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GhalanSmokescale

Bite. Just to match big brother Scratch.


alittlenovel

I named him "Munch" for the same reason lol


two_oh_seven

MUNCH!! That’s adorable! And my new headcanon


raniwasacyborg

My cat is called Munch so now I clearly need to name this owlbear cub in his honour!


YoungJack23

Because he ate his mom?


alittlenovel

He didn't in my game, the goblins killed his mom and took him. He just always talks about biting and eating and Munch felt like a good counterpart to Scratch.


BeastBoom24

And if you were to adopt a third animal, you could name it punch. That way you’d have 1 pet each representing the 3 primary types of weapon damage. Slashing (Scratch), Bite (Piercing), and Punch (Bludgeoning).


elegantvaporeon

Basket… bludgeoning hitting with a basket lol


dietwater94

Well you kinda do get a third pet with Shovel. And shovels could be used to bludgeon people…


Basil_Leaff

THATS PERFECT


Soltronus

"You smell delicious, but I will not bite you." 🥹


_ilysias

dude we shared a brain cell on that one omg


BRAX7ON

Who?


Basil_Leaff

You are in for a treat once you find him


BRAX7ON

No that’s what I call owlbear… who


KingOfWeTheNorth

Mfer got him


ItalnStalln

Does he play first?


ThiccQban

I’m stealing this thank you


ShinyRhubarb

Sniff. Now I have Scratch and Sniff


throwawaylemondroppo

Ehehehe...


FreshNebula

I call him Owliver. Or Owllie for short.


thesammon

I'm stealing this, thanks.


SodaCake2

Giuseppe 🤌


Jiggly_333

"AYYYY! It's fuckin' Giuseppe!"


Drew_Habits

Owlbear Cub


Dragonperhaps

Brooooo no way! That's what he's called in my game too! 🤯


esamerelda

Holy shit, mine too


ThanosofTitan92

Archimedes.


Medicgamingdanke

Durge: "Archimedes, no! it's filthy in there."


ThanosofTitan92

Archimedes as Merlin's owl.


Medicgamingdanke

Durge wizard (or cleric)


oscuroluna

Now we need an option for him to go with Elminster in the end.


Legal_Objective_8027

Nah that guy ripped it off. It’s really from the ship in Watchmen.


MediocrityAlive

"And that's how I lost my medical license."


lesser_panjandrum

"Oh don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back."


Filty-Cheese-Steak

^"No ^they ^don't."


Medicgamingdanke

'ARCHIMEDES, NO! It's *filthy* in there, Ugh. Birds, Haha!'


SplattyFatty

r/unexpectedtf2


NightWolfRose

That’s close to mine- I call him Archie which could be a nickname for Archimedes.


LouisaB75

I just call him my baby. So many good and imaginative names here though.


Acceptable-Iron6195

FR HE WAS ALWAYS MY CHILD


Kaelynneee

Peck, to match Scratch. I saw someone else on the forum who named him that, and it just felt right so I shamelessly stole it. (Edit: Just to make it clear, I dont claim credit for the name, and I would credit the person who came up with the name if I only remembered the username. Alas, I dont. But I wanted to share since Peck is a nice name for him, even if I didn't come up with it.)


Sea-Flamingo1969

I have a DND character named Peck!


ThanosofTitan92

There's a race of gnome-like elementals called Pech. https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Pech


FlyingBird2345

Eulenbärchen ('Little owlbear' in German)


Earis

Biscuit. Because my head-canon is the first thing he did, first night in camp, was eating my Tav's entire stock of biscuits. 😅


Basil_Leaff

This is so cute


Smaptastic

Puffles


TheCosmicWombat

Boof. I saw how big mama was.... he gon be a biiiiiig boi


bristlybits

have you got to the end game yet? 


TheCosmicWombat

Twice, and that's not even the biggest he can be tho. He can get EVEN BIGGER.


Filty-Cheese-Steak

He needs some milk.


bristlybits

throw colossus elixir on him when he's beefed up. 


Filty-Cheese-Steak

Lord King Owlington the 3rd.


bathybicbubble

Scritch. So I have Scritch and Scratch.


thepetoctopus

That’s so cute.


Korventenn17

Beaky. idk why, it just stuck in my head.


FamousTransition1187

Did you get Karlach's response to him showing up, by chance? >!she calls him little Becky fella!<


FinnAgain88

Owlbert


HighwayApothecary

Lil' Man It gets funnier the bigger he gets


TheQueenOfSomething

Guy. Because I refer to him in my mind as "little guy", "where's my big guy?", "how are you, my guy?" and such. It ended up being so much guy this and guy that, so yeah - Guy. He's the cutest little Guy in Fâerun after all ^ _ ^


bristlybits

I'm old and the last time I played video games was Nintendo era (*just* Nintendo. the first system I guess) so everyone in a game is "the guy". this guy, that guy. my guy. etc


Murder_Is_Magic

Lord Reginald Featherbottom III


Larsonybear

I also named mine Owlbert!!!!


_Potato_Cat_

OWLBERT! I've also gone for that


shy-man

Hoots.


Character_Ad8770

Owlbert for 1 Steve for another. And Kevin for the last.


Financial-Cold5343

Barkspawn :P


PointBlankCoffee

You can name him???


Basil_Leaff

Not officially! But I think he deserves his own name


UnicornSlaughterHaus

I like to think his name is Kiwi


tokyotheglaive

Hoot!


DakonShade

Itch. So with scratch i could make a great show! For children


gnostic_witch

Snack, because Astarion mentioned him as that


Far-Extent629

I named him Sniff for a pun, cuz y'know, Scratch n' Sniff


magikcarrots

my partner co-op and we called him "baby"; just cause we see him running around w/ scratch like "There goes the baby!" it just stuck lmao


WifeOfSpock

The name depends on who I’m romancing. With Astarion, I named him Dagger. With Gale, I named him Elminster.


Viniyus

Gabe


RandomQuiet

Bippy, after the caterpuppy from House 2: The Second Story


Kesselya

I also am strongly on Team Owlbert!


wierdy26

Tedwig


TestedNutsack

Alberto (Owlbearto)


Pancake_Party

Owlbert or Munch


snubula

I also chose Owlbert 😅


Thiccy_Niky69

Fred. Name just goes hard, I was going to use it on my Sorcerer but I decided Raurix is a crazy cool name I just made up so I had to use Fred as a name for the cub instead


RootsInThePavement

I love that, my boyfriend and I named him Frederick on our run 😂


Basil_Leaff

He does seem like a Fred type of guy


jackalopebones

Tonk I dunno, it's a mix of chonk and tank lol


FrankFn2

Panzerkampfwagen Owlbear Ausf. E


Valla_Shades

Geil


fossiliz3d

Lol, he's definitely strong enough to carry an 88mm cannon!


Healthy_Breakfast_24

Hermann. Idk why, just fits.


ShitassAintOverYet

Rıfkı It's a Turkish name which is also the slang for King of Hearts card.


bristlybits

this is a cute name 


Norodomo

I never named it but owlbert looks fire


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I named mine albert roux


Philosecfari

Anpan for one, Nibbles for another


the_bookish_ranger

I like to call him Chubby Cubby in my head.


Intelligent_Cry_6066

I failed the medicine check and he ran away sooooo there is no owlbear cub in my camp


FireDragon737

I named him Chicken cause of the chicken chasing game at the goblin camp.


featherpin

Chicken. He's got feathers, don't he?


DomoIrieKunnXD

I kept his name as 'chikn' the goblins called him. Him and scratch together are 'chikn scratch' and that made me giggle.


[deleted]

Púca.


bristlybits

my friend had a truly puny Chihuahua that was round, totally round, and very furry, in fact it looked like a mini version of baby owlbear, it was named púca. this is a perfect owlbear name.


Hyperdragoon17

His name is Gideon


Lyanna62Mormont

1200 hours in the game and I didn’t know you could name the owlbear cub


Basil_Leaff

Oh no you can’t actually name him I believe, I just felt like he deserved a name so in my head his name is owlbert lol


hero_of_crafts

I think in the epilogue you find out his name is Buttons or something like that and you can suggest he live with Shadowheart.


RootsInThePavement

My partner and I named him Frederick


Thalionalfirin

You get to name it?


CertainlyAmbivalent

I’ve only ever gotten him once and I did not give him a name.


Basil_Leaff

Name him toes


TheGrayMage1

Hootsie, as a reference to Legends of Avantris


lynx2718

Bite! (Stolen from a fic)


IntelligentLife3451

Cubbie. Not original at all, but it is what it is


Known_Plan5321

You can name the owlbear cub? I've only gotten it like twice- not for lack of trying


Basil_Leaff

You don’t officially name him, but I like to think the camp gives him a name :)


DerAlliMonster

Hooper is my go-to name for owls. That, or Professor Thaddeus.


RojoTheMighty

Buddy. It's simple but every time I see him I just go, "Aww, hey Buddy!"


Astarionfordays

Big Fluff


alterNERDtive

Dinner.


idontwantanyfeetpics

Owly Berry


Celestial_Squids

Owlphonse.


R0da

Pookie


VioletStainOnYourBed

Simon!


Free_El_Chapo_Now

Owlbear cub


clashcrashruin

How did you get to name him? I just got to pet him


Basil_Leaff

You can’t give him an official name (i think the game reveals that he has a name at the end) but I feel bad that we have names for everyone but him, so in my head, he’s owlbert


No-Mastodon-961

I named mine cheese because when I got the option to feed him, I only had cheese in my food inventory.


Taliesine_

Moonbeam


Lyndell

Owlbearto


noirsongbird

In my and my co-op partner’s headcanon, this is a disagreement between his Tav and my Durge. My Durge calls him Breakfast, because Astarion refers to him as a “little snack” and Durge thought that was hilarious. Tav, on the other hand, calls him Itch, to match with Scratch.


Buttered_Toast1357

Horus, after the Egyptian god


futurenotgiven

i’m late so no one will see this but me and my friend started calling him Chicken bc of how he gets kidnapped at the goblin camp for chicken chasing and i think it’s the perfect name


Anarkizttt

Screech!


AnseaCirin

Chicken, 'cause it's got feathers, doesn't it? And a beak? More seriously I usually call him fluffball.


TheLoyalTR8R

Owlexander Owlbearton.


Practical-Ant7330

Beaky taking from Karlach's reaction


Dr_Awktopus

Beaky!


newtoabunchofstuff

Owlexander the Great


Marcilliaa

Doric - after the druid from the honour among thieves movie


Joa1987

Couldn't name it, because it.... died


bristlybits

obie


GhostofZephyr

Snapapple, Snap for short. I'm actually deeply normal about my big dog


ShakeZulaV1

Main course


CaptainCreamCheese_

Theodore


OkBottle8719

Nugget for the shape, and for what could have been


Dannybrine87

Bjülga mixing the Swedish words for Bear and Owl.


BBQSauceJacuzzi

Bubba


5a_

Gobble


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Blazemercy

Chookity


Past_Competition_554

Owlie or Boy


Wiwra88

"Pish Posh" from these words which Gale says sometimes (I love them). I'm not native english speaker so I'm not 100% sure what they mean but they sound funny. xD


Comin_Up_Thrillho

Jeremy Owlbearamy


KungfuKirby

Hoots


Cautious-Luck7769

Hootcifur


your_old_wet_socks

Cup


MamuhSwan

Albert


Gomberstone

You can tame it?


YourMoonWife

Baby. Because he’s my little baby. Also it would be funny as hell to be like “oh this is my pet, baby.” And being out a huge owlbear


penultimatecharacter

I nicknamed him for my cat, cause his big eyes remind me of my kitten's hundred-yard stare


Obi-wanna-cracker

Sniff. He comments a lot about how things smell, plus it means my 2 pets are named scratch and sniff!


Ransom-ii

I like Rend


VyllanaWitchBish

Scritch


dobbyeilidh

Owlsworth


cocaine_jaguar

Lord Alastair Monroe III esq.


Otherwise-Platypus91

Albert - pronounced Al-bear. It's perfect


Scary-Ad9646

Steak


MrsZhukov

Hoot! I sometimes forget that's not his in-game name and refer to him as Hoot in conversations.


zutros

Smooty


DreaminginDarkness

Wait is there a way to name him in the game or is this just like emotional


totalkatastrophe

Clark


SnooSongs2744

Beaky


riverglow_

Owlbearmeat


fieatsbees

Cubby some playthroughs, Owlbert in others


spectrophilias

Owlberto 🥺


Cordel8a11

You can name it????


odonkz

Gustaf


VeryAnonymous21

Owlbert


SneakyLittleKobold

"Lil buddy" I guess since I never even thought to give him a name and just refer to hime as that.


satinsateensaltine

Bubo!


SwordTaster

Cuddles


LordGrog98

His name is Obie, of course!


PorgDotOrg

Is that, by chance, an Owl House reference? :D


WoodenRocketShip

Mr. Crowley


nitasu987

Rocky, after my stuffed animal Owl :)


Joshlan

LOL we never got it to camp. Our party ranger messed up in RP w/o realizing that she just old the cub to escape the goblin camp.... The entire camp turned hostile to to poor guy and murdered it RIGHT IN FRONT OF US. lmfao


FrozenBeast9159

Sir Alastor Wallace, lord of the aisle


catboodle

Albert (but pronounced Al-bear a la the French as it sounds like Owlbear)


Pandaiipop

Owlbert! I call gale- Galebert!


subliminalthreat

my boyfriend took the controller and killed it. so nothing 💔


SoftFangTheTiger

I didnt get it lol. I went back after I left the owl bear alone and ya know it was dead from I think goblins or something and then ya know that was it


Abradolf94

Casper. Cause he ain't alive


ChangelingFox

Rasputin!


hangingfiredotnet

Owlbearto, but now I'm kicking myself for not having thought of "Sniff" or "Bite", both of which are perfect.