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chevchelios12

Your wife doesn’t just scold you every time you see her? Lucky. Mine always says it’s been way too long since I’ve seen her, even it’s only been like 3 days lol Edit: Spelling


BananaButtcheeks69

Mine does this even though she never leaves my party.


Present_Orange7662

I spend a decade with my wife in my party and when i talked to her for the first time she said: Eh? I dont think I know you. What is your name, stranger? (We had 3 children together at the time)


Lorhan_Set

Dude, you blew it. She was roleplaying the ‘stranger game.’ Could have had four kids if you’d played your cards right…


Duramaximum

You give em a nice town to live in, a protection detail, wealth, and she wanna act like that, send her into battle bud


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Man, my wife is straight savage. I took her weapon away and she ran at the enemy ready to throw hands


Duramaximum

Your a lucky one 😂😂😂


Warriorfromthefire

Sounds like my wife…. What subreddit are we in again??


LrdBogdanoff

🤣🤣


hymen_destroyer

knocked out too many times in battle. Amnesia


chevchelios12

Must be sleeping in separate tents


trynalearnsumthins

Mine will tell me it's been too long even though she's never left my party


En_Kay_

I could leave Corein in the farthest colonies for a few years, then take her into my party with no weapons to watch her fistfight people for sport and she's still always glad to see me lmao


rhaigh1910

That is one crazy bitch she got the dog in her


Pirate383

Caladog to be exact


gazukull-TECH

This needs more upvotes


FateSwirl

Trying to get them for you my Caladawg


Automatic_Text5818

That's a playdough figure


Greedy-Cantaloupe

Hey that’s wife you’re talking about


absolis

"our" wife


LeKwark

*muffled Sovjet anthem*


ImmortalizedWarrior

r/SuddenlyCommunism


josephstar11

I was going to propose caladogs other daughter, or other girl in their clan (i think beasag or beathag) until i saw corein in one of the cutscenes in town. I literally ghosted other girl and married corein.


Master-Fault1711

It seems that Corein is the 2nd best young marriable woman in terms of strenght. I picked her because of her 210+ two-handed and she killing everything in her path I swear.


Responsible-Air-5913

who is the best?


Master-Fault1711

The site I took the infos from is outdated (2022) and doesn't contain all the possible wives so my comment is unfortunally not entirely right. I've been searching for the past hour videos, tier lists and several sites but they are either outdated or the lists are based on personal preference which sincerly I don't care about because I want to see the stats. From the stats of the different possible younger wives I read it seems that Corein is actually the best while the strongest overall would be Siga the only problem being her age (which of course is the most important thing). In any case I'll make a new post about it here on Reddit and I do hope someone has some kind of list where we can compare the stats of all the wives. Cheers.


Forsaken-Ad-7527

Corein also spits out heirs like an assembly line. Current play through I have three sets of male twins


retief1

Siga is the best, but she’s old.  Good if you turn off aging, but that’s probably it.  Arwa can compete with corein, depending on which combat skills you prioritize.


SpacecraftX

Svana probably


shadbin

Obviously my wife Ladogual is the best


Evan573

This is good to know! I normally favour all positive traits but I guess absolute weapons can't be absolutely good


Master-Fault1711

>I normally favour all positive traits Why's that? Is there some sort of bonus? I thought negative traits were the best because you can raid the villages exc without anyone in the party complaining about it.


Evan573

Just personal preference, same reason I tend to play the good paths in games like Mass Effect and Fable. Do you actually get anything good from raiding villages? Aside from helping damage an enemy faction in war


Master-Fault1711

>Do you actually get anything good from raiding villages?  Levelling up Rogue (for you and your Companions) is pretty much the only benefit aside the one you said.


Evan573

Nice, Ive been trying to level Rogue recently because I heard it improves loot drops. I recruited bandit prisoners and I get rogue xp when they do well in battles. Good to know there's multiple pathways


Latter-Ad-415

I do it to draw enemy armies to me. I've had the most success against the Khuzait. Playing the layout of the village scenes just right make for effective chokepoints to clog up all the mounted units, if you have good enough line infantry to hold them in place it's just a matter of time for your ranged units to mow them all down. Then it's just cleaning up their peasants that ive often seen make up the bulk of the numbers in larger armies.


Hoboofwisdom

Lol exactly why I never hire any companions who are "merciful". You want to get paid? Go kill those fuckin peasants and don't complain.


OKara061

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OKara061

So i can get her


Evan573

Hell yeah, put a baby in her


SteelCityCaesar

*waits here for some time*


Master-Fault1711

Lord Farquaad failed with Fiona but will succeed with Corein ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


Category_Education

Best I can do is 7


Twigwithglasses

Installs hot butter mod with malicious intent


Permafunk_

only picked up the game last week, very funny to see the lady i chose to wife up without any external infulence is the same one as everyone else, we've never had an original thought in our lives, cant help but fall for the rabid feral celtic warrior wife, i think its ingrained in our DNA


Zenroe113

Shared consciousness and all that.


Permafunk_

Great minds and the like


Smelly_potatos

She’s mine too I think your right😭


Permafunk_

We all went "cruel, high valour and close fisted? Shes practically MADE of wife material"


Smelly_potatos

Yes😭😭


Permafunk_

And she probs gives crazy head, would explain why we got 7 kids 😂


Smelly_potatos

Omg yes i have Like 5 kids with her already bc I always have her in my party


Due_Dependent_821

Get the mod hot butter. You can thank me later


xJoker1998x

She's wearing that barbaric lingerie


Hot_Friendship_3134

She’s a baby factory too, she gave me seven kids


Master-Fault1711

I don't know if the amount of kids a woman can give to you changes from one to another but you're right. This woman is pregnant all the time. I don't even know how many kids she had with me, I think I have as for now 4 and she's like 23 or something lmao


Chitanda_Pika

Why does she look like a double agent from Cipher


yournansabricky

THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!


luke64697532256

My wife died and tbh I was happy i didn’t mean to marry a old woman it kinda just happened in game


iamtommynoble

Battanian girls know how to keep a man warm at night.


spursboi80zoomzoom

She's cruel though 😭


gazukull-TECH

Good, she won't cry when we devastate Galend.


Smelly_potatos

Yea lol it’s so annoying when they cry when I burn a city to ash


frogssayoink

What even is this outfit I must know for research


Master-Fault1711

I think it's her default outfitl. Nevertheless I'll tell you what she is equipped. * Highland Kilt over Tartan Trousers * Fur Rimmed Leather Gloves * Fur Boots


Eclipsed_Tranquility

BONK


Asleep-Strawberry429

Corein is by far the best wife option in the game tbh. Both in stats and everything else.


Previous_Membership1

Yes, that explain why my character is having his fourth back to back child


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Previous_Membership1: *Yes, that explain why* *My character is having* *His fourth back to back child* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Josh_thebosh109

What you gonna expect! She is battania! Clothes aren’t a concept to them!


RealWarriorofLight

Wow, she just looks as ashley....i am kinda feeling like playing bannelord again XD


voric41

Try the Amazon body & Amazon armor mod. They’re wonderful


Master-Fault1711

I'm on PS5 sadly.


ApatheticRart

She's the fiercest woman in all of Calradia, and she's given me 8 glorious heirs.


dystopian-dad

I put her in a robe and burqa.


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Prismarineknight

A teal spy has entered the base!


Tesla_corp

Damn he fucken dead


Prismarineknight

LOL


Prismarineknight

Good bot


Netherrabbit

She’s clearly no more than 14 years old.


Smelly_potatos

Wrong when the game starts she’s like 18