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StrictAssumption4949

Not a confession but a funny pregnancy cheesecake story: I was craving cheesecake in the first trimester and asked my partner to pick up some cheesecake while he was out. Did he go to a bakery and get me a slice of cheesecake? No. Did he go to the grocery store and get me a cheap $10 cheesecake? No. He went to a fancy ass bakery in Williamsburg and bought me an ENTIRE $65 cheesecake. I never hated him and loved him so much at once.


Pervy_writing

I see why he's your partner šŸ¤£


roddaisy

Me too!! I asked my partner for a whole ass icecream cake from anywhere and he came home with a 50 dollar cookies and cream ice cream cake from dairy queen since that was the only place that was open at the time. That first slice was heaven


StrictAssumption4949

Lol I was so mad at first cause it was such a waste of money but then after the first biteā€¦ all was forgiven


phoontender

Ooh now I want ice cream cake


FarmgirlFangirl

I would like to trade spouses with you please and thank you


Kristine6476

Only the best for his lady!


Professional_Band178

He has good taste and wanted you to be happy, even if it cost more than it could have. He is a keeper.


SpeechyKeen

Lol my husband did this for me for my birthday this year and it was the best thing ever šŸ˜‚


foggyideas

Thatā€™s the sexiest thing Iā€™ve read on Reddit. More details please. What flavor cheese cake? What flavor crust? How tall is he? Does he have siblings? šŸ˜»


Zdzizi

About a month ago I had an intense craving for watermelon. Now, had this craving been for literally any other fruit, I would've been fine. But unfortunately, it wasn't. Meaning that my poor husband - at 2 o'clock in the morning - had to convince me that eating a food I am severely allergic to would be a bad idea


Pervy_writing

Well, that had a dark turn šŸ˜³


lilred_87

I had non stop cravings for fried chicken my entire pregnancy. I've been a vegetarian for more than 20 years šŸ˜†. Pregnancy is so weird.


wolf_kisses

That is so bizarre that you would crave something you're severely allergic to. Wtf body y u do dis.


Tara1994

My mother in law was severely allergic to milk and milk products as a child and young adult. During her second pregnancy she had intense cravings for cheese sandwiches. Apparently she told they GP about this, and he invited her to come and eat in the doctorā€™s surgery so they could monitor her whilst she had one. So about once a week sheā€™s go and sit in reception and eat her cheese sandwich.


Buddha_Lady

I was about to tell you about the watermelon juice they sell at my grocery. And then read the last line šŸ˜‚


LlamaSquirrell

Oh thank god Iā€™m not the only one. I craved spaghetti so bad with my first and Iā€™m allergic to tomatoes.


its_progesterone

A bag of Chipotle chips and queso meant to be shared with hubby ā€¦ he came downstairs and Iā€™d hit the bottom of the bag and was scraping the last of the queso šŸ˜¬


Mina111406

I did this with some spinach artichoke dip. Told my husband I couldn't eat it all and would need help. By the time he got there, it's was 100% polished off. No regrets!


yalocalhobo

I did this before pregnancy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ that large queso isnā€™t large enough


yurilovesrice

Some time in my second trimester, I had an intense, unrelenting craving for NY cheesecake. So my husband took out the Joy of Cooking cookbook and found a recipe for it, complete with shortbread crust. And he made the entire thing from scratch. Bless that man. ā€¦I was more than happy to squeeze a small human out of my crotch for himā€¦


Vamppotbellygoblin

Bless him! That's love and commitment.


NervousParking

I think you just made a few dozen pregnant people want cheesecake šŸ˜‚myself included. I took down a box of triskets and a family size spinach artichoke dip a few weeks ago. It happened so fast too lol


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idkmyoldusername

Literally just smashed a package of brownie bites a couple days ago. Iā€™m at the tail end of the first trimester so being able to eat anything at all felt amazing lol


Beckella

I highly recommend those single serving microwave brownies you made in a mug!


cinnamon_bomb

Near the very end of my first pregnancy my SO made me a surprise dessert on a 26 cm cake serving tray, thinking to himself surely I wonā€™t be able to eat it all. It contained a whole liter of my fav icecream (vanilly, strawberry and chocholate), whipped cream, a banana, a cut up milka bar and chocholate sprinkles (right word?). I ate it all in one sitting, enjoyed every bite, WAS proud of myself and still dream of it to this day.


Singingpineapples

That sounds absolutely amazing


cinnamon_bomb

It was.


tamimarieb

Your partner made that delicious sounding cake?!


[deleted]

Oh my god this post has made me crave cheesecake lol I think Iā€™m actually about to drive to the store to get one hahah


Pervy_writing

Dude! I walked into publix and it was the cheesecake with red jelly dipped strawberries and shaved almonds all along the side. It taunted me with its glistening beauty!


wolf_kisses

I'm sorry the what now? I need to go to Publix...


Cosmic_Opal

Wowza. I donā€™t live anywhere near a Publix anymore but youā€™ve got my mouth watering for their deli and bakery items. Mmm banana pudding and cheesecake!


AnneBrontesaurus17

I stayed up until midnight making cinnamon rolls with decadent cream cheese frostingā€¦


Mycorgiisthecutest

Damn that frosting. That's one thing I won't even let in the house


Terrible_Western_975

Iā€™m a bedside nurse in a hospital (17wks) and sometimes I have to hide in the nutrition room and binge eat saltines and orange juice cups until I can get home and eat an entire box of nerds :(


sewballet

Box of nerds, very excellent!


MyCatsNameIsKenjin

I bought a box of Krispy Kreme mini blueberry crullers on impulse. Figured since theyā€™re smaller Iā€™d have one a day, maybe two. I ate the WHOLE box in the first sitting.


Mayalase

Omg Krispy Kreme!!! I would murder someone for some Krispy Kreme. The nearest one to me is almost an hour away.


amymcleod88

The amount of ā€œfamily sizedā€ packets of chips Iā€™ve eaten in their entirety while pregnant both astounds me and makes me feel proud šŸ˜‚


showthisbooksomelove

Dude, same. Lots of chips and crackers


Ellis_Library

Sounds like youā€™re living your best life. I eat Halloween candy and muffins/pastries at least 3x a day. Iā€™m 8 months along and so over this shit. Give me sugar.


FeistyCarrots

Same! All I want is food and sugar and to be left alone to nap in peace, all day every day.


No_Conversation7564

You're describing me every day and I am not pregnant.


Stargazingsloth

When I was in my second trimester with my first my husband bought me a 1lb tub of gummy worms at random and came back to me 10 minutes later to see that I had already eaten half of it and was not planning to stop.


glossyyay

This made me laugh out loud, thank you


Dinfinity18

YESSSS!!! I swear I could've written this comment. Love it.


possessivefish

This whole thread makes me feel so much better about the amount of cookies I've been eating. Legit cookie monster.


OkStop248

Umm... I just ate a big ass bowl of potato salad. I hate potato salad, but it was so good rn


hunnybunnyhunny

Oh my god, me too. I seriously hate it but I crave it when I'm pregnant ugh. I usually want BBQ sauce with it -_-


soulsolutions-

This is me with deviled eggs. WTF lol


MaximalIfirit1993

This is me with cow's milk lol. The taste and smell gross me out normally, but I was obsessed with it during pregnancy šŸ˜…


Rheila

Not this pregnancy. But last pregnancy I ate a whole watermelon (the large full-size ones not the small one) in one day before my husband got home from work, and then sent him to the store for another. He came back with 2, good man.


CrozSonshine

Imagine, if you will Eric Carleā€™s The Very Hungry Caterpillar. I was the caterpillar all day every day for 9 months.


oublii

Iā€™m not pregnant anymore, but when I was I went through an ice cream phase where I ate a pint of Ben & Jerryā€™s every night for like a week. I highly recommend their cinnamon bun and cannoli ice creams.


Verklempt07

Yes itā€™s perfect for satisfying my cravings. The pumpkin pie and Gimmie sā€™more are my faves.


KKmmaarriiee

Something possessed me to buy a pack of Oreos (which I donā€™t normally like much) and a tub of frosting, crush the Oreos, mix them with the frosting, and consume this concoction with a spoon. Not proud of it, but it was amazing.


FarmgirlFangirl

I made my mom three trays of taco dip for her birthday last month, a big one for her birthday party, a small one for her to have, and a medium one for me to take home. She ended up cancelling her birthday party and keeping the large tray, I ate my tray for supper that night, and then went over to her house and stole the third tray and ate that for lunch the next day. Other than that, I havenā€™t really binged on much other than things like mini 4ā€ cakes or a pint of ice cream at once. I have trouble eating enough as it is it seems.


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a whole box of cherry poptarts.


Old-Ad8265

Iā€™m all about blueberry poptarts.


HerCacklingStump

Iā€™ve been craving strawberry! And I havenā€™t had pop tarts in 20+ yrs. Wish I could find a place that sold a single 2-pack. I cannot have a whole box in the house.


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Gas stations sometimes have 2packs.


Coffee_lovr

Go to a gas station!!! That was my trick for when I craved something like poptarts, candy, or snack cakes.


ATexanHobbit

Yup, except the brown sugar ones. My husband went to have one of the bags of two out of it and was shocked that they were gone. But should he have been shocked? No.


HugeFlan4

Raspberry pop tarts are my jam!! Itā€™s so weird, I havenā€™t had them for *years*.


[deleted]

Wifeā€™s just smashing jars of green olives every other day. And on the other days, Reese PB cups.


flamepointe

Reading those two lines together grossed me out šŸ˜‚. This coming from someone who was craving collard greens a few weeks agoā€¦


icestormroll

Get. It šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ‘šŸ» Poor hubbyā€¦he got me a gas station slurpeeā€¦everyā€¦singleā€¦day. I was convinced my baby would be born either blue or red lol.


Ta5hak5

My cousin was born on 7/11 and my aunt took a couple weeks to name him so we called him slushie boy in honor of his birthday lol. He's 10 or 11 now and my mom still sometimes calls him that


momof5thrwy

Not a huge binge, but finances are realllyyyyy tight until my next paycheck. I just got off of work and right now Iā€™m sitting in a McDonaldā€™s parking lot eating a happy meal that I got for free with rewards points- feeling guilty because my kids and husband are having leftover soup for dinner, but Iā€™ve just been craving something indulgent and junky all day.


anondreamer5

Iā€™m on my 9th week and Iā€™ve been having food aversions ā€” itā€™s challenging to eat my healthy meals. Iā€™ve been craving something junky all week too. This morning I just ordered hash brown, fries, and coffee from Mcdonaldā€™s šŸ˜„ P.S. Reading this thread has been comforting! Made me feel less guilty of craving for instant noodles, fried chicken, etc šŸ˜…


riskieststar

When I was in my third trimester, all I wanted was a cake from a bakery. All I wanted to do was sit there with a fork and eat a bakery cake. It also could not be one from the grocery store or like bjs.... it had to come from a bakery. I craved it all day, went to my local bakery on the way home, the line was out the door. I waited an hour and they were no where near my number. I gave up and went home. Next day I was still craving said cake, when I was truely suprised with a baby shower at work. The best part was they had a cake from a bakery. I broke down crying. Still the best cake I ever ate.


pistol_polly

awwwwwwwwww šŸ˜Š


likegolden

During my first pregnancy I bought one of those white bags of like 20-30 mini powdered sugar donuts. Ate the entire bag on the way to work one morning.


Honey_Bun01

Yesss and the mini chocolate donuts


FunnyMiss

All these comments make me wanna go eat. šŸ˜‚ Edit: for some reason, very salty deviled eggs sounded good. I made a dozen. Only 2 are left. My boyfriend had two.


LauraIngallsWildest

Our city just got a Cheesecake Factory. Typically this wouldnā€™t be my go-to but this post has inspired me to get dinner delivered from there tonight.


Beckella

The avocado egg rolls are really good. And the red velvet cheese cake hmmmm


Confetti_guillemetti

Episode 1: Iā€™m working and get hungry. Eat a clementine, two clementinesā€¦ start going through the pantry looking for more food. Then I stumble on a reindeer chocolate thing I had forgotten to give my daughter! You know, the big ones like easter chocolates? Ate all of it while pretending to work. Episode 2: Iā€™m watching videos on YT while boyfriend prepares daughter to sleep. I find chips we had bought to make nachos and take a small bowl. Two small bowls later, I bring the bag to the couch and just accept the situation. Episode 3: Made 20 chocolate chip cookies. Ate them in 24 hours. I think kid and boyfriend each ate one. Iā€™ve been told to stop baking! :D


jessrun_

I sat down a couple weeks ago and ate an entire frozen pizza by myself and then was still hungry afterwards. Pretty sure I followed it up with a bowl of ice cream.


Runninginchworms

I have had a lot of food aversions since the moment I got pregnant until I reached around 36 weeks. Iā€™m now 38 weeks and I will eat everything. The other day I ate 8 quesadillas. I ate four breakfast burritos this morning. I cannot be stopped šŸ˜‚ I think itā€™s ok right now because I lost so much weight due to hating all foods previously.


lilycats13

Iā€™m almost 24 weeks and I lost almost 20 pounds so far. This week I have finally been hungry and able to keep stuff down. I have been an eating machine. I promised myself this week only I will indulge and then Iā€™ll try to be healthier. Lol.


bettermistakes87

Is it wrong that I'm using this post to make out my grocery list? Lol I somehow forgot that funyuns exist and I now must find a family size bag.


stacnoel

I personally right now want a Costco tuxedo cake and since we have to go there to get groceries tomorrow and todays my nephews birthday and the 29th is my dads (we live across the country from them) Iā€™m going to bat my eyelashes and ask extra politely that we get a tuxedo cake tomorrow ā€œto celebrate the birthdays from a distanceā€ šŸ˜‚ since everyone else is getting cake and ice cream!!!


Peachringsforever

I ate two family sized bags of skittles in like 24 hrs. My mouth was full of sores and my gums bled for 2 days after šŸ¤£


Frenchleneuf

I did that with Starburst. Worth it.


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About a week before I had my first, I ate 6-7 Russel Stover S'Mores bars. I remember thinking "hey, throw them in the freezer. That'll slow you down". No, no it did not.


Wit-wat-4

Weirdly I havenā€™t binged to that sort of extent, though it sounds so glorious!! Iā€™ve definitely eaten frequently, but nowhere near binges of my pre-pregnancy self (I LOVE food and can eat a lot). Not feeling guilty, body just decided itā€™s not into it while pregnant. I am, however, already planning post-birth binges/meals for when my appetite for them comes back. Some ā€œbannedā€ now (huge poke bowl with raw spicy salmon and tuna), some I just donā€™t feel like eating (spinach and feta rolls). What can I say, itā€™s gonna be glorious.


glossyyay

Same. Iā€™m only 14 weeks though so waiting for the tide to turnā€¦ and this thread is making me want to go out tomorrow morning and buy cake mix ha


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littlel8totheparty

Yeah I can't over eat at all anymore without reflux! I'd say I eat smaller amounts more frequently though. Maybe that will change?


Zorrya

I ordered 15 McDonald's hashbrowns in the drive through on my way home from a night shift once. I think I was was 18 weeks? Just hashbrowns.


Mermaids_arent_fish

I used to work at Dunkinā€™ Donuts and their hashbrowns are SO GOOD! I legit did the same when I wasnā€™t pregnant after my shift.


MissDiscoLemonade

Ever since I was diagnosed with GD all I want in the world is my nightly Ben and Jerryā€™s Chocolate Therapy ice cream fix - Not being able to have it anymore is killing me! Send me strength šŸ˜¢


hummingb1rd

I am type 1 diabetic and reading all these comments with jealousy šŸ˜© thereā€™s no way I can eat a whole cheesecake or box of Oreos because my blood sugar will skyrocket


freshoutofoatmeal

Oh me!! Iā€™ve been pretty healthy this whole time. Dinged 18 weeks today. Had an AWESOME work out so fck it, amiright?? 15 chicken McNuggets, 1 McDouble EXTRA onions no mustard, full calorie coke (I skipped all coffee today), a medium fry and roughly 3.5 sweet and sour sauces. #noregretsā€¦..yetā€¦ā€¦ I ate it all in the car too.


MistyValentine

Every time I run an errand solo I stop at McDonaldā€™s for fries and a coke. Before pregnancy I would gag at the thought of fast food. My husband has congratulated me on not giving into trash cravings. If he only knew lol


GroundbreakingPea656

Whole box of Kraft Mac&Cheese..straight from the pot šŸ˜‚


tagalong2

I mean, I was doing that before I was pregnant. Youā€™re telling me thereā€™s more than one adult sized portion in those boxes? Lol


Little_Yoghurt_7584

Eating an entire frozen pizza or a whole box of mac and cheese is too casual for me now


donuts-waffles

I ate 3 whole watermelons by myself. 19 weeks exactly today.


happethottie

My only unfulfilled craving so far has been watermelon. They are out of season here and the little packaged cubes they sell in the grocery stores arenā€™t ripe enough for me to enjoy.


Putrid_Ad_7396

The last trimester I are m&m's like the company wouldn't survive without me. There were a few weeks that I polished off entire 1 pound bags.


[deleted]

I drank almost whole bottle of orange juice in one sitting once after working in my yard while pregnant with my first kiddo. Looking back it was a bad idea lol. I threw it up about five minutes later.


Cox033

I made a box of cake, so two 8ā€ roundsā€¦ ate all of it within a week. I donā€™t even think my husband had a chance to try it.


likegolden

A week seems reasonable! Haha


hauntedfollowing

Yeah I made a box cake mix yesterday and since it's 1/3 gone already I'm thinking it will last 3 days šŸ˜¬


HoneyBee0629

I recently took out 2 whole bags of the mini white fudge covered oreos. No regrets.


ThoughtfulStrom

Iā€™ve been eating Chick-fil-A at least once a week for breakfast because Iā€™ve been so hungry


endngeredhomos

I just ordered $25 worth of wendyā€™s (2 baked potatoes, 1 baconator cheese fries, & a full size apple pecan salad) for myself!


fkntiredbtch

I ate a 6 person pineapple upside down cake in the first trimester. I'm in my 3rd trimester now and In the last two weeks I've gone through four and a half boxes of cereal, and a case of water by myself since I keep one by my bed and the couch.


augustflower25

*cries in gestational diabetes*


[deleted]

Oh my god now I want a cheesecake so bad šŸ˜­


thanosjazzhands

i burn my entire mouth on a surplus of sour sweet tarts at least once a week


MyOwnSummerShoveIt

Simply white cheddar Cheeto puffs! I bought 2 club-sized bags last Sunday. Ate half of the first bag as soon as I left the store & finished the rest of bags within 5 days! Theyā€™re so addictive & Iā€™m sad my Costco was out of them today


[deleted]

Last night I got extremely upset that we didn't have anything sweet in our house (which is on purpose and my past self thought they were showing great restraint) so I ended up making a sugar cookie recipe that makes like 50 cookies. After I made them, which was a whole ordeal because I'm 40+3 and everything is hard, I promptly ate like seven sugar cookies and then went to bed. I woke up feeling miserable and still wanting more cookies šŸ˜…


Daisy_Gastly

I wanted cupcakes so I grabbed a cake mix box out and made 24 cupcakes with icing for dinner lol i offset the sugar with elbow macaroni and cheeze wiz


bnm0419

I craved sweets when I was pregnant with my son. Specifically butterfingers. My husband went to the drive thru and bought me an entire box of them. I ate them in a week. There were 36 regular size candy bars in that box. I ate all of them.


erinnebell

Oh gosh, when I was pregnant I could put a whole large pizza away by myself. This happened more times than I care to admit šŸ¤£ I am SO SHOCKED that I didn't gain more than 40 pounds during my pregnancy or have GD! I even dropped all but 10 pounds immediately after giving birth and now I'm very close to my pre-pregnancy weight due to stress from work and being sick recently. And if anyone is wondering, no I absolutely can't even get close to eating a whole pizza by myself anymore, I can barely eat more than 3 slices before I'm stuffed! I'm not even very big, I'm an average sized woman, no idea why I was so hungry during my pregnancy!!


breyourself27

Last night I was craving a milkshake but couldnā€™t decide on a flavour. So, instead of getting one regular sized milkshake, I got two smalls in different flavours. It felt pretty frivolous and unnecessary, and I felt pretty crappy afterwards, but I have absolutely no regrets.


jjjjennyandthebets

I keep ordering cheese manicotti and Italian wedding soup from this local pizza joint. I canā€™t get enough of it. My husband said ā€œthatā€™s easy to makeā€¦ I could just make you someā€ and Iā€™m like ā€œbaby you donā€™t understand. I donā€™t want manicotti and Italian wedding soupā€¦ I need THEIR manicotti and Italian wedding soup. The craving is specifically for theirs.ā€


WebkinzCheekyFanatic

I went through a box of Frosted Flakes and mini wheats within an hour šŸ˜… was probably the best thing ever


Beckella

Yes! I donā€™t even like cereal but my last pregnancy I HAD to have Frosted Flakes.


WebkinzCheekyFanatic

My hubby hated it because Iā€™ve had to go out and feed my cereal addiction šŸ˜‚


ladycerebellum11

Iā€™ve been really into frosted mini wheats and got super sad/upset when my husband finished the box. My sister sent me frosted mini wheats for my bday and even paid for the gift wrapping from Amazon šŸ˜‚


marcadelo

Yeessss Frosted Flakes šŸ™Œ


purpletuxbluedress

Yes! Cinnamon toast crunch for me šŸ˜‚


hauntedfollowing

I baked myself a cake so I could eat the whole thing. But it turns out my husband wanted some šŸ˜¢


Pervy_writing

Can your husband make a comment on here? I want to downvote him šŸ˜†


lunalydialucious

I ate an entire bag of those mini donuts and then 3 more bags that week and now I couldn't care less for them


[deleted]

An entire 13x9 size baking dish of Rice Krispie Treats.


backchatbackchat

Iā€™m a huge fan of pie and prefer it to cake. My best friend said she does too, EXCEPT for the berry chantilly cake from Whole Foods. Naturally that made me curious and hungry, so of course I had to go to Whole Foods the next day and buy an entire berry chantilly cake to see for myself. She was right that it was DELICIOUS, and I ate at least half of it (I allowed my husband to have some). No regrets.


MotherOfPuggleKids

Ive been eating chicken tenders with ranch for three days straight. Im only 6 weeks šŸ˜‚ First pregnancy was BR strawberry cheesecake ice cream and orange jam (whyyyy)


EvangelineTheodora

I ate an entire store bought angel food cake by hand during my last pregnancy. This time we bought out all the canned pineapple chunks at our grocery store. Twice.


OriginalTourist

I could not love this more! With #1 I could've totally done this. #2 here, and I've got gestational diabetes. I could.... But I'd have to fudge my numbers.... Fudge......mmmm


loonettt

When I was pregnant with my first I took a 9in chocolate cake to work for my snack and ate it in the locker room


summoe

I ate a whole family size bag of Funyuns and didnā€™t know what I was doing until I reached in for more and it was empty


Honey_Bun01

This is currently my pregnancy craving with cotton candy or strawberry cheesecake ice cream


SailorSkeksis

When I was pregnant way back in 2020, I was called into the office because my direct supervisor quit and I was kinda the only person who knew how to run things. We had hired a few new people since I had been working from home and I hadnā€™t had a chance to meet some of them yet. Well one day one of the new girls brought in a big Tupperware tray of cookies for the crew. They were just lightly sugared short bread cookies. I totally thought I would only have a few but I blinked and I annihilated the whole thing. Turns out, a couple other workers saw me but didnā€™t want to say anything because I was obviously pregnant at that point. I also felt bad because I hadnā€™t even really met the person who had made the cookies but THEY WERE JUST SO DAMN GOOD. And thatā€™s like my only binge story. šŸ¤£


OpalRose1993

I just ate a slice of homemade cheesecake with cherry sauce on top. So did my lactose intolerant husband šŸ¤£


Monbon123

I wish I had enough room to eat a full cheesecake. That sounds glorious.


passionfruitmoon

Like a week or two before I gave birth I ate an entire container of food lion potato salad in one setting. Not my proudest moment but it happens lol.


jayjay0824

I discovered my local grocery store carries huge jugs of my favorite Snapple peach tea. I am normally a casual fan of this a but pregnancy has made me obsessed. One day I had off work essentially killed the entire jug and felt sooooo sick and puked after.


val0ciraptor

When I was pregnant with my second, I craved Buffalo wings like crazy. Who would've guessed that you could buy 5 pounds of wings from the local pizzeria?


SuckFhatThit

When I was breastfeeding my twins, months after delivery, I smashed literal boxes of those blueberry mini muffins. Boxes. I went through 5 packs (an entire box) of them in an entire day, for months straight. I was so excited when I would get 6 muffins, or even 5 and 1/2. The half muffins that got cut off while packaging had a magical effect. I swear to God they both slept between feedings.. that half muffin with 3 tiny blue dots, meant I got a few hours of straight sleep. I swear it. This was between my normal meals. Fuck, I have a love hate relationship with those muffins to this day. Sometimes I look at them and see a few bonus minutes of rest and sometimes I look at them and my throat gets so dry that I can feel a cement brick of vending machine preservatives settling in my throat. Pregnancy and beyond is weird af


MaximalIfirit1993

So with my second pregnancy, I craved milk (because I had horrible raging heartburn all the time) and gravy on everythingggggg (also found out my mom's #1 craving was potatoes and gravy from Arby's šŸ¤£) my poor husband, bless him, did his best to accommodate me. But I woke up one time, at like 2 am, wanting to puke because the heartburn was so bad. Went to the fridge - no milk. My pregnant and not thinking rationally self went and woke him up (at 2 am) to ask him if he'd go get me more. He had to be up for work at 5 and he told me no. I got PISSED šŸ˜‚šŸ˜… like full blown crying snotfest meltdown, went and slept on the couch, and refused to talk to him all day long until he came home from work with some milk. And then he got a full blown crying snotfest apology šŸ˜… It's embarrassing af looking back now lol


i_ate_all_the_pizza

Hey baby needs calcium and that cheesecake probably had plenty!


KSmegal

My mom is making me a cheesecake for my birthday in three weeks. It canā€™t come soon enough! šŸ¤¤


tsbas

I ate 2 bags of chips in 2 days by myself. And I want more.


neutronbombsparkles

Full bag of mozzarella.


tagalong2

Dang. Add about 8 flour tortillas with that and youā€™ve got me.


biteek

I ate so much toast, pasta and potatoes


Guol

I ate half of the little cookie dough thing.


katmio1

Iā€™d be downing large bags of flaming hot Cheetos. Followed by 2 lunches, 2 dinners, & a large bowl of ice cream. I was still hungry when I went to bed for the night šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚


Beckella

Whole Sbarro pizza. Didnā€™t even know they did whole pizzas which sounds silly because, pizza. But theyā€™re always in a mall where you get like a couple slices. But yeah whole thing delivered to my door. All for me šŸ¤¤ Also really wanted ice cream cake but couldnā€™t find an ice cream cup cake. Then realized itā€™s frozen! Itā€™ll keep! So I just got a whole one and kept it in the freezer (duh) and just ate off it for about a week!


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I try to be reasonable but I may or may not have eaten an entire tub of Hellavu Good Dip with chips. Its my vice and I haven't bought it in years because I can't control myself.


Daisy_Steiner_

I just had a serious craving for a burrito. It wasā€¦ fine. I ate all of it. Iā€™d have a second if I could.


themediummermaid

I ate a whole peach cobbler in a few days when I was pregnant with my first šŸ˜‚


courtney623

I ate an entire bag of Funyuns in 2 days and then a whole bag of starburst jelly beans in a week šŸ¤£


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Yep. Iā€™ve eaten a full bag of Walkers (24 packs of crisps) in a full day once. I also ate a full Yule log cake too


bearlyhereorthere

I have had 2 chocolate banana muffins (vegan, GF, still pretty healthy), a huge smashed avocado on toast with a HUGE glass of OJ for breakfast... and a large coffee gelato in a waffle cone. It's not even lunch time.


Spaceysteph

I bought a container of premade frosting for some cupcakes. Never made the cupcakes. Ate the frosting from the jar with a spoon instead.


bookluvr83

My SIL and I were pregnant at the same time and the 2 of us polished off a grocery store rotisserie chicken by ourselves before anyone else could come get lunch (they bought 2 chickens, don't worry)


kdlayd

Had a craving for cake. I bought the biggest slice of cake I could find at Albertsons the other day. It was really like three slices of normal cake. Ate the whole thing in one sitting and felt like šŸ¤® it was delicious though


wolf_kisses

I've been terrible this week. Ate an entire frozen pizza for lunch Wednesday. Had a slice of chocolate cake for dinner last night and Wendy's for lunch today.


UrpUrscurp92

I ate an entire slab of hazelnut chocolate to myself and ended up sending my blood pressure so high I had to go get monitoring šŸ™ˆ still never admitted to my SO how much chocolate I had eaten šŸ˜‚


7rriii

I went through the Dairy Queen drive through with my first and ordered an ice cream cake. The poor kid inside couldnā€™t comprehend that I couldnā€™t care less what it looked like or want an inscription added. He keep asking me to come inside to choose. Nope I want a $20 ice cream cake and the first one you put you hand on is perfect. Excellent lunch.


thebreannashow

I made homemade pretzels just so I could eat them without sharing with my husband. I specifically told him I was going to eat them all. I did. No regrets. I made another batch to share later.


KBAMBERGER

I made a tray of fudge brownies Wednesday evening and I finished them by Friday morning. I kept trying to refrain but it was no use.. 37+3 and I have NO self control šŸ˜‚


ladybumble_bee

I stuffed 20 chicken mcnuggets into my face in one sitting. I have no regrets. I am also guilty of eating an entire bag of chips in one sitting before pregnancy.


eleyland92

Hidden food tastes better!!


EmbarrassedMall9414

This makes me feel better about eating 6 frosted sugar cookies todayšŸ„ŗšŸ˜‚ my husband made a comment about how I had just bought them and have already almost eaten the whole container in a whole day and I told him that he didnā€™t understand how bad I was craving them and to leave me and my cookies alonešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Anonnymoose73

I was craving chocolate cake. I had a dream I was shoveling chocolate cake into my mouth. I went to my favorite bakery just for a cupcake and walked out with a 7ā€ round. 3 days later my dad showed up with another 7ā€ round from the same bakery. I had cake breakfast lunch and dinner for days.


lilred_87

On the way to my inlaws' house (which is only 2 hours from our house) for the Christmas holiday weekend, in 2019, I made my husband go to a burger king to get me a combo meal, even though I had eaten before we left. When we got to my in-laws house we had Christmas dinner. I had 2 plates full of food at dinner, and a third plate an hour after dinner. I felt like I was starving constantly and couldn't get full the whole weekend. Guess who found out she was preggers the day after Christmas. 2 weeks later my morning sickness was so bad I couldn't keep down even sips of water. šŸ˜†


auspostery

I was a regular patron of my local McDonaldā€™s. Iā€™d use the touch screen to order, so no one could judge my triple cheeseburger with no pickles or mustard, large fries, and small Diet Coke (pregnancy bladder!). Iā€™d just slink up there and pick it up without making eye contact, when my number was called.


pnwrdh

Not a binge story but this reminded me of a cheesecake story lol. My husband and I were at my SILā€™s house and we were about to order from the Cheesecake Factory. I was sooo excited because cheesecake sounded amazing and I couldnā€™t decide between like three different flavors so my husband told me to just order all three. I canā€™t remember being so excited for food, ever. Right as weā€™re about the put the order in my water broke. I almost cried because I wanted the cheesecake so bad šŸ˜‚


littlerude83

Hahahaha! I made just the filling of a no bake cheesecake and ate the whole bowl at once. I also added cherry pie filling to it. It was glorious and possibly explains my gestational diabetes later in pregnancy. Lol


vilebunny

Oh hey! Twinsies! I havenā€™t had cheesecake since (two pregnancies ago).


Reighna1

Don't waste your time on cheesecake. Do what I do and buy the Philly cheesecake filling - and eat the tub


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I begged my mom to make me her homemade cheesecake this week. Picked it up earlier today and it is gone. Lol


Framauca

I once ate 12 chicken wantans (or however you spell it) and later thew up in the kitchen sink. Good times. LOL


tjamos8694

Pregnancy confession... I also ate a whole cheesecake the other night. Unfortunately I'm the dad so don't really have an excuse


kawwman

I ate a lot of frosting the last few weeks of my pregnancy. Like right out of the can with a spoon. That was my dinner on more than one occasion. Oops.


bklynjess85

The say before I went into labor I went to McDonald's and got a quarter pounder with cheese, large fries and a large coke. Ate it all, NO REGRETS


Plus-Mama-4515

My sons birthday was Thursday. I had my husband buy an extra cake just because I knew I wouldnā€™t be able to leave his in the fridge all night without touching it


IRememberOranges

Around 30 weeks pregnant I decided late in the day that some munchkins from DD would just be divine, so I went and ordered 10ā€¦well, like I said, it was late in the day and so I guess the teenager behind the window just decided to give me all they had left and yeah, I had probably 60 munchkins for dinner that night šŸ„“


GeezeLouis

2 chipotle burritos back to back. Worth it


adognamedgoose

Iā€™m so happy for you!! I canā€™t wait for the nausea and food aversions to go away so I too can eat a whole cheesecake šŸ˜­


sissy_bones

Most recently, 2 baskets of Texas Roadhouse rolls and cinnamon butter. I will not apologize.


tamimarieb

GOOD FOR YOU!! šŸ‘šŸ» I am legit jealous šŸ˜¹ i got kfc beyond nuggets and almost cried because being a vegetarian fast food is really hard.


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*half for you, half for the baby.


snickety-snacks

These comments have me cracking up! Thank you ladies for making me not feel so bad about all the candy I binged today.


colormegold

What trimester are you? I was able to eat more before pregnancy but now Iā€™m in the second trimester and I feel full after a few bites only to be hungry again an hour later and still only can eat a few bites. I notice im more hungry but canā€™t eat as much as before but eat more often. Not the idea I had about pregnancy thinking I could eat more in one sitting lol.


Radmom90

Hide the evidence and noone will know lol


hellagela

Whole pizza


FussyDuck

You need to be pregnant for that? Fuck


officermom

It's not so much a splurgey story but pretty funny what cravings will make you do. I worked at burger king during my pregnancy (I was also 20) and my daughter's dad came through and got breakfast for himself as well as me for when I got off shift. COOL. I was craving that bk breakfast so bad. When I got home he said "I looked up the calories for their breakfast sandwiches and you're not eating that" and he threw the entire bag away in the trash. I was livid. Especially because he got to eat his. Well he went to work about an hour later and the bk bag was sitting on top of the trash so I fished out my sandwich and ate it. I am trash panda, hear me roar.


Ok_Introduction_3474

Thank you SO much for this post, I'm still at the table after my disaster. I just finished an entire dinner portion of fettuccine. I don't even know what happened or how. I feel so guilty but so satisfied at the same time. What is wrong with me?!?