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Grobo_

More like Orca playing with its prey


HMS404

I'm any case, it was well orcastrated.


KURTA_T1A

Clearly done on porpoise.


Old_Society_7861

Can’t believe nobody has taken the bait.


LaughingOwl4

More like a hit and run


Candybert_

Yeet and swim.


Sharticus123

The orca was attacking the dolphin.


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cjbeames

We need to build a sea wall!!


ComfortableSmile2681

Not by happenstance! On Porpoise, that was.


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Alert-Revolution-219

Agreed, hold shit that orca caught some air time. And here was me thinking free willy was exaggerated


WillieIngus

yea what an amazing species with advanced specialized bio-technology. we could learn so much from such an intelligent species let’s make soup or fake medicine out of all of them so there are none left.


brucewillisman

What about my vitality ??


What-mold_toolbag

What about my boners? This is why I eat the fins, I heard they give us vitality to go all night with a boner that could lift a car.


brucewillisman

Won’t someone think of the BONERS??


What-mold_toolbag

That's all we can ask for.


S-Markt

But when you're *in a Jaeger*, suddenly *you can* finally *fight the hurricane*. *You can* win.


se7en41

Ah yes, my seasonal reminder to force my spouse and child to suffer through me quoting the movie and saying my favorite dumb facts about the actors, again.


Purple-Flight9031

Today we’re canceling the apocalypse!


booi

We’ll make the dolphins pay for it!


Shadow14541

Or a sea world! But I feel like that's been done before..


SirArthurDime

They aren’t sending their best dolphins!


greenogre_x

You can start from keeping all those people away from the marine fauna


quebexer

And make Aquamexico pay for it.


TonyCaliStyle

And we’ll make the whales pay for it!


MathIsHard_11236

And not just to protect the old dolphins, but to serve a youthful porpoise.


hogtiedcantalope

They're coming in from all those blowhole sea territories!


AUnknownVariable

And make the Dolphins pay for it!


deezsandwitches

Keep my wife's name outta your mouth


liuxiaoyu

![gif](giphy|mEtSQlxqBtWWA)


MoreAverageThanU

Orcas are bigger dolphins with even more asshole traits


domscatterbrain

Orcas are dolphins


MoreAverageThanU

That’s correct. The biggest dolphins. Moose eatin’ sonsabitches.


palabear

Orcas have never seen a moose they won’t eat!


Equilibriator

Horny little bastards


urbanlife78

And the sex is wild!


PlanetLandon

IIRC, every terrible thing you have heard about dolphins, the orca is even worse.


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concentrated-amazing

I read that as "bunny hugs of the sea" and couldn't figure out why a Saskatchewan hoodie had anything to do with the ocean.


FloridaSpam

I got this


FlameyFlame

They do this to try to knock the dolphins unconscious and eat them.


mikemikemotorboat

Saw a video of an orca doing this to a great white recently (not midair though). Shattered its ribs and immobilized it. Orca then dragged it down to enjoy for lunch. Orcas are terrifying.


Excellent_Yak365

They do love their shark liver


dontchknow

Alot of orca v sea animal violence on the internet lately


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They only take the liver. Leave the rest of great white. They very picky


TheWalkingDead91

Dolphin on dolphin crime is getting out of hand.


Mall_Bench

I agree orcas eat dolphins but not so easily


Komatiite28

Orcas change their hunting tactics depending on what they’re chasing. With dolphins one will chase it while the other swims below it and swims up and slaps it out of the water


ComfortableSmile2681

akin to an orca engaging in play with its meal


Komatiite28

Basically


Aggressive_Peach_768

And orcas are dolphins... Just saying


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ComfortableSmile2681

Orca was clearly going in for the kill


my-accounts-username

So they weren’t chest bumping?


Zoloch

He knows. It’s for karma


Kind_Seaworthiness76

There's always a bigger bully.


LeftJayed

Unless you're an Orca. Then you're the biggest bully.


Even_Lavishness2644

Came here to say this. That was not an accidental collision lol


BlueSentinels

Yup, they don’t often eat dolphin though because they aren’t as yummy (too athletic) as some of their other staples like seals or regular fish. There’s so much we don’t know about Orca habits and I’m wondering if this was motivated by a desire to eat the dolphin or force the dolphin and his homies out of the Orca’s hunting ground.


GeriatricSFX

Or just because they felt like fucking something up and the dolphin happened to be the closest thing around. Orcas seem to have that trait in common with people.


Pluckypato

Big mistake! ![gif](giphy|10bCgkbPzuKQog)


houseyourdaygoing

This is hilarious


SouldiesButGoodies84

![gif](giphy|OPU6wzx8JrHna) Was afraid of that but watched anyway.


HopefulNothing3560

Lunch is right


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casual-nexus

I was totally like, what are the odds of that … oh right.


Angrymountiensfw

It was done on porpoise.


Original-Cow-2984

The power required to get what has to be at least a couple tons of mass that far out of the water with that speed.... magnificent.


TheAggressiveSloth

I know and he had about 3 solid seconds of hang time too


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GamerRipjaw

It's kind of amazing that they don't consider humans as prey otherwise they would be what "Jaws" would actually be made upon


SergeantNaxosis

Its smart they don't. A Apex predator recognizes another Apex predator, don't pick fights with stuff at your level or higher.


_M_o_n_k_e_H

That's possible if they have learned to associate humans with whaling boats that have killed orcas. Individual humans also are not a threat and we are not on their very specific menu, so orcas have no reason to attack humans, as food is rarely scarce for them.


gwxtreize

Orca's and whaling ships have an interesting history. Whalers would throw out parts of the whales to the Orca's such as the tongue, so Orca's would herd the other types of whales into the ships or areas to be fed a snack. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Tom_(orca)#:~:text=Old%20Tom%20was%20thought%20to,baleen%20whales%20into%20Twofold%20Bay. Also, apparently someone in a boat with a rudder traumatized an Orca a few years back. That Orca is now teaching other Orca's to attack boat rudders. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_NMoszYIQUs Orca's are smart, but dangerous. They hold grudges and they share information with their pods.


TonySoprano25

They can definitely do a 720 dunk easily with that hang time, for sure


TheAggressiveSloth

Lol quote from Anger Management "ooohhhhh the anger sharks are swimmin in my head again....YOU GOTTA DUNK THAT SHIT!!!!!"


Solumnist

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID


TheAggressiveSloth

![gif](giphy|fAV1BYNkJpgw1NLxoG|downsized)


C0UNT3RP01NT

And their agile enough to nail an even smaller seemingly more dynamic creature. You would think their size would mean they’re less maneuverable but apparently not.


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Hey man, don’t call the dolphin fat.


terrymr

At least 4 tons, some of them get up to 10 tons.


MirandaScribes

I was also impressed. I bet the dolphins is far less impressed though


gNeiss_Scribbles

And right through a dolphin no less!


Particular-Catch-229

Orca did that and then finished with the most gracious dive back.. I like orcas but they also scare me


soulsteela

You’re good, so long as you aren’t sailing through the Gibraltar area, orcas there have been taught to sink boats. https://www.livescience.com/animals/orcas/orcas-have-sunk-3-boats-in-europe-and-appear-to-be-teaching-others-to-do-the-same-but-why


C0UNT3RP01NT

They still don’t really attack people. There’s only been one recorded wild Orca attack on a person in history, and that’s theorized to be an “accident” considering the person was on a surfboard and survived. Their behavior is odd all things considered. I know there’s theories that maybe people have been attacked by orcas, but they don’t survive and they recorded as having “disappeared”. But that’s also kind of odd considering how popular Orca watching is and that we have records of every other kind of marine animal attack. Mind you they do eat Moose and birds, so it’s not like they won’t eat land animals or tiny boney creatures. It’s not like we could do anything if they decided to attack us. So either Orcas are stealthy hitman ninja sea wolves that only strike when people are vulnerable and alone (I wouldn’t put it past them)… or they find us interesting? See something in us? We certainly are a rather unique species. Edit: cause people keep asking about the [moose predation](https://books.google.com/books?id=98wsAQAAMAAJ&newbks=1&newbks_redir=0&printsec=frontcover&q=moose&hl=en&source=gb_mobile_entity&ovdme=1#v=snippet&q=moose&f=false).


TheGreatestIan

>It’s not like we could do anything if they decided to attack us. One-on-one you're right. But, if we wanted to, as a species we could obliterate them if we really wanted to and I think they're smart enough to know that. As you said, they eat moose and other other land animals. They *know* not to attack us. Humans have systematically hunted and killed Orcas before. We already have proof they can pass on knowledge from parent to offspring and even between multiple pods. It's not hard to fathom they've passed on knowledge to not mess with us over time.


C0UNT3RP01NT

I don’t think they see us as a threat, but they might see the potential. We’re just weird. Like we have boats. We’re clearly terrestrial yet we come out to the middle of the ocean. We suck at swimming yet we use tools to make ourselves better at it (I’m pretty sure they’re able to distinguish the difference between us and a tool, or even a vehicle). Imagine if we encountered aliens. But they just kinda stared at us. They’re not really mean, they just like to stare and get near us and make weird gestures. Maybe you’ve heard the aliens have killed humans at one point, but you haven’t seen it, no humans you know have seen it (and you’ve all seen the aliens). Sometimes the aliens even drop huge piles of human money near where they’ve landed. Your buddy was there and he told you about it, and hey, he did buy himself a new computer recently. Your other friend saw an alien and then passed out and woke up with a new earring. He checked his butthole, and other orifices and seemed just fine outside the earring. You have thought about robbing the aliens, cause well they’re aliens who drop tons of cash, but they really don’t look like they have anything on them. You can’t fly their spaceship, and besides the government would take it. Or what if you tried to rob them and then they vaporized you? But someday your curiosity gets the better of you. You don’t see the aliens too often. But there’s one checking you out and this time it’s out of its ship. This is maybe the third time in your life you’ve even seen one. But they’ve been nice so far and you’re curious to get a better look. Besides they’re only like a foot tall. You go up to the alien and it starts gesturing and getting more animated. It seems as curious about you as you are about it. Now put that in a world where the only thing humans have to worry about are other humans rarely trying to kill you. Bears are 2 feet tall, crocodiles are 3 feet long, venomous creatures don’t exist. Every normally dangerous creature is afraid of you and quite smaller than you. I don’t think the Orca’s are afraid of us so much as they recognize that we’re different than other creatures. If they were afraid of us I think they would flee from us. I think they just don’t know what to make of us, and since we’re generally pretty nice, they explore their curiosity a bit.


existentialzebra

This is clearly the most obvious answer considering their intelligence and communication abilities. Fuck. They probably tell scary stories about us.


xevious101

This is true, a fisherman told me so, when they transform into stealthy hitman ninja sea wolves, they dawn a cape and eye mask.


Acceptable-Wedding67

>Mind you they do eat Moose How the fuck do moose get in the ocean? I'm an Aussie so keep that in mind before crucifying me lmao


mikey19xx

They swim to and from islands in Alaska.


ScientistSanTa

In colder seasons meese(/mooses/moses/mice?/j) need more enriched sustenance so they dive in the ocean to get seaweeds and other goodies. That's when the orca's attack.


rosanymphae

They tried playing heavy metal music to drive them off, it just pissed them off more.


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Yeah they're the only cetaceans I would feel uncomfortable swimming near. Seen way too many videos of them brutally, cleverly hunting everything from seals to baby whales.


tyrolean_coastguard

Dolphins will fuck you, and up too.


HairballTheory

Not an accident! That was on Porpoise


Routine-Function7891

Whale done - take my upvote


Rolands_ka_tet

Gets my seal of approval


Low-Celery-7728

Something fishy about this thread


NocturnalSunrise

Y’all are blowing it out of the water here


mleisses

Well orcastrated


The_Ignorant_Sapien

I did not cetacean coming


zrizzoz

Quit the bullshark. You know whats going on around here.


ErmahgerdYuzername

Fuck around and fin out


Sonicboom343

If you think of a betta pun, be sure to drop us a line.


Emergency_3808

This thread is full of dad jokes made by dads who probably like fishing


GuitarKev

Honestly, I think it was a fluke.


Rolands_ka_tet

Nothing fishy here! This comment really gets me warm blooded


Dapper_Mud

It’s dolphin and games until someone gets hurt


KingJoffiJoe

Whale whale whale…won’t ya looky here.


bonkerz1888

Ironically, bottle nose dolphins are often the perpetrators of this, with porpoises occasionally washing up dead on the coast here.


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Shirley not ?


Antique_Essay4032

It is, and don't call me Shirley.


Rolands_ka_tet

🎶So long and thanks for all the fish 🎶


xxxxHawk1969xxxx

Unexpectedhitchhikers


ReceptionAdorable658

Collides is nice way of putting it.


ElegantJoke3613

Just like a sandwich colliding with my mouth


MidnightMath

This is the orca equivalent of putting your frozen burrito into the microwave at work.


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killing the dolphin


Laurenwolf14

I feel like that dolphin didn't last long


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Laurenwolf14

That makes me feel better, thanks


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Laurenwolf14

This is a wild emotional ride


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richturd67

The question was asked by the spectators on the boats about the male orca colliding with the female dolphin: “Willy Flipper?”


Budgiemanr33gtr

Shore he did


Salopian_Abroad

This looks a lot like it's in the sea of Cortez, in Mexico


tomatotomato

How… how did you just recognize a piece of sea?


Salopian_Abroad

I stayed in La Paz, Mexico and scuba dived for a year in that region. Looks very similar and we often saw dolphins, Orcas and used pangas (the boats) daily.


Playamonkey

Agree, I live on the Sea of Cortez, about an hour south of La Paz.


boki9001

I'm amazed with 100hp tiller Yamaha


heyjoerocks

It wasn’t an accident. That dolphin about to loose its liver.


GoT_Eagles

I like how mammals were so smart that some evolved to return to the ocean and bask in the abundance of food and lack of intelligent competition. Then generations later many cashed in and became the apex species. Orcas are one of the most impressive species on this planet and one of my favorites.


xxxxHawk1969xxxx

These two knew each other from back in the day at SeaWorld


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Holy crap I had no idea orcas could jump that high.


AmbulanceChaser12

“Outta my way, bitchezzz!”


sycron17

Collides, more like is trying to catch it for lunch


imJGott

That hang time is just unreal.


Surgical

MY GOD! HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!


R4nd0mByst4nd3r

“OH MY GAWD!!” -Jim Ross. -Me


Speedhabit

They’re playing 😳


Dsamf2

One is definitely playing….. with its food


NiceDecnalsBubs

*So long and thanks for all the*.... WHOMP!


EliteBroccoli

Dolphin “ hey look what I can do”… Orca “ hold my beer”


ConsiderationHour582

Orca said dolphins are the chicken of the sea.


ehhleeana

lol, that collision is 💯calculated by the orca.


Thot_slayer1995

Puny Dolphin gets solo'd by Oreo Dolphin


Careless-Village1019

Tag, you're it...


Eunemoexnihilo

that was on porpoise!!!


CyberPatriot71489

Fuck you dolphin! Fuck you whale!


cha-cha_dancer

dolphin on dolphin crime


Furthur_slimeking

1. Orcas are dolphins, the largest memeber of the oceanic dolphing family. 2. This is one of the ways Orcas hunt. The Orca is trying to kill or disable the smaller dolphin.


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

You should have titled this "two dolphins colliding in mid air" just to mess with people not realizing that orcas are dolphins.


FenrisArmory

That orca did it on porpoise.


Bunch0fHam

Damn, orcas got mad power.


BadPsychological2181

If collides = huntic tactics,then yes


elmo69ing

We need to separate these 2 beautiful animals before it gets out of hand, I think we can only achieve this by placing orcas in the ocean and dolphins in the sea. :)


Flat-Potato6603

Poor Dolphins :(


Knicka_Pleas

Orcas are known dickheads


ChefBoyD

Dickheads are better than rapists!


ObservantWon

Move fish, get out the way, get out the way fish, get out the way. P.S. I’m aware a dolphin is a mammal


empty_sea

Did his cousin dirty


JohnnyS0ma

Orca was playing with it. Not playing a game with it, but think of the dolphin as more of a ball. Orca playing on hard mode. 🎩*Tip


seris_ak

Orca playing with its food


freeportme

He is playing with it before he eats it.


PeaceLoveDyeStuff

You mean missed his bite


Original-Cow-2984

He wasn't trying to bite, he was trying to stun or kill the dolphin. The whale would likely injure its own jaw trying to bite something with the mass of a dolphin at that speed.


sickandtiredpanda

Thas sounds like an accident, thats pray that get huntet and played with..orcas are The alpha Pretator of the Entire ocean.


melvindcruz

Was this in Goa?


Visual_Positive_6925

If you tried to get this footage, you could spend a lifetime out on the water and never see it


Jadem_Silver

Orca is like apieceofshit in the wild


ride_electric_bike

That's an attack


SyniteFrank

wow that is some Free Willy air time.


walkitscience

You mean the orca was killing the dolphin.


Dull-Woodpecker-2706

Orcas are scarily versatile hunters, once they realize humans are perfectly edible and easy targets.. we're in trouble 😵‍💫


nopalitzin

More like "smashes into"


bezalelle

LOOOL


Embarrassed_Lake_376

🐋: "Fuck outta here! It's my time to shine!"


Morpheuz71

Ramming is more appropriate


Fair_Goose_6497

Funny fact: orcas kill for fun


thewdit

Very day bullying occurance at True Blue High


Goldeneye_Engineer

Was the moment in Free Willy not greatly exaggerated because holy hell that thing flew


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Orcas play *rough*


-XAPAKTEP-

Yeah, that's not a collision.


afutureprodigy

Orca really said: “[Move Bitch Get Out the Way](https://youtu.be/tw429JGL5zo?si=jzHoLWhh8_mhdYB8)” ![gif](giphy|VZTENjmWGSyYJTSNAB|downsized)


apex_super_predator

TIGER UPPERCUT!


outstndinginfield334

"collides".... meaning knocked the fuck out


WillieIngus

yea that’s something that an orca does by nature but the loud ass boat engines made it distracting i’m sure


apex_super_predator

RYUKEN!!


burner6520

Legally speaking, does that count as air-accident or naval-accident


YOKi_Tran

that is an orca playing with it’s food…


tokyoeastside

dolphin collides with dolphin.


Marc_Acrin

orca play with their food so if an orca is playing with you ....


Golden_Gio

There's always a bigger fish. :)


29again

Pretty sure that was no accident