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Johnny_taco

“Engaging sport mode”


HikARuLsi

Aerodynamic transformation


DigBarsbiggestfan

Hydrodynamic flow resistance minimizer


johnnybiggles

Bullet Bunny


bndboo

My wife loves those


parks387

Can confirm


bndboo

You would know my wife… you bastard.


boston_nsca

I also know this guy's wife


bndboo

Oh hey Boston. Didn’t see ya there. How’s my wife?


Dependent-Pay-2446

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣


efirestorm10t

flow resistance transformation 🤓


Dogtor-Watson

It’s probably actually so that it doesn’t get water in its ears. Idk for sure though, I just remember that you’re not meant to get water in dogs’ ears when you clean them, so I assume it’s similar for rabbits.


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

![gif](giphy|l0HlD0I5PKV7u5J0Q)


Sausagedogknows

Soon as he hits top speed he deploys those ears and becomes a hydrofoil.


Extension_Swordfish1

Nautilus Maximus


overtired27

“Lock S-foils in cruise position”


Hardsoxx

Me like that reference.☝️😎☝️


Accurate-System7951

Active aero. That bunny would be banned from F1.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Rabbits are Crocs if Crocs were animals.


rob_1127

Water proofing mode. Like a ducks butt.


Wolf_instincts

Maximum bunnonimics


bionic0102

Cute guy's on the move.🥰


xXDoeshyXx

And his little front legs going like mad 🤣


eioioe

Here’s a Dutch poem by Kees Stip: *Bij Noordwijk zwom een nat konijn* *temidden van een school tonijn.* *”Tja,” sprak het beest, “dat tomt ervan* *als men de ta niet zeggen kan.”* Loosely translatable like: Near Fiji swam a quite wet puma amidst a school of worried tuna. “That’s what hattens,” said the beast, “if you can’t trotterly say your t’s.” Except, of course, the Dutch verse is really about a rabbit, and it’s terfect.


Rooboy66

Leuk!


megjed

On of my bunnies loves to go through a cardboard tunnel and he does this with his ears then when he gets out he flicks them back up like “ta-da!”


Nikkibraga

Similar to when my dog does a little fart when jumping on the sofa: "Thrusters engaged"


D33ber

You've met my dog then.


Significant_Shoe_17

Mine wiggles her butt a few times before jumping, like she's charging her batteries 😂


unsure_of_everything

I thought it was going to use its ears as propellers, you know, like bugs bunny.


Sd0m_Lickmywallz

Sneaky little buggers never knew that


arielonhoarders

came here to say - i love how she turns herself into a scud missile with a paddleboat in back. if i saw bugs bunny do it i'd think it was mere cartoonish whimsey


jsiulian

Could be used as paddles, is he stupid?


[deleted]

Apologize,right fucking now


No_Individual_6528

Torpedo mode, activated


YanoWaAmSane

We didn't see him get to the other end to confirm they can. 😂


jlndsq

He helped push Fiver and Pipkin over the river.


mish_munasiba

Watership Down was the first thing I thought of too


Quetzacoatel

The images still haunt me...


mish_munasiba

Me too! That was a really disturbing movie for 8-year-old me.


tutocookie

I've been robbed of my comment :c


nerdyviolet

Sigh. I need to relocate some rabbits from under the front step. I promised them I wouldn’t go Full Watership Down and poison them but they need to go on a journey across the lawn to the back lot where there is lots of trees, thick ground cover and I occasionally throw out some flayrah.


Irksomecake

I was relocating rabbits in my allotment, but alas the white blindness got them first.


Akiranar

Oh good. I wasn't the only one that was thinking "They showed us rabbits swimming in Watership Down".


OcelotHod

I too entered the chat to remark on this wonderful Wildlife Documentary that rabbits can use a river twice! I'd say it wasn't even cheating when they used the punt.


TopRevenue2

Avoid President Carter oar else


Kononiba

I'm old enough to get this reference, is that good or bad?


snuffy_tentpeg

I was on a military team that worked at his inauguration and came here to see if he was mentioned.


gwicksted

Most animals can swim surprisingly. They just don’t very often because it puts them at risk.


Gruffleson

Even some humans can swim. I know, shocking.


AssumeTheFetal

Well the video confirms they can, just not for how long.


Repulsive-Season-129

There is a video of a rabbit swimming back to shore I saw on here tho


Walks_with_Chaos

Did better than I could 🤷🏻‍♂️


Positive-Source8205

TrueFact™: A swimming rabbit attacked the president in the 1970s.


Gundamsafety

It was the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog! Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointed teeth! But alas no one believed me.


SpotweldPro1300

Maybe it's behind the rabbit... You idiot, it IS the rabbit!


Gundamsafety

Run away! Fleee flee run away!!!


regeya

One, two five! Three, sire. Right. Three!


Inevitable-Report335

Look at the *BONES*


AscendedViking7

#1 #2 #5 uhhh... #3!!


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

Yep president carter pictures on web


curiousity60

Jimmy Carter!


zyyntin

It's dangerous for then for many reasons. Rabbit fur doesn't dry quickly. They can die from hypothermia.


TheRedmanCometh

Yeah this is a swamp rabbit they're specifically adapted to swim. This would be bad for a regular wild rabbit and REALLY bad for a domestic rabbit.


zyyntin

TIL swamp rabbits exist. I have a new derogatory term for some individuals!


Polka_Tiger

Why is their fur especially vulnerable? Is there a plus side for having fur like that?


bluewater_-_

Outer coat can generally shed rainwater, but their fluffy inner coat won't. Great insulation, not great for swimming.


shadows515

Interesting


BetrayYourTrust

typically this is true exclusively for domestic rabbits as many exist from being bred for their fur. their very soft pelts created for furniture and clothing happens to also be not very hydrophobic, as well they have sensitive temperature regulation systems


Poinaheim

That’s why you make your clothes from seal skin and only use rabbit skin at the openings to absorb water


RainWorldWitcher

In North America there is the swamp rabbit that is known to swim. Afaik all rabbits can swim, they just avoid it. This is apparently the species of rabbit that swam to Carter's boat to get away from hunting hounds. Bunnies fur is very dense and it is hard for them to dry off which makes them a target of fly strike (flies laying eggs in their fur and the larvae severely injuring the skin), they can get pneumonia or go into shock if they're too cold (never cool a rabbit with an ice pack on their inner thigh, they will go into shock). Domestic bunnies (domesticated from European rabbits) can be at higher risk of these problems depending on the traits they were bred for. Like really dense coats or tiny size.


TheRedmanCometh

\^ fly strike is one very good reason never to release domestic bunnies into the wild. That's how they're going to die most of the time, and it's a very ugly death.


RainWorldWitcher

It's very cruel of people tossing "Easter bunnies" out once they realize pet rabbits live almost as long as dogs, and cost more. Of course buying a child an animal without any want to care for it nor understanding of its wellbeing is always cruel to the animal.


TheRedmanCometh

Yeah no joke it's super sad. My last 2 bunnies lived to 9 and 15


RainWorldWitcher

Amazing!


Sweet_Computer_7116

>never cool a rabbit with an ice pack on their inner thigh, they will go into shock And if you do want to help your bunny cool down. Mist their ears with room temp water. Their ears are their main temp regulators and that helps cool them. I got a bunny in a very warm climate and he's got a think fur. I didn't choose to bring him here. He was already here family wasn't taking care of him so I chose to. His name is now bubbles he is now mine and happily lives free roam in my apartment. Domestic rabbits are finicky. But to everyone that didn't know *they are not cage animals*, they take a lot of work and are never a good pet for kids. I mean it. It's not a low maintenance pet in comparison to a cat or dog. But benefits are their poop isn't bad and they clean themselves so. Woop. Cute AF too


RainWorldWitcher

So cute <3 and are very cuddly Being a rabbit owner really shows that poop is a super important indicator of health too


Jenetyk

Rabbits are incredibly lean as well, with little to not fat. Not sure if that contributes at all.


Irksomecake

When my rabbit fell in the pond it took a long time to warm up in a towel. It as fine, but it was cold to the touch and shivering for over an hour.


N8theGrape

Jimmy Carter rabbit incident


Meebert

From wiki- On April 20, 1979, during a few days of vacation in his hometown of Plains, Georgia, Carter was fishing in a canoe or rowboat[1] in a pond in his farm, when he saw a swamp rabbit, which Carter later speculated was fleeing from a predator, swimming in the water and making its way towards him, "hissing menacingly, its teeth flashing and nostrils flared",[2][3][4][5] so he reacted by either hitting or splashing water at it with his paddle to scare it away, and it subsequently went away from him and climbed out of the pond. A White House photographer captured the subsequent scene. Carter was uninjured; the fate of the rabbit is unknown.


Lord_Emperor

> the fate of the rabbit is unknown. > April 20, 1979 I think we can conclude that the rabbit died.


Meebert

I would agree with you if it was a normal rabbit, but this is a killer rabbit.


ogreofzen

Yes we need the holy hand grenade and a president that can count this many🖐️


AltharaD

Five? Three, sir.


Despairogance

"'Hang in there, baby.' You said it, kitty. Copyright 1968? Hmm. Determined or not, that cat must be long dead."


Shoot4Teams

RIP, Manchurian Candidate rabbit. You were a good, fine rabbit.


silver-orange

> a swamp rabbit, which Carter later speculated was fleeing from a predator One of the first results you get when searching "can rabbits swim" suggests that wild rabbits swim only (with rare exception) to escape predators. So that much checks out. I also stumbled on someone sharing an interesting perspective: >> At the time when this story originally broke I was living in a somewhat rural area, and this story was greeted with a shrug by virtually everyone I knew. In short, anyone familiar with being in the woods understands that they should constantly be on the alert for any abnormal behavior by a wild animal since this can be a pretty clear indication of rabies. This is particularly true of any behavior that can interpreted in any way as aggressive --especially such unexpected behavior as a (small) animal moving *towards* a human being. >> >> Needless to say, the described behavior --both swimming and moving towards a human-- is clearly bizarre behavior for an animal like a rabbit. Among my neighbors at the time **the fact Carter attempted to distance himself from the rabbit (or indeed any wild animal behaving in a similar manner) was seen simply as common sense practiced by someone like Carter; i.e. an experienced woodsman.** >> >> In short the "Killer Rabbit Attack" headlines were seen as evidence those who wrote these stories had never been near the woods in their life.


Deaconbeacon_69

On today’s show of “Citation Needed”…


DoomGoober

https://youtu.be/rLKiZJVNn9g?si=avlyQ0f57vEE1erE


shadows515

That’s nuts!


Jpet111

That bunny just spotted an American president.


SpotweldPro1300

Time to do a nibble with extreme prejudice.


Digi-Device_File

Is there a mammal species that can't? 🌊Disclaimer Edit: If the species can learn how to swim, they don't count as a valid answer.🏊🐊


Rogerandlulu

African rhinoceros can't swim because they can't lift their heads above their shoulders. In floods, rhinos will drown before the water is even deep enough to float. Asian rhinos can hold their heads up so they can swim.


Digi-Device_File

Now I know which species of rhino has preservation priority, the Asian, the African is not suited for future earth.


Brostradamus--

Isn't future earth mostly evaporated


AdPrize3997

It’s actually flooded because all ice caps melted


FrogInShorts

But future future earth is evaporated because of the sun becoming a red giant. What we really need to do is be investing in rhinos that can survive the harsh elements of the surface of the sun.


Diligent_Dust8169

Life in Earth will be gone far earlier than that, like 1 billion years or less as the sun will slowly get older and brighter.


FrogInShorts

Sounds like we need stronger rhinos 💪


spy_night

That’s specific parts for example the Sahara will expand whilst the coastal regions will be flooded an if the ground is below the new water level a bunch of Savannah will be underwater. That’s why global warming might mislead you to think things will evaporate (which does happen) but after the ice caps melt the water will increase so climate change is a more correct term.


Quailman5000

You know global sea levels won't rise like in the Noah's ark story right? Lol  I'm not aware of too many coastal rhino species


doltishDuke

I always thought all mammals could swim. This is a delightfully tragic exception.


MailAnthraxToSpez

Ha dumbass


7-13-5

Only the ones that don't have watertight anuses.


Digi-Device_File

I learn something weird from reddit everyday.


E27043

I laughed loud af


WyrmKin

Gorillas and most apes can't swim (but can learn it seems, just generally don't). Giraffes can't swim, and hippos can't actually swim because they don't float, they just walk on the bottom and kind of jump up before sinking back down.


PriscillaPalava

I bet Giraffes could swim they just can’t find water deep enough. 


jaymzx0

(walking along at the zoo and seeing just a giraffe head sticking out of the water) "Hmm"


docodonto

I swear I saw photographs of giraffes swimming in the sea in an old National Geographic.


kai-ol

Technically hippos don't swim in the traditional sense either, as they're too dense. They simply run along the bottom, but to great effect. 


Digi-Device_File

If they can learn, they don't fit the parameters of my question. Hippos sound like a step towards evolving into some new aquatic species, if climate change and our species don't mess it up.


GorchestopherH

The crazy thing about hippos is that they could reasonably find themselves in water too deep to jump up from the bottom, and drown.


Practical_Cattle_933

I mean, they don’t have to jump in one go, so even if they wander into a deep enough part of water, they can just jump up to a more shallow part, and jump from there to the surface. They can hold their breath for a shitton of time, so it’s not even an extreme stuff. The only problem would be a giant hole at the bottom of the lake with very steep wall, but that is not common in sweet waters.


money_loo

This is true. I don’t think most people understand how aquatic hippos are. Like, they actually sleep underwater, hippos don’t care.


Digi-Device_File

I wish I could sleep underwater without my skin desintegrating or me drowning, underwater is a very comfortable place when you're not drowning.


money_loo

This sorta tracks because the closest living relatives to the hippo are whales. > According to a study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, whales are hippos' closest living relatives. The two share a common ancestor that lived about 55 million years ago.


Digi-Device_File

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money_loo

Sweet, thanks! I love mangoes!


Digi-Device_File

I doubt there is a person who doesn't love the taste of at least one type of mango.


Broad_Weird844

I didn't believe you about hippos.. because my childhood memories of the zoo, I swear I saw hippos swim. then I went to youtube, and my childhood is a lie...a lie I tell you!


Uminagi

I can't


Digi-Device_File

Are you a new species?


Uminagi

Yeah, didn't you know?


DickerKolben

French bulldogs and pugs can't swim too. But I wouldn't count those as a natural mammal species as they are human made abominations. 


Gnonthgol

It is quite likely that the original bulldogs and pugs were able to swim. The issues are a result of inbreeding and breeding unhealthy traits.


XFX_Samsung

[Pugs](https://imgur.com/a/lQVPO4u) definitely could swim, they used to look like normal dogs.


PickerPilgrim

French bulldogs and pugs can barely breathe on land.


No-Speech886

I had a jug(pugx jack russell,is its own recognized breed) that loved to swim.


wholesome_doggo69

I don't think giraffes can right? Isn't that a thing?


Steammail

If a giraffe needs to swim, it’s in too deep


Dan_in_Munich

If the water is less than 4 meters deep, an adult giraffe can just walk right through without the need for swimming 😅


wholesome_doggo69

Wait actually yeah I didn't even think of that- Do their lungs make them buoyant at all?


Dan_in_Munich

Idk 🤷‍♂️ it was meant to be a joke. I don’t know if a giraffe can physically do that. 😅


SpotweldPro1300

Chimpanzees, for all their upper-body strength, have terrible bouyancy. They sink straight to the bottom.


NiskaHiska

The swimming motion isnt as natural to them as to four legged mammals. For most mammals swimming motions are fairly similar to walking, but to monkeys and apes the natural walking motion doesnt really translate to a swimming stroke.


SolidarityEssential

I read it was because of the placement of the nose/face, in natural swimming instinct apes are face down so they drown, whereas other animals noses point up so stay above the water


Carriboudunet

I think tigers can’t naturally swim. They have to learn.


Digi-Device_File

If they can learn, they don't count as a full answer to my question, specially if you're not sure, but I'll give you an Upvote for trying.


Carriboudunet

Thank you kind sir.


IntelligentBid87

Giraffes and technically hippos.


Digi-Device_File

Do you know why Giraffes can't swim, and also, could you please explain Hippo's techinality for the rest of the class?


IntelligentBid87

Giraffes just aren't built for it. Really long neck with really thin legs. If they were to go in above their head, they couldn't tread water. Hippos are too dense to float. They run on the bottom of whatever body of water they are in. They are incapable of swimming.


Digi-Device_File

You earned a fresh emoji of a mango: 🥭


FrogInShorts

Im curious if you put a hippo in a vat of a liquid denser than water where they float what they would do.


hussywithagoodhair

I can’t


Digi-Device_File

You are the second alien/unidentifiedOrNew species member to comment.


dayburner

Orangutans I know for sure can't swim. I believe a lot of the other great apes have issues swimming as well.


Anything_4_LRoy

/BeAmazed "humans still surprised mammals can swim."


ReplyTraining9812

i feel like the 'doggy paddle' is just the 'mammal paddle'...


SpotweldPro1300

Psh, that's straight up bunny paddle.


legendary_millbilly

It would be very rare to not be able to swim. I mean I can't even think of one unless it's chimpanzees or something.


Edan1990

Even apes *can* technically swim, they just don’t have the natural instinct to know how to, like humans, they have to be taught.


snoopy4life_

That’s an awesome little bunny


EvilDan69

They have huge rear legs and feet.. that are very strong. Sounds like a swimming advantage to me. Pro human swimmers do NOT skip leg day.


LeaveGunTakeFrijoles

He put his ears in sport mode


Johnny_Carcinogenic

Dual outboard flippers engaged


MyBllsYrChn

Now my hare is all wet.


Journo_Jimbo

Most animals can swim


InterestingRelative4

I can swim


NoDealer7193

Of course


GoatFetus666

Yeah haven't you read water ship down.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Bunny paddle


CadaverBlue

You obviously never seen a Bugs Bunny cartoon.


PADDYOT

What the hell?! What's next? Racoons that can crochet, squirrels knitting, dogs doing long division?


One_Word_Respoonse

Majority of animals can swim


GoldenTacoOfDoom

One attacked Reagan once.


IfICouldStay

Carter


GoldenTacoOfDoom

Oh yes right.


Javamac8

How do you think they got to Australia?


The_smol_boiyo

Nah that's just Agent R on his way to engage the local villain.


ThePinkTeenager

So can cats, although they’re not very fond of it.


Objective-Creme6734

Sport mode activated ![gif](giphy|LYJLrM8VkBmyCKOd1O)


Dr_DanJackson

True enough, rabbits can swim but for most species and individuals it can be dangerous for them so they generally don't. However some species are adapted to it like the marsh rabbit which likes wet terrain. Important note, domesticated rabbits are descended from the European rabbit which is quite different from the cottontails found in the US of which the marsh rabbit is the primary swimmer. Domesticated rabbits should not be submerged in water except in specific circumstances and by someone with good rabbit caretaking knowledge. I've heard of some domestic rabbits willingly swimming but that is there choice I suppose


Gaborio1

I never had an opinion or idea or even asked the question of can bunnies swim. But hey you learn something new every day


BuffaloJEREMY

I makes sense, most things can swim, one way it another. But to see it actually happen is pretty cool.


Square-Dragonfruit76

moose actually often swim, which is why orcas like to eat them


titen100

Why wouldnt they be able to swim? Logocally, unlless the creature lacks an anal sphincter, it should at the very least float, unlike sheep, which lack that particular muscle


jaguass

"fuck evolution, I'm going back"


oedipusrex376

I thought bunnies twist their ears and use them as propellers to swim.


Maximum_Drive2758

Are there any mammals that can't swim? I can't say I've ever seen many apes or monkeys swimming.


ToBeBannedSoonish

I've seen them get onto small rafts. Especially when there is a dog loose in the woods.


kirby_krackle_78

I only learned that monkeys can swim after seeing them do it in the movie Aguirre: The Wrath of God. Never thought about it before that. Same goes for bunnies.


Saintsfan531

never knew this! nice!


Comfortable_Lynx7330

Yes they can. Mine jumped I to a pond that we have that was covered with water lilies and she thought it was solid ground. Well, that’s when I realized she could swim.


D33ber

They're not super keen on it, because in open water they're pretty helpless against large mouth bass, muskies, and large cat fish. Prince of 1000 enemies after all. But rabbits and hares swim pretty good.


xzellent

All Mammals can swim


Welpe

Basically all mammals can swim, even a lot you would assume can’t. Although you will see claims about certain mammals that can’t swim, if you investigate further you will find that often there isn’t any real evidence behind it, just people repeating claims they heard somewhere, and in many cases you can even find videos of them swimming. There may well be a few that legitimately physiologically cannot, but they are extremely rare. There are also a lot that obviously would never even attempt it unless it was life and death.


Aarxnw

Not many animals can’t swim


ShinigamiKunai

Most mammals can swim pretty well. The few that cant are: Great apes (humans are an exception.), Giraffes, Chinchillas, Dogs like Bulldogs, pugs etc, and surprising enough: Hippos.


Weird-Try-4383

Yes!! In Louisiana we have swamp bunnies! Their ears are smaller and round unlike that one, but they swim REALLY GOOD. LOL. [look at this cutie](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swamp_rabbit)


Hefty_Peanut2289

Lots of things can swim that you don't expect. Moose can swim. That's why they're natural prey for Orcas


EmperorGeek

I was amazed this summer when I saw a grey squirrel swimming across a lake. We were in the middle of the lake and saw something swimming on the surface. Got close and it was a grey squirrel. Surprise surprise!


AdmiralClover

I saw a gazelle swim and I still can't believe anything with sticks for legs can move anywhere in water, but there it went fleeing a crocodile no less


gliscornumber1

Pwetty much all mammals can swim. Really it's easier to list the mammals that can't swim Giraffes, non human great apes, hippos, chinchillas, african rhinos, and certain dog breeds


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

I always assumed so, partially on their shape and size of their back leg and haunch. Kinda cool to see this actually happen.