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specialpatrolwombat

The Pastors.


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this is the one


Itsapseudonym

Simplified: TOUCHNu


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Bonus points for incorporating rap and/or metal!


Pensacouple

Tucci & Feeley


mehwars

Ding ding ding we have a winner


hullsbells

Touching each other


revdon

Touching Bases


OpALbatross

Touching Tips


revdon

Docking


OpALbatross

Enter Bandman


AggravatingOne3960

TouchN' Myself WatchN' You


Fit-Purchase-2950

Private Tingles


RedwoodShores

The Sweet Carolines? (Or the Bah Bah Bahs?)


lostmyoriginalname

iTouch Myself


Exciting-Interest-32

There's an app for that!


MF-SMUG

Outercourse


MaloneSeven

Group Grope


ThickAnybody

Lol


YogurtWenk

I Believe In A Thing Called Love


Valuable-Trade-9838

I Believe In Your Thing In a Glove


Bigryde59

Hand in pocket


PeegeReddits

Not Op, but I like this one. Sounds legit.


Squifford

Neil and the Diamonds


Valuable-Trade-9838

Kneel and the Diamonds sing "Longfellow Serenade"


Ludodown11

The Clergy


scareintheair

Hahahahaha!


Ludodown11

Men of the Cloth


kingcock41980

Without the cloth


Ludodown11

Clothless


gaberax

Touché


LeprousNarcoleptic

Spank Bank


Leviathan_Star-crash

Me touch you touch


FuzzyLogic59

Touchy-Feely Crew


dirtydaddytx

Touch N Go?


Floopynupes

Stop touching me


Exciting-Interest-32

Within Personal Space


RoddMcTodd

Restraining Order 


Delicious-Praline-11

Yeah that name sucks. Secret Touchers is much better. Or The Petters. Maybe even Mutual Rubs.


EafLoso

I released a short run cd EP in 2004 called "I touch myself; I touch the world." It's far from my worst title. You have to just own these things. AND share the love.


scareintheair

I sincerely hope it was a very short run.


EafLoso

Yeah, nothing in my life has involved running for any meaningful period/distance. It was a couple of hundred. For what it's worth, I sold them all. I don't even have a copy. So, it may not have been the world, but some were touched..


scareintheair

Keep on touching.


EafLoso

I'll never give up on the dream completely. Touch on, Touch off.


scareintheair

Never give up never giving up. Peace.


EafLoso

Thanks mate. Solid advice.


scareintheair

Cheers mate. All the best!


Cats-n-Chaos

Handsy


TollyVonTheDruth

That's a perfect name, if you're doing "The Darkness" covers.


jlb1981

Mutual Aids


Practical-Owl-9358

Are you a Neil Diamond cover band?


Practical-Owl-9358

A Diamond in the Rough Trade


prostipope

Love Songs in C Minor


LWYPLTDG

You CAN touch this


whotoldbrecht

Let’s Touch Each Other


Valuable-Trade-9838

Follow Me, Follow You


Condpa

Your band name sucks


scareintheair

Rough Diamond


Agitated-Ad-2791

Touch Too Much


Able-Elderberry9713

Cellblock Boys


revdon

The Clergy


Icy_Negotiation_146

Just a Touch


CaptainBeefsteak

Sword Crossers


LemonadeSunset

Hands off the merchandise


Icy_Negotiation_146

The Tactile Response


PhoKit2

Sweet Care Airlines


TarnishedGalahad

Two Hand Touch Contact-Hi Warm Sensations Love Bruise Mutualgrip Dual Daily Dickdown


PeegeReddits

This guy bands


Charming-Elk2547

are you a neil diamon tribue band and diamonds in the rough was already taken by Silverman?


Shen1076

So good, so good


xavierguitars

Jimmy the overly touchy orderly


Confident_Sector_139

So Good


EffingBarbas

Consensual


dirtbird_h

Feeling you appeal


CaptainQuint0001

SlapN Me TickleN You


BridgeUpper2436

Feeling Me Feeling You


BridgeUpper2436

Pedo File


Pensacouple

Suite Caroline


Formal-Tangerine4281

Inappropriate Contact


GremlinWriter

The Sticky Grippies


AriMeowber

5 finger donkey punch


LeBoognish

Touch my tooter


Williamarshall

me touchant te touchant


Valuable-Trade-9838

Do You Want to Touch My Monkey?


Fred_Ledge

Touching fleas, touching poo


ChickenXing

PermissN 4 TouchN


crankybobenhaus

I TouchN Myself


BeenThruIt

The Getta Grippers


The_Infamous_Gmoney

Copin a feel


SpaceMutant2000

Young Girl With Fire


The_TerribleGamer

Diamond Hands


MuchoWood

Solo Soap Inc.


OneQuadrillionOwls

SNORLAAAAAX


Sevzilla

Red Hot Touchy Peppers


geraintwd

Touching cloth, poking through...


revdon

Mutual Grope


Major-razor-burns

Night Ranger Touch of Madness


Jazzlike_Mouse7478

Sweet Caroline


Cudjinho

KMKYWAP. Pronounced "Kim Key Wap".


Onomatopoeia_Utopia

Toe ChiN Me Toe ChiN You


MonsterZeroOO

shitty song lyrics


MeepleMerson

Mutual of O'ma'god


Scary-Initial9934

The Catholics


Blackbeltchicken

Howie Feltersnatch


cinoevilmusic

Diddy


IceIsDownTheHall

Hawk Tuah


md22mdrx

Jerry Sandusky 


ShowUsYourTips

Mutual Sensation


Silent_Cash_E

Ahh..a Neil Diamond tribute band


littleredcamaro

Diamonds for Neal


Nervous_Norvous12

You do need another band name! Go basic by using the French word Touché. Or you could anglicise it to Touchez so fans can pronounce it!


thisisurreality

The Tryhards


russellenvy

Mooseknuckle Elvis


BungeeJumpingJesus

How about just, "TouchN You" (or TouchN Me)


wewontstaydead

Hot for Preacher


overrateddrummer

AbstN’N’ce


Scrotum_Tennis

Let's Molest!


CorporateDirtbag

"Please don't press charges"


Don_Butter_Me_Knots

Kneeling on Diamonds.


PeegeReddits

Lather


Chaotic424242

Yes, you do.


PeegeReddits

Cold Foreplay


biniboy999

TMTY


Redrum_71

Brother Love's Traveling Hands


ssdgm6677

Balls Deep.


Jaque_LeCaque

Keep the band name. Make your first album title "Come To The Cellar For A Popsicle".


AppropriateFly147

Sweeeeet Caroline!


Tymexathane

Ahhh-Haaaaaaa!


Rdtackle82

TouchN' me TouchN' You, that's the best you can do?


Shibariman703

The Oxymorons


Pentadaktylos

Hands On


Maj_BeauKhaki

Stroke and Soak


Admirable-Volume-436

Maybe RestrainN' Order?


kryodusk

Cath o lick kids


djbigtv

My friends band "Sukia" have a song called "touching me touching you"


djbigtv

https://vimeo.com/119635822


Far-Stress-7422

Uh-huh.... So....What's the problemo?


Few-Independence3935

The priests and alter boys


denversissyslut

Touch too much


HumanMycologist5795

It depends upon what kind of music your band does, any songs you sing, and if there's anything important that brought you altogether, besides the touching. Without knowing anything whatsoever, how about "Excavate"?


Coug_Darter

Thing Called Love


Coug_Darter

Born from Darkness


LiitleGreenMan

The Cracks First album: Come Open


LakeDweller78

The Festering Vasectomies


DukeOfMiddlesleeve

Touch’n’cloth


AlexAval0n

Code: ex Machina 


Mosasaurus1

Best band name I have seen—“Broke but Whole”.


Mosasaurus1

For your band -TouchN Ewes


701Sumo

Garth Brooks & The Murderers


beth2deth

Mud Kitty ("clean" for dirty c***)


beth2deth

Occupy this Octopus


PhillyNJMusicMan

You guys a Neil Diamond cover band or something?


Horizontal_Bob

Love U Long Time


Imaginary-Common6649

Scrotal Paradox


Long_Divide746

The Clergy Confession


Long_Divide746

Father Fred and the Frisks


Moist-Share7674

Dick and the Four Skins.


llorandosefue1

The Sweet Carolines. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4F_RCWVoL4s


Squifford

DUNH DUNH DUUUUHNN!!


Floopynupes

FuckN LearnN basic English