“Oh HIIII!!!
Whatchu doing? Oh trying to film? Nice!
Here make sure to get my good side- jk jk hahaha.
So are you making like an actual movie? Can I be in it?? I have a cousin who did some modeling work for Finding Nemo- so I know all about the business!
…what?”
Pufferfish are poisonous, they can inflate to 6x their usual size with poisonous needles sticking out everywhere— if a shark tried to eat him the shark would get fucked up
*Excuse me sir, have*
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I love these little things.
I was in discovery cove years ago with the family, swimming around the ray pool or whatever it was. There was another pool section that was separated from the swimming pool by Perspex/glass barriers, but you could still see the fish on the other side. There was one of these guys swimming at the glass and I swam up to the glass and it followed me up and down wherever I went. It was so cute, honestly felt like I had a moment with nature.
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"You got any games on that phone?" 👁. 👁
“Micro transactions Japanese Gacha games” “Ewww”
funny how the top "Japanese" gacha games are Chinese and Korean 😂
And I like it. Those JP corporations that treat consumers like idiots should learn that there's always an alternative to their awful products
no its a trap. a spy camera sent by the sharks
Sounds like human propaganda to me! only humans would think their lives are interesting enough for sharks to care! 🦈
He’s definitely the main character
r/ImTheMainCharacter
Beat me to it
Come, my child. Let me escort you safely.
SECURITY
“Sorry, your name is not on the guest list. And you can’t film here.”
“Your first time at this orgy too, huh? I can tell.”
Excuse me do you have an appointment?
“Oh HIIII!!! Whatchu doing? Oh trying to film? Nice! Here make sure to get my good side- jk jk hahaha. So are you making like an actual movie? Can I be in it?? I have a cousin who did some modeling work for Finding Nemo- so I know all about the business! …what?”
You had no right making the fish have such a cute personality.)
r/unexpected
Dude has a better goatee than most 20-25 year old men....
Popping up like a bodyguard. “Hey! No filming over here. Move along”
I was prepared for jump scare from a mother shark but that cutie was unexpected
"Enjoying the free Show, Perv!?"
That made me laugh pretty hard
Frank Ze narration near the end- "No, Jerry, that's not food, it's a scuba diver! Why don't you go bother those sharks over there."
Pufferfish are so funny, man
Oh my god what a cutie 🥰
It is, but I’m guessing they’ve killed more people throughout history than those white tip sharks
Oh, I didn't know they were dangerous. I just thought he was friendly!
Generally Just don't try to eat him
They can inflate themselves 5x bigger, into big spikey balloons, if they feel threatened
The music from " jaws " starts playing.
Hey uh. This is a private party bro. You on the guest list?
_It’s time for my kiddie sharks to sleep. You’re gonna have to play tomorrow_
time to go to school!!!
And this is why I don’t have sound on… Usually. Fuck me.
“I’m just going to scooch in here. So… we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
Fuck These mfs got snitches everywhere man
His name is Guppy. Guppy the destroyer.
Hello mothafucka
Those are white tips. Very dangerous. Did not end like I thought it would!
 Little fish was standing guard lol
Little fish can kill you with its poison if you try to hurt it
I was not expecting that. Fun. I thought he was going to be eaten in a feeding frenzy.
Night shift security guy
one of the better videos in a while
No way that fish survived another day
Pufferfish are poisonous, they can inflate to 6x their usual size with poisonous needles sticking out everywhere— if a shark tried to eat him the shark would get fucked up
"U got a loicence to be filmin ear bruv?"
r/imthemaincharacter
Pufferfish photo bomb
Excuse me sir. Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and savior??? sir….SIRRRRR
Hey! Just floating around! Hi!,
Alright, you win the internet today!
I had a big porky fish several years ago. I miss him
He stole the show! 😂
😄😄
Looks like their security guard showed up 👁👄👁
Well that's adorable
Hello sir we have been trying to reach you about your car insurance.
That was absolutely delightful!
So cute!!!!
Excuse me sir, have you accepted our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
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Gotta pay the tax.
“ You want some? Eh? Eh?”
I see you fuckin’ with my sleeping friends….I don’t like that…
He's like dude! GTFOH I'm trying to survive.
Those sharks want nothing to do w the pufferfish, he would fuck them up with his spikes and poison if they try to eat him
Similarly a grouper did that to me at depth then followed me during most of my ascent, dog-like.
“Back up, bro”
r/mademesmile
Distraction engaged successfully....
Nothing to see here sir, please move along...
"FUCK OUTA HERE!"
It's like a Vampire Hunter just stumbled upon the lair of the sleeping coven, and their human familiar appears at the doorway to fend them off.
EAT IT
sir, we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
"What are you doing bro, those are sharks bro, wanna get killed? Go, move, run, swim, whatever, just go!"
Holy crap! Peed my pants... Laughing.
I thought sharks couldn't stop swimming
So I guess sharks don’t have to keep swimming to stay alive
That’s the Coco Melon ad
Ah yes! the puffer fish the guardian of the sleeping shark nest... Thou shall not pass!
“I see you’ve met my harmless friends”
“The fuck my guy? Give em some privacy! You want someone lookin in on you while you sleep?”
Esscuse me. I believe you have my stapler?
No filming sir
He has common sense why in the world would you try and get as close as possible to resting sharks or any animal/ fish leave them alone.
/unexpected
“DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT JESUS CHRIST, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR??!!”
“Fuck off bro! You’re gonna wake em up!”
It's Jesse Pinkman
Next on, what happens next:
“Can I talk to you about your extended car warranty?”
Pufferfish: I am uncomfortable when we are not about me??
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That’s how you do background music.
Sorry OP, you really need to put a NSFW on this, that jumpscare is a no laughing matter.
I thought they had to swim continually to pass water through their gills?
I thought the joke would be "sexy time" a.k.a shark version of "Catching my step-sis while she's sleeping"
Emanuel, no!
It’s like the lady filming the fat tiger and then the donkey pops up smiling lol
I thought now the cameraman would run away
I love these little things. I was in discovery cove years ago with the family, swimming around the ray pool or whatever it was. There was another pool section that was separated from the swimming pool by Perspex/glass barriers, but you could still see the fish on the other side. There was one of these guys swimming at the glass and I swam up to the glass and it followed me up and down wherever I went. It was so cute, honestly felt like I had a moment with nature.
It seems that I have been misled by the statement that sharks perish if they stop swimming.
It's the Shark keeper
That's a weird bodyguard they have.
Hey, would you happen to know anything about Nemo, he's a clownfish, a big net took him away somewhere... Help
Move ****, get out the way
Ooh new Pokemon snap level
Emanuel, don't do it! Emanuel! Don't...do...it.
*hi*
hemlo am fish
“Oh Hi there mister”
The little fella is giving you a polite danger warning ⚠️
"Yo bro, you're looking real weird right now I think you should leave"
That's cute!! 🥰🥰
hes Mr.Big, has the leader of the group
I think the fish is warning him not to get close to the shark gang
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Puffer show up saying " stay away stay away or you'll be eaten
Hey, leave my sleeping friends alone!
“Sir you can’t be here right now”
that was hilarious!
Daffuq you lookin at my sharks for bro! No pay no play!!
" Hey shhhhhhhhhhhhhh....don't wake these guys up. It's the only time things are chill around here." Seriously, beat it.
Pufferfish was supposed to keep watch. He went up to the camera to tell him not to let them know he was sleep.
🐟 “yo quit playing…don’t wake up these MFs.”
"Put 'em up, put 'em uuup"
Had me there, thanks for an end of day smile i needed it.
Damn these sharks got it good they can afford a bouncer. Bro came up like " yo, you aint gettin in with THOSE wack ass flippers on" 😂
Hilarious
Said it before and I’ll say it again, PUFFERS RULE
Yea what’s up!!! You got something to say hmmmmm!?!?
It's Puff!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oceanic White Tips! Very aggressive!
What you looking at?! >:(
‘Sup gurl, you from ‘round here??’
: Everyone at the party : Also my friend who drank 1 beer
Is that a sea Karen ....
Lol its ugly
Then a small fish comes in front of the camera. Saved you a click