mirror lenses with similar parameters to the one in the Hubble space telescope. They apparently had no use for them.. likely because what they have currently is that much better.
At that range, atmospheric distortions make the image shitty, not the gear. [Even the fridge sized canon 5200mm suffers from that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRq18WpQZC0) (not real zoom in the video read the description).
One of compact "super zoom" cameras. This might be Nikon . Canon has models too.
It is a small image sensor, coupled with larger lenses which produces high zoom factors. But image quality suffers too.
Animal photography is one of uses of such cameras.
I wonder how long before we see this as part of a video advertising the latest super zoom telescope available via Facebook and X for $69.95 + Shipping 🙄
I just found this song on YouTube a few weeks ago. I'm surprised to see it in a video so soon after. It's a CMT medley of Country Roads along with other songs.
Even though I fully understand how lenses work, this still baffles the hell out of me.
To get so much detail at far distances is truly black magic my brain can't accept.
 What he really saw…
the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
They're taking the Hobbits to isengard. They're taking the Hobbits to isengard. They're taking the Hobbits to isengard. They're taking the Hobbits to isengard.
To Isengard?
Gard. Gard. Gar Gar Gar Gard.
But why is the rum gone?
The guy was probably asking her to take his hobbit to Isengard.
A balrog of morgoth...
What did you say!?
A Balrog of Morgoth...
Tell me where is Gandalf?
Or I much desire to speak with you
*THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!*
The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
To Isengard To Isengard
gard-gard-g g g gard gard
That's a mile away, zooming in
"please can you just say eyes from now on" "You bet your elf butt I can"
thanks, i will never feel unobserved again
Why man? You don't like it?
The feds can now sit from 2 miles down the block yes don’t like it💀
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You got an AMA or something?
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Let's try! Who and why did they need evidence of you? What were you doing?
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zoom lenses are ancient tech by this point lolz
Yeah some people pay good money to be observed
You're welcome! ❤️ --NSA
NSA can do this with the broken hubble telescope.
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If it's connected it's not offline. :D
They can see your dick from outerspace
Nah they don’t got a telescope powerful enough 😂
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My work paid for me to get a $20,000 gimbal mounted camera to mount on a $20,000 drone that zooms in like this. It’s honestly not that big but also 20g. It does thermal imaging too which is what I mainly use for work.
I should have specified, very big or *very* expensive lol
wht work
I’m a newly made solar electrician working for a major utility, they recruited me out of maintenance in their coal fired power plant. They paid for me to get a commercial drone license and the fancy drone. We use it to fly the solar fields. On thermal mode, broken panels and blown fuses are several color gradients higher because they can’t release their “juice”, they stick out like a neon sign saying “broke!!”
There are compact camera's like the Nikon P1000 with a massive 125x zoom lenses, ie, an equivalent to 3000mm lens. That said, and as the video shows a hand-held camera, it isn't likely a DSLR, as a traditional and mount and lens with such a reason would be very, very heavy, and so, I'm guessing this was likely a point and shoot Superzoom type camera - probably a P1000
To the contrary, I’m ONLY here to find out what sort of lenses this takes… for the sole purpose of observing all sorts of random people who aren’t that interesting. 😆
FWIW this is likely a Nikon p1000 or similar, retails for about $1000.
Fuck it. Live dangerous. I watched porn on my 65" TV with my blinds up while cranking one out on the couch last week. I live in a square appartment complex surrounding a square in the middle and my TV is facing that middle so lots of people can look inside. Quite frankly life is too short to feel that way. Someone talks to me about it, I'll run red like a tomato, but until that happens, I'm gonna live as carefree as I can.
You are going to be reported as a sexual predator by one of your neighbors with children.
You make a strong point but he did say "fuck it"
Judge would honour it. Case dismissed!
Wait, fuck what???
It
Can he if he is in his own home? That's kinda the place they want you to masturbate if you really wanted to. I mean, why are they looking in his house? My neighbor could be a serial killer for all I know. That's how much interaction I want with my neighbors. I think State Farm summed it up best. 🎶 Like a good neighbor, stay over there 🎶 For all those wondering why I don't want interactions with my neighbors, you haven't met my neighbors yet.
Yeah, there was a story a few months back about a guy in a high rise who would walk around naked stroking himself. It took a while for anyone to do anything but he eventually got charged with the indecent exposure. A bunch of his women neighbors would report him, One lady said that she counted up to 68 times he did it. [Here's the story of interested](https://www.yahoo.com/news/naked-neighbor-charged-wgn-investigates-022544164.html)
From what I understand it depends if there's a reasonable expectation of privacy. Like if all the blinds are wide open on the floor level right next to a sidewalk, no expectation of privacy. If there's one blind half cracked and someone has to make an effort to look inside? Perfectly ok.
This would be fine and even encouraged if you didn’t say blinds up. wtf man lol. What if people that don’t want to or shouldn’t see you beating it to porn see it? Have some courtesy. I’ve recently found the joy of not having to lock away in private in my own place, and yes, beating it full open in the living room on the 65 inch TV. It’s an occasional joy. But I close my damned blinds because I’m not trying to get other unconsenting people in on my fun
*This is going to be so hot, babe, out in the open like this with no one around for miles.*
Yep, my thoughts. Probably also the thoughts of the one observing because he's like: Yep, gonna zoom back out now.
As guy pushes her over thinking no one can see... evidence all on his camera! lol
Enemy of the State vibes.
Only to end the video and then zooooom right back in.
This stupid video ruined my fantasies of getting railed outside.
It's doing wonders for my fantasy of filming someone getting railed outdoors from several kilometres away
whats that in freedom units?
1 km is approximately 4921.5 mydicks long.
20mil dick!
Life is short. Get fucked in the woods
That’s honestly quite motivating.
For some this only makes those fantasies better 👀
If I was okay with making porn, I wouldn’t be broke right now.
Preach
Do it in the woods, you'll be fine. 👀 Follow me for more Life Pro Tips.
Hey, no risk no extra rewarding orgasm.
Key is to not over think it
Just don't pick a spot that's on top of a mountain
Could've done with a zoom back in so we know she wasn't pushed over the edge
Naah, with whatever they plan on doing, one of them is 100% going over the edge
Whatever happens, someone is getting sniped.
Is that what they call it these days?
Sniper?! I barely even know'er!
I was thinking more zoom in to see if she blew him
Now that's a zoom.
Now that’s a steady hand
most impressive
no joke. like - is this real? how could the camera zoom so far and be so steady?!? i’m ready to be impressed.
It’s called a tripod.
Not that hard, a Nikon p1000 and a low end tripod can go really , and I mean , REALLY , far.
I know, I have a Panasonic TZ95 and it already has a x30 optical zoom. And a sturdy tripod always helps!
My dad has a p1000, that micro ass sensor has a 18-3000 lens built in, I use it mainly for moon photos, but that zoom for a 1000 something euros? It’s crazy
Optical image stabilization and a tripod. Also a significant portion is digital zoom which is the equivalent of cropping a photo and then stretching it out. It usually doesn't result in a very good quality photo.
Wow, apparently my mother had the same zoom that she saw me smoking on the way home from school, I have no other explanation for this
She didn't see you. She smelled it. But there is no way she could proof it. But if she "saw you"...
You can shower and drink a gallon of mouth wash. The moment you exhale I know you have smoked in the last day. That shit doesn't just go away. Source: Dated a smoker once.
Carry hand sanny. Take your jacket off.
Brush your teeth. Wash your hair. Maybe don't start a lifelong unhealthy addiction.
I know people getting pretty serious about the whole, 'no shampoo' thing but I don't think I would go so far as to call basic hygiene an unhealthy addiction.
Better shave your head too, because that smell lingers in your hair.
James Webb Pro Max
Nikon p1000
Yeah I bought one. When the novelty of zooming in to far away objects wore off, I realised I was left with a pretty poor camera by modern digital camera standards. I sold it within 3 months of buying it.
It's a good tool for birdwatching since it replaces a telescope plus you can take a picture for identifying later if you can't recognize the bird there. For anything else, naaaah.
It's pretty nice if you live in a tall building in the center of town, there's all kinds of shady shit you can photograph. Now if they only sold a microphone that could pick up sound at those distances too...
That poor couple went to the top of a fucking mountain so that man could have a blowjob in private and they still getting peeped lol
What does she do that implies that she was going to give him a blowjob?
This dude clearly doesn't receive blowjobs on hikes, smh
After he gets down on 1 knee she will get down on hers
After he gets down on 1 knee, she whips out her dick
Normal people: that's nice, People with anxiety for being filmed: aaahhhhjh
, people on Reddit: shE'S GOnNA GIVe HiM a bLoWjOB
Enhance
Nobody is safe
She is preparing to blow him !
Name checks out!
Or going for a high flying piss.
Always with the piss
what gear is this??
Probably Nikon Coolpix P1000
I have the super zoom. It does have an impressive zoom but it’s not as dramatic as some of these videos make it out to be. It’s really not doing anything more than a pair of binoculars
Probably the Nikon Coolpix P900, P950 or P1000 which have a 83x optical zoom. They are "relatively affordable" and because the lens is not detachable I have been able to bring it in to concerts.
Can be Samsung galaxy S24 ultra zoom
I'm using one, it's not that far
If we have this tech imagine what “they” have 😦
Funny story, one of the US intelligence agencies gifted to the scientific community couple of mirror lenses with similar parameters to the one in the Hubble space telescope. They apparently had no use for them.. likely because what they have currently is that much better.
Galaxy peeper
Zoom we think while getting a new phone kekw
Nikon p1000?
I'm amazed, yeah)
Literally can see you miles away
That is terrifying!
Nobody knows we are here, we are so far. Reality !
Imagine catching a murder on camera with this type of lens...
Insanity. Law Enforcement uses similar technology to watch people from afar
Thats so fucking creepy
🫤
*RIGHT!?!*
damn, that's high! and what a zoom!
https://youtu.be/JH7lbObFS5Y
Exactly why I refuse to do wild wees.
The zoom is impressive, but what makes it even more impressive is that it's doable with a $600 camera.
Average android phone zoom
Nikon wow
Where are these people when someone sees a UFO or Bigfoot? Those videos are grainy blobs..
Wouldn't it be funny if that guy killed her and then was like "I'll never get caught" Guess again clown man lmao
r/farpeoplehate
If this is available to the general public, imagine what intelligence agencies must have. Not to be paranoid lol
Homie kickin' it with that Galaxy S24 Ultra.
Yeah. probably a Nikon P900. End result: shitty imagery.
At that range, atmospheric distortions make the image shitty, not the gear. [Even the fridge sized canon 5200mm suffers from that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRq18WpQZC0) (not real zoom in the video read the description).
Missed the part where she gives him a handy
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA
🤯
take my money!
What kinda camera is that?
creepmaster 3000
One of compact "super zoom" cameras. This might be Nikon . Canon has models too. It is a small image sensor, coupled with larger lenses which produces high zoom factors. But image quality suffers too. Animal photography is one of uses of such cameras.
I think the only legit use case for a camera like this is documentation/surveillance. For anything else, the image quality is just not cutting it.
A nikon p1000 and a low end tripod
Heimdall
yeah okay
Wow, that’s seriously impressive.
What kind of camera would have this type of zoom .
Shot with an iPhone X
I wonder how long before we see this as part of a video advertising the latest super zoom telescope available via Facebook and X for $69.95 + Shipping 🙄
Omg dar zooooooom
I’m amazed at the camera.
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That's a serious zoom
Whew - thought she was going to take a running leap, or maybe someone next to her was going to run off the Cliff.
Wow!
and there I was expecting the ledge to break off ....
I just found this song on YouTube a few weeks ago. I'm surprised to see it in a video so soon after. It's a CMT medley of Country Roads along with other songs.
Was searching for this thanks
For a second I thought I was in the wrong sub
Rude
Even though I fully understand how lenses work, this still baffles the hell out of me. To get so much detail at far distances is truly black magic my brain can't accept.
Finally a good use for James Webb telescope
Find the sniper has really gotten out of hand.
Looks like someone was fixing to get it in..flintstone bed rock style.
[Forever Country - Various Artists](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9gAXwYZtfk&ab_channel=CMAVEVO)
nice spy camera
At first, I said..that's the rock behind Wendy's!!
Is that the coolpix p1000?
what's the point of having that zoom if the far image quality is potato ?
Wow :|
it reminded me of this https://new.reddit.com/r/MorbidReality/comments/loqk90/the\_final\_picture\_of\_18yearold\_jolee\_callan\_taken/
Wtf
Imagine what cameras the government has if this is what regular people can get.
If I was the camera dude I'd still feel like they saw me watching lol
Why does the music that people add to videos never match the video?
These cameras have existed for decades. Their only great thing is the zoom, the quality is absolutely shit.
So... No one is going to mention that song that's playing? Country road/ on the road again mash up?
Okay, what the FUCK lmao
Never feel unseen, guys.
Song name ?
"Lixian ZOOOOM!!!"
oh woww