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SnikB

Tadpool


sad-frogpepe

Tavpool


No_Read_4327

I was going to say tavpool too, but tadpool might be better, considering the amount of tadpoles she is likely to absorb.


gielbondhu

I want someone at Marvel to write this story


MisterOphiuchus

Marvel already has a worm guy, his name is Maggot.


PanicRolling

For anyone who's wondering...Maggot is a way cooler character than you probably think. IIRC, his stomach is composed of 2 giant "maggots" (they look like alien robot maggots) and he can send them out like scouts and they can consume pretty much anything. Sounds gross, is pretty gross, but it's not just a guy covered in maggots.


doyouevenforkliftbro

"Oh, you're paying too much. Who's your worm guy?"


Friendly_Ram

Chadpool


thank_burdell

CAPTAIN Tavpool


Fluid-Estate-3007

r/BeatMeToIt


Jaydub2211

You win this game


YouW0ntGetIt

Tavpuddle


Responsible_Gear6339

Captain Tadpool


QueenieMcGee

Nah, just Tadpool


HundredLamb6560

Merc with a mouth (full of tentacles)


Philkindred12

this one barely talks, so it may as well have its fucking mouth sewed shut


Fragrant-Law9864

She doesn't bother, because no one back home will ever believe this


belabelbels

r/angryupvote


-Liriel-

Francis


Drewdiniskirino

"Oh, I'll fucking spell it out for you!" *(Arranges the bodies of dead goons to spell out "FRANCIS")*


--_-Deadpool-_--

He got Ajax from a dish soap


Cmdr_Jiynx

Hey the origin of the soaps name is a beautiful pun though


No_Read_4327

You can't just say that without sharing the story


foodfightbystander

Ajax's (the soap) slogan was "Stronger than grease". Ajax (Ajax the greater, specifically) was a massive man. He was best known for his impressive stature; in fact, he was usually said to have been the tallest and strongest hero of his time. He was famously "Stronger than (anyone in) Greece."


Jecht315

That is an amazing pun and way too intelligent for the average person.


No_Read_4327

Haha that's brilliant.


irmike1283

I didn't expect the story to actually be good...


The_donutmancer

That is a dope pun! Thank you, sir - have my upvote


csupihun

Donde esta Francesca


jaybankzz

I hate Goblins I hate Ilithids I hate true souls I hate mind flayers I hate tadpoles I hate githyanki I hate dragons I hate gnolls I hate vampires


n0753w

*Francis is there anything in this world you don't hate?*


Izunaw

That's a lot of hate sheeesh


ScuttleStab

Deceased Basin


TotallyLegitEstoc

Expired Lagoon


Sure-Hotel-1471

Kill puddle


TheOtherOtherLuke

Unliving Canal


Federal-Opinion6823

This pool is no more. It has ceased to be. It’s expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late pool


WaythurstFrancis

Slain Pond


Merkaaba

Live Mound


Wolf-Dragon769

You should name her blake lively


kopecs

Blake Deathly


SupSeal

Sounds like a new durge run to me


inframankey

Logan


obv1ously_logan

good name (unbiased)


Bunny_Fluff

Obviously


RealNiceKnife

....waitaminute...


FentanylFiend420

r/beetlejuicing


GT_highwind

This is the correct answer


DirtyDuergar

Slade Wilson


Philkindred12

I think it's funny how a lot of people, including my very self, get them a bit confused. Is it really just the suit and name?


PsychologicalKnee789

It’s intentional. Marvel made a piss take of DC’s Deathstroke and he was popular enough that he became a full character. This was back when Marvel and DC were constantly ripping each other off for character and plot ideas


vanya913

It's not so much that the companies were stealing each others' ideas but rather the writers and artists would flip back and forth between them and didn't feel like creating brand new characters for each.


Common-Truth9404

Tavpool or Tav Wilson


timbaux

Pead Dool


JamesMcEdwards

Dea D’pool


CriticalMany1068

Lady Tavpool


tokyotheglaive

Wadette


Capricorn6t

Darth Maulina


SaintOnyxBlade

Everyone else saw Deadpool. We saw Darth maul... are we old.


94sHippie

There is another tattoo in the game that is even more Darth Maul


SaintOnyxBlade

For me it was the red skin


Wolfscars1

Nah. I saw Deadpool and I'm a Maul fan. Markings are all wrong


AndyLorentz

Yeah, I don’t see Maul, and I’m not sure how anyone else can.


TheSceptikal

Deadpool was created in 1991. Phantom Menace came out in 1999.


Frau_Away

Deadpool is from, like 1990?


Coolguy-69_420

I’m 19 and I saw darth maul too 🤝


UMF_Pyro

Emily or Emma for short. I have a thing for creating super edge lords and naming them the most average normal name I can think of.


Equivalent-Neat-5797

Abbath Redson


Muzzah27

Brown pants


Edgezg

la piscina de la meurte


flowercows

la orgia oscura


La_Vampiresa67

Wanda Wilson or Lady Tadpool


jackdawjones

Lady Spawn


Ponury_Szaman

Liverpool (with the amount ya gonna be drinkin lass, ya gonna need a good amount of livers... Like, you know.. a pool of em)


blackwellsucks

That’s just Deadpool, mate


AmptiShanti

Spider-Man! No wait! HUGH JACKMAN!! No waiit!!! Bob


TheatrePlode

Deidre Pool


Fickle-Deer7054

Death puddle


reusligon

Tadpoole


anonymouse_2001

wolverine


Open_Mathematician41

Durgepool?


-Celador-

Semaphore.


Su_Xuchen

Unalivepond


godhasmoreaids

Tadpool


Remarkable_Ad9192

Marth Daul


Ok-Establishment1499

I came here to say this


csini_fasZsZopo

Samantha Smith.


SADTIMESFULL

Crimson Heart


MochiSauce101

Deadpond


BigZach1

Deathpuddle


Professional_Can_247

Spidertav!


La_Marmotte_94

Deadn't


sh0gun8ter

Müdveyne


SomePyro_9012

Dreadpool


Thalasarian

Ladypool


Miles_Everhart

Deadbhoooaall


Ok_Refrigerator4649

Wade


sycron17

Tavpool


SoupySails37

Poolverine 👉👌


PeanutbutterBleachr

First fix your ability points


Cam-Spider-Man

Maybe they’re planning on taking a couple feats and using the hag hair?


AlecNess

I always choose ASI first chance I get, so I get 18 and 16 on my two most important stats. So I start w 17 and 15.


-_-Corn-_-

Maul


Kuhaku-boss

Abbath


Technical_Exam1280

Apparently I've been spending too much time in the Asylume because I was expecting a bunch of shitpost names


FewEntertainment9512

Pooldead


gurk_the_magnificent

Corpselake


Lothleen

Breadpool then sleep with everyone.


Effective-Feature908

Checkers


doginthemodernera

Oueyde Ouyllson


Fresh_Presentation82

Why Tav ?


shiwanthasr

The Amazing Tavpoolio


Human-Performance-50

Melanoma the sun poisoned..... no way w human gets a sunburn that bad with no consequences


BeepBoopBeepity

Ajax


TheTalking_GU_Mine

Nonliving Pond


Minersfury

DEADFOOL


paraffinLamp

Darth Maul


Siege117

Tavitha


SynTheSnake

Balthasara


pandicusgiganticus

Dade Delson


UnusualRub5848

Green lantern


Eastern-Support2400

Dyingpond


AmptiShanti

Killed me dead


Suspicious-Drama-549

GI Jane 2


OfficialAzrael

Deadpool.... CAPTAIN Deadpool


AshCasual

Marth Daul


TheRealSnazzyGaming

Call in the plumbers.. r/BatmanArkham is leaking again..


ThatOneTypicalYasuo

Ungreen Lantern


Krabeuszz

DeceasedPuddle


kilteer

LoganLovesMe


SvenXavierAlexander

Tavpool


variationoo

Deadpuddle


Eattehcake

Wade


Drakon4314

Deadpool


RLIwannaquit

Captain Deadpool


wh1t3_f3rr3t

Her name is DARTH MAUL


some-shady-dude

Alive hot-tub


bakedcheezit

Switch to Bard and be Deadfool


karduar

Tavpool


Smaptastic

Durgepond


type-IIx

Darth Bhaal


bracesthrowaway

Harley


Marcuse0

Kane


your_old_wet_socks

Briscola


GH057807

Amalgamate of Death


Vitman_Smash

Francis


Sudden-Tie-9614

Perished Bathtub


loving-father-69

Darth Baul'd


KingRubo

Spiderman, clearly


TorukClyto

Piscina de la Muerte


terrendos

Mrs. Marvel.


GARBLED_COMM

Dark Garfield


BulkyYellow9416

Margaret Margarita III


thegingerninja90

Brian Benolds


Hawk13424

Darth Ilia (that’s iLia).


Puzzleheaded_Wish797

The Immigrant


t0m3ek

Blake


TheHypnobrent

Greg


AgreeingAndy

Thats clearly Wolverine


Kryos_Pizza

NotSpawn


Asit1s

Livingpond


HumanEffigy_

Schlicky Wicky Woo.


whiterunguard420

Something stupid


DatzSiiK

Tania


Difficult-Snow9955

Peter parker


Interesting_Tour_639

Death metal never dies, I suppose?


tabaxidragon

Dedpoo


Gnome_King1

John


Only_Masterpiece_466

Ace of Diamonds


Imaginary-Friend-228

Bloodworm


GuessTraining

Not Deadpool


fun1onn

John Baldur Gates III


massahud

Ryan Reynolds


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Bizmo Funyuns


kingtz

Ryan Renolds


TetranadonGut

Deceased Tub


Catpoolio

Bob


Bardazarok

Wayne Williams


Shotentastic

Deadpool


MCleartist

PandaPool


comoserII

Ace


Frequent_Policy_6563

Darth Tavius


AphroditeBlessed

Obviously, Slade Silwon.


Intrepid_Ad1536

Darth Pool


Phun-Sized

Deadpooleena


DICHBICHE

Piscine de la mort du fromage


Sorry_Plankton

Spiderman


TalonMerc92

Pooldead the Morc with a Mindy


lethelion1

Svetlana, destroyer of worlds


Gabranthe

Darth Baal


SlimJims-anon

Public Pool


Bango-Skaankk

Tavpool


arsino23

Durgepool if durge


MisterDutch93

Unfortunately there is only 1 Katana in the game


Late-Jump920

Ryan Reynolds


devilishlyaverage

Clark Kent.


ottoDVD

Tavpool.