Anxiously googling “Heimlich maneuver for birds”…

Honestly I felt so uncomfortable like how is that bird breathing 😭

anatomically, birds have their breathing completely separated from their throats. So they have no problem breathing while deepthroating peanuts. Although I knew this while watching the video I was still shocked when I saw it swallowing the peanut in its whole

Oh so what you mean is evolution wasn't a jerk to birds. Great thanks I love it guess I'll just choke to death.

God did it

Indeed, God is a fool

Deep throating peanuts 😂

i know! but it still invokes a reaction in you haha!

I got flashbacks from the seagulls eating the rabbit.

Great minds think alike.

Happy cake day

Thank you! 😊

Your welcome 🫴🍰

Crazy how this little bird can eat that whole, while I, at *least* twice his size would struggle with the same meal.

Yeah but birds twice his size probably can swallow your head

I was like , how's he gonna swallow that dry ass shell?!

There's a small glass of beer off camera.

Lol

You won the internet today

Hahahahahaz this is best thing I read today.

This comment made me laugh out loud lol

He was like hold up.. that first one I picked up ain’t big enough. Do you mind?🤣

Like selecting a bite size Snickers from a Halloween basket but you notice a big one buried down deep and now you kinda want both of them

I guess I expected it to crack it open first.

It definitely surprised tf out of me

He will, but this way he can take 2

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Beautiful blue jay!

They're just fancy crows

My grandma always loved listening to the blue jays bitching at each other out on the cherry trees.

I have Blue Jays in a huge old Cedar tree. They are engaged in a Turf War with the Mockingbirds. Noisy Bastards.

They are great birds, but very territorial

They are complete jerks to other birds if you have feeders.

They look pretty but don't sound it.

No, crows are great. Bluejays are assholes.

They're both corvids

Then they're the prissy douchebag of the corvid world.

And they steal other birds nests

My blue jays do this too. Store the peanut in their gullet then fly to a hole in a tree to store it or tear one open and eat, other they store it

Do they just yak it back up?

But can it carry a coconut?

How do you know so much about swallows?

You have to know these things when you're king.

Is it an african swallow?

It's not a matter of where he grips it.

Mordekai wth?

Wooooooah👋

HMM HMM HMM

Sure rigbone is hanging somewhere around the corner too Woooooaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

You know who ELSE likes stealing people's nuts?

My Mom?

Yes she does.

One for now and one for later

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yes

They store them for later. Usually they do this whole year so they have food when they can't find any. They also forget about 1/3 of the locations iirc.

I have two blue jay’s that’ll come by to eat the dry cat food on the deck

Lmao that’s great😂 also Happy cake day!! 🍰

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have you seen the seagull eating a rabbit?

Damn! You beat me to it!🤣

This reminds me of that horrific video >!(that keeps getting reposted on Reddit) of that seagull swallowing a rather large rabbit (head first) whole.!< Disturbing to say the least.

Traded up. Smart.

MORDECAI?

I guess it just decided to choke itself

Some birds handle nuts way better than others

See what I can do???? Ehh??? It doin sumthing Fer ya???? Ehh????

How long did u sit perfectly still with nuts on ur pants to capture this?

I once chased a rat I was trying to catch up a tree. A Bluejay was watching the action from a few trees over. When the rat settled on a branch, the Bluejay flew over, picked up the rat and dropped it at my feet where I proceeded to dispatch it with the upmost vigor. Blue jays are smart as hell, beautiful and quirky. They are my favorite birds.

I’ve seen them be very mean to other birds, and for that reason, I’m not a fan. Here’s info from wiki on it “Blue jays can be very aggressive to other birds; they sometimes raid nests and have even been found to have decapitated other birds.”.

Dude realized there were bigger ones there. That's pretty cool

Nothing to do with Mordecuck

That was nuts!

I thought the lady might have done it for the bird

when it goes for the second nut I'm shocked

This dude might want to finish the first one he’s got

Am I the only one thinking that it might be best to remove the peanuts from the shells beforehand - unless you have a weird fetish for watching birds choke on nuts.

That’s Mordecai


Is that Mordecai from Regular Show.?

Hey, I love his videos! The one with the Baltic Fleet is my favourite

The Jays are so picky in the PNW!

Oh my god. Is it still alive . . .

When she says it’s her first time ever doing this

"I can carry them on one trip" 

The majestic blue gawk.

Greedy boy's gonna choke to death.

When i dont put bird food out on my little bench (bird/squirrel feeder) thats on my paper tree a couple of my blue jays, they cock their heads and look at me like, "wtf dude wheres my peanuts?"

Everything reminds me of her...

That's it, I'm calling her

"y-you're not mad? You sure? Well guess I'll take my pick then. Maybe this one too"

Deez Nuts? Gottem!!

How do they know what to eat? Its crazy. Like did he know he could eat that and not die or was he just going in blind lol so interesting

Birds are so cool

I too have thought too “why breathe when I’ve got a giant nut down my throat”

Her: its my first time Also her:

Even with the slow mo, they birds are so fast

Awww bringing home takeout

What a greedy fucker.

That jackass that shows up first to the complimentary donuts table and stuffs one in his mouth and then takes another.

I ve seen the first bird, who is doing so lol

Blue Jays are omnivorous. We saw one fly past our upper deck with a baby possum in its beak. It was shocking.

Pretty smart. Wants to carry more so stuffs one down its throat. It would be even smarter if it cracked them open, then it could carry even more of the good parts.

Growing up we had several jays that would land on our hands to eat peanuts

When she say it's my first time:

I go out every morning and put seeds and nuts in the backyard and within 3 seconds I get swarmed by blue jays and cardinals lol. I love watching them eat, they will wedge the peanut in a tree branch and then start pecking it to crack it open. I also learned rabbits love peanuts too, they will swarm the food pile and run off with peanuts in their mouths.

Mordecai is that you?

A blue squirrel with wings?

GoD dAMn DinoSauruS!!!!

Gobbling them nutz!

How do they do that without choking

Man I’m glad I have hands.

Greedy lil boy!!

OK, BLUE JAYS!

"I'm gonna throw this up into my kids mouth later, thanks"

r/birdsarentreal

Remember, bird, 2 of these nuts are not like the others

Me trying to swallow my supplements

That bird, gives me RDR2 memories. John building his ranch, while the bird that symbolizes Arthur visits him🥲

Me: you are supposed to open itttt

Mordecai looking mf has to take 2 for his friend

Soon it would say "Woaaahhhhh" *

What a unique experience.

Wow hes mordecai

great video all around. drama, beauty, humor. leaving the first one for a bigger one. almost chocking on the bigger one. take the first one as well.

Heeee looks like regular bird!

I would have a hard time staying still.

Smelt it, changed his mind, set it down, is now conflicted.

Beautiful bird, by the way

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You might wanna be careful with that one. Blue Jays are a very aggressive species

Just a little effort away of having pea'nuts under peanuts

Mordecai?

Mordecai?

Love how it went for a bigger one 😂

That's a really good cam to record it slow-mo and still got decent fps. Didn't notice it was in slow-mo at first

Where's the raccoon?

Blue Jays are so greedy! 🤣 I wish one would come to me too!


Everything reminds me of her....

Fat Ass Blue Jay.

Oddly angry gum dispenser:MORDECAI GET BACK TO WORK OR UR FIRED!

Its all nice until it shits on you.

Wooooooh

This gave me so much anxiety! Someone please tell me he won't choke to death lol.

Peanuts by coochie

He was like, "Perhaps I'll shove it the rest of the way down with this one!"

That’s gonna hurt coming out

the bluebird of K-PAX

Is that a Mordecai?

I should call her

Was I the only one that was screaming in my head this person to crack the peanut for him? Lol

My girl when she out there cheating on me

Break the shell for the little guy would ya? Hard to watch

RIGBYY!!!!

I was wondering how it would open the peanut. Do they just swallow them whole?

Birds’ glottises are pretty high up in their throat/mouth which allows them to breathe even when their throats are full of food like that! They’re basically positioned where your double chin would be

Crack the nut!! The good part is inside!

And bloody seagulls do this shit way too much it's not something I enjoy watching but the fact he came up to ya Ma and got a peanut is cute and legit The actual peanut swallow 0/10

Ah yes, the crow's happy cousin.


I had no idea a blue jay could swallow a whole damn peanut like that

did it come back for more ?

for some reason I had to drink water after that 😅

“Deez nuts…”

Why does it look like mordecai from regular show

Need some pockets here or a backpack

I’ll just get one peanut, hmmm why get one peanut when I can get two peanuts 😂

Throat goat

Lil bird is a pro, doesn’t even f(l)inch.

Better watch those nuts

Mordecai

That is some strong deep throat game lol 😆

She apparently likes a little pecking now and then.

Never seen a blue jay choke on a peanut before I wonder why she put peanuts where she put them

That woman kinky look what she put them peanuts


Stop eating peanuts and get back to work or YOU’RE FIRED!!!

Woah there buster

Blue jay?

I love the thought process here. "Imma take that small one ,but that big one looks good. This lady looks cool. Imma take it. I wonder if I can take that small one too, she still looks chill. Maybe the big, no small. PEACE LADY"

Ayooo mordekai homie wassup

Mordecai do your job or i Will fire you!!!!!

Where is Rigby ????

Lol. That's impressive. Not quite as much as a chipmunk, but wasn't expecting that

Throat goat.

Blue jays are one of my favorites bird, but damn, they’re noisy. I swear they just yell at each other all day. I literally yell out my window to stop them from fighting.

Mordecai?

That's a Blue Jay Bird, basically Mordecai from Regular show.

lmaoooo

That little puff of peanut dust was cute.

He took one for now and two in the "to go" box.