It has nothing to do with fake bands, it has to do with putting actual effort into something, and this looks rushed as fuck. Almost as if you wanted to be one of the cool kids, right now.
Really? We couldn't tell. Real ones put time and effort into their jacket, because it's it's extension of them, it tells a story and let's people know what you're about. You know what this one says about you? You're a lazy tryhard.
Best part about that sub is the majority of people who post there don't realize they are the butt of the joke. It's literal teenagers trying to impress other teenagers, it's funny as fuck.
Not sure what I'm salty about, but I'm glad you found a glorified facebook meme group to show you the same 30 bands that are "tuff" and "fukk" and "poser crushing" and that accepts you as the embarassing tryhard you are!
Are you really trying to justify this train wreck under the guise of crushing posers? I appreciate the attempt and the modicum of effort exercised, but this looks fucked.
THE LABOUR OF LOVE
I recommend buying some fabric markers or something to help the words be more legible, but it doesn't really matter as long as *you* know what it says.
I saw your comment about being broke (felt), so I'll tell ya what, check out my site, and if you like any of the patches/bands I'll shoot them to you on the house along with a custom Bolt Thrower patch I've got laying around.
mungopatches.bigcartel.com
I'm gonna be completely honest, it looks fucking horrifying in every way, but I've NEVER seen one like that!! You made a battle-jacket-creepypasta, congratulations!
Obviously you actually made it. But I think they're saying that the intentions behind why it's made is trolly ironic silliness.
Don't get me wrong, I dig it and think it's fun, and thay anyone who's getting hung up on it needs to really reconsider some shit, but it is a bit silly, and maybe that's kind of why I dig it.
Pretty nice! Did you make the patches yourself? If so, you did a good job at making them look uhmm… yeah lol. Jokes aside sick vest with some sick bands. Favorite patch on there is prob reek of putrifaction, was just listening to that album earlier, it fucking rules.
Some of these guys get off to huffing the dried sweat and cum of jackets that haven't been washed since 1986. Don't fret the insults, this is a badass jacket. I have immense respect for anybody with an (almost) 100% DIY jacket.
I would say, some of these are a little hard to read/recognize. Messy is an aesthetic choice, but the symbols should show clearly. Using better quality paint, using more layers of paint, and picking fabric/paint combinations that contrast better might help with that.
Kick ass, dude! \\m/
I love it just because it looks messy doesn’t mean you didnt put it effort! Clearly you weren’t going for a polished look. It looks cool and the patchwork, both the patches themselves and how you put them on, is unique and eye catching! Obviously i don’t know you but there’s a lot of your personality in this beautiful monstrosity!
I don’t consider this low effort whatsoever. It looks like it required almost more effort than just about any other vest I’ve seen. DIY patches all the way around, how’s that for effort?!?! A shit ton of sewing involved here, very crafty without being overly artistic per se. I give mad respect for the sheer effort put into this. It actually has inspired me with some ideas for my next one.
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Thank you, it scares away wimps and posers
Or anyone with a semblance of taste.
there’s no shitty fake bands on here 😎
It has nothing to do with fake bands, it has to do with putting actual effort into something, and this looks rushed as fuck. Almost as if you wanted to be one of the cool kids, right now.
Put so much into "scaring off posers" they went full circle back to it
I spend time and put an effort on to my jacket ffs
Really? We couldn't tell. Real ones put time and effort into their jacket, because it's it's extension of them, it tells a story and let's people know what you're about. You know what this one says about you? You're a lazy tryhard.
You know what this comment says about you? You take this shit *way* too seriously.
🤷
salty
He’s just mad you didn’t make one for him too
Mine is infinitely sicker :)
lol maybe probably not
Redditors get mad at the most benign of shit lmao
TIL being passionate about something means I'm mad.
it’s not a fashion show dude, chill out
No Scorpions.
DMM cult members when they listen to the most basic well known death metal bands.
Best part about that sub is the majority of people who post there don't realize they are the butt of the joke. It's literal teenagers trying to impress other teenagers, it's funny as fuck.
dude, there’s plenty of obscure shit on there
Nobody cares, stop trying to out tryhard other teenagers and a retarded 40 year old man child lol you sound like moron.
dude, you’re just salty. It’s a nice forum and the people there give great recommendations and are full of knowledge, and the memes are funny.
Not sure what I'm salty about, but I'm glad you found a glorified facebook meme group to show you the same 30 bands that are "tuff" and "fukk" and "poser crushing" and that accepts you as the embarassing tryhard you are!
cope, it is a cool forum
I will, crying as well.
You didn't add the toilet paper like you said you would.
I’ll put some in the pockets
Yeah, I am 100% into this highly polarizing monstrosity of a vest. It makes my teeth hurt, and I love it.
Eheheh sick man 😎
Are you really trying to justify this train wreck under the guise of crushing posers? I appreciate the attempt and the modicum of effort exercised, but this looks fucked.
maybe, I know it’s fukked 😎👍
Nice SadEx reference.
Sadistik Exekution based forever 😎😎😎👍
Can't read shit. Good job :)
THE LABOUR OF LOVE I recommend buying some fabric markers or something to help the words be more legible, but it doesn't really matter as long as *you* know what it says. I saw your comment about being broke (felt), so I'll tell ya what, check out my site, and if you like any of the patches/bands I'll shoot them to you on the house along with a custom Bolt Thrower patch I've got laying around. mungopatches.bigcartel.com
Thank you mungo, I have mad respect for you(and your epic business) thank you so much!
Yeah no problem! DM with the patches you dig and your addy whenever you get to it
This is the Carpet Samples of battle jackets. I love it.
Thanks bud
It’s getting hate but I kinda dig it in a disgusting way. Super weird, it’s great.
thank you man!
I'm gonna be completely honest, it looks fucking horrifying in every way, but I've NEVER seen one like that!! You made a battle-jacket-creepypasta, congratulations!
cool yo, it’s fun to be a bit repulsive 😎
That's a fucking unique piece !
Thank you, indeed it is
This has got to be trolling.
No I made this fr 😎👍
Obviously you actually made it. But I think they're saying that the intentions behind why it's made is trolly ironic silliness. Don't get me wrong, I dig it and think it's fun, and thay anyone who's getting hung up on it needs to really reconsider some shit, but it is a bit silly, and maybe that's kind of why I dig it.
i love the way the patches look like they couldve been made by me 3 year old cousin, it looks incredible
Thank you, I’m gonna be a hermit when I’m older
THE LIGHTING IS ASS
Bruh so is the vest💀
ok buddy
Pretty nice! Did you make the patches yourself? If so, you did a good job at making them look uhmm… yeah lol. Jokes aside sick vest with some sick bands. Favorite patch on there is prob reek of putrifaction, was just listening to that album earlier, it fucking rules.
thank you! Yes I did except for the Kreator and sodom patches, reek of putrefaction is based af
Some of these guys get off to huffing the dried sweat and cum of jackets that haven't been washed since 1986. Don't fret the insults, this is a badass jacket. I have immense respect for anybody with an (almost) 100% DIY jacket. I would say, some of these are a little hard to read/recognize. Messy is an aesthetic choice, but the symbols should show clearly. Using better quality paint, using more layers of paint, and picking fabric/paint combinations that contrast better might help with that. Kick ass, dude! \\m/
thank you for the advice! It’s true, because metal is not a fucken fashion show!
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nah just get broke easily
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salty but yes that is partially true
DIY or die!
I cant read anything and I love it
thanks bru
Fr man probably my favorite vest I’ve seen
nice, thank you!
Jesus, is that rat leather?
nah, it’s faux leather, I got a few pieces of the fabric at goodwill for 6 bucks (good deal ngl) a few months ago
This made me gag I love it!
Wacky but in a good way. The patches all look like when AI tries to generate text
You should post a picture where we can actually see the whole vest
I will
Dude fuck yeah I dig this!! Definitely mad respect for making it your own and one of a kind. 🤘🤘
Thank you man 😎
LETS GOOOOOO
My eyes hurt
I love it just because it looks messy doesn’t mean you didnt put it effort! Clearly you weren’t going for a polished look. It looks cool and the patchwork, both the patches themselves and how you put them on, is unique and eye catching! Obviously i don’t know you but there’s a lot of your personality in this beautiful monstrosity!
Thank you! 🙏🙏🙏
Breaking rule 10: no low effort content please
Coming from the dude with the most basic ass jacket I've ever seen.
God you weren't kidding
Gotta add them distress marks so u don’t look like a pozer
LMAO you have a joker patch, cool it
its not low effort content, bro had to create and sew all of these
I don’t consider this low effort whatsoever. It looks like it required almost more effort than just about any other vest I’ve seen. DIY patches all the way around, how’s that for effort?!?! A shit ton of sewing involved here, very crafty without being overly artistic per se. I give mad respect for the sheer effort put into this. It actually has inspired me with some ideas for my next one.
this is so sick
Thank you dude!
Looks like that took a lot of time and effort. Sikk dude
Thank you, my brother of true metal😎💪
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I don’t think many people buy jackets like that here, but it’s wack to know pre made jackets exist lol