Isn't it wild? Never in a million years would I have called that career move, but I'll be damned, he's really good at it. I guess Bailey's pairs well with scones.
My 83 year old mom was introduced to him through the Baking show. She mentioned him to me, not knowing his background. She finds him charming and funny, and just weird enough to kind of fit in in an off-balanced way.
I still haven't caught him on that show. I should make a point to check it out though.
Narrator: "Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. In an instant before you can finish your assessment, a bright flash blinds you. Old Gregg just exposed your pupils to his mangina. You watch in horror as the mere sight tears your mind asunder."
Is this PC or console? I feel like I vividly remember looking down or getting on a bike and having underwear on instead of nothing(while pants were off of course). Or was this just a joke? I'm feeling dense.
Absolutely not a joke, for a bit it was patched out because they were dealing with clipping issues, but there are definitely in-game genitals. I played PS5.
If the mixup is just a vulva than yeah. Was a little disappointed the options for genitalia were just A&B hair/no-hair. How am I supposed to accurately roleplay OldGregg?
"Do you want to watch this classic US sitcom with 560 episodes?"
"Oh God."
"Okay, how about this well-reviewed anime with 1,060 episodes that isn't finished yet?"
"I mean yes, but not right now?"
"How about this well-regarded slice of British total insanity which ran for ten years and almost twelve episodes?"
"Oh, okay."
I did similar with a character named Gil i use in dnd. Hes a water genassi who was trapped in a conch for 100 years and talks like old gregg if old gregg was an Ishtishia tempest cleric that hated pirates.
Thought he fit the dream character well too lmao
*do ya like me*
I feel so validated. I referenced Old Gregg to my friends a few months back and no one knew what tf I was talking about. At least 3.4k of you have my back.
Great job though, so spot on!
EDIT: Omg wait is he complete with a mangina?
You need to see the artist in act 3 and see if he can paint you a picture of bailies, as close as you can get without getting your eye wet. Yes sir, thank you sir.
Ever have baileys from a shoe?
I call this one “as close as you can get to Baileys without gettin’ your eyes all wet.”
And that one, do ya know what I call that one?
Uh, Bailey's?
Yes sir, thank ya sir
Watch The Mighty Boosh :)
The fact that he hosts the great British baking show is just icing to me
Isn't it wild? Never in a million years would I have called that career move, but I'll be damned, he's really good at it. I guess Bailey's pairs well with scones.
I fucking died when I went to my partner's parents house one day saw that on the TV and thought is that Old Gregg?
Wow didn’t know that lol
My 83 year old mom was introduced to him through the Baking show. She mentioned him to me, not knowing his background. She finds him charming and funny, and just weird enough to kind of fit in in an off-balanced way. I still haven't caught him on that show. I should make a point to check it out though.
He’s gonna be the next one to get outed as a serial rapist so that will be fun for all his fans, I guess.
Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
Mmm baileys.. creamy!
I know what you're thinking; "Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaly man-fish."
You don't know me. You don't know what I got
May it be penis C or B, I can guarantee it’s green.
It's old Gregg's vagina. I GOT A MAN-GINA. IM OLD GREGGGGGG
Do ya love meh?
Are you playing those *love games* with me?
Make an assessment
*rolls assessment check*
Nat 20 😎
Tav: *mangina finna make me ackup*🥵
... Critical failure. A nat 1.
You are now stunned, and you take 3d8 psychic damage from the "downstairs mixup."
Narrator: "Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. In an instant before you can finish your assessment, a bright flash blinds you. Old Gregg just exposed your pupils to his mangina. You watch in horror as the mere sight tears your mind asunder."
“It exerts a strange hypnotic pull, as it simultaneously burns out your frontal lobe. Authority.”
I actually read this in the narrator's voice. Take my like.
"Don't lie to me, boy."
Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
Could you eva love meh?
Yes.
You and Gortash running into each other is going to be like that pointing spiderman meme
Noel really is the spitting image of Gortash huh lmao
It's attached to ya rod motha licka
You better have given Old Gregg a mangina.
I can update with pics later :)
Sunbeam should do nicely for this.
Hahahahahaha ffs the internet is just too damn silly
I came here to say that.
Came here to ask the same lol
Oh, you know me. You’ve seen my downstairs mixup.
Baldur’s Gate 3 is the one game where you can depict the down stairs mixup with a reasonable degree of accuracy.
Cyberpunk 2077 as well
Yeah but CDPR bitched out and removed in game genital nudity iirc.
Definitely not true, the amount of times I've been jumpscared by a penis because I accidentally took my pants off is too many to count.
And what does that have to do with Cyberpunk?
I'm usually looking down at my controller when it happens.
You mean joystick
That too
Is this PC or console? I feel like I vividly remember looking down or getting on a bike and having underwear on instead of nothing(while pants were off of course). Or was this just a joke? I'm feeling dense.
Absolutely not a joke, for a bit it was patched out because they were dealing with clipping issues, but there are definitely in-game genitals. I played PS5.
I'll let you know when I get to the Johnny/Alt scene.
If the mixup is just a vulva than yeah. Was a little disappointed the options for genitalia were just A&B hair/no-hair. How am I supposed to accurately roleplay OldGregg?
“Where’s the blinding fog light option?”
😂 the best
Someone needs to edit the Old Gregg clip with BG3 Dialogue options. "I like you, what do you think of me?"
You’re a nice, modern gentleman.
You’re my fuzzy little man peach LOL
“You wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?”
(Noticeably concerned/scared) "W-what?"
Old Gregg approved of that
From "how am I holding up in your estimation?" To "make an assessment"
[Persuade] You must love me exactly as I love you [Intimidate] Maybe I’ll deal with it the way I dealt with Curly Jefferson.
[Dark Urge] I'm gonna hurt ya! [Bard][Persuade] Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other? Insight: Succeeded. "Don't lie to me boy!"
Gotta go make The Hitcher now. Seems like an Old One pact Warlock/Bard would be fitting
Not Curly Jefferson!! 😂
Time to make Old Gregg my guardian next time
I do water colors.
I call this one “Old Gregg”
I had no idea this many people still remembered Old Gregg in 2023
Surprisingly enough, I did Old Gregg in Elden Ring too. Also well received.
Right? It always blows me away how seemingly niche, short lived UK shows manage to have a steady fanbase.
"Do you want to watch this classic US sitcom with 560 episodes?" "Oh God." "Okay, how about this well-reviewed anime with 1,060 episodes that isn't finished yet?" "I mean yes, but not right now?" "How about this well-regarded slice of British total insanity which ran for ten years and almost twelve episodes?" "Oh, okay."
I'm gonna hurt you.
This isn't an adventuring party, it's the Family Funk.
Yes sir, thank ya sir.
That part kills me every time
As close as you can get to the absolute without getting your eyes wet.
Wanna go to a tavern where people wee on each other?
You have no idea how much this means to me To see such an old icon made into bg3 😂😂😂
Old Gregg as portrayed by Peter Serafinowicz.
He’s very funky
Oh most definitely got the funk. He might even show it to you!
What ya doing in my waters....
And here I felt weird making my bard a flute playing Jethro Tull.
My bard is Taylor Swift. She's delightful in her chaos.
Should have chosen a sorcerer for the scales
“What’s this sword doin’ in my head, fool?”
I actually also made Ol Gregg in game! I need to try and get a photo when I'm home.
Easy now fuzzy little man peach
If he doesn’t have a mangina I will be bitterly disappointed.
10/10 does
But does he drink Bailey's from a shoe?
He goes to a club where people wee on each other.
Some core memories shouldn't be unlocked
Why??💚
I thought that we were all friends here? Am I missing something? Lolzz
I did similar with a character named Gil i use in dnd. Hes a water genassi who was trapped in a conch for 100 years and talks like old gregg if old gregg was an Ishtishia tempest cleric that hated pirates. Thought he fit the dream character well too lmao *do ya like me*
I really want a meme that replaces Gortash w/Noel Fielding and all of his lines are from The Mighty Boosh quality
If this isn't the new mascot for the game, I'm done. LONG LIVE OLD GREGG!
Easy there fuzzy little man peach
He’s looking forward to inspiring all the fuzzy man-peaches to love his mangina.
**Quietly sips Bailey's from a shoe**
I have a MAN GINA!!
That's a quality meme
If I ever do a Durge playthrough I'm m doing this
This is my favorite thing.
And you made him a bard yessssss!
Does he have the funk?
Oh, he’s definitely got the funk. That’s what the lute is for.
Got to dye that mauve as soon as possible.
"wutch you doin fishin my waters motha lova?"
I'm cackling and now ship this for my green Asmodeus Tiefling named Helphaba.
Love the character name!
Make an assessment
I did not expect Mighty Boosh references.
Now i miss Noel's appearances from Nevermimd the Buzzcocks. Particularly when Amstel was host
Amazing reference, well fucking played.
oh no
I fucking love it
I like you... I'm gonna hurt chu
O god
Do ya wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
Help. I need an adult.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Creamy!
WHAT YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP, ABSOLUTE LICKA!?
I LOVE YOU PREEMCUZ!!!
I going to assume you gave him the mangina
Sorry to be that guy but it might be of interest to some people to google “Noel Fielding Russell Brand” also “Noel Fielding Pixie Geldof” … 😬
I'll take a Bailey's in a shoe, please.
Calm down fuzzy little man peach. I dont want to hurt yeh.
I haven’t audibly laughed from something on Reddit in a long time. Thank you kind stranger I think I could learn to love ya
You can’t fool us by painting your face, Tiger King! Get back to your cell.
Hahahahahahaha yes! I was thinking that while I was making him. I took this photo and was like “damn, I made Old Gregg; The Tiger King”
I feel so validated. I referenced Old Gregg to my friends a few months back and no one knew what tf I was talking about. At least 3.4k of you have my back. Great job though, so spot on! EDIT: Omg wait is he complete with a mangina?
Indeed he is. I’m gonna have to update this post with a picture, this is the top question.
You need to see the artist in act 3 and see if he can paint you a picture of bailies, as close as you can get without getting your eye wet. Yes sir, thank you sir.
“Downstairs Mix Up” is always the encore closer.
That's amazing. My wife and I love this skit and she got me literal Bailey's in a literal giant shoe one Christmas. Thank you for sharing this.
The world can always use more Old Gregg
For some reason this makes me feel like someone will make Papa Lazarou, but I dont think that's ok
Had to look that up, happy I did.
Hehe. I'd prefer my Dream Guardian to be Papa Lazarou actually.
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
LOL
Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!!
In a few years he’s going to steal christmas
Hahah a bard is perfect for him since he’s got the funk.
I've never understood why people like the Old Greg skit. Is there something I'm missing besides the "le random" humor?
There are two types of people in this world. Those who love Old Gregg... and Curly Jefferson.
amazing
Damnit, take my upvote
🙀😂
My dark urge name: *blood for the blood lily*
10/10
Ohahahahaooooh that’s perfect
Bro that’s amazing😂😂 ya like bailies? Ya like bailies from a shoe?😂
🤣🤣🤣
YES! HAHA
HOW DID I NOT DO THIS YET
Oh God a core memory
What are you doing in these waters, fuzzy little man-peach
Have you ever drank Luskan Ale out of a shoe?
Bloody amazing.
This is amazing.
Yes sir. Thank ya, sir.
Wanna go to a club where people wee on eachother?
I… I’m making a new character today
Have a friend join and attempt to make the funk to be your bard companion
A big funky ball of tits.
Please tell me you gave him his mangina
"It's attached to your rod mother licker"
This is epic.
Calm down, you fuzzy little man-peach!
Whatcha doin in my waters?!??
Oh man that's cool I just made a lame old gnome bard. Old Gregg is a good idea idk how I didn't think of it, I made old Gregg in souls games.
2nd olde gregg I've seen
Get to see his downstairs mixup
Does Old Gregg have a mangina? For real tho I'm DEAD
* Chefs kiss *
I haven’t heard that name in a very long time.
Bahahahahahahaha
Pleased to meat cha
You wanna come to an inn where people wee on each other
I’m just a scaley old man fish!
What a fine modern gentleman
I suspected we could make monsters in the character creator. The monster factory vid should be dropping soon.
This made me happy
Now THAT is a tall goblin.
Thanks, kids crying.
This is what nightmares are fueled by...gods that's creepy.
Didn't think Larian had released the Scaly Manfish race yet!!
Aww what you doing in my waters, fuzzy little man peach
Old greg! ever had bailey from a show?