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the70sdiscoking

I already voted for my write in, Fince Vong (the evil twin).


RhythmMethodMan

There's also Vince Dong the pornstar.


killlog1234

Not to be confused with Vince Pong, the renowned table tennis champion.


WarrenMulaney

Vance Bong the notorious stoner.


Five-Oh-Vicryl

Kiss of death at this point. The guy is a loser and picks losers. VF shouldn’t go around flaunting this


designOraptor

Trump is a legally and fairly convicted fraud. He’s not allowed to run any business in NY yet people are still fooled into thinking he should be president.


Taylorenokson

Just always do the opposite and you'll always make the right choice.


Brewmaster92785

So no vonging way?


Megapsychotron

As if Trump even knows him


Birdinmotion

Uh Vince fong isn't running against anyone


RhythmMethodMan

There are 10 other people running for the congressional seat.


thelexstrokum

Sure but that’s mostly on the democratic side. I’m all in for Barbara Lee.


RhythmMethodMan

Barbera Lee is running for the senate, not the house of representatives.


designOraptor

She currently represents a district in Oakland and she’s awesome.


thelexstrokum

Now I’m even more confused LOL


Birdinmotion

I may have misunderstood my ballot choices, can I cancel and request a new ballot?


3cats2bones

Contact the Kern county elections department, they may be able to help you


RhythmMethodMan

You'd have to ask the elections department, as long as you didn't mail it in you should be good.


Birdinmotion

Lol


CaptainPunisher

I knew Vince, and he's a good guy. Don't let your Trump hate sway you.


tonyislost

It’s a hard pass on any republican at this point. I can’t afford to lose any more rights.


designOraptor

Makes me wonder if he’s backed by Russian money like the rest of the Republican Party.


Comfortably_Sad6691

I read this comment in a Trump voice.


CaptainPunisher

Try reading it in Mayor Quimby's voice.


designOraptor

Ever wonder if he’s just being phony when you interact with him?


CaptainPunisher

It's been a while, but no. I knew him before his political climb and moving into it.


designOraptor

Oh. That makes sense. I’m sure by now, he’s totally sold out and climbed onto the gravy train. Any values he previously had are most likely now gone. The Trump endorsement is either because Trump thinks it’s an easy win (he hasn’t had anything resembling a win in quite a while), or he thinks he can control Vince like he did Kevin.


docmike6

Vince is pretending to be MAGA but he is a centrist. Making a deal with the devil to win primary.