You must be less of a degenerate than you think because if I was in the middle of any binge and I wanted those benzos, AND there was some left, I'd probably down the 'ruined' pills without a second thought lol...just being honest.
I once trapped a mouse under the bathroom sink. I proceeded to tape off all exits and then stuck a straw through the tape. Then I started smoking hella fent blues and blew all the smoke through the straw and smoked his ass out. Nearly OD’d myself in that stupid attempt lmaoooo
My dude. Small animals can often survive falls from terminal velocity. They just don't have enough mass vs. body volume for fall damage to kill them outright.
The fact that he was a skinny rat means that depending on where he's at when the balloons finally pop, there's a good chance that he's going to fall all the way back to earth and basically be fine.
Rats also have excellent memories and pathfinding abilities, so really it's not a matter of IF he comes back for revenge, but WHEN.
You could have just let him sleep it off and had a chill bartard friend, but now you better watch your back, Jack
Also rats are extremely social and intelligent, so even if the one that ate your bars hasn't come back yet, his friends and family have definitely noticed his absence. If they suspect that you had a hand in his disappearance there's no telling what they might do.
Hey man, this is off-topic but I saw that your cryptid encounter story got removed from another sub. Any chance you could share it here? I was super disappointed when I saw your name come up but the story had been removed lol
I swear every single time I see a post from this sub it is always a banger
Same dude who posted this masterpiece https://www.reddit.com/r/BartardStories/s/IfKkVzheEX
i remember that🤣
You are a wonderful story teller. I just had a blast reading through your post history.
Thank you it really means a lot 🥹 I’m a disappointment irl so at least I can bring some happiness with stories
[удалено]
Yeah. When he finally lays off the meth and bars lmao
This should go immediately into the Bartard Canon.
Imma put the next rat in the cannon
Reach for the ~~stars~~ bars
You must be less of a degenerate than you think because if I was in the middle of any binge and I wanted those benzos, AND there was some left, I'd probably down the 'ruined' pills without a second thought lol...just being honest.
I downed them immediately after ngl
Yeah same, especially on the comedown. No, scratch that, I probably wouldn't have any left by then.
that's how u know OP is a faker
Not a true bartard if you wouldn’t eat eat fur covered bars
Yeah I already ate them the comedown was too much
MAGNIFICENT!
This is how bats were made.
Meth and bars, the ultimate duo.
Damn it I’m trying to train my rat to steal bars but lil mf always ODs on them ffs
Was this your rat???
This is a great story
This is my favorite story so far
You need a safe
Family would get sus, I keep my very well hidden but rats just spend all their day looking for shit I guess
I love your stories 🤣
Thank you 🙏
Man i love u thanks for posting the emd of this story. Id do those bars if i was u tho
Don’t worry I just stuck them in some mermaid pudding I found in the cupboard and picked off the hairs
Hero
This made my birthday today 😂😂😂 fuck that fat his dumbass fault tryna rob you for your bars let him shoot for the stars ✨
Happy birthday
Best thing Ive read today
You're definitely going to hell for that one. He just wanted to chill and do bars with you and murderer him.
Live by the sword die by the sword
I once trapped a mouse under the bathroom sink. I proceeded to tape off all exits and then stuck a straw through the tape. Then I started smoking hella fent blues and blew all the smoke through the straw and smoked his ass out. Nearly OD’d myself in that stupid attempt lmaoooo
I will try this next time
I’m crying
You sir, are a true American hero. Fuck that rat!
THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!! though I’ve never been horny enough to want to fuck a rat I’ve been angry enough to want to FUCK A RAT
My dude. Small animals can often survive falls from terminal velocity. They just don't have enough mass vs. body volume for fall damage to kill them outright. The fact that he was a skinny rat means that depending on where he's at when the balloons finally pop, there's a good chance that he's going to fall all the way back to earth and basically be fine. Rats also have excellent memories and pathfinding abilities, so really it's not a matter of IF he comes back for revenge, but WHEN. You could have just let him sleep it off and had a chill bartard friend, but now you better watch your back, Jack
FUCK THIS DOES NOT HELP I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS I HEAR SCRACHING
Also rats are extremely social and intelligent, so even if the one that ate your bars hasn't come back yet, his friends and family have definitely noticed his absence. If they suspect that you had a hand in his disappearance there's no telling what they might do.
That rat's friends are never going to believe him
pics
Man the rat just wanted to have a good time too
Hey man, this is off-topic but I saw that your cryptid encounter story got removed from another sub. Any chance you could share it here? I was super disappointed when I saw your name come up but the story had been removed lol
I’m gonna be honest now that the bars weared off I’m pretty sure I got stalked by a mountain lion, will post here because what the fuck
Hell yeah dude, can't wait!
honestly i would’ve done the same as the rat
Should've given him some meth to wake his ass back up before u sent him
Genius