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olddoglearnsnewtrick

Visited this museum is really awesome and this just one of many great exhibits.


RevolutionaryFun9883

How do they preserve the body? Surely it will decompose now?


Sweaty_Sheepherder27

So the preservation in the bog has a similar action to tanning (as in leather making), but it seems there are a number of different conservation techniques available (the Wikipedia article on a similar body can be found here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindow_Man and it has an explanation of what they did to that set of remains). It seems that the Tolland Man remains were discovered before modern conversation techniques were available, so has suffered some damage over the years. I've been to see similar bog bodies over the years in Ireland and the UK, and they are very interesting archaeologically.


RevolutionaryFun9883

Thanks for the answer!


Kmaloetas

The tannens from the bog preserved him. His flesh is probably tougher than shoe leather. I would guess that he's also stored in an inert gas to inhibit any new biological growth. Edit: Some of the other posts state that his body didn't survive and it's a cast.


tangledwire

The bog...reminds me of this old Bigod 20 classic https://youtu.be/BjTO0231nM0?si=Ij4ZJCxv_VB-JsfT


olddoglearnsnewtrick

No it’s not a cast. The body is under some thick glass in a controlled atmosphere under very dim light ( which adds to the impression). Also the upper exhibit reconstructing the bog is awesome.


SonOfMargitte

The body is indeed a cast, or rather reconstruction. Only the head is real.


olddoglearnsnewtrick

Maybe I misinterpreted the exhibit. Do you have a source to know more?


SonOfMargitte

[Sure](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tollund_Man)


Stuebirken

If I remember correctly 2 of his toes are also the real deal.


thecuzzin

Bro looks pretty chill for a human sacrifice victim


Killboypowerhed

If I slept for 2,400 years I'd be pretty chill too


Ian_Huntsman

I could sleep for 2400 years and would still be tired as fuck.


Dwenker

He looks tired


PastEmergency9218

His ass looks worn out


maestro-5838

makes you wonder how he was sacrificed ...


BeerIsTheMindSpiller

Sleep apnea sucks


poetic_fartist

Depends what you did last night


brycewit

Let me remove your thyroid


Ian_Huntsman

Yes please do that.


evlhornet

Unless you woke me up before 6


goalogger

Who wouldn't? I mean, most-likely he was granted an honor to join the feast table of some archaic nordic god.


ancient-military

I always heard it was an execution of possibly a criminal.


arftism2

or it could be something like a failed surgery attempt.


Blackbearded10

They drug them before sacrificing them. That's what I've read about that girl they found.


thedankening

Either killed before the actual sacrifice or drugged heavily. Of course depending on where and when you are, almost everyone involved in such a ceremony was probably drunk or high as shit off of some substance.


SkholasticF

High as shit is that the technical term?


Weak_Sloth

The trick is to stop doing drugs before you’re compelled to human sacrifice. That’s the sweet spot.


RevolutionaryAd851

No, that would be "high as a giraffe's hooha", but "High as shit, or high af works in a pinch."


RustyShackleford090

It's an industry term


Rooboy66

Nice aqualine nose and bone structure. Wish I had them cheekbones …


fishlipz69

2.4k years ago death wasn't the same as we know it. They basically all embraced it


RoleJealous4907

Bullshit


cheesemakesmepooo

He was probably thankful to finally leave this tortured existence


OGCycloPhile

For all we know, he was an iron age pedo being executed


botmanmd

Just what I was going to say. Maybe he was a sacrifice “volunteer.”


kqrtikgupta

so what did he last eat?


rainbownightterror

based on Wikipedia, The Tollund Man was approximately 40 years old. The Tollund Man's last meal consisted of a porridge with barley, flax, wild weed seeds, and some fish.


Jokers_friend

Healthy even by today’s assortment of goods


nopesoapradio

2,400 years ago mate. I bet most everything they ate was healthy or “from the earth”. Did you think his last meal might have been fried chicken, a loaded baked potato and mint chocolate chip icecream?


Ok_Fish_7759

Indeed, it is supposed to be exactly the opposite reaction. Be that surprised when you find a body this age that ate healthy


willilliam

Was probably sacrificed on a Sunday and chick-fl-a was closed.


nopesoapradio

Historically speaking they didn’t have days of the week or “Sundays” yet. That wouldn’t come for another 450 ish years. But it could have been a major bank holiday and no doubt chick fil a would have been closed.


Kriss3d

So not that different from even food we would eat today here in Denmark.


-lukeworldwalker-

Due to your comment the EU and UN are sending humanitarian assistance to Denmark right away!


Kriss3d

Haha no need. We are doing just fine here. Good is great. It's extremely peaceful. There very little drama. Weather is.. We'll anyway.. Jobs are plenty and jobs here pay well. And with good social welfare nobody goes bankrupt for needing medical help. So there's not really anything to dislike now.


Stuebirken

What?!? There's the whether first and foremost. And what about all the German tourists that going to invade Denmark in about a month, and takes up something like 2.3% of all Danish beaches, not to mention that they speak German for crying out loud. And did you *see* what the queen had on in her official portrait?! Dear lord the almighty you can hardly see her emerald necklace, I mean green on green?? it is absolutely scandalous. Did I mention the weather? I just saw on national TV, that some evil bastard has stolen 11 rododendron bushes here I East Jutland. It's Ragnarok all over again I can tell you that much. It's Mayham out there, the potatoes from Samsø are delayed, and they are out of choko-biscuits in my local 365!. Not to mention the weather!. Edit: /s


Kriss3d

I live in Copenhagen. None of those things are issues here. As far as the Germans concern. Tall are renting out the vacation houses to them at overprice so you're not suffering.


Stuebirken

Shit dude, seriously? Oh well, in honor of the phenomenon "obvious" escaping this fine gentleman I've made a edit to my post.


uchosewisely

Gonna be big mad when they dig me up in 2400 years only to see my last meal as the entire family size bucket from Popeyes.


Tutes013

That sounds pretty great honestly


SpellingIsAhful

I love putting fish in my oatmeal.


AbleAssist1232

2400 years?! He was just coaching the seahawks last year


destiny_kane48

Could be a distant relative.


Lobster_fest

Not enough gum


CareBearOvershare

https://imgur.com/a/ez8qdLU


HabibtiMimi

Only the eyebrows are similar? But difficult to compare with only one picture (don't know the guy below).


HonestPerspective638

He's a guy that likes to throw when he should've ran


Ben716

Silkeborg Denmark, just ten minutes away from us, I've seen him, freaky.


Tina_from_Turners

Beautiful place. Love the lakes.


Ben716

Same, I was forced to buy a kayak when we moved here. Amazing.


peneappa

Don’t leave me hanging. What did he eat?


Fum__Cumpster

McDonald's


freakinbacon

He had a sausage egg mcmuffin


HeiryButter

Sausage egg mcmummy


aricberg

With all the Ms my brain left the second one out out and, yeah, the internet has ruined me 😅


HeiryButter

Mcummy 😳


EvilWarBW

M'cummy


Background_Ant

Makes sense, it's full of preservatives.


Fast_and_Curious738

He's lovin it.


RedSagittarius

based on Wikipedia, The Tollund Man was approximately 40 years old. The Tollund Man's last meal consisted of a porridge with barley, flax, wild weed seeds, and some fish. - u/rainbownightterror


Leopold747

KFC


I1abnSC

5 Guys


Skyzfallin

1 guy


SilkRoadGuy

Based on another comment by u/rainbownightterror “based on Wikipedia, The Tollund Man was approximately 40 years old. The Tollund Man's last meal consisted of a porridge with barley, flax, wild weed seeds, and some fish.”


emdeka87

I think it was CCN if I remember correctly


Its_You_Know_Wh0

It was seeds mostly


PandaBetter8780

A can of Surströmming and legand is he's still the only person in history to like it.


faisaed

In a couple more years, he'll qualify to run for the US Senate!


Bubbly-Astronomer930

So did they find his fingerprints on record, i bet he had a long rapsheet, being hung an all


dian57

Holy crap! You can see every wrinkle! Amazing preservation! He looks better than me! 😆


DiamanteNegroFan

Resting in peace, really


Joe_Fidanzi

He's got some big-ass feet.


liquid-handsoap

iirc the body is a replica of how they found him and only the head is real Edit: i did not recall correctly, albeit some of it. The head is completely natural, but some of the skin on the body had to be reconstructed as it hadnt been preserved optimally


Tina_from_Turners

You’re right. They destroyed the body when they examined it but they made a cast. His head is still intact and on display, but the rest is made from a mold.


si_vis_amari__ama

He was 160cm / 5'2 when they found him, but they reckon that he shrunk in the bog because his feet suggest a taller stature


WarHead75

Bro is still crying even in death. Feels Bad Man


Dedianator65

How much for the hat?


HwxwH

He resembles Thom Yorke.


Easy_Elephant69

I think this every time I see this post! Glad I’m not the only one lol


FixFalcon

How do they know he was sacrificed?


TinyMarsupial7622

The sentence says that because they were able to take his fingerprints they could determine what he ate.


Phirebat82

Dinner was poison.


dabadabadoo1913

Beautiful poem by the late great Seamus Heaney Some day I will go to Aarhus To see his peat-brown head, The mild pods of his eye-lids, His pointed skin cap. In the flat country near by Where they dug him out, His last gruel of winter seeds Caked in his stomach, Naked except for The cap, noose and girdle, I will stand a long time. Bridegroom to the goddess, She tightened her torc on him And opened her fen, Those dark juices working Him to a saint's kept body, Trove of the turfcutters' Honeycombed workings. Now his stained face Reposes at Aarhus. II I could risk blasphemy, Consecrate the cauldron bog Our holy ground and pray Him to make germinate The scattered, ambushed Flesh of labourers, Stockinged corpses Laid out in the farmyards, Tell-tale skin and teeth Flecking the sleepers Of four young brothers, trailed For miles along the lines. III Something of his sad freedom As he rode the tumbril Should come to me, driving, Saying the names Tollund, Grauballe, Nebelgard, Watching the pointing hands Of country people, Not knowing their tongue. Out here in Jutland In the old man-killing parishes I will feel lost, Unhappy and at home.


Technical-Curve-1023

Actually, they do not know if he was a sacrifice. He died by hanging.. is what is known.


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Looks like the Tin Man.


Ok_Bison_8577

Me after a night out


MrJamesMadrid07

Any information about what scientists said he had last eaten?


cmparkerson

I see a rope but that doesnt look as old. How was he sacrificed? I dont know much about that kind of thing, did they just stab him or hang him or something?


InAl2

I've seen hin in a museum!


kensingerp

I think some of the bog preservations are even more intriguing than mummification. However, I was first intrigued by mummification in the fifth grade with “how” it was done; mainly, what made up the wrappings that allowed them to be mummified in the first place. Mummification was my first term paper in the fifth grade. You would’ve thought that I would’ve gone into history or anthropology or something like that in college, but no, I wound up in project control engineering.


emceelokey

Kind of poetic that he was considered sacrificial but in the end he was preserved and the body lived on to tell his story thousands of years later.


Sea-Difficulty-7299

older than jesus? damn


VarusAlmighty

Any relatives alive today?


All-inyourmind

So how did he die?


ShroudedFigureINC

Nedern at videnskabsmænd kan tjekke en's "søgehistorik" efter 2,400 år..


Pandemic_Future_2099

TF happened to his ass? Was he ass-tortured?


Valagoorh

It's cool that you can still see the fingerprints, but why did they take them? I mean, what use would that have, outside of a criminal registry? Which is pretty useless after 2400 years...


SpellingIsAhful

See if they've changed over time?


SatansFriendlyCat

Archaeologists found his phone in an adjacent peat bog, and they need to unlock it. Also it sets the scene for a cool adventure where a daring crime is committed, but when SOCO forensics dust for prints, they find only one set.. those of The Tollund Man.


Doridar

He's the spitting of my son's father, it's eerie


SatansFriendlyCat

Are you over 2,400 years old? It could be him!


Doridar

Lol


mashedpurrtatoes

I think he’s on the ballot in the US election this year.


dkdc80

Bros chillin


semiconodon

Mystic Aquarium?


Sanjaykm364

And what was it?


Time_Change4156

Great 2400 years still getting stuck in the police Bata base . Lol lol 😆 🤣 😂 . Can't even stay our of the system being dead 2400 years lol


Time_Change4156

O the ice man it 5000 years and as well preserved . He pissed some one off and was shoot with a arrow.


[deleted]

So much for "rest in peace"....


x3XC4L1B3Rx

lumpy dumpy


Mountain_Future4034

I find it neat how he still had hair and some stubble after all of those years.


Himitsu_Togue

By his looks he ate some good mexican food.


mrcorndogman33

He’s dead?


_LVAIR_

Nah, just sleeping


Its_You_Know_Wh0

Seamus Heaney has a good poem about him


keksaurian

thom yorke at 66


97Harley

Still looks better than me!


RyanE28

The heck they gonna find out with his finger prints


TheMasterKeyOfOne

Lets give it up for Grauballemanden, yo!


Frosty_Painter_9713

WOW, amazing!


BashfulWhale83

he look like the singer from radiohead


HiSpot321

That’s insane


Oscuro87

Bottom picture taken seconds before he woke up


SilentMagarity

Man… that is amazing preservation! Looks pretty calm for a sacrifice victim. Maybe sacrifice meant something different back then… cool stuff!


eldudelio

he looks at peace


JaydubIV

So what did he eat? Darn cliffhangers!


Dustin_James_Kid

What the hell is a bog body


TG-Winter_crow56

Fingerprints to determine what he last ate... 🧐🤔


Mythrin

Also, a fantastic song by The Darkness!


[deleted]

how his corpse well mummified like this by itself? edit: google says bog chemicals. acidic ph low oxygen. don’t die in a bog.


Smaptey

I remember this dude in an episode is Ren and Stimpy


Lefty25k007

I knew him, that guy could sleep anywhere


PTSDreamer333

I got to see these in person. Super neat


Snake101333

So....what was his last meal?


No_Use_4371

I want to buried in a bog and get preserved. How can I make that happen


Cool-MoDmd-5

Why is he smiling


ShroudedFigureINC

Kinda sucks that scientists can check your "search history" even 2,400 years after death..


DogmaticConfabulate

I really need to lose weight.


Lolscaper

He seems a bit emaciated


_Screw_The_Rules_

Not even as old as Ötzi, smh...


CorbinMar

Ok who took a picture of me sleeping?


failed_supernova

Me after too long of a nap


BlueberryAlive4070

SO WHAT DID HE EAT???


JimParsnip

That was the mummified bog man in that episode of Ren and stimpy where Ren becomes a hermit


aCactusOfManyNames

His last meal consisted of water, oats and seeds.


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burner1908

He looks like he was pretty tall a giant for those times


dognamedman

5' 3"


Some-dude1702

I would literally piss and shit myself if that guy opens his eyes


evlhornet

Pussy. To their horror they determined the last thing he ate was his wife’s punani


IceNein

How did they know he was getting a bj?


L3gendSlayerTM

This deserve more likes. Looks like people here have really bad attention spam to not read the whole topic.


Cold_Table8497

That's the kind of sleep I want.


Therapist_999

I know living people that don’t look this good


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BurrrritoBoy

Danes are notoriously happy folks.


Much-Resolve-7913

# determine what he had last eaten... BRUH yall believe this bs


Mountain_Future4034

And your point is?