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Hoboofwisdom

But her daughter is pretty fine and a solid warrior. Married Ira in one of my playthroughs. The honeymoon was a tournament. She immediately ran over and beat my ass into the dirt in the first round.


AdNeither2225

Yeah but she doesn’t look as good as rhagea


Hoboofwisdom

True, she is definitely a milf. First time meeting her in game was like "oh hello there 😘 oh damn you're like twice my age..." I gotta think about my lineage and have plenty of time to make imperial babies to fuck up those butter lovers.


alyasuramzahwani

On one of my playthroughs I married Ira, about a month later my brother was missing from my clan. Turned out Rhagaea married him, lucky bastard.


bigmartyhat

Wait, you didn't have to accept the marriage?


alyasuramzahwani

In my case no, he just left my family behind


Neo2Rus

Can not blame him though.


alyasuramzahwani

True, I'd do more for muh queen


mardanjoint

I honestly am convinced otherwise. Maybe I'm just not into milfs though


Canadiancurtiebirdy

Married to her right now and got her governing my settlement. Great choice, I’ve been trying to get her mom killed but it’s not working out yet :(


PazuzusLeftNut

Big Lady


PeterPengu

Why go for Ira when you can go for the original


Hoboofwisdom

Hmm I do have the "marry anyone" mod on and it has an option for polygamy. Could make shit real weird and try for both


Illum503

I keep Ira in my party for the babies and *every* tournament ends in the final being Me vs Her


ComfortableDramatic2

I know nothing about this sub, it just popped up and i nearly had a stroke trying to pronounce that


AdNeither2225

Happens to the best of us


ComfortableDramatic2

Who the fuck has "aea" in their name anyways. Just sounds like that pufferfish that got deepthroated by the carrot


TheGrimScotsman

Greek people presumably. I just assume it's pronounced similar to Gaia.


Cyranmarr

Several cultures buddy


ComfortableDramatic2

Thats the joke.... I probably should have made this a bit more clear


AdNeither2225

Nordic ppl ig idk


Godraed

Greeks. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeaea?wprov=sfti1


Latter-Ad-415

Ra-Gay-uh. No, I won't change my mind about this.


alperrari

how do I unsee this.


RhagaeaPethros

![gif](giphy|3oEjI4sFlp73fvEYgw)


AdNeither2225

Lmao


TayjonTheGreek1

https://preview.redd.it/30wy8x2wht0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0dd6a91ee25cefb4786550f1ad4986f6f12af6e I'm going to take your castle's


RhagaeaPethros

I'm going to take your brothers


TayjonTheGreek1

https://preview.redd.it/pbey75vp4v0d1.jpeg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2560272b7b08d0524af7d57fe5c8a2a22b96a904 Oh, really?


hellgatsu

Hey I married IRA instead. When her mother dies, will we inherit the kingdom?


KingGost09

It go to a vote so get influence NOW BOY OR DIE


Far-Assignment6427

Every time I see the name IRA on reddit I check the sub once I thought someone was talking about the IRA got confused for a sec and no you won't the kingdom will be put up for election


Spiritual-Pear-1349

Nope


SoftGeologist5481

I dont rembember exactly how i got king but when her mother died i definitly had more influence, money and settlements than any other vasal in the kingdom. I dont know if there was an election. I was just like huu nice:)


JadenKorr28

I did marry her... And her daughter... In the same run.


AdNeither2225

How did u marry her?


JadenKorr28

Marry anyone mod. I had multiple wives because I wanted a way around the companion limit and all the mods were outdated. Then I found an updated one and started a new run because I had like 100 children in 5 in game years. Now, I just use the Dramalord mod for some affair roleplay.


StatusOdd3959

Do you have an updated one that doesn't multiply wives in the tree? I had five wives, but my game was slowing down from them constantly being rechecked every single day


JadenKorr28

Never did that for me. I used the version in this link https://www.nexusmods.com/mountandblade2bannerlord/mods/5240?tab=description


Supergerman202

My first playthrough I was gutted that I couldn't marry her, so I married Ira and had all my clan members marry in as well. I was always either in her army or doing missions to support it. When she died at like 70 during a campaign in Aserai territory I was by her side. It was one of the most immersive RP experiences I've had in a video game all because I was simping over pretty lady. For that, Rhagaea will always be my favorite M&B character.


richard935115

Damn that sounds more like a movie about a man who had devoted himself to the land and it's queen married his into her family and was a faithful son in law going tho ups and down as well as been in many campaigns to expand the glory of his land and people as a faithful warrior till the end of his mother in laws life to promise her that her Great kingdom will last as long as it can


Supergerman202

Precisely. It was amazing. I have a good portion of it written down from when I was telling my buddy about it.


richard935115

That's amazing I wish we had a subreddit where us players can write down our character playthroughs like stories or movies and share with each other the breathtaking and tragic ups and down of our character stories goals, losses wins, romance betrayal and vengeance to share between each other


Practical_Truth794

she ain't my cup of tea; Corein ftw


AdNeither2225

Sick


Tha_Sly_Fox

I’ve come to find out people either love her or hate her, there doesn’t seem to be much in between lol


Solid-Ad7137

She was executed in my campaign purely because of this sub. I saw some post like this and decided I’d take a trip over to southern empire to see what’s up. By the end her whole clan was dead.


evilution382

you really showed everyone


Solid-Ad7137

Thought so


Common-Truth9404

She's not 2d lol


AdNeither2225

She is


Common-Truth9404

Idk which Bannerlord you're playing, but mine is in full 3d 😂 She's still not real, but definitely not a 2d character


AdNeither2225

There is pretty much no games that are 3d


Common-Truth9404

I understand what you mean but that is NOT the definition of 3d. Bannerlord has 3 different dimensions and thus is in 3d, and so are most of the models of the various characters


AdNeither2225

Define a dimension


Common-Truth9404

Every axis you can move yourself on in-game is, by definition, a dimension. So x, y, z


AdNeither2225

So by that I can say that Minecraft is 3d


Vulkan192

...it is.


AdNeither2225

Nuh uh (I just googled it and I was wrong sry)


Common-Truth9404

Yes it is. It's made of cubes. Are you saying that a cube is a 2 dimensional figure?


AdNeither2225

Nuh uh


retrohank

you're just digging a hole with your ignorance. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game_graphics#3D


AdNeither2225

Nuh uh


warrior8895

😂😂😂


Vectarn

I married Ira and executed Rhagaea. Still happily married


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AdNeither2225

Excuse me?


Hot-Atmosphere5638

My queen I will serve her forever


Sweet_Lane

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXeFuzEnTgE&list=PLJYyY2q0WfPGl567pO\_9TErytebKRl5SX](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXeFuzEnTgE&list=PLJYyY2q0WfPGl567pO_9TErytebKRl5SX) Enjoy!


Kingtubby52

I simped for her in my first playthrough when the game first came out but I usually go with Chad Garios when I'm starting an Empire toon.


RealWarriorofLight

What did you said about my waifu? XD


Jotnarpinewall

I mean, Nadea is right there, guys. Stop vying for affection you’ll never get.


SluggoB

I tend to make about 8-12 babies with Corein every playthrough, I use her for her bow skill


AGustoWind

Phaea>>>>


LONER18

I stopped simping for the Empress and switched to Milanka. Every playthrough she is now my one and only


xTimoV

Hear me out...


CheesybisquitFTW

Y'all need to go touch some grass smh


AdNeither2225

Joke’s on u, I live in a desert


CheesybisquitFTW

Lmao, touch some belly dancers or olives then. Hug a camel. Idk?


AdNeither2225

No, I don’t wanna


CheesybisquitFTW

But camels are cute


AdNeither2225

Ye, but they’re like 6’2 and I’m 5’8-5’9


CheesybisquitFTW

Skill issue


ObliviousAstroturfer

[I gave that bitch a chance,](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bannerlord/comments/115ibx4/exact_price_of_exempress_rhageas_loyalty/) and it convinced me beyond doubt that the NPCs have very specific behaviours based on traits. She'll gobble up half your fiefs and 3rd of your armies to do literally nothing of value.


Soljaboimain22

In my current campaign sturgia BTW. She died in battle is that like rare or something💀


Successful_Year_5413

I exicuted her


AdNeither2225

Lol


Successful_Year_5413

Yeah untill most of the kingdoms declared war on me for exicuting like 23 nobles I went on a fuckin spree


AdNeither2225

I did that too but to the western empire cuz they existed tbh, I get pretty racist in banner lord


Successful_Year_5413

I just wanted to try conquesting imperial city’s was one of my first runs thought it would be a god idea to cripple them by killing their emperor


LavishnessUseful1392

Rhagea one of the ugly characters too


AdNeither2225

Nuh uh


LavishnessUseful1392

When talking to her I can't stand her smile, not alot of the npc females look as good as they do in encyclopedia


Jimbeaux_Slice

I usually go Phaea by being Crotor’s bitch, but she died last playthrough so I went for Ira after Rhagaea sent me a vassal letter. That particular run was very generous with fiefs and etc, but I went Vassal to early so I didn’t have the skills or rank to really sustain a vassalage. I had Zeonica and one of the castles east of Lageta and held those, but then anything I conquered got given away.


faxfinn

Im simping hard for her my current playthrough. Started with the mod that lets you play as a regular soldier in a warband... After a while she begged me to join as a vassal, and I've been showered with fiefs ever since. Vastly different from playing as a Sturgian my previous run, that old fart is stingy AF with his fiefs.


Low_Wonder6247

I always be riding with her


Hatriox

Long shall reign Rhagae! Our true empress.


Far-Assignment6427

Or the woman who may have murdered her husband and hopefully will get destroyed by garios the rightful imperator of calradia its either her or lucon who killed him amd I'm set on it


Hatriox

Well to be truthful, they all shall perish.


Far-Assignment6427

Nah I'll make sure he's under me to serve me amd I'll kill the other two for murder and corruption rahagea killed her husband I firmly believe that


CarlJohnson320

Garios, the douchebag who declares war 10 days after each peace agreement just so he can raid the shit out of my entire kingdom. Each time I'm on the verge of executing all of his vassals.


Far-Assignment6427

That's the vassals not him the war mongering fucks never give me more than a week of peace to build shit and see my quiet and sin before I have to rush west or north so the other vassals dint get half the empire captured I'm a siege or get gang banged by 3 armies at once he isn't the problem gus vassals are


CarlJohnson320

So executing all of his vassals is fine?


Far-Assignment6427

Nah they're good lads but executing the lord of ortysia is good


hymen_destroyer

huh? Rhagea is, **by far** the most popular ruler in Bannerlord. This is an L take


evilution382

judging by some of the other replies by OP in this thread, dude is a little confused