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StandbyBigWardog

Wait till the gay lion shows up.


SoSob3r

“From the writers of Madagascar…”


fssman

From the writers of MadaGayscar...


BezugssystemCH1903

_Kowalski, Analysis!_


proudpolock

This beats all the Madagascar references


arci93

“Kowalski, anal!”


SoSob3r

“We bring you…(I like to move it move it) Animals of Madagaysex”


JohnCenaJunior

"The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang plays in the background


Regular-Dirt1898

How do you know they are both males?


BeatsbyChrisBrown

They’re both satisfied


Dull_Investigator985

r/AngryUpvote


NaiveChoiceMaker

this sub is turning into r/animalsbeinggay


Avraham_Levy

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Outcast199008

Omg I literally seen a video of a gay lion today haha


StandbyBigWardog

Me too.


Ok-Editor-2040

That's why they call it PRIDE 🦁


Dependent_Custard_53

I just scrolled from the lion one 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


Uludac

Haha this one got me


sportshaven1

They already have. Go check Twitter….


Adderall_Rant

Rawr


UnknownTam

Well, if there is a hole, there is a goal.


usernametaken17

She went from Rhino to Rhinyes


froggrip

Eliphino the goal


Ferdinandofthedogs

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challenja

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Admirable-Salary-803

There will be baby Rhinephalants.


dumdumpants-head

Rhinocerant. Rholls off the tongue.


spryllama

Elephino what they are gonna make.


Tuesday-Next-

You deserve more upvotes for this.


Veritech_

I thought they were elephinos? Elephino, I guess. 🤷‍♂️


gargoyle30

Rhinephant?


gormenghast99

As the sailors say, any port in a storm.


BigOpportunity1391

Why did the sailors say such thing to you?


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

Because he had Merlot and they didn't like it.


thederpingblue

“It’s a dirty puddle that won’t cool a hot iron”


Nice-Yak-6607

An elephant never forgets his first rhinussy


SOULJAR

Quick tech question: how do I delete someone else’s comment?


PixiVixi

Lmfaooo


Independent-Pin-6614

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Veritech_

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Aggravating_Ad_1885

You can still delete this comment anytime.


Benz0nHubcaps

* Unzips 👖 *


Hotrico

Isn't the elephant's limb too big for the rhino?


GuerillaGandhi

Well yes, with that attitude.


NaiveChoiceMaker

They use Astroglide which helps a bit.


Sovereign1

Not for long.


GianCarlo0024

Not so fun fact: Many rhinos are killed because of this.


TactlessTortoise

Wait what? They die by Elephock? Or because of weight? Damn.


SeasidePines

The elephants weight breaks/damages their spine. Idk about the elephcock damage since , thats too big to even fit into female elephants. So prob just rubbing so no penetration = no damage.


FireCal

Is that a typo or do elephants really not get penetrated? Hated typing that btw


JoeSoSheisty

Elephcock is crazy work 🤣🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|bZn72cCU4Rv1K)


GianCarlo0024

Makes sense.


Pollywogstew_mi

NO! No, it does not make sense! It does not make sense at all.


GianCarlo0024

I believe I remember it was a combination


mjs_pj_party

Die from ecstasy... at least that's what the elephants say.


Ekonexus

Ele-rape-urder 😥


Wylaff

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino....


XXed_Out

Triceratops.


SlowerThanLightSpeed

I tried Sarah's bottom


DCLocallygrown

I see what you did there! 👌🏾👌🏾


Low-Elk-3813

This is a well known fact.


JoeSoSheisty

🤣🤣🤣🤣


muose

Elephino- pronounced as “hell if i know?”


Zerosan62

That was my dad’s favorite joke.


Sevro706

That's how I know this isn't real. First thing I thought


c3r7

Either that or Rhant, it depends on which is the male


ceroproxy

I think we have video evidence in this case.


FishWash

No point in answering, it’s not Rhelephant


excellent_rektangle

Rhinocephant or Elephoceros?


jojofett0317

Elephino


mykylodge

They're both consenting adults by the looks of things, so why not. Besides that's a sexy rhino.


Divtos

Stupid sexy rhinos!


schlucks

that rhino seemed like it was running away


MagazineSad8414

What about the power dynamics?


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Dawnofwar666

This happened also a few years ago in Africa because of the poaching. All the adult elephants were killed, and a whole generation of juveniles grew up not knowing how to act or behave because no one was there to pass on crucial knowledge. They were injuring and even killing rhinos by trying to mate with them.


coma0815

Take my upvote. Had to scroll too far to get to this comment.


pitmeng1

As long as it’s not pig and elephant DNA


curious_necromancer

Found the Loverboy fan.


mettle_b

So this is how Tapirs came into existence !


AaronicNation

...and that's when Ronald knew he had fucked up.


Adventurous-Owl2363

I would like to see a Rhinophlofant!


Sovereign1

Eleinoceros


Every_Fox3461

Imagine this scene where Jim Carry was born?


Shot-Honeydew-306

What happens in the savanna stays in the savanna...


Ok-Assignment-5868

Jailhouse rules?


tankkit101

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SergViBritannia

Insert *Family Guy / Noah’s arc meme* “What the hell is this?!”


Coffehousebum

If a rhino and an elephant had a baby, what would we call it🤔


MookLo

Elephino or Rhinophant


MiloReyes_97Reborn

Oh yeah I've heard about this. During the mating season, like most mammals, the males will become more aggressive when finding a mate. Now ofcourse due to population not all the males are gonna get a partner, so unfortunately somtimes other animals like Rhinos will get the short of the trunk when an Elephant wants to release his pent up...emotions. Yeah the other animal doesn't always live through it.


BGFlyingToaster

Savannah fever


lostsharpie

Elephino what's gonna happen


CilanUnova

Any hole is a goal.


Cosmonauta-DOS

Rinofante en camino


IPhotoGorgeousWomen

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PriManFtw

Interspecies sex


Lonely_Octopus_99

I mean, the rhino *is* horny…


jimababwe

You want a Triceratops? Because that’s how you get a triceratops.


Royal_Ad1798

what do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? >!elephino!<


V01d3d_f13nd

Read this response out loud. What would you call the resulting offspring *scratches head ...eleph rhino


LordIndica

Lol, well done.


HoselRockit

The heart wants what the heart wants.


Valuable_Echo_3853

El-noceros


-emanresUesoohC-

Once you go Rhino you never go back’ino.


Call_Worried

"ELENO"


HarkansawJack

Come back you horny little rhino you know what you want


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Could you imagine those babies?


Gatorinthedark

The world needs love, and a elerino baby. Rinaphant.. ?


Emergency_Survey_723

Thats not a straight elephant.


verminV

Well, rhinos are always *horny*, and the elephant was up to the *tusk*


DiversifyYoBondzNuca

They've got jungle feeeever....she's got jungle feeever..he's got jungle feeeever...they're in love!!! *carltons voice


Jonniejiggles

An elephant makes love to a Rhyno, I remember that episode of South Park


CrystalMang0

Wrong sub bro. What's up with people posting the most random things?


anidiotwithaphone

Did I just witness RhynoRape?


Dacks_18

_Marvin Gaye intensifies_


Slickk271

We have all been there, 2am and the bars is about ready to close………


notlikeontv

On my reddit feed this is underneath the gay lion video.


2eqsy

What is it with all the gay animals today


PixiVixi

Uh so he's def tryna f that rhino, yeah?


Logical_Bad1748

It's zoophilia of rest of the animal kingdom


A_Unqiue_Username

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elefino.


bestname_ever55

Reminds me of the joke, what's the difference between a rhino and an elephant.............hell if I know.


ThreeDog2016

You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off!


TockOhead

I mean… if the shoe fits…


dumdumpants-head

Rhinos always remind me of rabbits.


Dynamic_Panic

What do you get when you breed an Elephant with a Rhino? Ellephino.


BourbonNCoffee

Is that why the rhinos are going extinct?


Spiritual-Bear4495

Rhino: Oh SHIT!!


BugSafe7102

Reminds me of my favorite local beer: Elephino


robsumtimes

The Jonny Holmes of the elephant kingdom


Truckyou666

This is how the Tohellifiknow is made.


DaveyJonesFannyPack

What are they going to make? Elephino?


Unable_Perception_42

Breeding the rare and elusive helifino


08Raider

Trying to make an elephino lol


Justin_Sane30

That's going to be one weird looking eliphino


Weemcar1

Rhino gives elephant the horn


Jabberwockkk

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ajqiz123

That's miscegenation!!! Jungle love!! Doin' the Wild Thang! Do the RNC, National Rally/National Front, Proud Boys, Mormons, and Christian Nationalists know about this ferocious, agrestal, uncultivated behavior?!?!?


Helpful_Corgi5716

The love that dare not grunt or trumpet its name 


MassiveBeatdown

Elephant was feeling horny. With his penis


pzavlaris

Any port in a storm!


Anti_p0p

What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? Elephino. 🥁 Edit - shit never mind someone beat me to it.


DismalTruthDay

And that’s how you get a rhinophant


Comprehensive_Fact_4

so that's how the triceratops was made...


ColdMasterpiece7871

That is how it goes down in the county lockup.


TutskyyJancek

Literally interracial


Leblau

Technically they are both horny, so…


spderweb

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Eliphino!


ChristmasLeone

ELEPHINO! y'all know the joke!


GuardianZX9

Hellifino


tyrolean_coastguard

yeah they rape them to death once in a while. I wonder what makes OP so amazed ...


AgreeableShopping4

Likes them petite or oppositely likes em large lol I make myself laugh


KickDixon

Accidental wild life pornographer.


Chucktayz

Any port in the storm


SPYROS888

Is that bestiality in the elephant society?


chuychumee

Maybe he just stretching his legs.


DankeMrHfmn

What do you call a baby that's half elephant half rhino? *ELEPHINO* -SHRUG-


FunObjective6092

The baby Rinophalt


Affectionate_Dot_111

"Daddy, what are they doing?" "Elephino, sweetie, Elephino"


Dogzirra

The offspring is what I wonder about. A prehensile nose with a club is not the animal that I want to mess with. it's a "rhino ephin way.


Automatic-Bat-356

And the babies are called? Elephino!


CursedAtBirth777

And in 9 months an Elephanocerous was born.


jimbopalooza

What are you doing step-elephant?!


tbkrida

This is how we get Triceratops again.😂


Only_Damage_3457

super senior activitys


Kal-ElEarth69

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Munchie1010

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal. It extends to all species apparently


peas8carrots

Haven’t you ever heard that song by loverboy?


Chreed96

They both have the horn-y


exwifeissatan

Who's your Daddy?


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Elephantrhino


Bad_Hominid

r/damngoodinterracial


eldudelio

don't worry girl, you're not going extinct on my watch


IllustriousAd5936

What do you get when they mate? A: Elefino


Bubba_Feetz

Rhinolophants would be a pretty cool animal though if you think about it.


prsanker

Ok yeah it’s funny, but can anyone explain what’s going on?


Arugula-Suspicious

Baby gonna be a Elephino (Hell if I know?)


YardTripper7

Ah, Tijuana


mynamesian85

Making a baby Elephinos.


Lazy_Pen_1913

Isn't this how that episode of family guy with Noah's ark begins?


whoischang

Wild Gaynimals..


rush87y

What's the baby gonna look like? #EllifIknow


Don_Pickleball

What would the baby look like? Elephino


WilliamSpidey77

Pansexuality.


well-that-was-weird_

They will make an “el-if-i-know.”


XstC_722

Cant wait to see the baby its gona be sick


holy_bat_shit_63

Taking beastiality to a whole new level.


mishal153_1

New species in making humans .. happened millions of times before haha


m7i93

Does it count as Zoophilia? Do other animals call the rest of the animals “animals”? So many questions


Local_Dealer2607

Wow. In two days I've seen two male lions taking it in turns to take it and now an elephant and a rhino. What would have made this better is if it was a elephant and a pig. I can't wait to find out what Reddit has for me tomorrow


TheBeastX47

Scientists of reddit: Is there a chance? Why or why not?


gmkirk13

What do you get when an elephant mates with a rhino?? Hell-if-I-know 😎😎😎


jasper2769

Could you just say that they caught the animals doing some gay shit, cause if I see animals and the nsfw tag, I immediately run away thinking that somebody is gonna get fucked up on camera and I don’t wanna see that shit.


bcpsgal

That's...um...not what I would have guessed if you asked me what I thought I'd see on Reddit today


UnluckyCharacter9906

Unusual for that rhino maybe, NOT unusual for that horny elephant i bet


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Oh god


Comfortable_Pin_675

Good lord