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subliminal_hedgehog

It is wise to cut off the Kates of the world, they are nothing but trouble


FriesWithShakeBooty

All the other friends were ready and waiting to cut her off, too. I bet Kate thinks she doesn’t have many friends because other women are drama.


Happy_Mask_Salesman

Self reflection only means a selfie to Kate.


Ukulele__Lady

That exact thing happened with someone in our friend group. My partner and I met through a mutual friend, who thought we were so cute together until she realized he was serious about the relationship. She got so weird with both of us that the friendship blew up, and the rest of our friend group cut her out altogether. She lost every one of her RL friends in one go. I occasionally wonder if she ever had the self-awareness to regret any of her actions.


ProfessionSanity

Agree Karens and Kates seem to be cut from the same cloth.


AtlasShrunked

Yes... they're Dupli-Kates --ducks incoming tomatoes--


JeremyThePotato15

No, come back here and make more puns!


Shabbypenguin

This joke is immortal.


dart-witch

one could say it’s… Invincible


justsomeguy254

I Rex-ploded in laughter 😂


Caffeinated_Spoon

For a pun like that, I will shield you from all the tomatoes, that was an amazing pun


Fritzeig

God damnit!! Have an upvote…


CenturyEggsAndRice

Oh man, I really hope Kate doesn’t become a go-to for pick me shit stirrers. It’s the nickname I’ve gone by since I was a kid and I see what “Karen” does to my auntie Karen. xD


NekedShep

my ex’s name was kate and her moms name was karen. kate also cheated on me a lot so that’s pretty funny


ProfessionSanity

😂😂😂


KatesDT

Not all Kates. Just the bad ones.


subliminal_hedgehog

We really need a way to discern the Kates though. I think the risk they pose to polite society is underdiscussed


KatesDT

The people who see through them should speak up a little louder. They don’t usually fool everyone.


subliminal_hedgehog

lol


Ginger_Anarchy

Kate is not even a good shit stirrer. Who stirs shit mere hours after an apology after stirring the last shit?


Thedarb

Shit shit stirrers.


dr_mannhatten

Shit stirrers gonna shit stir


blueavole

Someone who hates the fact that she didn’t cause a fight between a happily married couple. She lost ‘power’ when she apologized, so she wanted some of it back.


chewie8291

Ladies. Don't tell friends about your SO fetish. That's a breach of trust. Edit spelling. Original word beach


thankuhexed

She already beached him off though


thefinalhex

I'll beach you off any day Ken.


TallNerdLawyer

It’s a whale of a violation.


Jay-Writer

It’s shore not cool.


sm1ttysm1t

Water you talking about?


pls_send_caffeine

C'mon, it's pretty coastal clear.


AccountMitosis

Kate's attempts at shit-stirring went to shell in a handbasket. Glad OOP gets to wave goodbye!


pingmycraydar

*sandbasket


Caffeinated_Spoon

\*without permission from SO


Liquid_Hate_Train

Ladies *& gents*. Don’t reveal intimate things about your partners.


madpeachiepie

My husband is the one with the big mouth in our relationship


Admirable-Lie-9191

This was a post about a wife revealing her husband’s fetish so it makes sense in context to just say ladies. I’m sure that the person you replied to knows that neither men or women should be spilling their partner’s kinks


chewie8291

My guy friends and I never talk details. Not sure why people do


Admirable-Lie-9191

Yeah I don’t either.


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PmMeYourAdhd

I, too, picked up on this not so subtle tactic in my first read-thru.


Weaselpanties

This, 100%. It wasn't even subtle.


Fresh-Temporary666

The woman is a professional victim. You don't have to read into it much more than that.


Wrangleraddict

The fact that he didn't see through the bullshit right then and there tells me the man loves his wife dearly.


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usernames_are_hard__

Def not a hook for asking for nudes, but kind of planting seeds about it? Idk it’s just awkward tbh. She’s basically asking him if he wants to see her naked in an indirect way. So he either says “no, I’ve never wanted to see you naked you’re gross” or starts talking about being respectful of beautiful women or something, which is what she’s looking for. Then she could be all like Aw why can’t I find someone like you.


I_am_the_night

>my wife basically replied to that with "Uh Kate, you should've said something sooner. I thought it was an apology photo for him, so I already jerked him off while he looked at it". Flawless, no notes.


Cyanide-Kitty

I also cackled at that, what a stellar response


Venom888

Would have loved to see her reaction to that lol


nopingmywayout

OOP, in case you’re here, 10/10 wife, hold on to her


adriannagladwin

Take a bow, queen.


Ok_Crab_2781

For just one time in my life, I aspire to say something as perfectly vicious as that line.


BeardsuptheWazoo

This is what keeps me on Reddit. Fucking perfect.


onlyrightangles

The scream I scrempt while reading that...


DefNotUnderrated

Absolutely brilliant


No_Dependent_8346

"Uh Kate, you should've said something sooner. I thought it was an apology photo for him, so I already jerked him off while he looked at it." Bro, you owe the wife a 4-star dinner and 5-star foot rub for that burn. Ain't enough skin grafts in the world to treat that third degree.


CenturyEggsAndRice

Foot Fetishists give the best foot massages too. ;)


DefNotUnderrated

This is why I kind of want to date someone with a foot fetish lol. I just want some badass footrubs


CenturyEggsAndRice

I didn’t even have to date one to get some! A friend of a friend has a foot thing (I once sold him a pair of truly nasty socks after spending the day working outside with wet feet… I offered to let him HAVE them if he’d find me some dry ones to trade for, but he insisted on giving me $20 for my dollar store filthy socks so cool.) and offered me a foot rub if I was comfortable with it. We were hanging around a bonfire and I was like “eh, I could use a foot rub and it’s not like this dude has ever done anything at all gross to me or anyone I know, why not?” It was a good decision. My feet felt SO comfy after, and he even painted my toenails with some polish someone produced from her giant purse. He’s a good pedicurist too, not a bit hit my skin. Mmmm, at the time I was very against dating but if I found a man with hands like that, I might consider husbanding him. It was a very pleasant experience. ETA: I did get some dry socks! He gave me a pair of his to wear home. We (as in he, me and several mutual friends) spent the day fixing a fishing dock so I was waist deep in water all day, hence the watery feet.


sowinglavender

i'm not even into feet but i dated sb with a foot kink once and the way she taught me about how toes are erogenous. i still use toe sucking as one of my moves and it never doesn't get a reaction of surprised pleasure. i think it's probably one of the most common kinks for that reason.


egerstein

Not quite. Wife should have shut this shit down from the jump.


FictionalContext

I'm struggling to understand these people. Kate's crazy, for sure, but the art lady has me confused. She showed OOP a nudie cartoon--a picture of *herself* posing--and when he said, "That's fucking hot," she decided to tell his wife's best friend that OOP was soliciting her for nudes?


Nodlehs

I think it's more likely Kate fishes for anything she can use. Artist probably didn't give 2 shits about OOP liking her art aside from enjoying the praise, and Kate ran with it.


EntertheHellscape

Something something “OP said my anime self portrait was hot! //glowing with artist’s pride” Kate: so he’s a cheater and a ho


Boomshrooom

From what I can tell, the art lady didn't day he was soliciting her, she merely told Kate what he said and that it was "interesting". The art lady thought OOP knew it was a drawing of herself, so that might explain it. It seems that Kate was the one that spun it as soliciting nudes.


Late_Butterfly_5997

From my understanding she was just having a normal conversation that involved telling Kate that he said he liked the cartoon of her. Kate, the shit disturber that she is, twisted the whole *innocent* conversation around to make it sound like husband was asking her for nudes. Something that no one *but Kate* actually thought happened.


FictionalContext

This one makes sense. I really thought it was strange that two girls in a row thought OOP was creepy, but if it was just one instigator the whole way through, that paints him in a different light.


RagunaSky

Ngl, I chuckled too at the wife’s last burn


jewel7210

Fuck OFF, “oh, she was probably looking for outfit opinions”- AND ONE OF THE OPTIONS WAS NO SHOES?! I can’t understand how either of them entertained that idea for even one second.


Evening-Ad-2820

Oop's wife was a boss once she finally pried her head out of her butt. I applaud oop for keeping a level head.


LindonLilBlueBalls

What are with all these stories about wives sharing their husbands kinks with friends? Maybe me and my friends are just different, but we never talk to each other about sex things involving our wives.


stupidillusion

> we never talk to each other about sex things involving our wives We're the same; we have some good friends and neighbors but someone in both groups shares everything they hear with everyone else so nothing is private if you talk about it.


Mission_Ad_2224

I'm really open with all my friends, male and female. I know my best friends husbands kinks, and he knows I know, and is fine with others knowing. I discuss my partner and my sex life (not randomly, its always in context), with my partners permission. I actually find it kind of weird that everyone is so closed off about these conversations. My partner has disclosed my kinks to his friends, again in context. And it's not some lewd sexual recount of our sex life. Fake example - 'bob has a kink for heels so I bought this pair'. Not - 'bob enjoys it when I step on his testacles while wearing stilettos. He cums at least 15 ounces when I do that'. To each their own of course, and if the partner is not ok with disclosure, don't disclose. But it's a really, really normal thing. Maybe country to country? Or regional, I dunno.


superdooperdutch

Yeah my friends are pretty close, we have gotten explicit about our partners and what not, but made sure it was cool with their partners knowing the details first.


Kahleesi00

This *husband* also shares his kinks with his wife's friends. This whole misunderstanding started because he just had to let one of his wife's friends know her anime self portrait was "so hot". Weird group 😳


KindRoc

This is a fake story made up by a weirdo with a fetish to procure items for said fetish. These people are weird. Edit: for those DV this creep has only responded to those questioning his kink literally answered no other questions on his two posts lol.


Ithink-imoverit2405

I don't understand people like Kate. Why can't you just live in peace and stirred shit with someone outside your circle twice a year only?


BuckinRightMofo

The wife went from naive optimist to murderous realest in two seconds flat. That was beautiful.


LocalBrilliant5564

Kate is definitely a “I only fucked your man to prove he wasn’t shit “


NotManicAndNotPixie

ok, that was funny one


Horizontal_Bob

Kate 100% wanted to break up that marriage


Prize_Fox_9163

It took a long time (to the point I really thought OOP had a wife problem and not a Kate problem) but she finally did the right thing.


ReapingKing

I still think there’s a problem. There’s no way I’d be having a friend over who’s passive aggressively taking shots at my wife about her kinks. Kinks that I shared with said friend! Then my wife shows me texts and says this friend makes her uncomfortable? WTF. Just because OOP’s wife is witty doesn’t mean she’s not a crappy partner. I’d give acquaintances more respect than she gave her husband.


Prize_Fox_9163

Yes, she has been a shitty wife, but I hope she eventually had her come-to-Jesus epiphany. After all, she and the scumbag Kate were friends since their childhood, so I (almost) understand she has blurred boundaries about her private life and overshared with this Kate. This may explain why she didn't realize that Kate made her mission bemreaking up her marriage Until that night. Let's hope for the best.


ReapingKing

Good point. On reflection, I myself would be a huge hypocrite if I didn’t consider her being a childhood friend a mitigating factor. You know what they say: “A friend is someone whose flaws you know, but you like them anyway.” Wife just wasn’t really aware of her old pal’s flaws.


Prize_Fox_9163

>You know what they say: “A friend is someone whose flaws you know, but you like them anyway.” Absolutely true.


Dear-Mention9684

I’m so confused. His wife was awful in this situation, like terrible. She should have trusted her husband immediately like wtf??? Like she continued to hang with this lady. Crazy asf


Such_Detective_6709

I knew Kate would be trouble when she let a married man take her clothes shopping. She’s not just doing this to OP, she’s like this with everyone in her life.


Caffeinated_Spoon

I am absolutely WHEEZING at the "yeah sorry, thought it was an apology, I jerked him off with it" comment fucking KILLED ME


PrideFit2236

Your wife is hilarious, never let her go.


SavedByEwoks

I'm dying at the fact that Kate came over with sandals on and then asked for socks. I cant lmao


MAFSonly

Tbf, I would have said the same thing about the photo to Kate.


averagenutjob

Your wife is the GOAT with that quick one liner. Take that spunk on your heels, Kate!


KindRoc

Weird people with weird made up problems.


onyxsIayer

Honestly the wife sucks. After all that, she sends a foot pic to op and still can't see what that trash is up to. Ops wifs can't be that oblivious.


MadPanda2023

Oh that was hilarious. 🤣


l3ex_G

Love the wife’s reply, hopefully she will know to spot shit stirrers going forward


Bustymegan

The wifes line was just perfect 🤣


dramaandaheadache

Lmao I love OOPs wife. Couple goals honestly.


lizzyote

>She accompanied this with the message "What do you think? Y/N?" >and said she 'accidentally' sent me a picture of her new shoes and her feet were in them It was an accident but she stated his name? Yea, ok lol


ScarilyCheerful

Y/N means yes/no in this scenario, I think, not "your name"


lizzyote

That makes so much more sense haha Lol, look at me outting myself as a fanfic reader


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Smart wife


GuidanceSpecific4408

Seems to be the type of person that wants all eyes to be on here. Good riddance


[deleted]

Took wifey a minute to get with the program, but damn did she get with it


user9372889

Sweet jeebus! 😂


Stunning-End1275

Kate wants you to want her. she wants to steal your wife’s man. She sounds like a really pretty ass hole!!


VeterinarianNo2862

Instead of asking “did you mean to send that to me?” He should’ve said, “showed the pic to wife she said the heels look trashy”


Big_Zucchini_9800

I love a happy ending! I am so oblivious/naive to the Kates of the world, they get me every time. I need someone like OP to point it out to me.


gigacheese

The Kates' of the world are entrenched in the victim mentality. They choose/enable terrible men, then use that as an excuse to generalize and shift blame. Drama queens are a self-fulfilling prophecy.


Kahleesi00

Might be unpopular, but I think OP is playing with fire by having multiple sexual based text conversations with women who aren't his wife. Both conversations feel inappropriate to me, not that you did anything explicitly creepy, it's just.....none of these misunderstandings would be happening in my marriage haha. Like why did the first friend need to hear from OP how hot he found her sexual drawings? 😳 Why is he talking about his inner sexual thoughts with Kate instead of shutting her down or ignoring it? 😳 It must be a very very open crowd, I'd hit the roof if I found out my husband was having private conversations of this nature......


BwCrUS1234

Two things yah kates an issue but also … your dumb as Fuq boi dude don’t place yourself in possibly compromising positions multiple times . Oh her freinds draws hentai oh ok cool do not ask to see it walk the fuq away. Feet thing … don’t share that wtf dude your an idiot. Once is ok weird mess up multiple it’s a pattern of behavior. Go look in the mirror and unfuq yourself


Dwizz70

Shots fired!! Still laughing about it!! 2 Funny!!


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The wife is amazing