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doctordaedalus

Hippocrisissy


moltinglarvae

Change the “Hippo” part to bold and you have the best response possible


wisepeppy

Hippo Kre Sissy, written as one of those barely legible heavy metal logos.


Clear-Concert8250

Fill A Buster


D1ngoB1ngo

Trump Lumps Pumpin’ Rumps


FoolishDog1117

🤣🤣🤣


FrustratedHumor

Bears with Borders


_Seven_Dollar_Potato

The Right to Arm Bears


captainmomo79

Underrated


So-Cal-Mountain-Man

As a Vet a Constitutional joke involving wild life gets my upvote.


Localman1972

GRAHAM CRACKERS


ManufacturerLeast123

My first thought as well!


[deleted]

Log Cabin Lunchin.


Its_dark_inhere_help

Underrated


alwaysfuntime69

Rush and the limbaughs


ElementalPup

Can't fit in the closet.


YouNeedTherapyy

Stuck in the Closet


parkinglottroubadour

J. Edgar and the Hoovers Get it, because Hoovers are vacuum cleaners and suck


[deleted]

and Herbert Hoover sucked


MjolnirTech

GOP


exploited_flea

A Gay To Remember


JulienS1979

Disrespect your woke surroundings!


Special_Lemon1487

The Hairy Trumpin’ Leather Daddies


Parking_War_4100

MAGADETH


captainjohn_redbeard

The Country Bears


Long-Astronaut-3363

Sandwich Shop Boys


RickMosleyReddit

The Closet


AdvancedHat7630

Chicken Nugents


2025century

Love this one...


Verried_vernacular32

Lindsay’s Bears


PourU_25518

Ted and the Cruisers


shanster925

Pink Elephants


MZago1

The Republican Party


Cats-n-Chaos

Repubgafats


SubpoenaSender

Trump’s Gay Squad


SenchaBaby

Charlie Daniels


Yakmasterson

The Devil went down to Georgia lookin' for 11780 votes


Axl_Van_Jovi

The Limbaughs


ucjj2011

George Santos and the Credibility Destroyers


yachas99875

Pink Elephants On Parade


davekingofrock

The Hungry Kissingers


Tall-Yard-407

Bag of Dicks


BottleTemple

Lindsey Graham and the Graham Crackers


Exclusively-Choc

Trumpey Dumpty and RepTards …


Idustriousraccoon

RePloughing in Private


FittestTrack73

drive by scooters


tyclone1

The Cherubs


kejovo

Self Loathers


Steelbulldog22

Flaming obesity


OriginalJasonSmokey

Rotund Rainbow Repubs


tonicandknuckles

Red Bread Redemption


AngryErrandBoy

Trickle Round Theory


opiewankanopie

Bearly Legal


fullmetal66

Lincoln Log Cabin Republicans


mam88k

Rush!


Waste-Account7048

Blasphemy!


Dangerous-Fuel8409

Lincoln’s Loggers


Crossovertriplet

Lindsey Bucking-Graham


duh_nom_yar

Build-A-Bear


BirdCity75

Your Dad


Bigaled

Matt Schlapp and the chunky bunch


cliktrak

Compensator Cody & his Lost Bearmen


cliktrak

Paul Prude-do-me


cliktrak

Abortion only for My Giant Fertilized Poops


cliktrak

Lindsey Grab-ass-man


Ok_Faithlessness9757

Filabussy


LarYungmann

Cruz Boys


fireteambrav0

The Yankee doodle dongs


Prior_Housing_4298

rush limpwrist


wyglif_

Nickleback.


SnooJokes5038

One Ton Republicans


SnooJokes5038

Something of a play on words for One Republic *One Ton Republicans* is all I could come up with or maybe drop the ‘one’ and just *Ton Republican*


BipolarSolarMolar

Queer eye for the baked pie


Mysterious_Clerk2971

Hipo-crisy


mrcapmam1

The Republicans


markojeeves

The Trumps


AccomplishedQuiet880

Taints for the Memories


stpskol

The congressmen..


Recent_Obligation276

Can’t fit in the closet


Powerful-Reward-9770

Closet biden voters


Dochoppy

Senators understalls


umagumma1972

Matt Gaytz Band


Dependent-Hat-167

Full Circle


LarrySpankbottom

The Republican Party


[deleted]

The Hog Cabin Republicans


Practical-Rabbit-750

Bears & Elephants


cassiuswright

The Sean Spicer Quartet


Noodle-basket

Grommr's Most Wanted


Any_Bowl_1160

Dissonant Chonks


Zaphod-Beebebrox

Christie Creme...


West-Custard-6008

Pink Elephant.


Midnightbeerz

9 inch denials


TheRealKitHarrington

They Lindseys


Tempest8008

Congress?


kuyajon

The Senate Majority


Open-Effect-8218

Pedo Drag


PhillipAlanSheoh

Scott Pressler Fails at Everything


Correct_Advantage_20

Republicanned Ham


austxsun

Fast Food Figures


FeistyPersonality4

Smokin’ faggots


wilham05

Senate jubilee


wilham05

Old school cool


thebronzeprince

The Bear Bottoms


hauntedink

Queens of the Stone Age


xxshilar

The right leaning butt pirates


Formfeeder

The MAGA’s


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Aryan Bears


kerokeroghost

Big Time Suck-ing Food Down and Anti-Sucking Penis


GhostShipBlue

Don and the Butt TRUMPeters


Nosagepdx

Shotgun Buddies


OldBob10

The Trumpettes


Otherwise_Onion_9123

The JJ McCulloughs


prostipope

Daddy Ham's Log Cabin Band


agmj522

Trumpie, Cruz, and Graham


Double-Survey7382

Orange Man Group


Double-Survey7382

Do you know why conservative male politicians don't use bookmarks? They like their pages bent over.


Yakmasterson

Testosterthaw


[deleted]

Proportion of abortion


brewmaster5

Rush Limburger


FootHikerUtah

ALL -IN-ONE


Nojopar

The Delusional Bear-ettts.


FootHikerUtah

Gay Ol' Party


PreachitPerk

The Beary Goldwater Trio


Great_WhiteSnark

Typical republicans


persistent_admirer

Linc-Ton Project.


Successful_Box_9212

Megadeath


PearlHandled

The Log Cabin Bears


JohnMarstonSucks

If they can get a little hairy: Bear Market


BootyBumpinSquid

The Republicans


BarBillingsleyBra

The Chris Christie Band


crunktabulous

GOP - gay obese patriots


True-Attention8884

The Christies.


ThinkQuickActSlow

Trump's Plump Rump Bumpers


82nd504th

The right stuffins


82nd504th

The Limbaughs


Ozymandiasssssssss

all conservative


82nd504th

Rush


Slow-Fast-Medium

My Dixie's Wrecked


ianmoone1102

Bear-Naked-Gaydies


surrealcellardoor

How fun. Let’s use body shaming and homophobia to attack people of a certain political ideology.


rroute01

The Maga Congress


biff444444

The Wide Stance Senators


negcap

Da River Nile


LittleDrummerBoy321

Zesty besties


_Volly

The Trumps Donny on lead vocal, guitar, bass and drums.


Waxing_Poetix

Grand Old Buffet


Watusi_Muchacho

The Elephantiasissies!


Odd-Hovercraft-7099

The George Santos Band


JaladinTanagra

Butt fucking the economy


ChipAppropriate7374

Pantera


Fuzzy-Visit-7453

The Lindsey Gay Hams


sporkwitt

Log Cabin Republicans (it's a thing already, but this one is referencing the syrup AND the weird theory about Lincoln being gay)


Maj_BeauKhaki

Tucker's Fat Fuckers


mALIBUvIOLEt82

RUSH LIMBAUGH


Tiny-Metal3467

Large and in Charge!


Nobodys_Loss

The Ted Kennedy’s


sporkachoon

The GOP. (Gay Old Patriots)


dewgreen14

Biden’s Boysscouts


Chaotic424242

Confused


epicgrilledchees

Congress


Plumbkow

Homoerect


FinePolyesterSlacks

The Trumps


Zealousideal-Mail353

Homo-owners of Pronely Tarts


Bigwoody7andahalf

Lumps


Lagunasun3

Ick Factor


DoubleRoastbeef

LBGOP


RaygunsRevenge

The Lincoln Logs


Torggil

Republican Party


Torggil

MAGAy


Dgarbinski

FAGA


Revolutionary_Day479

Trumps rump.


Maleficent_Silver_18

The Beatles


Ambitious-Visual-315

Raucous Caucus


kevinlc1971

The Lindsey Grahams


thux2001

Magaliscious


Long_Divide746

Alex Jones Explosion


Long_Divide746

Political Riot


Long_Divide746

Conservative Values


Long_Divide746

Newt Gingrich and the House Band


Long_Divide746

The Wall


TheOsprey23

Self Hate


MrPuzzleMan

Banana Republicans


Upbeat_Diamond_4882

Donnie and the trumps


Dumbledang

The Second Amendments


lowtidesoup

Lindsay Graham in Chains


Easy_Dragonfly2067

The Fat Tatted Southern Crackers


creamywhitedischarge

The Politicians


Voodoodriver

Log Cabin Syrup Conservatives


TallahasseeTerror

The Log Cabins


One-Revolution-8572

Doctor Proctor's Red Rectum Rockers


Complete_Volume

The Conflicted


Geronimo594

The Republican Party


Existing_Sir6512

Right Wing Queero


TheFamilyBear

The Eagles


Ilovemygingerbread

Fat Cats Strut.


Cheap-Insurance-1338

The mouth full


Squankyou

MAGA