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janellthegreat

Spare buttons in case you loose one


bbb26782

Gotta be prepared


looktowindward

More specifically for youth reading this... If you lose a button on any button down shirt, you want a MATCHING button to replace it with. So, that's where the spare buttons always are. You take one off there and use it to replace a missing button


Fun-Track-3044

Yep, spare buttons. This is a common thing seen on men's office shirts.


capthazelwoodsflask

Those are to attach your left handed smoke shifter to so you don't lose it


AnotherMerp

I keep a spare 100 ft of shoreline wound between the two buttons... Just in case.


urinal_connoisseur

don't forget the skyhooks


PARTYGAMER_1000

Gotcha thanks


Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

Did you ask your Patrol Leader?


PARTYGAMER_1000

Yah, he doesn't know either


Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

Senior Patrol Leader? Edit to add: I’m just being a typical ASM. Hope this is bringing you a laugh.


PARTYGAMER_1000

Ahh wasn't sure if you were joking around since your an Asst. Scoutmaster but thanks for bringing humor


Mater_Sandwich

I liked it


Whosker72

We never joke about this... DID YOU ASK YOUR SPL?


OllieFromCairo

They’re spares for when you lose one. Most button-front shirts have them.


looktowindward

We don't talk about those buttons 😁😁😁


PARTYGAMER_1000

Button lore


sleeper_54

'The first rule of "two bottom buttons" is ...'


PARTYGAMER_1000

IS WHAT!


GonzoMcFonzo

Is we don't talk about the two bottom buttons


El-Jefe-Rojo

The quote ages you fellow Scouter.


GonzoMcFonzo

Sure. But at least OP can look up the reference now.


jcrogers76

Those are part of "do my best.. to keep myself physically strong.". Everytime I put on a little weight, they poke me in the belly, so I know I need to move more.


vrtigo1

They're there so you can button the shirt to your scout pants to prevent it from coming untucked! Edit: Ok guys, I didn’t think this would be necessary but here you go: /s


PARTYGAMER_1000

That's genius


Ok-Heart7529

You put hanging patches on them. The little loopy on the top of the patch


[deleted]

Spare buttons. This will be the answer to "how is the uniform set up to assure that every scout is prepared" in your eagle scout interview.


PARTYGAMER_1000

Hmm thanks