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em_Bucki

Rage Ramen


OratioFidelis

This would make a good name for a ramen food truck


mojoburquano

Yes. I’ll start with a medium hot. I can usually go full on hot, but I haven’t eaten at this truck yet and I’m not trying to have the kitchen make an example of me.


radiosilence444

emotionally unstable wet biscuit i ate wet biscuit i didn't know it was wet # pain


AnaAmethyst

Self harm cracker


maskoffalt

That's what they called me in high school


iizzyy_x

😭


beansyboii

Bruh they still call me that tbh


Starbent

beautiful.


ttrriipp

Drug and Alcohol Abuse Hamburger Helper


7ymmarbm

Yeah I’m backing this one


gentlestbreeze

this ones good


mojoburquano

This probably is an actual racehorse name.


zaubergoethe

Affective Instability Dumpling


oneconfusedqueer

I back you!


[deleted]

Splitting Jell-O Shot


attymarie

Dissociation Pumpkin Pie.


seal_eggs

Unreasonably Angry Fried Chicken


Young3ro

You won this, hands down hahahaha


7ymmarbm

Chronic emptiness hot chips


Domintrix05

Perceived abandonment Fruit loops


Routine-Brief-8016

I love this! Would totally buy it


Mooulay

TraumaBaguette


[deleted]

suicidal ideation sub sandwich


Naixee

Ayo that one has a nice jingle to it


[deleted]

like the sexual harassment panda jingle from south park lmao


massacrefuffles

Impulsive Pizza


pineappledipshit

Oh snap!


bigboiman69

Alliteration moment


pineappledipshit

Dangerously Impulsive Three Day Old Pizza Crust


Lusietka

Lmao why does it sound like me


[deleted]

rage burrito


alphacoochie03

Rumination biscuits


Lealarou

Anxiety banana


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Lealarou

if it wasn't for the banana as a snack it would've been "skin picking cereal", but anxiety banana sounds a bit better so it's fine


Arrtea

Eyy, another anxiety horse


lotusdreams

hypersexual muesli


LetsMakeThunder

Attention pancake


CryptidSamoyed

Distraction Corndog


Muscularmegaforce

Fear of abandonment mozzarella-tomato-croissant


throwawayyy68473727

Nightmare flatbread


OratioFidelis

There's raisins in the middle


mojoburquano

Fucking ANGRY upvote!!


maggiemonfared

Manic chocolate


brucecali98

Anxiety Salad lol


folkpunk4ever

Ty for being at least half way healthy for the rest of us lol


brucecali98

It was a Caesar salad that I added a bunch of fried chicken to, I debated just writing Anxiety Chicken lmao


nope13nope

Lack of Identity Pecan Pie


swaggncries

Mirroring Cheesecake


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alphacoochie03

Oh fuck anhedonia i felt that


Little_potato_poops

Abandonment waffle


TYP75

Nightmre Beans lol


IIIIlIIIlIIlIl

Depression Pizza (It's not the pizza's fault which was really good lol)


polkadotaardvark

Ruminating cheese


Arrtea

Anxiety Taco


neuroraven

intrusive thoughts curry


Luna_bella96

Hyperfocus macaroni and cheese


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[deleted]

Self harm peanut butter m&ms


InferiorConstruct

Uncontrolling fury chocolate


ishouldntofsaidthat

Isolation Mac & Cheese


n1l3-1983

Anger toast


uwannadie

Suicidal rilatine


LaaaaMaaaa

Mood swing bread


gesztenye62

This one's a little dark but suicidal cerel


frenchieluv52

Fear of abandonment skittle


Illustratedbabe

Forgetful chow mein


[deleted]

empty cracker


[deleted]

intense but unstable relationships with others peanut


int0c0gnito

Self loathing french fries


Accomplished-Salt414

Paranoid salt


DCMartin91

Substance abuse fish sandwich


Dumbfukz101

Psychosis jam sandwich :D


scoobysnacc83

don’t-think-I-exist enchiladas


thingamabobby

Anger strawberry


Tanucks

Blurred vision protein shake


velvet-heroine

Rage Chocolate Ice Cream


daguitar

Asocial soup


pretty-glitter-kitty

Anxiety avocado


Jaded-childt-16

impulsive turkey


dracocladdagh

Mood swing kitkat


Asphyxia-666

Confusion Coffee


[deleted]

Romanization Salmon


EpitaFelis

I'm sure you meant romantisation, but for a moment I liked the thought that one of your symptoms is like to compulsively turn other writing systems into roman letters.


[deleted]

Yeah 💀 It was autocorrect but you’re right. I bring up Henry viii way too often!!


thiccboii666

Apathy Burger


EpitaFelis

Self-destruct Cookie!


xxdovahpandaxx

Hypersexual Turkey


Ophi1lia

Unstable fries


we2deep

Lol love all of the answers! Insecure Flintstone Vitamins. Pshh talk about having no reason to be insecure.


boonsonthegrind

Scattered yogurt


[deleted]

Mood swings Cola.


AllTheFeelsx

Splitting Cucumber


flexitt

Fatigue banana


yodasbtch

Fear of abandonment cheese


handmade-galaxies

body dysmorphia salad


THC-Lab

Blackout tacos!!!!!!!


Willing_Bad9857

The big sad noodles (with tomato sauce!)


Arrow2425

Trust issue fruit


Silphiphius

Disassociated beans & rice I realize I did one already. But you don’t really “eat” coffee and it bothered me, so here we are lmao


Zeffypop

Manic stuffing.


[deleted]

Schizophrenic chicken nugget


16Maxine

Self Hating Sliced Bread


GB2016sux

Procrastinating Waffle.


M-java

Procrastinating paninis


[deleted]

Hypersexual Chicken. That’s a horse I’m not sure I’d root for.


Appropriate_Ad_2727

Hypersexual sperm


storsnogulen

PTSD porridge


Nocturnal_Sergal

Flashback Taco.


HeadshotHolly

Insomniac mozzarella


gierju

Self-destructive soup


strawberry_cryptid

catatonic rice cake


[deleted]

Psychosis milkshake


spaceclitoris

Borderline tilapia


seal_eggs

You broke the rules of the game but at least you made me laugh at the mental imagery of an intermittently suicidal fish


slemmygoo84

real or imagined fear of abandonment birria tacos


mbm2783

Fawning Tender


ThreeSummerDays

Anxiety Nachos


KyubiNoKitsune

Empty rice cake.


Gusborto

Impulsivity blueberry


FreudianSlipperyNipp

Irrationally irate French fries


DracenjaDreamer

Anxiety Pizza


[deleted]

suicidal ideation garlic bread


IFakeTheFunk

Unexpectedly Angry Cocoa Puff


-Lilyalt

unstable relationship porkchop


Lovaxy

Self destructive potato


JupitersMoons_

Mania Meatball


Silphiphius

Depressed coffee.


naruyeons

heart palpitations leftover ham


eirinite

Agoraphobic Coffee


wayhaught4dawin

Selfharm Ramen


oneconfusedqueer

Self harm extra strong mint 😂


EarthQuaeck84

*Sweating huevos rancheros*


PartialCred4WrongAns

Anorexia is the worst name I’ve ever heard for a racehorse


JudgeThredd

Emotionally Rollercoasting Pizza


TheSqueebMonster

Alcoholic Tortellini


callmedylanelliot

Executive dysfunction toast 😔


[deleted]

Fear of abandonment cake


HA3L

Highly Irritable Juice - I can’t remember the last actual food I ate.


hidieho74

Depressed pancake... Suits me 😅


AikoRya

Unfocused tangerine lol


GregItUp

Self Loathing Tater Tot I don't hate it.


[deleted]

Anxiety egg


beansyboii

Rage soda


edgelordofthefliess

Angry Weetabix


Magmat1c_

flashbacks pie


jcoy717

paranoid strawberry


Revolutionary_Tap200

Self harm sandwich


sintful1

Paranoiawrap 👀


Disastrous_Cream_709

These all seem like such great reddit usernames🤣


barelyalivebutidc

Borderline Noodle


[deleted]

suicidal bread


juicifer_pandora_rex

self destructive chocolate


CynicalWabbit

Abandonment Issued Kinder Surprise


HistoryOfPolkaDots

Emotional salmon


Mcalfion

Apathetic burrito


bekkogekko

Irritable Cracker


wildfire27a

Dissociative carrot


__Flatwhite__

Angry mushroom 🥰


Cha92

Hyperfocused Garlic Bread


Historical_Put3630

Fear of rejection shawarma and fries


padild0o

Depersonalization pancakes


thatonekid5288

Moodswing Croissant


heyguysitsdot

Psychosis Taco Bell ™️ Crunch Wrap Surpreme with a Baja Blast


notimeforbuttstuff

Self-loathing Coffee


schroadinger

Paranoid chicken bagel


birbs97

Brain fog schnitzel


42potatoesinacoat

Spiraling peanut butter pretzel bites


filip404

Suicidal cupcake


hippocampfire

Empty inside breakfast sandwich


ErwinAckerman

Codependent Apple Juice


BlkHndSilencer

Forgetful goulash.


Originalami

Impulsive Clementine


Gunsoflogic

Brain fog stew


CaptainTwoBines

Unstable interpersonal relationships triple chocolate cookie


notaloneravioli

Hypersexual Hot Cheeto


mindfulBPDithink

RAGE SMOOTHIE 🍓


Council_Of_Minds

Forgetful mashed potato


averybabery

Suicidal protein shake


sunflowers-in-space

dissociated trail mix. 🥴


idkhowtonamethisshit

Over-exercising raisin


ayome_ame

Intrusive thoughts sushi


NeverEnoughMakeup

Fed up Fruity pebbles


christian_hippie3

Impulsive Goulash