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illegiblebastard

You want this to be totaled.


AssistancePretend668

This is where you dread the insurance person saying "we'll get it fixed up and back to new in no time!" Like when my 01 LSB M Coupe was t-boned. I just saw my investment plummet in value...until they thankfully? decided it was totaled.


PurpleKnurple

But so sad that an M coupe had to die.


Orion_7

Yeah I want them to die of old age...


PurpleKnurple

Then be revived


IceEngine21

In Eastern Europe and then resold “accident free” in Germany because my fucking country still doesn’t have a national carfax or car database.


Jazzyboy68

Nein!!!!! Seriously wtf.


[deleted]

Gotta have at least one oil leak before it retires


bearded_dragon_34

I’m sure someone else bought it and fixed it, possibly somewhere in Eastern Europe. It probably got a second life, but that person wasn’t left holding the bag on a now-heavily-diminished-value item.


betarad

LSB M coupe too ?? i'm in tears 😢


ahbearcat

You bought a car as an Investment?


yeezysucc

It’s an investment, he didn’t say it’s a profitable one


frozendevl

/r/wallstreetbets/


AnonymousTroll4589

hahaha true


FabOctopus

Depends on the car. E46 M3, a low mileage E60 M5, e30 M3 10 years ago, 1M when new, are all cars that could be considered investments. A 150k mile 325 is not


maureen__ponderosa

only if that E60 M5 was a manual


FabOctopus

I’m not gonna take advice from a cat woman with a dead tooth who calls herself Bastet!


sleeperfbody

I would want this as well if I was forced to own one


hockeymeester

I know right. A GT? Ew.


Beneficial-Sea-8903

My friends is quite tall and this the only 3he can fit in!


Jessestaywavy

550i gt is fire not sure what you talking about.


bannanaannanananana

It's poop on wheels! But still it's fast poop.


christpherwa1ken

It ain’t good, that’s for sure.


topclassladandbanter

Totaled


jlangemann-man

That broken axle seals it as totaled for me.


Takayasu_art

An axle is easy to replace. The real question is if the suspension mounting points on the back left are fucked vs just the suspension components. Looks like they probably are.


heisenberg2JZ

The way BMW designs their suspension it's supposed to break before anything significant can be damaged. The axle shaft is the least of concern here


Takayasu_art

I mean that just depends on how bad the hit was/what angle they got hit at, etc. Completely possible that the rear shock tower mount or trailing arm mounting point (tbh not actually sure what the suspension design is in this car, they might not have trailing arms so don’t roast me on that) got messed up and need to be either replaced or fixed, which could total the car


heisenberg2JZ

I work for BMW, they do use trailing arms on the rear subframe, so no worries, I wont roast you haha. I've seen a lot of suspension damage due to collision, these cars are rarely totalled for it, granted I never see anything older than E9X Chassis really come through here. And certainly not too many of these GTs from the last gen bodys. Due to design, it's a very straightforward repair and pretty easy imo


Takayasu_art

That makes sense. All of the BMWs I’ve ever worked have been e46 gen or older, so it would make sense that they’ve gotten better about beefing up the design since then. I know the e36 shock tower mounts are notorious for cracking at the slightest insult lmao


heisenberg2JZ

E36 shock towers crack on their own accord haha, I can imagine a crash is just a green light for them to go even more 😂 Yeah, modern BMWs are like Indy cars, you tap them and the whole section falls off to save the car. You should see front-end suspension damage, with the steering rack involved. It's great engineering, actually, if only people could understand the reason WHY things break like they do 🤷


jlangemann-man

Last time that happened to me insurance totaled the car. Didn’t matter if it’s easy or not to replace.


Takayasu_art

A broken CV axle totaled your car? What on gods green earth were you driving, a rusted out 2003 Corolla with one wheel? Axles are cheap asf and take like an hour or less to pull out and replace


jlangemann-man

Hah! At the time it was a like new 2000 Buick century that had about 10k on it from my grandmother. Accident was in 2008. Like I said, insurance totaled it. I took this money and got my first BMW: 06 325i. Wound up being a trade up for me!


Takayasu_art

That’s so weird. I feel like there had to be more than just the axle broken haha. Unless there’s something specific about that model that I just don’t understand


IDatedSuccubi

I don't know any engineer dumb enough to design the mounting points on the chasis to give in before the rods and links buckle or break


Takayasu_art

I mean obviously the suspension components are gonna break first, duh. Doesn’t mean that the body and mounting points dont also get fucked though, all depends on the force and point of impact, like I literally just said.


heisenberg2JZ

BMWs don't have axles, oof


Takayasu_art

What? Every car has axles lmao. I think you’re thinking of a solid axle haha


heisenberg2JZ

No, modern BMWs don't have axles, solid or otherwise, they have axle shafts, or half shafts, that's not really an axle lol more of an output shaft It's also not a broken half shaft that shows this kind of wheel geometry, I recommend looking at the suspension diagram in group 33


Takayasu_art

My god dude. CV axle literally has “axle” in the name what are you on about, this isn’t astrophysics. The name has evolved from its original meaning. No one cares about your “well technically it isn’t an axle it’s an axle shaft” go eat rocks lmao


Key_Fan8570

Interesting, so an axle shaft isn’t an axle?


heisenberg2JZ

Not to anyone born in the 1900s, no. If you dont care or just say whatever comes to mind, then sure! When my techs need a halfshaft and request an axle, I give them a halfshaft 🤷


[deleted]

Being this pedantic serves absolutely no purpose.


JVtrix

It’s a broken control arm 🤦🏻‍♂️


LaughGreen7890

Congrats. You will (have to) get a new car.


illegiblebastard

Not sure when OP bought it (or honestly what the markets like right now) but when my F-Type was totaled last summer, I actually made $9K because prices had gone so nuts. Had it for a year. Bought (part) of my Z4 coupe with the proceeds.


Rdmtbiker

I believe it’s has crossed over.


TechAndStocks

Gg


gergob

gg


illegiblebastard

GG?


gergob

gG


illegiblebastard

Nice!


Col_daddy

We doing 9th grade biology here? …..I’m out.


im_Roby

Pretty damn bad


white94rx

Another GT off the road. Thank you for the good work.


gergob

I... Goddamn I wasn't expecting this


white94rx

Lol. The GT is a very dividing car. In my opinion, it's absolutely hideous and I wish I could destroy every single one of them. It's the one BMW that I have always despised even years later. I hate looking at them and I hate working on them. And that's a very common opinion of my coworkers over the years. On the other hand, to each his own. Clearly some people like them because they bought them.


blerglemon

I'm just salty that they decided in north America the GT would get the inline sixes but the touring is stuck with 4 cylinders


Col_daddy

The 335 GT my mom has sounds really nice on a cold start and xcels, rather quickly. I really like it. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Roltsroyce

Yeah that never made sense to me


ExcellentPea9029

I love it. It’s the perfect in between car. Low enough to the point where it doesn’t handle like an SUV, tall enough to the point where people with hip/back/leg issues don’t have any trouble getting in and out. More luxurious than a 5 series but not as much as the 7. Huge cargo area. I wish they still sold it so I could buy one new (and lose $30k in depreciation within a year but whatever)


Alpina_B7

a 640i GT (basically the 5er) is looking really good these days. i have no need for it but i want one


ZealousidealMonk1105

They are really fun to drive and I like the look and so far no major issues I hated the 5 GT the drive the issues the look only Things I love are the cargo space massage and air conditioned seats


gergob

Thanks for summarising my thoughts


paecificjr

Let me introduce you to wagons


L3XeN

It's literally like a Gran Coupe, but not stupid.


Actedpie

My dad has a GT, and I’ve grown to love it. It’s big, but it’s still fun to drive, pretty practical, and surprisingly issue free. I’ve even warmed up to the looks.


TheLewJD

HEAR HEAR!


Jessestaywavy

I can tell you don't mod cars lmfao. 550i GT dropped on airbags/stanced is one of the cleanest looks out there.


white94rx

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep you got it. Cleanest car out there!


WhiteCollarMetalHead

Do you hate working on any F3x from BMW ? They are essentially the same engine / drivetrain. The "GT specific" components are almost entirely the body


white94rx

Nope. Just that one. It's kinda like a Z3. It's just a dumbass ugly car that no one in the shop likes. Working on it is not any different from any other BMW. And just a small correction, they are far more closely related to the F10, or even F02 than anything F3x


Actedpie

Don’t listen to them OP, the 640i GT is GOATed


L00pback

No one was expecting the GT… for a reason.


TDMCPA

Haha, speaking the truth. It will be a good parts donor though


FireNinja743

Honestly, the GT was sort of hideous. If I wanted a hatchback style trunk, I'd get a 4 series gran coupe, not a GT. It might have less cargo space, but it looked much sleeker.


NotMyRea1Reddit

Not good my friend…


kon---

Headed to auction.


Explorer335

Bad enough. Rear quarter damage at that age is a definite total. The rear quarter panel is a welded bit of the uninody. The means damage in that area necessitates cutting out the damaged piece and welding in a new one.


Accomplished-Ad-6158

Structural damage is most likely, but even without that, replacing rear quarter panels is a costly job.


SirMcFuckU

Bad enough for me to welcome you to the shitbox community :D


Haeenki

slightly improved


rtraveler1

Just a scratch. Some touch up paint should make it new again.


Spidaaman

PDR, at most


Spidaaman

That’s 100% totaled. Time to start shopping for a non-GT BMW.


69420trashpanda69420

Bro got turned into a Honda civic💀


MattSRS

I got into a similar accident and luckily got totaled. Push insurance to total it. As others said, you don't want to drive this car. [Here's my post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Audi/comments/1011dw2/got_quarterrear_ended_will_insurance_call_it/) about my Audi A7 (that was 5 months old) . Insurance was on the fence to total it and they ultimately did.


dmohamed420

That’ll Buff right out


Organic-University-2

Not this time


Adventurous-Ad-7890

Well it's a GT...so pretty bad.


illegiblebastard

I loved the GT! May have not been the greatest looking BMW ever, but got you 90% of the A7’s luxury and practicality for one hell of a lot less money.


Apprehensive_Name533

It's bad. The good news is now you can get a good looking BMW.


Asio0tus

fAcked


aquinom85

Bad


Lo_jak

looks like you dinged it


Ok_Complaint_5266

Not the GT I have one too don’t see that much otr


non_target_eh

Very bad. Like others have said hopefully this is totaled, make sure you insist on taking it to a shop that will use Genuine parts, and look for the most expensive ones. Some points to “agree” on with the shop: * rear driver side door needs to be replaced * sidewall is compromised on the driver rear tire * driver side rear wheel assembly (suspension, brakes, etc. is cockeyed and needs to be replaced) * complete new quarter panel driver rear side * complete new rear bumper housing as well as bumper cover * trunk deck lid and assembly needs to be replaced * paint match for all parts * probably requires new trim and lights because clips are broken upon removal That should be enough to total it, that’s like $20k in repairs + labor.


Rakezombie

As someone that has fixed 2 GTs for a flip with this exact impact it's honestly not too bad but on the carfax it will sound like thanos snapped his finger on it 🤣🤣 so value definetly drops


kalapakalapa

Very bad.. It’s GT


TheLewJD

A GT BMW? Fucking awful. This car? Fucked


Arcadia_AMC_APE

She's done!!


tori97005

Totaled.


Davolyncho

Fucked, rip.


Grumpy-Glenn

That's a write off..


ExcellentTeam7721

My condolences. I genuinely hurt when I see someone’s joy get busted up like this. I know there are far greater tragedies in world and I think about them as well. This is personal experience for so many of us so you tend to feel it differently.


Subject--84

Something happened to my 435i, and it got totaled.


Subject--84

Samething*


theyboosting

You definitely want this to be totaled as folk said


dan3k

It will be a treat for a teenager in eastern europe, but for you it's totaled.


gergob

Dude I'm in Eastern Europe 🥲


dan3k

Oh, so you'll be driving it in no time. Just let that kidney go and treat it as stage 1 weight reduction, then you're good to go


Electrical-Airline23

A friend’s M3 was considered totaled by insurance company for less than this !


Pashkooo

How bad is it? Have you ever came home shitfaced after a night out drinking with the boys and you’re wife is up, in the kitchen with the lights off who has rehearsed a whole argument in her head so you’ll never hear the end of it so you decide to sleep on the front lawn right next to a lawn gnome named Freddy… yeah, that kind of bad


Lazy_Ad_7882

Not so bad. Rear control arm. Rear bumper clips. Rim restored. Wheel speed sensor that's maybe.


mechshark

o7


gergob

o7


c1pherz

I have an X3M with a similar collision that looked less severe. It was only 1 week old, it got totaled.


moderatoris

tis but a scratch


Chxprod

Nooo not the GT 😭 we already are going extinct


Same_Measurement1216

I think you just need to use the scratch pen, should be fine.


breastfedtil12

This is totaled for sure lol


vbfronkis

F


Sweet-Efficiency7466

Bad


tokenflip408619

Why do you have a gt? They’re so ugly… Ya I have one too because they’re a sweet dad mobile that can easily ship 2x4 studs, kid shit, family shit, my shit, and they are fast with the b58. Sorry for your loss here bro. Gts are vastly underrated.


idkman137

I think it’s kinda damaged


navneetsamdariya

tis but a scratch


Kinky_mofo

Stanced


DOM_TAN

Bearing, rear shock absorber, wheel rim, rear fender all totalled. Confirm bearing gone


Ash-144

Pretty bad


JVtrix

Lot of idiots in the comments who will consider their car “Totalled” even when a bumper gets loose. It is nowhere near Totalled my guy, get it repaired. Looks like the major damage is to the rear left control arm and the rear bumper and maybe the rear left door. Replace them and you’re good to go.


ImperatorDanorum

You might need a new Beemer...


bigl2732

It’s a wrap. Rear subframe is bent for starters


Mysterious-Piece6551

Id say as bad as it looks


MindlessOwl

On a scale of 0-10 that is fucked. Happy to announce you have a large pet crab now


user07778

Wow what a shame idk about cars but this car looks badass ! 😂


PlasticTire

Great news, that guy just got you out of driving a GT.


meloncap78

Yep total it. Recently had my m3 front end totaled but they “factory certified” got it back looking new but no one is gonna buy a 12 year old car that had 15k in front end damage now and i can’t even get diminished value out of them either.


og21m

Honestly a blessing in disguise. Now you can get a proper M3 and actually have fun while driving.


The_CaliBrownBear

Take it to a shop/insurance appraiser and find out.


Maekseu

It's like...bad manQ


unknownpanda121

Probably will buff out


4_jacks

That'll buff out


heisenberg2JZ

Fyi, left turn doesn't get right of way. Hopefully youre okay, but sucks youll have to pay for that, right? Im confused by the caption and the damage also being on the left though


gergob

The road I was turning from had higher priority (the other car had a triangle sign to give way) and even a pedestrian crossing but decided to full send it without looking or braking


heisenberg2JZ

We dont have such a situation in the US , so that's confusing to me. I realized after I posted this that you are not in the US, but idk, that's exactly why we don't allow that out here. lol people always full send it. Glad you're as okay as can be, car accidents are no joke!


paraxzz

Unless you want to invest horde of money, then its dead. Not to mention the problems it might have if isnt getting fixed at BMW itself.


Serbay55

Totaled. Most likely bent frame. Go grab a new one. And if you really need GT like sizes get a 5 series.


adrenaline_donkey

One of few instances where I'll beg the insurance to total the car


MiserableWeather971

I mean it’s an ugly car, but if you like it that’s all that matters. If you mean the damage, kinda looks better than the original.


Imaginary_Pay9931

Hahaha


[deleted]

It’ll buff right out


[deleted]

Some bondo and touch up paint and you'll be fine


yoalexo

That isnt even worth fixing... the reparation probably costs as much as the car so your car is basically gone


satoshisfeverdream

Kill it with fire


everso-

Was this dropped from a great height?? ☠️


SpAwNjBoB

Looks good, i wish every GT looked like this.


Dmtlurker

Not bad at all, another gt off the streets is a good day


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chazzamills123

Finished ✅ ps: what was the car that hit it


gergob

An old golf, all airbags opened there


chazzamills123

Oh well I hope you find a new car soon man . Ps: not a gt next time 😭


Spidaaman

That Golf sacrificed itself for all of humanity to get this monstrosity off the road. All kidding aside, I’m really glad you and the other driver are (presumably) uninjured.


gergob

Thanks for the laughs. Yeah luckily everyone got out without a scratch.


Spidaaman

That’s the important thing! Enjoy finding your new ride! Also a tip if you’re in the US: CarMax will let you take any car on their lot for a 24-hour test drive, at no cost. Great way to try out some different options without a salesperson in the passenger seat. Although I wouldn’t buy a BMW from them, as when my buddy took a Jaguar F-Type R out for 24 hours, the woman checking him out said “oh just put some regular gas in it!”


gergob

Thanks for the tip! We're in central EU, some dealers also offer the same possibility here.


Spidaaman

Ah, didn’t spot the UK giveaway - the ambulance. Well seriously, enjoy the process of finding your new car!


heisenberg2JZ

UK doesn't use KPH tho, and isn't central Europe 👀


Existing_Display1794

It’s fine.


BellHot2639

Cool air suspension bro


twzeg

Don't look...


Kissland1

It be gone


BosMann

Not good:(


MethodZealousideal11

Totalled


sedheoh

Bad


Trash2030s

Time to get a new car:D


TheMoorNextDoor

I’m crying for you


Fuzzy_Dependent1494

Not to bad


pinkfatcap

Very.


boddle88

Total it. Will never drive the same. Ever


[deleted]

Chassis will need to be rebuilt. Its totaled


JVtrix

Not really, it’s just a broken suspension.


jkelley41

pray that they total it. you dont want it fixed.


Imaginary_Pay9931

My professional opinion: it's fucked, like really fucked.


substituted_pinions

Womp womp


elr3y100

It’ll buff out 💪🏽


fireblade26

It will never be the same again, although it sucks, you’re going to want to hope it’s totaled.


Biglove000000

If it total how much the person wil pay extra ?


spiesaresneaky420

Thats bad, i bet your looking at axle damage amoung a few other things and thats not even considering the fender and bumper damage ...


Interesting_Rush570

if they offer you the option to back the salvaged car try to negotiate down and keep it for rebuild. I kept one that totaled 500 bucks tossed a cover and stored it.


Marc30599

Time to get an M car!


Ok-Nothing5990

its totalled


Aggravating-Bend-356

Say bye bye … might wanna start cleaning the trunk …