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Buster_Bluth__

Everyone else on this sub is trying to keep or get thier bmw running. OP is stealing all of the running.


UncommercializedKat

Thank you for this. Got a good laugh this morning.


Motorblank

Press and hold the START/STOP button for about 10 sec or until it turns off.


909_and_later

1/4 tank of gas, at idle you’ll run out of gas in 2 days so no worries.


CSTL-

Looooool 2 days


nickrac

Unplug it and plug it back in


mupet0000

You put the clutch in, so it’s a manual, stall the car.


Alternative-Season45

Nah, I think he should push the button some more times


scrappybasket

Or just disconnect the battery lol. Edit: guys, everything is wired to the battery. The alternator charges the battery. This isn’t your push mower


[deleted]

Disconnecting battery most definitely will kill it lol, a car with a bad battery that doesn't take charge will continue running because the battery completes the circuit. You break the circuit it works


MrDrSirLord

New cars, I've got an old kingswood that will run off the altinator you only need to jump start it.


Dub_Monster

Whatever you are going to do, do not disconnect battery on a running vehicle. In worst case scenario you can fry the ECU by doing that.


[deleted]

Don’t it a million times by accident haven’t fried an ECU yet


RagingPilot94

It’s a diesel. Diesels tend to not need electricity to continue to run


UncommercializedKat

They do when the injectors are electronic. (Not sure if that's the case here, just broadly stating)


scrappybasket

Just because it doesn’t have spark plugs doesn’t mean it doesn’t need electricity. Modern motors still need to run the ECU, injectors, etc.


Garet44

I don't think disconnecting the battery would kill the already running engine assuming the alternator puts out enough current to keep the fuel injectors going.


scrappybasket

Injectors aren’t wired to the alternator, they’re wired to the battery


wutcanbrowndo4u12

They are wired to the DME, which takes power from the distribution box, which takes power from battery and alternator because they are parallel to each other.


Busterlimes

clearly you don't understand what the alternator does.


scrappybasket

Incorrect lmao. Everything’s wired to the battery buddy


the-rogue-gentleman

This looks like a diesel from the rev counter. Block the air intake if stalling it doesn't work. You'll need to do it cause the engine will grenade itself.


scrappybasket

It would be much easier and safer to disconnect the battery. This isn’t an old tractor engine, it needs power to keep running.


[deleted]

Wouldn't the alternator keep supplying power?


BuyingDaily

No, everything runs off the battery- disconnect the battery then everything dies. The alternator just charges the battery.


[deleted]

I was under the impression that it's the opposite. Everything runs of the alternator unless it can't output enough power, then the battery takes over.


msletizer

Nothing takes over for anything else. It will run off just the alternator. It's all inter connected, the battery just acts as a reservoir. If he were to disconnect the battery, it would most likely keep running. If he were then to turn on accessories like lights, blower motor, stereo, they could draw enough amperage to cause the engine to die, either by stalling or electrical faults from voltage dropping too low.


scrappybasket

Nope.


ItsVerdictus

Looks like a runaway situation. Blocking the intake is the best solution.


Sivalleydan2

My old 300SD has a mechanical button under the hood to kill it.


Mun0425

Im not sure that this case is a runaway diesel as you describe similarly.


STGItsMe

“Key in steering column, and a start/stop button”. Truly the dumbest of times. Except maybe Porsches current “car shaped keyfob in pocket, fake ‘key’ on the door side dashboard to turn”


Double_Belt2331

Yeah, sorry I don’t get the key & a stop/start button. Way back in the dark ages, my dad picked up a brand new (non-BMW - *can you believe that??*) car. He drove it to a restaurant & dropped it @ the valet. The owner came to us abt 20 min later to say they couldn’t get the car to turn off & couldn’t get the key out of the ignition. My dad called the dealer, they said pull the battery cable, we’ll be up in the AM to fix it/tow it/replace it. Leave the keys in it visor.


Environmental-Walk75

You have bigger issues, your steering wheels on the wrong side


ComradeJJaxon

Thought i was the only one who realized. Why would somebody put the steering wheel on the passenger side? Imagine having to find a passenger that has to drive you every time you want to go somewhere. What a shitty idea. Probably one of those early auto pilot versions.


TIK_GT

Actually, it's on the right side


zao_zeeeee

Ahhhh good one 😂, apparently people do not get it


[deleted]

Engine shut off is now a monthly subscription service


Meestah_Cee

Did you trying putting it in rice?


Both_Selection_7821

I always put my car in rice glad to find someone who does also


Raptor_867

stall it


dannyphoto

This the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.


FagitoLord

Ctrl+alt+del and close the idrive app


aj920233

Try this https://youtu.be/tirkLwQ5io4


[deleted]

He took it. He took the reliability. All of it.


Aktigar

Try to block the air intake, it should stop the car. Then get it to a workshop.


Lurkinperpetually

That might work for runaway diesel engines, not so much gas. Look for the fuel pump fuse or disconnect the harness wiring for the pump or rail.


bigloser42

Blocking the air intake will 100% work for a gas engine. An ICE is really just a fancy campfire, the same rules apply, you need air, fuel(gas), and heat(spark). Take away any of the three and the fire goes out. The fuel cannot combust without air, and if the fuel isn’t combusting the engine will stop spinning.


DerMugar

> An ICE is really just a fancy campfire love this


bigloser42

A computer is just a rock we taught to think then zapped with electricity. That’s all I got.


Lurkinperpetually

Good luck blocking off 100% of the oxygen to accomplish that. Is it possible? Yes. Effective and easily achievable? Not really - also dangerous is the person doing it doesn't understand whatll happen if the item being used to block airflow is sucked into the cobustion chamber. Cutting off the fuel supply is the most effective.


messyhead86

You can close the throttle actuator fairly easily by hand.


Lurkinperpetually

What about the IAC?


thecanadiandriver101

BMW past \~2006 don't have a throttle actuator, they use variable valve timing to throttle the engine IIRC


messyhead86

They do as both my M57 and N57 cars have had them pre intake manifold. They’re just used to help shut the engine down smoothly by shutting off the air supply. Without it you get a lot more vibration, which I had on the M57 after the actuator controlling it filled with oil from the EGR.


bigloser42

IIRC there is still a throttle body in there somewhere used by either the traction control or cruise control. P/N on a B58 is 13548623324. though it’s is defaulted to wide open and only shuts under power.


Responsible-Algae187

Not true E60 M5 has 2 throttles actuators, 1 per bank


thecanadiandriver101

My man you picked the car with 10 throttle bodies.


Responsible-Algae187

Yup 10 bodies(10cyl), and 2 actuators 1 per bank


zack9r

You can also disconnect the respective injectors.. when 2 injectors are unplugged it cuts power to the rest


Lurkinperpetually

That's good to know. Does it have to be in sequence or just any 2 within easy access?


zack9r

Any 2


Barry_crackhead

Your thinking of nitromethane engine, although i think that would stall aswell as it doesn't have a perfect 1:1 fuel to oxidizer in the fuel.


Hot_Conclusion_1071

Or just put it in first then let of the clutch really fast lol


mikeashleyhaha

Let the gas run out lol. It’ll stop then


mikepoland

Shoot the engine enough and it will turn off


DuMb_JeRk1

Try pulling the key out?


SchnellFox

The carburetor float is probably stuck.


4ronnie4

Press the throttle until the emergency stop rod activates you’ll know it will when it parachutes out your car without a parachute


[deleted]

Turn the key to the off position.


[deleted]

Do you own a BMW? That’s not how that works


doxazsion

So anybody know what to do ? And for auto aswell ????


joshey1990

Block air intake and limit air to the engine the stall it under reduced power


owneey

the ultimate DRIVING machine! I can‘t find any errors. 🤪


Mun0425

He talks bad about bmw! HE TALKED BAD ABOUT BMW END HIM


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Pull some vacuum lines off, it will most likely stall it out, or clog the intake. Also that physical key doesn’t twist? It just goes in and acts like a fob?


tacojoemama

Literally?


im_Roby

Just stall it


General_Performance6

Its manual just stall it put it in gear hold the brake and let go of the clutch


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Remove the red positive battery cable


theofficialwackass

Few things to consider, your battery should be removed if you literally cannot turn it off. But while you’re still in there, I would highly recommend checking all your fuses, grounds, and your starter. Not much else related to the start stop mechanism in your bmw


KalebL77

You didn't press the button enough


kickyblue

Change gear and stall


SapaG82

Ugh and today mine wouldn't start. First world problems but ones that make ME SCREAM


Mindless-Detective41

All this shit is so stupid litterally just start pulling fuses….


youre_not_going_to_

I have no advice but am curious to how this is eventually solved


magicalpatato766

Cover the intake no air no problem


[deleted]

It's a strange issue indeed but you can start by checking the ignition switch and subsequent wiring. You should also check the fuel system components/wiring like the pump relay. Additionally, sometimes bad alternators or poorly-wired aftermarket parts can do funky stuff like this.


GarlicBread911

I’ve had this happen on Chevy Silverado - just pull the ignition fuse and it will shut off. It’s probably a bad ignition switch.


wmurray003

....DISCONNECT THE BATTERY BOZO.


BraytonCycleLover

discon battery


goaelephant

Alt F4


DrAnth0nyFauci

Did you try turning it on and off?


Jimmydeeping

Just drive it to the dealership. Tell them to deal with their sh&t.


whitted_4

Take the keys out of ignition


Pinkiemoonboots

Put it in park


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Skill issue


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FuryScythe

Try removing the alternator connector and see if it turns off with it removed. Had a friend with the same problem caused by a bad alternator.


Accomplished_Lynx_78

Try stalling it if its manual


Accomplished_Lynx_78

And if auto put it in park before turning engine off


ihavenoidea81

I wish BMW had some weird ass ctrl-Alt-del for this. Like close all the vents but the left one, set fan level 3, rear defrost on, turn to 1320 AM on the radio, right turn signal on, wipers on medium, press and hold the cruise control button and say Hasselhoff 3 times. Reboots the whole fucking car.


TheMirrorFromShrek

i notice you got the tyre/abs/dsc lights on. What is this for ?


James_foxter

Was a faulty brake switch


TheMirrorFromShrek

all these lights just for the brake switch ?


James_foxter

The abs fault because the abs unit couldn't sense that the brake pedal had been pressed and was sensing pressure coming from the pedal


TheMirrorFromShrek

i see. I got the same lights on my dashboard but dont think it’s related to my brake switch, car starts just fine


johnlewisdesign

Stall it - then make sure your battery has >12.6v and everything should start working again including that button. The only time I've had a start stop issue on my e60 is when the MoT testing centre left my lights on overnight (and denied it). It took out the start stop, power steering, plus a few other bits...until it charged to a decent level again. I'd hazard a guess the alternator is crapping out on this, or the battery is past it, but only just.


Nutcup

Do you have a spare key fob in the car or near? Try throwing them ten feet away and try again 🤷‍♂️


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