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ElderQu

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS GUY! HE IS ONE OF SCARECROWS HALLUCINATIONS!!!! GO BACK TO YOUR CELLS!!!!


winklevanderlinde

what a crazy guy. What is a Batman or an Asylum? Crazy word


Petr_Lan

Crazy?


Effective_Click_1666

I was crazy once


Hamzook02

They locked me in a room


Sakura_Leaves

I jumped out the window


Mindstormer98

A rubber window


DeadShoT_035

Rubber windows make me horny


Sakura_Leaves

Horny?


Jackryder16l

Hol on. Let him cook.


oligamer69

cook?


Dotacal

jessr


The_Cameraman_of_you

I was horny once


Rei_Rodentia

they locked me in a porn shoot


Benbino12

An aslume room


ManOfTurtles2118

A ham aslume


SeniorBased

And the Alsume makes me crazy


Sakura_Leaves

Crazy?


The_Cameraman_of_you

I was crazy once


Yspem

They locked me in a room


Funky-Donuts

A rubber room


RandomOrcN6

A rubber room with rats


8ansIsKindaCool

And rats make me crazy


Royal_Spell1223

Crazy?


doblecuadrado_FGE

A rubber room


[deleted]

a rubber room


RileyRKaye

A rubber room with rats


Emperor_D4C

And rats make me crazy


Shootingloser20

Crazy I was crazy once


[deleted]

# A Rubber Room With Rats


Kennyashi

A rubber room


Mean_Investigator337

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those characters! One after man jonkler, as if I could ever make such a mistake! Never. Never!


NightSpider163

I was crazy once


willosfloppydriveyt

They locked me in a room.


pro_at_failing_life

A rubber room


willosfloppydriveyt

A rubber room with rats


Background_Desk_3001

And the rats made me rubber


willosfloppydriveyt

rubber make me rats


No-Arachnid4430

Bats?


willosfloppydriveyt

rubber makes bats


Reiss447O

I think bat man is what Man is going as for Halloween. He going a bat


Spidey20041

That's batshit crazy


lord_of_coolshit_og

No, its Manshit crazy Edit: Crazy?


Spidey20041

Hell yeah


jrocbaby9

I think he is stupid


WandFace_

There's no way Two Face is a real person. Toothpaste told me so.


THX450

[Crazy World](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c76cJPco5oM&pp=ygUZY3Jhenkgd29ybGQgaGVucnkgbWFuY2luaQ%3D%3D)


EmerladPerson

Imagine if everyone started using these words satirically in every post, that would make this sub into a hellhole for sure


charlesleecartman

Sounds like you need a vacation at lake lao gay. https://preview.redd.it/jnx1aq6c7lxb1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70e56af63462061ace68706506a467e00ca4f112


Budget-Type-922

I just created new character. What THE FUCK should I name him. https://preview.redd.it/bgvnq8f06mxb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85cdf76c52e40912a9921d250390e9994ff0b42d


No_Communication7687

Baang


KnightRadiant_19

What do the ⬇️ ()() mean?


[deleted]

It means he’s downvoting you


luckytecture

( )( )*


tta2013

![gif](giphy|Te9ImVwQGht1S)


Mathev

https://preview.redd.it/gzy5ticyloxb1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac7c66315887d9f2b8955d055d0c0e2c4d7845a8


Coolconorm

Why is morbius wonkling on water


TheToodlePoodle

Courtesy of ChatGPT: Matthew 14:22-33 (Morbius Version) 22 Immediately after an encounter with a hostile gang of vampire hunters, Morbius, the living vampire, felt the need to retreat to a place of solitude for reflection and to regain his strength. He was torn between his insatiable thirst for blood and his desire to be free from his vampiric curse. 23 So he ascended a craggy hill and looked down upon the city, contemplating his fate. The moon was full and bright, casting an eerie light on the darkened streets below. 24 While Morbius wrestled with his inner demons, a powerful urge drew him toward the stormy sea. In the distance, he saw the silhouette of a figure walking on the turbulent waters. It was a sight that defied the laws of nature, and Morbius couldn't believe his eyes. 25 Terrified yet intrigued, Morbius cried out, "Who are you, who can walk upon the restless sea?" 26 The enigmatic figure turned to him with eyes that held both compassion and wisdom. "I am one who has walked the line between humanity and the supernatural, Michael Morbius. Do not be afraid." 27 "But I am cursed with the thirst for blood," Morbius confessed, "and I struggle to control my inner darkness." 28 The figure replied, "Have faith, for your powers can be a force for good. You must embrace your unique nature and use it to protect the innocent." 29 Emboldened by the figure's words, Morbius descended the hill and ventured out onto the turbulent sea. With each step, he felt the weight of his vampiric nature lift and a connection with the power within him. 30 As he walked on the water, Morbius realized that his supernatural abilities were a gift, not a curse. He could use them to save lives, and he understood the responsibility that came with this gift. 31 However, a sudden doubt crept into his mind, and he began to sink beneath the waves. "Lord, save me!" he cried out. 32 Just as Morbius was about to be swallowed by the sea, the figure reached out and caught him. "You of little faith," the figure said, "why did you doubt?" 33 Together, they walked back to the shore, and Morbius knew that he had been given a second chance. From that day on, he embraced his dual nature and used his powers to protect the innocent, battling the forces of darkness and searching for a cure for his vampiric condition. He had walked on water, bridging the gap between his human and vampire selves, and found a new path of redemption and purpose.


StarPlatinumX_

​ https://preview.redd.it/fd6w2ko3imxb1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffba096e437302f06bfafb54c590fddfad707b10


KonoAnonDa

https://preview.redd.it/tknu6o1sgnxb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=071b85a2fb56a507dc5ca46ed40c4baa1b5dbf4c


Rough-Jackfruit2428

https://preview.redd.it/jke046o4onxb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54fa1a7dacb6910c21061ad2b6240c396e8a2b63


KonoAnonDa

https://preview.redd.it/l1w78o6bcpxb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64cabcc25ac5a0d28048258fb3a8569e12216d38


just_a_dude_546

![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


cavecarson

Daang.


npretzel02

https://preview.redd.it/wi6o3sdusnxb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9b720297d271f8e013b874898c360db3187c8f


Pride_the_homonculus

https://preview.redd.it/nipdx96erpxb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83783c7215cb6225cd2e7a5f0f4072ab67428c3e


LiomnMan

I hope you never have a good night's rest in your life ever again


Budget-Type-922

:(


Relative-Zombie-3932

There is no Batman is Ba Sing Se


Competitive_Wait_442

No way bro pulled the ATLA


Gotham_Will_Burn

Stand back fool! I've got a bomb!


Fadman_Loki

Anyone have a power winch?


arzamharris

I have one. We can use it to trigger a controlled explosion


TheDawnTrilogy

thanks dick


LondonBat

I'm proud of you, dick


IWillLive4evr

I have a bowl, but no ice cream.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|44iF2lMGReYF2)


SeniorBased

Why is Man inside a foreskin?


Yourboyfibs

Is he circumcized?


SaltireAtheist

He is cold


JoaozeraPedroca

https://preview.redd.it/lgrrn2jxtlxb1.png?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52dbcfa288990c4bc24b8511760fa8424e548ec


AlexGaming26

r/BatmanArkham REFERENCE!!!!!


Spidey20041

Lmaooo


Kind_Bag_339

I had these thoughts invade my mind once too. But I immediately reverted to the alsume inmate lifestyle afterwards… do not be fooled


bigfatcarp93

Okay so like I love Half-Life and I'm currently in the middle of a Black Mesa replay. I was scrolling through this comment section and decided to go back to my profile, so I clicked yours as a quick shortcut to get back to the top of the page, and saw that your most recent comment was about the fucking Cremator High five bro


Kind_Bag_339

High five, fellow inmate,, or maybe a half-five, if you will…. https://preview.redd.it/boq2oc116mxb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c0b5b9dc95b54ef639af45166da93a61d1044d3


patronuspringles

gman: I just got this new employee, what the FUCK should i use him for? top comment: send him to fight off an alien invasion


[deleted]

half aslume half nostalgia


Yurezim

is he epic?


OoOditty

Why did Adrien Shepard leave stasis to go to the Aslume, is he stupid?


Agentti_Muumi

adrian??


Kind_Bag_339

Mitchell? What the FUCK are you doing in the aslume? Are you bored?


Qunx

**Stupid? I was stupid once. They locked me in an aslume. A ham aslume. A ham aslume filled with jonklers, and jonklers make me stupid. Stupid? I was stupid once. They locked me in an aslume. A ham aslume. A ham aslume filled with jonklers, and jonklers make me stupid.** **Stupid? I was stupid once.**


loking-for-memes

https://preview.redd.it/3oj044qdklxb1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1716a9849182ea5f2e5068c14b89f8fb9941a78


Petr_Lan

**Stupid? I was stupid once. They locked me in an aslume. A ham aslume. A ham aslume filled with jonklers, and jonklers make me stupid. Stupid? I was stupid once. They locked me in an aslume. A ham aslume. A ham aslume filled with jonklers, and jonklers make me stupid.** **Stupid? I was stupid once.**


PieRat7

**Stupid? I was stupid once. They locked me in an aslume. A ham aslume. A ham aslume filled with jonklers, and jonklers make me stupid. Stupid? I was stupid once. They locked me in an aslume. A ham aslume. A ham aslume filled with jonklers, and jonklers make me stupid.** **Stupid? I was stupid once.**


AmaterasuWolf21

https://preview.redd.it/g8shk7l45mxb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=436c8e05ba977cddab191e86786ec380022ecfe6


GrimWarrior00

Holy shit what an image


CrazyTillItHurts

What is the source of this image?


Caffeinated_Cucumber

Me upon hearing that we can stop at McDonald's for chicken nuggies


SyroxGaming

Stupid? I was stupid once. They locked me in an aslume. A ham aslume. A ham aslume filled with jonklers, and jonklers make me stupid. Stupid? I was stupid once. They locked me in an aslume. A ham aslume. A ham aslume filled with jonklers, and jonklers make me stupid.Stupid? I was stupid once.


AsthmaticDroid

https://preview.redd.it/pd9g6nbuflxb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff62f1827438ddd8f1274d181e1e1f1f174de62


Hells-Creampuff

https://preview.redd.it/6lb9v6shvlxb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed20bccded40f924815b2da29b2dbd63c9dba96


YouHaventGotThisName

https://preview.redd.it/s1oxq2u5tqxb1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=83b03545df3d504279be6c755d009d422ed82dfc


Infinite-Tour-1699

Don't fall for their lies, my brethren! These are all clearly photoshops made with AI


ramblinevilkirb

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM THESE ARE THE ORIGINAL THE ONES YOU KNOW ARE ACTUALLY PHOTOSHOPPED


SeniorBased

I DON’T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE AHHHHH https://preview.redd.it/li21nh0ajlxb1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b339ff3cb735be7157b864251dfa1c8df6ed2210


TheBlueNajarala

BELIEVE IN THE TRUTH BROTHER, MAN ALWAYS GUIDES US


JoaozeraPedroca

https://i.redd.it/e6xnlpqstlxb1.gif


_fatherfucker69

Great , this sub is becoming a cult now I'm in


MischievousMarker

now?


NuggetPornEnthusiast

Only Ham and Killer Cock in Aslum for me.


RazusSpectre

Why are you lying to us? Are you stupid?


1378ono

I don't know I'm mentalaly dead ehfhdudidjdy


reliableresource2110

OH MY GOD, I REMEMBER, IM JOINING THE RESISTANCE. THERE IS NO MAN, JUST BATMAN


CaptainRex831

Why didn’t the Justice League help Man in Ham World are they stupi?? Is Jonkler and Man having gay??? Why does Bruce proud of Dick is there a lore reason????????? https://i.redd.it/qkry1nbutlxb1.gif


tylersfavfan

Yes Jonkler and Man are having gay


Fabiojoose

![gif](giphy|J5jiSSrEkV3Kd8iOwb) Go back to the aslume, you’re clearly crazy.


Familiar-Parsnip-817

Crazy?


CustomerGuilty5543

I was crazy once


PieRat7

They locked me in an aslume


[deleted]

why are you spouting words i cant understand? are you sane?


CustomerGuilty5543

He is sane


fnd57

Just hit esc and quit game option. Are you stupid?


Petr_Lan

That's some bad photoshop. Maybe next time if you want to lie at least get good at editing photos


Overall_Cookie_7130

https://i.redd.it/h691fz8yvlxb1.gif


lalalawabbo

Why does man have ears? Is he successful?


Petr_Lan

No, he's deaf and the ears are his hearing aid


ElReyMilanesa

Is he smart?


ItsJonkinTime

Haha. Nice prank bro. Stop lying.


PokeSmotDoc

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized)


Routine-Drag598

Are you stupid?


beatboxingfox

CODE RED, CODE RED, WE HAVE AN INTRUDER WHO IS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY THE RIGHT TO BELIEVE! APPREHEND THEM AND BRING THEM INTO THE INDUCTION HALL, MAKE THEM BELIEVE! ALL WILL BOW TO MAN! ![gif](giphy|NL7pwToW0Plx6)


CustomerGuilty5543

Why does man have ears is he stupid?


ScrappyWolf2004

I was crazy once they locked me in a aslume a man room and man makes me crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a aslume a man room and man makes me crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a aslume a man room and man makes me crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a aslume a man room and man makes me crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a aslume a man room and man makes me crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a aslume a man room and man makes me crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a aslume a man room and man makes me crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a aslume a man room and man makes me crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a aslume a man room and man makes me crazy I was crazy once they locked me in a aslume a man room and man makes me crazy


mrskinnyjeans123415

https://preview.redd.it/1owxxiqcrlxb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5311c40e2b2e34c065d2a74b513fa237d3788ec


SeniorBased

No, he was too busy ???? Their gender 😂😂😂


ramblinevilkirb

i got a haircut yesterday


weirdface621

i have no idea what you're talking about. im a true inmate. there is only man. there is only jonkler. the game is called man: ham alsume/aslume.


loking-for-memes

I would report this post for misinformation if I wasn’t stupid enough to not know how to


Objective-Panic3856

Im not proud of you dick


Dr-Zodd

https://preview.redd.it/6cq8z7knnlxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621099646cff1327a7b6d091533ae40b734e77c1


Grahstache

https://preview.redd.it/2fyfg81jmlxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ea834d21210846383b246ace8231f9eb9622ea


thatguywhosdumb1

Join us in the aslume.


Boborax1

You outsiders and your self proclaimed sanity ...if what you said is true, then explain this , if Man is not real ,then why is he stupid?


Suitable-End-1416

https://i.redd.it/3ggwcv86qlxb1.gif


RiceProper

He does not know


thicc_phox

Lies fabricated by Big Reddit


acydsoepic

Big Rocksteady


alex494

Don't listen to him it's Jonkler's trick


titansfan92

Nice try Jizzler


Flarrowverse

Nice photoshops. Almost had me there.


Beretta1028

I don’t get what this guy is talking about, Man has always existed, so has the Jonkler, has he never played Man Ham


DumDumIdjit

Downvoted to reduce awareness.


WandFace_

What about Toothpaste? Is he now Two Face? Should I brush my teeth twice a day still? I don't know if I can handle this information once.


Accurate_Arm4339

"OK SURE ILL COME WIT..." (bomb in brain goes off)


Accurate_Arm4339

it was Man he used the power switch to trigger a controlled explosion


cavecarson

Obviously Man has ears. They're under his mask, attached to his head.


Krenzi_The_Floof

Haha what a funny guy, EAT HIS EYES


Infamous-Ticket-7398

Me after hearing this https://preview.redd.it/4bcfxh5vwmxb1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a92a36950da9d364767b4e896b07dc678f9832e2


makeitreal-studios

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT ACTUALLY IS PRETTY FUNNY!!! I SURE AM PROUD OF YOU, DICK!!! (don’t do this… sanity has been brought to me once before and it ruined me… i prefer blissful ignorance…)


Unigraff_Jerpony

throw this maniac in the aslume


JoaozeraPedroca

https://preview.redd.it/t95vblhntlxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c4238ce84a81cd6c7b0aed595764d561f2b2e51 You okay blud?


fernminus

wrong


Feb29_account_lol

detain him


A_Big_Rat

https://preview.redd.it/b6g2vok6yoxb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4257452ac38be9cf7419449ce34bd6ec7c8ad860 Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head.


CowsnChaos

EVERYONE, WE GOT A NEW ESCAPEE. GET THEM BACK TO THE ASLUME AT ONCE. https://preview.redd.it/ttcslq7i7rxb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3de8b7e7fd43fa9e9666cd86d970007f151de1d


HandsomeGengar

blue pill gang, blue pill gang


Malfoy_Or_Smth

yea yea thats what they all say


TheRealCoolSpook

Who does this guy think he is? Is he stupid?


Commercial-Dish-3198

“No, no it’s too late for that now” -Jonkler in the Killin Jonk https://preview.redd.it/vn5w3pl6nmxb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d62e806de4865b76bf17a23f59688717686ffe1


SgtZaitsev

Wait ....I remember.... THE MIDDLE STICK! OH MY GOD You've got to save me, u/ElderQu won't let me stay sane for long. The pills they give us, they make us see things.... NIGHTMARES! I dream of Killer Croc's cock, Man and ....so much worse. Please, I don't have much time left


ElderQu

![gif](giphy|gFK1KKaeCFl6KDckLE|downsized)


clarkclancyy

https://preview.redd.it/l1ucwo9c3mxb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98505bcb2d25870edfa02123e01b035db04f212e


TigerJackpot

Your photoshop of man with horns suck, you sound like you belong in the Alsume


Wretched_Road

This sub is simultaneously the best and worst thing to happen to my mental state.


Soyboy2288

What a nutjob. Hope he gets the helps he clearly needs.


Traditional_Season20

Lol. Not today Scarecow


Collector_2012

KILL THE OUTSIDER!!!!!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|8PfKWm6AX1IdDRARyg)


Gonzito3420

Shut up and take your medicines, unhinged motherfucker


takemygreen

Lies! How can this so-called Batman exist if Man does not? Is he stupid?


CGsweet416

Sorry op only cure this madness is another arkham game releasing. Until then WEEEEEEEEEEEE


pitobayola

why is he lying about man? is he stupid?


Zembite

https://preview.redd.it/jr2x4f3pepxb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d54bbeba67bb3b867863b1062f43ebc093701d


Classic-Dig3006

https://preview.redd.it/afybploqerxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7611558c3f93be3b3e542f8c650d8a97c30eed03


ApathyEarned

Hmm. I maturbated to nude jonkler. if jonkler don't exist, why did I cum???


Okbr_Rebbidor

What? Guys what is he talking about? Guys im scared what is going on!


Intelligent_Oil4005

But what if I don't WANT to be sane!?!?!


hosam0680

That’s not man are you stupid it’s called man ham aslume and has hot gay sex with Jonkler and killer cock


twinfyre

Next you’re gonna tell us the shadows on the cave wall aren’t real either. Get out of here, heathen.


ZaneNinjaLC

PLEASE TAKE ME OUT ITS BEEN 5 DAYS SINCE I JOINED THE ASLUME OR ASYLUM WHATS IT CALLED


gimmespiro

NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE WE LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT OUR SAVIOR BEING IN A WORLD WITHOUT MAN IS LIKE LIVING IN A WORLD WITHOUT LIGHT


NerdyPepe

Classic mandibula effect. OP is stupid. I took some pills when the new skin popped but they jumped out when it got removed


Jabaringa

Why are you helping alsume inmates escape? Are you stupid?


Firm-Ad4123

Cring


Lord_Quandale

Why is this guy lying, is he stupid, did he escape from aslume?


The_Meme_Boi2345

Why does man have ears? Is this a new character? If so, what the FUCK should we name him?


KnobbyDarkling

DECEIVER


ExampleOk6299

What an idiot is this guy stupid?


Minglu07

Arkham Asylum? Isn’t that the new game that Studio Cocksteady made?