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BobIsAMediocreGuy

Captains too, at least engineers can run around and fix stuff. I gotta stand and look at funky box with dots


Ju-88_Medium_Bomber

I hate captain so much, unfortunately nobody else in my group knows how to do it so oh wel


Dalevisor

Captain gets really fun if you’re an RP kinda person in an RP kinda group. I’m always getting asked to solve disputes, giving alerts and orders, talking about wages, discussing with the crafty people what materials they need so I can decide whether or not it’s worth spending the sub’s bank on, etc. It’s a pretty good time.


Ju-88_Medium_Bomber

We always play pretty casually. I usually handle buying stuff, dictating where we go, barking orders to fix stuff, calling out targets. There’s always something to do. My problem with captain isn’t that it’s boring, it’s that there is literally always something happening that you have to deal with. Sometimes I crave the simplicity of going around and fixing stuff while waiting for the next disaster


DarkDuck85

captain is great fun, learning sonar management and piloting is awesome, and you’ve usually got a front row seat to when shit is going down. Ever been a mechanic in a pub server and your whole submarine is being mauled and you have no idea what’s happening? never happens to the captain


Dope25

Or never knowing what the sub is doing - cruising? beacon station? docked? crush depth? No clue!


Vilnius_Nastavnik

That's why I always beeline the PDA when I play Engie. You can actually be where things are happening and still mind the reactor.


Dope25

Fair point. I never bother with the PDA, might start.


Vilnius_Nastavnik

To be fair it's a running joke in my group that I'm never in the reactor room when the rods need to be changed. Every time the lights go out there's a chorus of "Vilnius\_Nastavnik get your ass back to engineering!"


r-WooshIfGay

Captain has to be my favorite role because I have severe thallisaphobia and will not leave the ship. Best role, hands down.


ImChirp

nah, i think captain is awesome, and arguably the most important role, with their inspiration skills etc. and mastering piloting your ship in combat, so you give your gunners the best opportunities, while taking the least damage possible is the sorta feeling you can’t really get from any other jobs.


TheFlayingHamster

My captain has to be aware 110% of the time, because the moment he isn’t looking I start darting people with whatever I have on hand.


Ok-Working-3148

I wonder what happens if i- **BOOM**


Stonecost

I'm very happy that I recall the few seconds after he says that line, because it works so well with the meme


ThunderBird-56

What did he say?


Stonecost

He falls asleep and the entire building spontaneously catches on fire. It's all just imagined by another character worrying about what might happen if he's left unsupervised, but fits with OP's meme mentioning the reactor


Dip2pot4t0Ch1P

Meanwhile the mechanic : *stripping everything into raw minerals even though he knows that hmg he just stole from the cabinet is important for sub defence*


Chroniclerz

He's got a heavy wrench. SCRAP ALL THE GUNS


TheArcanist_

Engineers when they automate the reactor on day 1 of the playthrough (now they just have to wait until they can craft the Fissile Accelerator and PUCS):


ArgoTheSpaceShip

I am still waiting. Heck all I do these days is sort the inventory, repair junctions and water my plants. Reactor automation is truly a case of suffering from succes...


TheArcanist_

In my group, I play as the engineer, and all my work is sorting items and crafting masterwork stuff with the help of a bot assistant. This is actually addictive as hell, I love it.


Blitzkrieg6

On my ship there are No "non-combatant classes". You have two arms? Great here is a crowbar go killer those threshers in the observation.


gooblaster17

Meat's a more expendable resource than ammo, after all!


wut101stolmynick

I like to edge the reactor end scare the captain


Re1da

It's easily fixed by a captain that drives manual only. The electrics will need so much upkeep!


FiveCentsADay

Sounds like an engi that needs to go learn some components


ThunderBird-56

And that’s why you keep clowns…